Chapter 724: Butt Interaction Method (Please Vote and Subscribe!!!)

At 3 o'clock in the afternoon, the road was as hot as a soldering iron, and the temperature reached 37°C.

"I'm so exhausted!"

Liz, who was dripping with sweat, wore a magic hat on her head, put on her slippers, sank into the sofa, and breathed a lazy sigh of relief.

The Sawada tree is as wilted as an expired day lily. It is unknown what kind of damage it has suffered, and its head is drooping and it is listless.

At only 12 years old, he looked like a lizard with its gills spread out while carrying a paper bag that was too huge for his body.

Panting from exhaustion, he finally put down the things he bought and just sat on the sofa.

The girl poked his waist with her foot:

"I'm thirsty."

"oh."

"I want a Coke."

"Go get it yourself."

"But I don't want to move."

After taking a few breaths, Sawada Hongshu, who was extremely inactive, his cheeks gradually turned red, and there was a faint tendency to explode.

but

With a gentle temperament, he finally chose to compromise. He walked to the refrigerator dejectedly and took out two bottles of ice Coke.

Suddenly, he saw the mustard in the storage compartment of the refrigerator, and slowly turned back to make sure that the girl was not paying attention.

"Oh"

Under the shocked gazes of Sakaki and the other three, he unscrewed the bottle cap, filled the Coke with mustard with a wicked smile, and then acted like a normal person, returned to the sofa with the Coke, and handed it over:

"Here, you want the Coke."

The girl who was busy opening the box of figures raised her head and glanced at him, and suddenly said:

"I'm afraid you'll be drugged, so I'm going to drink another bottle."

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"Damn, you're so smart."

At the dinner table, Kidd expressed his inner feelings:

"Does this little girl have such a high IQ?"

"Nonsense, how can I become the little princess of the Hughes family?"

"Now Zetian Hongshu is in bad luck, he is asking for trouble."

"Who knows?"

Sakaki smiled slightly.

After getting the ice coke, the girl looked at Sawada Hongshu warily and asked:

"Why is it open?"

"Aren't you very tired? I'll do it for you."

"Good brother, take a sip first."

The girl sneered and unscrewed the bottle cap. When Sawada Hongshu's expression changed slightly, she clamped his head with her arms and drank it forcefully.

Tons tons tons.

After drinking the Coke one after another, Sawada Hongshu choked, but his face did not show it. Instead, he pushed the girl away with dissatisfaction and complained:

"How could I have drugged you?"

"Humph, that's pretty much it."

The girl raised her head with satisfaction and took a sip without caring about Sawada Hongshu drinking.

The cool cola slides into the throat, and the sweet feeling, accompanied by the spiciness of carbonic acid + mustard, hits the nose.

"ah!!!"

Suddenly, the girl let out a scream, stuck out her tongue, flapped it, and jumped on the spot.

"You you."

She pointed at Zetian Hongshu and was speechless for a long time. In desperation, she grabbed another bottle of Coke on the spot, tons, tons, tons.

"puff!!!"

A brown water splash filled the sky. The girl's eyes were red and tearful, and she roared:

“Did you put mustard in both bottles?!”

Sawada Hongshu calmly wiped the coke off his face, raised the probability chart displayed on his phone and said:

"You are smart, I am smarter than you."

"According to the results of my just analysis on you, your IQ is as high as 168. You will definitely doubt that the bottle cap has been unscrewed."

"In this case, the probability of you asking for a replacement Coke is as high as 74.2%, and the probability of forcing me to try poison is as high as 55.1%."

"Then just put mustard in a bottle!!!"

"I'm not finished yet."

With his eyes rolled, Zetian Hongshu smiled happily and said:

"According to the data calculated by Noah based on your height, weight, measurements, mouth diameter, depth, length and width, your mouth capacity is 115.78ml. And according to my observation last night, when you take the first sip of Coke, you like to hold it in your mouth After a while, this way a large amount of mustard will not enter the respiratory tract, so"

"After you taste the mustard, you will rush to find a water source, but there is no water around, only Coke, so you will inevitably drink a second bottle of Coke."

"When a person is in a state of emergency, the volume of the mouth and throat will expand by 15%. In other words, the volume of the coke you drink in the second sip will be larger than the first sip."

"After I got the probability map, I squeezed half the tube of mustard into the second bottle of Coke, so you know what happens if you piss me off!"

WTF

Sakaki Makoto, Miss Miyano, Kidd, and the girl opened their mouths wide and were all stunned.

This guy is too professional!

Just a prank

As for using Noah's Ark?

It seems that Sawada Hongshu was really angry with the girl, and he did not hesitate to kill a thousand enemies and lose eight hundred to himself.

"Is this the 12-year-old genius who invented artificial intelligence?"

Kidd was stunned and said:

"Mr. Sakaki, I feel that his arguments are more scientific than yours."

"first."

Staring at him, Sakaki said:

"This artificial intelligence was developed at the age of 10."

"Secondly."

"If I had Noah's Ark to help me analyze the data, it wouldn't be that bad!"

"Noah's Ark was developed by someone else! Can't you develop an artificial intelligence system alone?"

"Do you deserve a beating?"

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If you can't say it, you have to take action.

Kidd curled his lips and thought:

Who is that?

"How do you know my measurements and the diameter of my mouth?"

Wiping her mouth, the girl narrowed her eyes:

"Without this data, you can't analyze the probability!"

"Who told you to eat bananas last night?"

Zetian Hongshu rubbed his neck and said:

"Now you know I'm powerful!"

"If you know better in the future, I will let you go, otherwise"

Click, click.

The girl flexed her fingers and asked with a half-smile:

"What else?"

"Otherwise, otherwise."

Sawada Hongshu gradually lost his temper. He didn't know how to threaten people, and he didn't know how to deal with a girl who was on the verge of a volcanic eruption.

"Come, come into the room with me and have a few words with you."

The girl grabbed Sawada Hongshu who was trying to escape and dragged him into the room. The door closed with a bang.

after a while

Suddenly a wailing sound came from the room:

"Hey, don't. A gentleman talks but doesn't do anything!!!"

"Do you think I look like a gentleman?"

"I told you to give me mustard! I told you to give me mustard!"

After this incident

Kidd deeply understood a truth.

If you reason with people who are stronger than you, you will get scolded if you don't win, and you will get beaten if you win.

Same reason

The same goes for pranks.

Sakaki picked up Sawada Hongshu's cell phone, saw the probability chart on it, and suddenly let out a cry of surprise.

On the mobile phone, in addition to the probability of the girl, Noah's Ark also listed an additional document for Sawada Hongshu.

shown above

After the prank, Sawada Hongshu's probability of getting beaten was as high as 100%.

Even so, Sawada Hongshu resolutely added mustard to the Coke.

“You are truly a role model for our generation.”

Kidd was moved and said:

"Even though he knew he would be beaten, he still wanted to take revenge. As expected of him."

"No, I think"

Sakaki Cheng and his girlfriend looked at each other and laughed:

"Hongshu Sawada might just want to take this opportunity to interact with Liz."

"Get your own ass?"

"Yeah, get your own ass."

Kidd: "."