Chapter 164
Chapter 164: Nine Losses in Ten Gamblings (6000 words)
Tsunade was stunned when she heard Naruto's words, but she quickly realized what Naruto meant.
"What mother-in-law? Call me sister!"
"Compared with Jiraiya, am I younger and prettier?"
Tsunade looked at Naruto with a smile on her face. At this moment, she felt that her Yin Seal was not learned in vain. Look at this child, how honest and simple he is!
"Uh..."
"Sister? This..."
Naruto glanced at Tsunade and then at Jiraiya. He couldn't call her sister. If he did, the generations would be messed up!
"I'll call you Tsunade mother-in-law!"
"You look very young and beautiful, but you are of the same generation as the lecherous sage after all. It's not good for me to call you sister."
As soon as Naruto said this, Tsunade was about to get angry. Her fist was about to hit the table, but she stopped immediately after hearing Naruto's words.
"Not bad, you can talk!"
"But, I still call you sister!"
Tsunade rubbed Naruto's head roughly, even messing up her hair.
At this moment, Tsunade was suddenly stunned, and then she realized that Naruto's last name seemed to be Uzumaki, and most importantly, he looked too much like Minato.
For Tsunade, she had not returned to Konoha after that incident, and she didn't know much about Naruto's situation. The only thing she knew was the content of the ninja world.
Tsunade looked at Jiraiya at this time, and her eyes were full of tacit understanding of old teammates. Seeing this, Jiraiya nodded slightly.
"You should call me mother-in-law!"
Tsunade sat back in her original position, looking at Jiraiya, with a puzzled look on her face, "Jiraiya, why are you here?"
For Jiraiya, it was not surprising for her to appear here. After all, Jiraiya often traveled outside, and it was normal to meet him when he was lucky, but Naruto was different.
You have to know Naruto's identity, that is, the multiple blessing situation, the Nine-Tails Jinchuriki, the first person in the ninja world in terms of technology.
Even with Jiraiya's protection, Naruto is still a little dangerous, "I don't know what the old man is thinking, he actually let you out."
"By the way, kid, are you really as powerful as the rumors say?"
Tsunade was no longer interested in the question of Naruto's ability to leave the village, but was very interested in Naruto as a person. It can even be said that the entire ninja world is interested in Naruto as a person.
"Me? Fortunately, I have some brains and invented some things. I feel it's okay!"
Naruto smiled slightly, this is not his modesty, he still has a clear understanding of himself. Although he has been constantly researching and doing scientific research over the years, he is standing on the shoulders of giants, and he just uses them.
"Those things you invented are not simple things!"
Tsunade narrowed her eyes slightly, as far as what she knew, each one was very shocking. You know, this is what she knew, and there are probably many things that outsiders cannot see, and those things are the top priority.
Just like the Konoha blue light incident that was widely reported not long ago, around the New Year, it was said that something was launched from Konoha, which was also related to Naruto.
At the same time, the most serious problem was the aircraft, which was said to have flown around the five major countries.
"Guest, your wine, and your milk!"
The waiter came over with wine and milk, especially for the milk, he warmed it up for Naruto very considerately.
"Guest, do you need some sugar for your milk?"
"No, thank you!"
"Okay, guest, have a nice evening!"
Tsunade saw this and looked at Jiraiya, "What's going on?"
As for this service attitude, they didn't have it when they just came.
"As long as you throw a stack of money to the other party, you can also enjoy these services. Also, didn't you notice that Naruto ordered milk?"
Tsunade was stunned for a few seconds when she heard Jiraiya's words, and then she knew what was going on.
"Rich man!"
"Little brother, how about buying me some wine?"
Tsunade looked at Naruto with a smile, and there was a little bit of ambiguity in her eyes.
"Grandma Tsunade, this is no problem. I originally wanted to buy a drink for the lecherous sage."
"That's great." Tsunade was very happy when she heard Naruto's words. She looked at the waiter not far away and called him over. "Bring me good wine. No need to be polite to the rich man."
"Okay, guests."
After Tsunade saw the waiter go to get the wine, she looked at Jiraiya and Naruto, "What are you two doing here?"
"Tsunade, we are here to find you. We want you to go back and serve as the fifth generation Hokage."
Hearing Jiraiya's words, Tsunade was slightly stunned. She didn't expect Jiraiya and the others to have this purpose, and it was actually because of her.
"I don't have any idea about the position of Hokage."
"Under normal circumstances, the position of Hokage should be yours."
