Longevity Through the Path of Survival: Starting with Playing the Suona, Funeral Cultivation Begins

Chapter 556: Advancing to the Godly Stage, Skillfully Surviving the Thunder Tribulation

School, test papers, and Xiaoyu, my deskmate.

All of this feels so real.

Bai Yu seemed to have really returned to Blue Star, back to that hot summer with a youthful atmosphere.

Gradually, he seemed to adapt to life here, and the memory of Xuanhuang Realm in his mind became fainter and fainter, as if it was really just a dream.

Zhuang Zhou dreamed of a butterfly, and a banana leaf covered a deer. Who can tell where this body is?

That night, he was sweating and writing furiously.

After finishing a test paper, he began to fantasize.

"The first mock test result is okay, and it's no problem to go to a 911 university. I will try to go up."

"Get into a top ten school, and then I will confess to Xiaoyu. A happy university life is just around the corner."

At this time, above his head, a group of black air gathered into a demon face, revealing a smug smile.

"Hehehe, this kid is completely trapped in an illusion. It won't be long before I can completely take it over."

This demon face is the inner demon of Bai Yu, the demon from the outer domain.

Bai Yu's eyes gradually became confused, and he was almost completely lost in the illusion.

Suddenly, a melodious bell sounded in his ears, like the shattering of Kunshan jade and the cry of a phoenix.

He shuddered all over, and the memories in his mind surged like a tide.

Bai Changsheng, Lao Mo, Yuhuacheng...

In the cave, a small bell with a gilded phoenix pattern was making a crisp sound.

An initial spiritual treasure, the Phoenix Bell!

How could Bai Yu not be prepared for the inner demon when he was attacking the spirit?

In fact, this Phoenix Bell was just one of the many back-up plans he had prepared.

The principle was not complicated. He left a true essence in the Phoenix Bell, and the true essence would automatically dissipate.

If the true essence was not replenished for more than an hour, the Phoenix Bell would automatically emit a soul-calming sound.

Simply put, it was an alarm.

In the illusion, Bai Yu's eyes regained clarity.

The space around him began to distort, and it seemed to dissipate like a bubble.

The demon face on his head was anxious, and hurriedly used his magical powers to stabilize the illusion.

At this point, he could only use his best skills to arouse Bai Yu's greed.

He turned into a divine light, fell on a night lamp in front of the table, and then turned into an image of a kind-looking old man.

"I am the god of the lamp. I am grateful for your sincerity and can fulfill your three wishes."

"Whether it is money, beauty, or power and status, this god can do everything."

As he said this, he raised his hand and gave Bai Yu a bright future.

Wake up to the power of the world, lie drunk on the lap of a beauty, eat endless delicacies, spend endless coins...

There are three thousand beauties in the harem, and spend the night in the hibiscus tent.

Cold queen, cute loli, elegant lady, voluptuous wife, charming mature woman...

There are all kinds of things.

Which cadre can withstand such a test?

Money, power, and beauty are trying their best to arouse people's greed. How many people can resist it since ancient times?

Even some monks, knowing that it is fake, are still intoxicated by it and would rather spend a blissful life in the illusion.

Bai Yu looked at the "Lamp God" who suddenly appeared, and was immediately moved. The scene described by the lamp god led to his imagination.

He asked tentatively:

"Great, lamp god, can you even achieve immortality and become the master of the world?"

"The lamp god" sneered in his heart and finally took the bait.

Greed becomes a demon. As long as there is greed, you will be taken advantage of by the inner demon.

"Of course, the power of this god is unlimited, you can make any wish."

"Come on, tell me your first wish."

Bai Yu's eyes showed an obsessed look, and he murmured:

"Then I want to eat endless pig shit."

The lamp god was stunned. What kind of bullshit wish is this?

"This... this, are you sure you want this wish?"

Bai Yu:

"Could it be that what you said is false? Even this wish cannot be fulfilled."

"The lamp god" thought to himself that this kid was testing me.

He waved his hand, and a mountain of feces appeared in front of him, which kept getting higher and higher.

"Okay, this is a mountain that will never decrease, so it can be said that it is the second wish."

Bai Yu:

"I want to eat endless dog shit."

The lamp god was speechless and conjured up another mountain of feces.

"What about the third wish?"

Bai Yu: "I want you to eat them all in front of me."

The lamp god: "???"

He has been an external demon for so many years, and this method of temptation has been tried and tested. Although he occasionally fails, he has never encountered such a weird request as Bai Yu.

Now it doesn't know that it has been completely exposed.

"Boy, you dare to play tricks on this demon king, I want you to die!"

It turned into a ten-thousand-foot demon god, with a green face and fangs, and it was ferocious.

A terrifying pressure came over him.

However, Bai Yu had a slight smile on his face.

"Rhinoceros incense, break!"

It opened its mouth and spit out a stream of green smoke, which turned into a sharp arrow.

The sharp arrow shot out and shot the fierce demon god through.

[Intermediate Yuanling-level material, Rhinoceros Awakening Incense, suppresses demons and evil spirits, nourishes the soul. ]

Immediately afterwards, another series of lightning flew out, surrounded the demon god, sealed and suppressed it, and turned it into a purple thunder ball.

Finally, a hundred or eighty demon-suppressing talismans were posted.

At this time, the world in front of him collapsed and dissipated like bubbles.

Bai Yu also woke up from the illusion.

"The outer demon of the transformed god is just like this, and can't even deal with an alarm clock."

He took out a jade box and put the purple thunder ball in it.

In fact, from beginning to end, he always maintained clarity of mind.

The reason why I am willing to continue acting is just to find the flaws of the external demon, capture it and study it carefully.

Unexpectedly, things went more smoothly than he imagined.

The inner demon tribulation was easily overcome, and now it was time to overcome the thunder tribulation.

Sure enough, there was a storm outside the cave, dark clouds were rolling in, and thunder was brewing in it.

Bai Yu flew out of the cave and shouted:

"Wait a minute, don't chop it yet, wait for me to arrange it."

After that, he snapped his fingers and pulled up the banner that he had prepared long ago.

"Welcome God to visit and inspect."

On the side, Lao Mo and Tongtong were also dressed in bright red, very festive, and led a team of paper figures to beat gongs and drums.

“Welcome, welcome, warm welcome.”

In short, highlight the courtesy and grandness.

What if God sees that this grandson is so polite and chops a few points with a tremble of his little hand, wouldn't this make a lot of money?

Bai Yu didn't care whether God was watching or not, he took out the written manuscript and started to speak:

"Dear God, gods of thunder, gods and Buddhas, thank you for taking time out of your busy schedule to guide the work of crossing the tribulation."

“Here, on behalf of myself (and Wangfeng Group), I would like to express my highest respect and heartfelt thanks to you all.”

"The results of Xiaodao's work in recent years are as follows. He has accumulated virtues and done good deeds throughout his life, punished evil and promoted good, and often repaired the tombs of eighteen generations of ancestors for free..."

After reading a 30,000-word article, Bai Yu offered incense and burned paper to God and the gods and Buddhas in the sky.

Finally, a few paper figurines of specialty products were burned.

No matter how his inner demons tempted him, he would do the same to God.

Finally, when he finished all this, the thunder disaster was long overdue.

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