Chapter 953 You Are Born in the Year of the Dog (Please Vote and Subscribe!!!)

"Hmm"

Conan scratched his head, his head hurting from the thought:

"It seems unlikely, but, but"

"But what?"

"But alcohol is very harmful to the human body!"

Conan speculated:

"Think about it. My uncle's wife has run away. He must be very depressed. He drinks to drown his sorrows every day and gets drunk every day. Even the gods can't handle it!"

"What Conan said makes sense."

Miss Miyano on the side said:

"According to science. Bah! How come I have the same mantra as you! It's all your fault, I was almost led astray!"

Sakaki shrugged, expressing his innocence.

He really likes to give examples and argue, and to block the mouths of some bullies. Over time, he has developed a habit.

"According to clinical neurology research, ethanol, that is, alcohol, can directly damage the cerebral cortex and subcutaneous areas, cause cell degeneration and necrosis, cause nerve cell body atrophy and decrease in blood flow, and cause symptoms of dementia."

Miss Miyano worked hard for a long time, but after realizing that she still couldn't escape "According to XXX", she was too lazy to struggle:

"In addition to having a direct effect on brain tissue, long-term drinking can also cause hypoglycemia and vitamin B deficiency, leading to comprehensive damage to the brain."

"The imaging classification includes callosal degeneration, Wernicke's encephalopathy, extensive cortical brain atrophy, cerebellar degeneration, white matter demyelination, central pontine myelinolysis, etc., commonly known as..."

"1. Cognitive impairment: memory loss, retrograde amnesia, often accompanied by difficulty in recognition of orientation, especially time orientation, unclear repetitive speech, and obvious intellectual disability gradually appears."

"2. Psychiatric symptoms: There are many hallucination symptoms such as auditory hallucinations and visual hallucinations, hamartia, paranoia and delusions, obvious emotionality, loss of self-control, and strange behavior."

"3. Nervous symptoms: ataxia, tremors of hands, tongue and whole body, which are different from ordinary people."

Snap!

Conan slapped his thigh hard, Kidd slapped his head hard, and they both said in unison:

"Isn't this the uncle!"

Mouri Kogoro does a lot of weird things on weekdays, and all of the above points are accounted for. The most flexible is his tongue, and he is also extremely emotional. He will beat Conan angrily at every turn, be dejected and sad because he lost a horse bet, Once he meets a beautiful woman at this time, he will immediately change his appearance, just like the golden retriever who saw the dried meat, and eight horses can't pull it back.

He is erratic, has a reduced IQ, and looks like a psychotic person!

Horrible, extremely terrible!

"If you have any of the above symptoms, I recommend abstaining from alcohol."

Miss Miyano glanced at Mouri Kogoro who was still entangled with Ishimoto Kyoukichi in the distance:

"You still have to control your drinking even if you can't quit, but based on the patient's symptoms, quitting alcohol seems a bit difficult."

"It's more than a little difficult."

Conan sighed:

"It's an impossible task to make this uncle quit drinking. You might as well give me a gun and send me to fight in Syria!"

"Don't you suspect that he is faking it?"

Sakaki still has some worries. Based on the various appearances Mouri Kogoro has shown in the past, it is not an exaggeration to say that they are hidden.

"What are you pretending to be? You try to get drunk every day, maybe it's not as good as...ah!"

Conan held his head, the pain was so painful that he almost burst into tears. He raised his head and glanced at Miss Miyano, who was holding a knife, her face as cold as the cold wind raging in the Arctic Circle, and asked blankly:

"What are you doing?"

"You bewitched my boyfriend to become an alcoholic. Isn't it right for me to beat you up?"

"It's just a metaphor!"

"It doesn't work even for example!"

Conan's mouth dropped, and he was so aggrieved that he almost squatted on the ground and drew circles.

At this time, Kidd quickly jumped out to be the peacemaker:

"Two, two, what's there to argue about? Harmony makes money, and harmony makes money. By the way, how much bonus will we get for solving the case this time?"

"500,000 yuan."

"Hey, 5 is not divisible by 3."

Kidd said:

"How should we divide them? I personally recommend 442. In terms of weight, Conan 2 and we 4."

"Damn it, you drank too much lard and got blinded!"

Conan suddenly jumped up from the ground, excited:

"Why should we judge by weight? Isn't this bullying?!"

"Then what do you think?"

"Of course it is distributed according to the amount of effort! Brother Sakaki was recruited by me. I have the greatest credit and endured the most hardships when solving the case. In addition, you two tricked me, so I have to pay some mental damages. For the sake of everyone, For the sake of our allies, I will reluctantly take half, and you two will share the rest!"

"Hetui!"

Rolling up his sleeves, Kidd said disdainfully:

"I just said, why is your kid's head so big? His emotions are full of water!"

"How dare you curse?!"

"Why are you scolding you? I'm going to beat you up!"

After saying that, Kidd raised his fist and swung it down. Conan reacted quickly, jumped sideways to avoid it, hugged Kidd's arm, and opened his mouth to bite. This is the hardest weapon in his body, so he doesn't use it in vain.

"Wori, are you a dog?! Let go!"

"Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu"

Looking at the two people who just said nothing and just did what they said, Sakaki slapped his butt, rolled his eyes, grabbed his girlfriend and left, completely humiliated!

"Hey, hey, everyone is gone, why are you still pretending?"

Seeing Sakaki walking away, Kidd quickly said:

"Relax, relax!"

"Pooh!"

Conan opened his mouth, spat out two mouthfuls of saliva, wiped his mouth frantically with his sleeve, and said disdainfully:

"Did you not wash your hands after going to the toilet?"

"Stop talking nonsense, hurry up and catch up!"

The two scheming boys cooperated tacitly and put on a good show in front of Makoto Sakaki, intending to trick Makoto Sakaki, but they didn't expect that.

Makoto Sakaki ignored them at all!

"Ahem."

Following Makoto Sakaki, the four of them walked into the hotel. Kid touched his stomach and said:

"I'm hungry."

"Didn't you eat potato chips just now?"

"That's a snack, just like the stomach that girls use to hold desserts, it's not resistant to hunger."

Gurgle.

Conan's stomach also growled. It was almost 2 a.m. now. It had been 7 hours since the last dinner. It was indeed time for a midnight snack.

There was no choice, Makoto Sakaki had to take them out for a midnight snack and go home by the way.

After walking in the rain for a long time, they finally saw a mobile ramen truck. The boss dozed off while listening to the radio. The soup in the pot was bubbling and the tempting aroma was floating in the air.

"Now my stomach doesn't need these weak foods that can be swallowed in one bite, but the food that can make the stomach panic and impactful!"

Kid said confidently.

"Speak human language."

"Give me some hard dishes."

"Where can I find hard dishes for you at this time?!"

Sakaki Cheng glared at him:

"Eat if you like, forget it if you don't want to!"

"Eat, you must eat since you are treating me."

Grunting twice, Kid sat down obediently, grabbed a pair of chopsticks, and shouted:

"Boss, a bowl of family ramen, plus 5 slices of barbecued pork!"