Tsunade looked at Jiraiya. If someone was to be chosen as the fifth Hokage, according to his teacher's style, it should be Jiraiya. Why did it become her turn?
"You know, I'm not interested in those things, and..."
As Jiraiya was talking, he had a strange look on his face. He looked at Naruto on the side. With this guy's ability to stir up trouble, didn't he see that the old man and Danzo were complaining all day long?
"Huh?"
Tsunade was also stunned when she saw Jiraiya's situation. What did Naruto mean? What, does the position of Hokage still have something to do with Naruto?
However, Tsunade thought about it and felt that the position of Hokage seemed to be really related to Naruto, but this shouldn't be the case!
"Why, is it still related to this kid?"
"I won't tell you. As long as you become the fifth generation Hokage, you will know what it means. The content of this is a secret of Konoha!"
Jiraiya laughed. He was very lucky now. Fortunately, he met Naruto earlier. If he met him later, it would be Danzo who suffered, not him.
As for the position of Hokage, whoever wants to be the Hokage can be the one. Let's not talk about the various things in Konoha. Now there is Naruto, which is extremely uncomfortable.
"Hmm?"
Tsunade was puzzled, but she had no choice. Although Jiraiya's words were different, they were all true. But based on her understanding of Jiraiya, she probably thought that they really involved Konoha's confidential issues.
"Come on, drink!"
"Let's not talk about this."
When Jiraiya saw the wine coming, he immediately asked Tsunade to start drinking, "Tonight, don't go home until you are drunk."
For a while, only Jiraiya and Tsunade were left to compete in drinking, and they almost fought for the remaining wine in the bottle.
Until the end, both of them were drunk.
At this time, Shizune and Naruto looked at each other, and looked at Tsunade and Jiraiya, with helplessness in their eyes.
"Goodbye, Shizune sister. When Tsunade mother-in-law wakes up, we will make an appointment for dinner tomorrow."
"Okay, I will tell Tsunade-sama."
After that, the two took Tsunade and Jiraiya away.
When Shizune helped Tsunade walk a distance, they suddenly saw two special figures at the corner.
"You are..."
"Orochimaru!"
Suddenly, Shizune realized that one of the two people in front of her was Orochimaru.
"Orochimaru?"
Tsunade was puzzled when she heard Shizune's words, "Why is Orochimaru here?"
Tsunade shook her body and looked forward. Apart from other things, this figure really looked like Orochimaru.
However, Tsunade was still a little unsure at this moment. After all, the person in front of her did not look like Orochimaru, and was even unusually upright.
"Are you really Orochimaru?"
Tsunade took a few steps forward, shaking. Shizune saw this and looked worried. You know, this is Orochimaru. Shizune also knows the situation of Orochimaru. After what happened, who knows if Orochimaru will have any special situation.
The most important thing is that Orochimaru had attacked Konoha before, and he was simply the most wanted criminal in the ninja world.
Tsunade didn't care about these. As for what Orochimaru did, Tsunade could understand Orochimaru. The only good thing was that the teacher was fine. The misunderstandings and some things could be solved slowly.
However, Tsunade looked at Orochimaru closely, and then looked puzzled, "It's really Orochimaru! No, why is your lunacy gone?"
"Burp!"
Tsunade burped and patted Orochimaru. She couldn't figure out why this signature lunacy of Orochimaru was never seen.
However, as a teammate for so many years, she knew that the person in front of her was Orochimaru.
"Something happened."
Orochimaru smiled slightly. Although he wanted to lick his lips at this moment, he was subconsciously suppressed by the action just now.
"Oh, you have changed, changed so quickly, I'll give you... vomit!"
Suddenly, Tsunade was drunk and vomited at Orochimaru, making Orochimaru's body full of vomit.
At this moment, Orochimaru was confused. What was going on with Tsunade?
"Shizune, you should take Tsunade back first. I'll come to see you tomorrow."
Orochimaru said, and left with Kimimaro beside him. He was very upset now. Why did this happen when they met?
"Okay."
Shizune saw this and didn't say anything. She just left with Tsunade.
However, Shizune looked back at Orochimaru. She was considering whether to tell Jiraiya about this.
Just thinking about Jiraiya's problem, he was also drunk. It was definitely unrealistic to go to Jiraiya at this time. Even tomorrow, it was uncertain when Tsunade and Jiraiya would wake up.
"Hey, the gathering of the three ninjas, I don't know if it's a good thing or a bad thing."
The current situation is simply confusing. If you are not careful, there will be various problems.
There is no way. After Shizune took Tsunade back to her residence, she went to get the sobering soup to wake Tsunade up quickly.
