What the Hell Is Making Games in the Ninja World?

Chapter 159 Uchiha Madara Craves Coke, White Zetsu Is Constantly Joining Uchiha Kei (1 More)

"Burger, Coke..."

Uchiha Madara murmured in a low voice, then smelled it and found that the burger had a scent that he had never experienced before. The smell derived from the harsh work of science and technology stimulated the taste buds of this ninja Shura who had hardly enjoyed much blessings in his life, making his mouth taste better. He couldn't help secreting a lot of saliva.

Then, Uchiha Madara bit it without hesitation.

In an instant, a delicious taste that he had never experienced before exploded in Uchiha Madara's mouth, allowing the old ninja Shura to open the door to a new world. For the first time, he realized that in addition to fighting, there are other things that can make people in this world. Way to feel good.

Food is such a wonderful thing.

Moreover, this is not an ordinary delicacy. When he took the first bite of the burger, in addition to the delicious taste, he also felt that his body's deficit had been replenished. Although the quantity was not much, he could clearly feel the original "Polo Pineapple" ''s body is slowly recovering.

So, without stopping, Uchiha Madara immediately ate the burger quickly, bite by bite, completely unlike an old man who was about to die, and his teeth were quite good.

Then, Uchiha Madara took the time to drink Coke again.

The taste of the carbonated drink made Lao Deng frown, but then the sweetness he had never experienced made him relax his brows again, showing a happy expression of enjoyment.

The beauty of Fat House Happy Water was a new experience that Uchiha Madara, an old man who lived like an ascetic monk, had never had before. Moreover, after the rejuvenating effect of coke came into play, he could not help but feel refreshed and could feel his eyes. Being warmed and nurtured made him feel very comfortable.

Finally, after finishing the burger and Coke, Uchiha Madara closed his eyes with a look of endless aftertaste and breathed a sigh of relief.

Then, he opened his eyes so that Bai Jue Fei, who was wrapped around his body, could release his possessed state.

Hearing this, Ah Fei followed the instructions, let go of Uchiha Madara and asked curiously: "Grandpa Madara, are you okay? It's so magical, so magical. He was going to die before, but why is he still so high now?" What about vitality? It’s so magical, so magical, it’s even more magical than Hashirama’s cells!”

Black Zetsu also saw the miracle of Uchiha Madara's vitality recovery at the same time. His eyes suddenly lit up and he said happily: "That's great, Madara-sama. In this way, your life situation will be improved. You don't have to worry." No time!"

The most important thing is that the Moon Eye Project can proceed smoothly again, and there is no need to worry about the mother-saving plan being stillborn.

Uchiha Madara didn't know Black Zetsu's thoughts, but he had new needs and immediately said to Black Zetsu: "Black Zetsu, I need more of these things, especially a drink called Coke, which can directly nourish my kaleidoscope. Sharingan, restore my lost energy.”

Although hamburgers can replenish vitality, in fact, for Lao Deng, there is actually no shortage of vitality. The life-support device, Hashirama cells and Baijue cells can all replenish it.

Although the effect is not as good as Hamburg, it is enough for Uchiha Madara. The main reason is that the mental energy consumption of opening the Mangekyō Sharingan cannot be replenished, and it is still decreasing day by day, and this cannot be replenished by the above three things.

This is the reason why Uchiha Madara's life will inevitably come to an end.

However, the magical cola produced by the system can miraculously replenish mental power. Although it has a good effect on others, it is not very strong. Instead, it has a magical chemical effect on Uchiha Madara's condition.

The life support device is a body with Hashirama cells transplanted into it, and the chakra that has mastered Yin and Yang Escape after completing the evolution of the Samsara Eye.

All of this combined has allowed Uchiha Madara to unknowingly complete his return to his ancestors and get infinitely closer to his bloodline ancestor Indra.

Indra's chakra can always exist with Asura, and reincarnate continuously, forming a fateful reincarnation. Uchiha Madara is both the reincarnation of Indra, and he is close to Indra, so the energy provided by System Cola returns to reality. It was the chakra that directly nourished him.

As a force formed by the combination of spirit and life energy, chakra represents a person's life strength in a certain sense in the ninja world. Therefore, the nourished Uchiha Madara just drank a can of Coke and ate a hamburger to directly I have a long-lost feeling of good energy.

So, Coke, more Coke!

Uchiha Madara, needs more coke!

Black Zetsu listened to the order and immediately expressed his understanding, and immediately blended into the underground, dragging White Zetsu to find coke for Uchiha Madara.

Of course, Black would never go by himself, but after approaching Konoha, he called White Zetsu to continue looking for system food, and emphasized that more cola was needed. This was of great use to Madara-sama and could help Madara-sama recover. .

After receiving the order, the White Zetsus immediately took action and lurked into the Uchiha clan, preparing to continue stealing tributes to Uchiha Setsuna and Uchiha Masanobu - Uchiha Kei gave them a lot of system food, and they all used seal scrolls. Keep it. After all, the food produced by the system also has a certain degree of freshness. The food must be put into the seal scroll to keep it fresh.

Sealing scrolls are truly magical and magical things, and the Uzumaki clan who developed such things as sealing scrolls are indeed a genius clan in this regard.

It's a pity that the clan has been exterminated, otherwise Uchiha Kei would have to hire 180 people from the Uzumaki clan to work together.

Then, when Uchiha Kei was making a game while lamenting the annihilation of the Uzumaki clan, and began to think astray, thinking about how many children he and Kikyo would have to have in the future to revive the Uzumaki clan, he suddenly sensed something.

