Chapter 871 Goblin
Since ancient times, relationships bound by interests are the most reliable relationships.
Lu Xiao naturally knows this.
But it doesn't matter.
As long as Damon hangs out with him for a while, he might become the second natural disaster.
This is not just talk.
Lu Xiao still recognizes his personal charm.
But if he takes the initiative to say this, he will appear to be very narcissistic.
So he set his eyes on the gambler, hoping that the other party can tacitly say what he thinks in his heart.
The gambler's scalp tingled under this gaze.
How could he know what Lu Xiao was thinking.
After swallowing the flesh and blood of the gods in his mouth, he hesitated and said: "What's the matter? Do you need me to say something for you?"
Hearing this, Lu Xiao immediately rolled his eyes.
If the natural disaster was present, he would definitely understand immediately and start to flatter him.
At this moment, Lu Xiao was anxious about the gambler's emotional intelligence.
Without the supporting role of Tianzai, Lu Xiao felt a sense of loneliness.
He missed Tianzai very much.
It was not until then that Lu Xiao remembered that he had not eaten a single bite of the barbecue.
Then, Lu Xiao turned his longing into appetite.
He swallowed the barbecue as big as his head in two or three bites.
While eating, he thought about what Damon had just said.
He cared a lot about the race called angels and the authority of "purity".
The race that could make Damon hostile should not be a weak race.
Lu Xiao guessed that the angels should have been an enemy before the decline of the demons.
In other words, angels are very likely to be one of the top 100 races in the universe.
Generally speaking, such a large race has at least one person who has mastered the rules.
And that authority is very likely to be "purity".
How did the chef master "purity"? Is he really an angel?
Thinking of this, Lu Xiao glanced at the chef with the corner of his eyes.
The chef was wiping his hands with his apron.
On that hideous face, there were several abscesses larger than thumbs.
The wrinkles on his face looked like they could suffocate maggots alive.
"Do all high-level angels really look like this?" Lu Xiao said in his heart.
And Damon had no need to lie about this.
Then the chef is very likely to be an angel.
Dante also had the same idea as Lu Xiao.
Perhaps he felt the gazes of the two people, and the chef shuddered.
Then he looked at the two people, shrank his neck and said weakly: "Is there any problem? Is there something wrong with the taste?"
Hearing this, Lu Xiao subconsciously pursed his lips.
It must be said that the chef's skills are still online.
The taste is absolutely amazing.
Lu Xiao groaned, then stared at the chef and said, "Are you really an angel?"
Hearing this, the chef immediately shook his head and said, "I don't know what angel is, I'm just a cook!"
Lu Xiao pursed his lips, then said with a strange look in his eyes, "Then you just said that you were abandoned by the tribe when you were a child!"
Hearing this, the chef's eyes widened instantly.
He looked at Lu Xiao with horror, and his tone was full of incomprehension: "Didn't you teach me to say this?"
"If I taught you to say it, why doesn't your tone sound so righteous?" Lu Xiao asked back.
The chef's eyes widened even more: "Isn't this righteous enough for me?"
At this time, Lu Xiao smiled evilly and said, "Look at you, you have learned to talk back!"
As he spoke, he stretched his hand to his waist.
The next second, a belt appeared in his hand.
Seeing this belt, the chef instantly lost his temper.
He hung his head, and kept rubbing the corner of his apron with both hands.
Lu Xiao stood up, cursing: "It seems that you won't admit that you are an angel unless I hang you up and whip you for three days and three nights!"
Suddenly, the gambler looked at Lu Xiao and said in a surprised tone: "Why do you want to reward him?"
When this was said, everyone present was stunned.
At this time, Lu Xiao felt that the belt in his hand weighed tens of millions of pounds.
After a moment of embarrassment, Lu Xiao laughed and said: "Well, I was just joking with Mr. Chef."
Who knew that the gambler said seriously: "But I am serious!"
Lu Xiao was speechless for a moment.
He felt it was difficult for the first time.
After the last belt education, Lu Xiao found a very serious problem.
The gambler, this guy, is like the stone in the pit, which is smelly and hard.
You can't beat him, and you can't scold him.
Because he will feel very good.
If you kill him directly, it will feel a pity.
After all, the power of "lie" is really easy to use.
If someone else uses this power, it may not be as smooth as the gambler.
This guy, his understanding of lies, is probably ranked in the top five in the world.
Lu Xiao felt that he was not as good as a gambler in terms of lying.
For example, the lie about the new fuel.
After understanding the whole process, even Lu Xiao exclaimed that it was awesome.
If it were him, this lie would never stand.
It is estimated that it would be exposed in the first step.
After sighing, Lu Xiao sat back in his original position.
After the chef saw that Lu Xiao's spearhead was diverted from him, he immediately continued cooking.
Perhaps only through continuous work can the farmer Lu Xiao not notice him.
After a while.
The second course was served.
Lu Xiao looked at the braised pork on the table and frowned again.
He always felt that this thing was weird, but he couldn't find anything wrong with it.
That braised pork dish is very good, both in color and taste.
Seeing that he couldn't find the reason, Lu Xiao stopped worrying.
After all, you have to get promoted, so there's no point in worrying about it.
He picked up the plate and opened his mouth wide.
A large plate of braised pork was poured directly into his mouth.
Dante and Gambler also knew that Lu Xiao urgently needed to be promoted quickly, so they had no intention of trying to rob him.
At this moment, Lu Xiao put down the plate and said in a somewhat puzzled tone: "By the way, what kind of life is that green creature?
It looks so ugly, and I don't know what kind of environment it is that can evolve such an ugly life.
And it’s still human-shaped, which is really eye-catching! "
Dante shrugged, indicating that he didn't know.
At this time, the gambler raised his hand.
Lu Xiao quickly focused his attention on the gambler.
The gambler smiled and said: "I remember correctly, I have seen this kind of creature in a movie.
In the movie, this kind of thing is called... Goblin. "
"Goblin?" Lu Xiao repeated the new term, and then said with a pout, "What the hell is that name? No wonder he's so ugly!"