Longevity Through the Path of Survival: Starting with Playing the Suona, Funeral Cultivation Begins

Chapter 729 Uncle, Stop Pulling

In the Soul Washing Pool, Luo Jiuxiao screamed loudly.

The nine Laws and Mysterious Scrolls around him shone brightly, and the Qingyang Thunder Bone on his right arm shone even brighter.

In the sky, a thunderbolt suddenly struck down!

He was going to use the power of thunder to integrate the Laws and Mysterious Scrolls into the Immortal Bone!

However, the next moment, he suddenly felt something was wrong, and a sense of shit surged into his heart.

"Boom--"

The thunderbolt fell, and Luo Jiuxiao hurriedly cast a spell to summon nine Laws and Mysterious Scrolls to resist.

He succeeded in blocking the thunderbolt.

However, his stomach suddenly turned upside down, as if it was about to explode.

"Damn it, how could this happen at this time!"

Luo Jiuxiao struggled to resist the thunderbolt while suppressing the commotion in his stomach, and his face turned red.

Finally, another thunderbolt fell, and he shuddered and shit his pants.

The white Soul Washing Pool turned yellow directly.

The fat and thin children next to him smelled a pungent smell, and both of them were stunned.

Their most revered uncle 13 pooped his pants!

Then, thunderbolts struck one after another, one poop after another.

Most of the soul-washing pool turned yellow!!!

Groups of filth flew freely in the pool.

The two children had never seen such a scene before, and they were scared out of their wits.

The fat boy Luo Chengwen cried out:

"Uncle, stop pooping, I'm scared."

Below, the ancestors of the Luo family and others were watching the ceremony happily.

As long as Luo Jiuxiao successfully merged the nine mysterious scrolls and fully exerted the potential of the Qingyang Thunder Bone, the Luo family would be able to prosper forever!

Guo Yuanli and others praised him and tried to build a relationship with him.

"Jiuxiao is indeed the son of the Luo family. He has such courage to choose the Xuanlu with the fusion of heavenly thunder."

Elder Liu of the Chiyan Sect laughed and said:

"This is the confidence brought by Qingyang Thunder Bone, and the control of thunder has reached the extreme."

"Look, he dares to draw heavenly thunder to temper his body at the Yuanying stage, and he is so calm-"

"Hey, that's not right. Why is my nephew Jiuxiao shaking all the time?"

Guo Yuanli also asked in surprise:

"Brother Luo, what formula did you add to this soul washing liquid? Why did it turn yellow?"

Luo Xionghai was also confused.

The soul washing liquid he prepared was all made with normal ingredients. It should be white. Could it be Xiaoer's unique formula?

At this time, the thunder in the sky was like anger, and it hit the soul washing pool.

The yellow and white soul washing liquid splashed out of the pool.

The seats of Luo Xionghai and others were closest to the soul washing pool, and they immediately smelled a pungent smell.

Guo Yuanli shouted:

"Brother, this smell is wrong!"

Luo Xionghai was even more confused. Why did this smell seem familiar?

In the sky, Luo Jiuxiao could no longer hold on and fell into the Soul Washing Pool.

Without the control of Qingyang Thunder Bone, thunder and lightning raged all over the sky, blasting down and smashing the Soul Washing Pool to pieces.

A pool of yellow soup poured down from the sky, mixed with lumps of things.

Everyone on the parade ground was stunned!

"Fuck, what's going on? Did the soul wash fail?"

"Luo Jiuxiao was beaten to shit!"

"Damn, this smell is too strong, run!!!"

"Oh my god, the Luo family went to great lengths to pull us here to watch the ceremony, just to throw shit everywhere?"

The people closest to the Soul Washing Pool were all distinguished guests from various sects and towns, as well as the direct descendants of the Luo family.

The direct descendants of the Luo family were fine, even if they were covered in shit, they had to stay calm.

The other distinguished guests didn't care about that, and they all ran away in panic, and the scene suddenly became a mess.