Then, Uchiha Kai exited the spiritual network world, and asked the Uchiha guards to retreat to a distant place to be on guard. Then he walked to a room and knocked on the wall.

The next moment, eight Bai Jue appeared.

Among the eight White Zetsus, except for the leader, all the others looked at Uchiha Kei curiously, and then one of them asked the leader: "Really? Really? He can really make us taste the taste of poop." ”

The leader, Bai Jue, nodded immediately, with a devout look on his face as a fanatical believer and said, "Yes, Master Kai is a better leader than Master Black Zetsu and Master Madara. As I said to you, only Master Kai understands us. Bai Jue, only Master Qi can let us get what we really want."

"So, we must offer our loyalty to Master Qi and be proud to serve Master Qi. Only in this way, Master Qi will give us what we desire, so that we Bai Jue can all taste the taste of shit and other things that we cannot taste. taste."

After listening to the words of the leader Bai Zetsu, the remaining Bai Zetsu looked convinced. They all looked at Uchiha Kei with fervent and pious expressions, full of expressions eager to serve Uchiha Kei.

In response to this, Uchiha Kai could only twitch his face slightly. After all, the smell of feces was felt when he opened and closed his mouth, which was really hard to bear.

However, Uchiha Kei was not surprised by this, because he had seen similar situations more than once. After all, Bai Zetsu, the leader in front of him, chose to take the initiative to serve him after being deceived by him, and was named by him. Dabai's White Zetsu.

In order to get Uchiha Kei's reward, and to be able to taste various flavors with the art of large intestine taste buds, Dabai has been actively looking for and contacting other White Zetsus from that day on, and then deceived each White Zetsu to come to it, and brought them with him. Go to Uchiha Kei and declare your allegiance.

So far, Dabai has brought ten waves with a total of seventy-eight White Zetsus, and today is the 11th wave.

These Bai Jue people also fully demonstrated that they were very easy to fool, and they believed in what Dabai said. After all, there was no deception among the White Jue people.

Facts have also proved that Baymax did not deceive other White Zetsus. When these White Zetsus were brought, Keito Uchiha gave these White Zetsus a large intestine taste bud technique, allowing them to eat 'sweet' things.

Of course, Dabai will also have corresponding rewards.

However, after trying various 'flavors', Dabai finally settled on the taste of poop, saying that compared to the sweet, sour, bitter, spicy and various delicacies, it was the taste of poop that made him linger the most and couldn't refuse it.

Uchiha Kei couldn't say anything about this, and he fully understood that the taste of 'vegetative people' was indeed different from that of normal creatures.

To the vegetative Bai Jue, feces is a supreme delicacy, comparable to dragon liver and phoenix marrow - even if they taste it every time, their expressions will be very abstract.

This is the case now. Uchiha Kai used the art of large intestine taste buds, and then all the White Zetsus showed a ferocious expression at first, then became tangled and uncomfortable, and finally showed up as if a person who had been constipated for a long time suddenly felt refreshed one day. He had an expression of satisfaction, relaxation and enjoyment, and he still had endless aftertaste afterwards and enjoyed it immensely.

Such reactions made Uchiha Kei feel like he was gathering people to take drugs every time, which was really unbearable.

However, the effect is very good. After this experience, the newly joined White Zetsu will be full of loyalty, completely transforming into the shape of Uchiha Kei, and wishing to give his heart to Uchiha Kei.

To be honest, with the fanaticism of these white Zetsus, even if they were asked to fight Black Zetsu Uchiha Madara, they would do it without hesitation.

It's just that Uchiha Kei won't let the White Zetsu do this. After all, it's a waste of resources, and if he wasn't worried that his actions would be discovered if he acted too recklessly, he could just like a pyramid scheme and let the newly joined White Zetsu win over more Bai Jue.

Nowadays, the task of wooing White Zetsu is still only the responsibility of Baymax, the first White Zetsu to come to him, and the White Zetsu whom he recruits stay as far away from Black Zetsu and Uchiha Madara as possible, just to prevent being discovered.

For this reason, many of the Shiro who were recruited at the beginning were responsible for surveillance in Konoha. But now the situation has changed. Madaraoden has gone under Nanga Shrine. It is really dangerous. Uchiha Kei is ready to let Baymax Then go to a farther place to recruit Bai Zetsu.

However, before Uchiha Kai could speak, Baymax, who had recovered from his 'aftertaste', directly provided an important piece of information.

"By the way, Master Kai, there is one thing I want to tell you. Grandpa Madara ran to hide under the Uchiha clan's Nanga Shrine two days ago, and Black Zetsu just gave an order to our White Zetsu lurking in Konoha to let Let’s go steal the food and coke you gave to the Uchiha clan for Madara-sama.”

The former information was already lagging behind. After all, he had stayed away from Konoha and was recruiting people elsewhere. The latter information was information he had just received when he came back with the newly recruited White Zetsus.

After all, all the White Zetsus in Konoha are basically in the shape of Uchiha Kei. As long as Baymax, the leader selected by Kei Uchiha, is here, some information can be communicated immediately - other White Zetsus are ordered not to Come directly to Uchiha Kei. After all, the White Zetsus are a bit abstract. If other White Zetsus are allowed to come to Uchiha Kei, the hidden secrets cannot be kept. Therefore, currently only Baymax is allowed to take the initiative to come to Uchiha Kei. .

There's another chapter tonight

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