Just after Shizune prepared the sobering medicine, she found that Tsunade was gone, and there was a note on the table: "Shizune, I'm going out for a while, don't walk around at home."
"Tsunade-sama, you can't be in trouble, no, I have to inform Jiraiya-sama."
Shizune thought about this and immediately went to the hotel where Jiraiya and Naruto were.
"Knock, knock!"
Hearing the urgent knock on the door, Naruto was slightly stunned. Who is it at this time of night?
After closing the book, Naruto stood up and opened the door. As soon as he opened the door, he saw Shizune with an eager look on his face.
"Sister Shizune, what are you doing?"
"Naruto, it's not good..."
Shizune told Naruto the whole story, and at the same time walked to the window, looked at Jiraiya who was sleeping soundly, and immediately began to shake.
"Jiraiya-sama, wake up!"
While swaying, Jiraiya looked at Shizune in confusion.
"Huh? Shizune, why are you here?"
Jiraiya didn't react for a moment. Didn't he just finish drinking with Tsunade?
Could it be that it was already the second day and it was his feelings that made Shizune wake him up?
However, after looking around, no trace of Tsunade was found, and even looking out the window, it was still a night scene.
"Jiraiya-sama, it's Orochimaru. Tsunade-sama went to find Orochimaru."
The moment he heard this, Jiraiya sobered up. Knowing the stakes involved, he immediately put on his clothes and headed out the window.
Naruto and Shizune looked at each other. This change was too fast. They were lying on the bed just a moment ago, and they had already flown out the next second.
"Sister Shizune, I'll go take a look too!"
Seeing this, Naruto was not very relieved, and within a few jumps, he followed Jiraiya's footsteps.
Seeing this, Shizune didn't dare to stop, so she followed behind Naruto.
In this way, the three of them began to search in this small town.
But after searching around, I couldn't find Tsunade or Orochimaru.
Just when Jiraiya was wondering where Tsunade and Orochimaru were, Jiraiya saw Tsunade sitting under a tree outside the village in a daze, even in a state of confusion. .
"Tsunade, where is Orochimaru?"
Jiraiya came to Tsunade and looked around warily.
"Let's go!"
"Leaving? Is there something going on between you two?"
Jiraiya looked at Tsunade, wanting to know the answer. He knew that Orochimaru could not come to Tsunade without any purpose.
"Nothing, go back!"
Tsunade stood up, without saying anything else, but lowered her head all the way, as if thinking about something.
"Hey, Tsunade, you should say something!"
Seeing this, Jiraiya immediately chased after him. At this time, he also knew that Tsunade and Orochimaru should have some kind of situation, or even some kind of deal.
At this time, the rising sun had slowly appeared on the horizon, and residents of the entire town began to welcome the new day.
In the hotel, Jiraiya was still thinking about Tsunade and what Orochimaru was planning to do here.
Naruto looked at Jiraiya's figure walking around and sighed, "Sexy Sento, just stop walking around, okay?"
"Don't you just want to know what happened between Granny Tsunade and Orochimaru? Can't you just go find her?"
Hearing Naruto's words, Jiraiya rolled his eyes at Naruto, "Do you think I don't know how to find Tsunade? If I just go to Tsunade now, will she definitely tell me? Didn't you wake up today? "
Jiraiya looked at Naruto in confusion. Although Naruto's emotional intelligence was not very good, according to Naruto's IQ, he should not be able to say such illogical words.
"Of course I know, but if you don't go to Grandma Tsunade, how can you know what happened to Grandma Tsunade?"
"Even if you want to guess, you must have a condition for guessing. In daily life, for an action or some words, you should know each other well over the years, so you can make some judgments."
"Otherwise, you lustful immortal, will you just keep thinking in this hotel?"
After hearing what Naruto said, Jiraiya suddenly realized, "Let's go find Tsunade. By the way, Naruto, why do you think Orochimaru came to Tsunade?"
Naruto glanced at Jiraiya with a look of helplessness on his face. Don't you understand such an obvious thing?
"When Orochimaru was in Konoha, he was banned by the Third Generation Grandfather with a ghoul seal. Not only did he cut off all the tendons in his hands, he also sealed his ability to use chakra."
"I heard you say before that Grandma Tsunade's medical skills are very powerful and she has also learned many special sealing techniques. I think the reason why Orochimaru came here is for his hands."
After hearing this, Jiraiya suddenly realized, "Yes, I think so too."
"Orochimaru, you are so cunning!"
Naruto's mouth twitched slightly at this moment, wasn't this what he analyzed? How come you think so too?