Luo Xionghai was so angry that his face turned pale.

This time, the Luo family was embarrassed!

Originally, they wanted to show their face and use Qingyang Thunder Bone to deter their forces, and the Guo and Li families did show their goodwill.

As a result, their butts were exposed.

Not only did the soul washing fail, but they also got shit and splashed all over the distinguished guests.

This was a 360-degree shame from the sky!

He didn't care too much, rushed into the yellow "soul washing liquid", and pulled Luo Jiuxiao out alive.

At this moment, Luo Jiuxiao's body was charred and he had been seriously injured!

"What the hell is going on?!!"

Luo Xionghai roared angrily!

At this time, Bai Yu mixed in the crowd and left quietly.

Dare to use his law Xuanlu, it is simply courting death.

He had already made some changes in the Xuanlu, which was the best primer for the curse.

"The strength is just right. It didn't hit Luo Jiuxiao directly. There's more to come."

He smiled slightly and disappeared in the crowd in an instant.

After that, the whole Luo Town and even the nearby sects were spreading a rumor that the thirteenth young master of the Luo family was beaten to shit by the thunder!

The Guo family, Li family and other military towns also began to reconsider the strength of the Luo family.

The failure of the soul cleansing ceremony was fine, but the thunder was so scary, could Luo Jiuxiao really take over the responsibility of the Luo family?

If you marry your daughter to such a person, you will never be able to raise your head for the rest of your life.

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Luo's mansion.

Luo Jiuxiao had woken up from his coma at this time, but he was still dying.

"Grandpa, I-I'm not-I-"

He was definitely not scared to the point of shitting his pants, but at this moment even he didn't know how to explain it.

Luo Xionghai was a man of character, and he still said in a gentle voice:

"Don't be afraid, Xiao'er, it's okay, it's not your fault."

"As long as Qingyang Leigu is okay, we still have hope. At worst, Grandpa will prepare a soul-washing pool for you."

Although he was extremely angry, he still knew the importance of things.

Among the younger generations of the Luo family, no one has more talent than Luo Jiuxiao, and Luo Jiuxiao is the greatest hope.

As long as Luo Jiuxiao can advance to the level of human immortal or even earth immortal, everything will be nothing.

Luo Jiuxiao's eyes were filled with tears, and he threw himself into Luo Xionghai's arms and cried:

"Grandpa, you are so kind, I didn't poop my pants because of the shock."

Luo Xionghai gently stroked Luo Jiuxiao's head and comforted him in a gentle voice.

"Don't cry, Xiao'er, Grandpa is here."

"I suspect you were cursed, and your injuries are not right. Grandpa will take you to find your great master."

That night, a beast cart ran wildly on the official road.

This beast cart was extraordinary. It was pulled by three golden lions. Where the golden lions landed, golden light rose up, supporting the beast cart to fly in the air.

The golden lion beast cart was as fast as a golden lightning, speeding on the official road.

At this moment, a sharp arrow broke through the air and pierced through the heads of the three golden lions.

The golden lion beast cart fell to the ground fiercely.

In front of the official road, a masked man stood on the top of a mountain, with a black dog lying at his feet, slowly putting on the second arrow.

This man was naturally Bai Yu.

A tall and strong middle-aged man and a half-dwarf came out of the beast cart.

The tall and strong middle-aged man shouted:

"Who dares to intercept and kill my Luo family's golden lion beast cart!"

"Fifth brother, follow me to kill the enemy!"

The two were the backbone of the Luo family, and they were both powerful virtual immortals.

The two set up two escape lights, one red and one white, and rushed towards Bai Yu.

Bai Yu had a blank expression on his face, slowly drew his bow and put on the arrow, watching the two approach.

"Swish!" "Swish!"

Two sharp arrows broke through the air and directly hit the two virtual immortals of the Luo family.

The two virtual immortals didn't care, and each offered a spiritual treasure to resist.

The next moment, two explosions were heard, and the two were directly blasted into ashes by the sharp arrows!

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