Before Naruto could respond, the two arrived at the hotel where Tsunade and the others were staying. However, they found that Tsunade was not in the hotel. When they asked the boss, they found out that Tsunade and Shizune had gone out before.
"This is troublesome. Maybe Granny Tsunade has gone to find Orochimaru."
"No, Tsunade probably didn't go looking for Orochimaru, she was probably in the casino."
"Casino? This..."
Naruto was stunned at this moment. In this situation, how could it be in a casino? In his understanding, he was either thinking about life somewhere, or he was already looking for Orochimaru.
"Naruto, you often think too rationally. No, it shouldn't be said to be rational, but you are too smart. Many times, the things you analyze about some things can only be used in general, because people are all the same. It’s a very complicated thing, and... some things that are useless to analyze.”
"Isn't analysis useless?"
This made Naruto stunned. His analysis had never been wrong so far. Even if there were deviations, they were all in the range of human self-awareness.
Because this person was like something that was originally planned, but suddenly changed, or changed at will. This situation was unpredictable.
However, for now, Tsunade and Orochimaru's situation has not reached this level.
Jiraiya saw Naruto's puzzled look and asked, "You should know the sealing technique of the Shiki Sealing, especially the price."
"I know this, I have also studied it. It can be said to be a very special sealing technique. It is sealed at a certain price. It is not an exaggeration to say that this sealing technique is the strongest sealing technique. Of course, its price is also very high."
"Then Orochimaru..."
"Then Orochimaru and Tsunade have reached some kind of deal, but in this deal, Tsunade has been considering whether to do it. It can even be said that once the deal is reached, it will be a road of no return, not only for her, but also for others."
Naruto understood everything at this time, and some things that he couldn't understand before also made sense.
"This smart person is good. He can understand the matter immediately."
"Ah, I just don't know what conditions Orochimaru used."
Jiraiya sighed. This situation was something he didn't want to see. As for Orochimaru's situation, he knew it very well. If it was something that was not much different from the Shikigami Sealing, it must be something special, and Orochimaru's research on those things was a bit unscrupulous.
If Tsunade also got on Orochimaru's pirate ship, it would be really difficult to get out, especially when he thought of Orochimaru's rat-like life. He didn't want Tsunade to be like that.
"Here we are. Let's go in first."
"At the same time, Naruto, I will give you the last lesson today. There are some things that you can't control with data. Your analysis will become useless."
Naruto didn't take it seriously when he heard this. For gambling, nine out of ten people lose, and there are even all kinds of cheats.
As the saying goes, the inferior casinos and informal casinos rely on various cheating or dealer tricks to make you lose more and win less, and you may not even be able to leave the house in the end.
As for the high-end casinos, whether you win or lose, it actually has nothing to do with the casino, because as long as it reaches a certain scale, the money won by gamblers is paid by other gamblers who lose. Basically, the casino only pays a venue fee, but they can also take a commission from the gambling.
It can be said that this kind of casino is a situation where you can make a profit without losing. Maybe at this time, some people will say, it’s okay, it won’t matter if I win the bet.
Joke, do you think the casino has this method?
When you win money, some casino staff will pick you up and send you, and even if you are afraid of safety, they will protect you, but at the same time, they will also use various temptations to make you spend around the casino.
They don’t cheat you of money or cheat you, but let you experience all kinds of luxury. When you go home, with such an experience, many people will have a mentality of wanting to enjoy it, especially when you are rich and unhappy.
At this time, if you go again, whether you win or lose, you still have to spend money around, but there is a problem. You can't win all your life in the casino, and most of the time you lose.
At this time, it is easy for you to go from frugality to luxury, but it is difficult to go from luxury to frugality. Slowly, you will only be swallowed up. What's worse, many people will recommend friends to go together, repeating the above routine, and slowly, the family will be broken up.
But there is a very funny thing among them, that is, this is all legal and compliant, whether it is legal, moral, or human level, it is reasonable and legal.
I can only say that it is something caused by your greed.
"What are you thinking about?
Jiraiya's voice appeared, pulling Naruto back to reality. Naruto sighed slightly, "Nothing, just thinking about some casino things, and I feel inspired."
"You are still sighing, I will let you see today what is the casino nemesis and what is the unexpected ending."
"Let's go, I have found Tsunade."
"By the way, I'll give you a few chips, use your calculation ability to see if you can beat... Tsunade! "
Naruto looked at the chips in his hand, and then looked at the gambling table not far away. At this moment, there were many people surrounding the gambling table.
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