Chapter 420: Oolong in Heaven

Sun Wukong stated his request for these things that he wanted to hear.

Okay, I understand. After Nezha finished saying this, he told Sun Wukong the kind of story he wanted to hear.

"Just a year after you were suppressed, the Jade Emperor held a banquet. At the banquet, the Jade Emperor invited Fairy Chang'e from Guanghan Palace to perform a dance for the immortals present."

"After Fairy Chang'e finished dancing, everyone applauded and cheered. However, Fairy Chang'e left the place directly after finishing the dance. However, one of the guests at the banquet was drunk."

"That guest is Marshal Tianpeng, who is in charge of Tianhe's 300,000-strong naval force. This guy has liked Chang'e since a long time ago. He will show his favor to her whenever he gets the chance. But unfortunately, they ignore him at all."

"And because he is the leader of the 300,000 navy troops, he cannot leave Tianhe at will, and the Chang'e Fairy lives in the Guanghan Palace on the moon and does not come out often."

"The two of them didn't have much chance to meet each other, so at this banquet, Marshal Tianpeng took advantage of the drunkenness and went to confess to Fairy Chang'e."

"Although Marshal Tianpeng was drunk, he knew exactly what he was going to do. After he stopped Chang'e, he launched a verbal attack on Chang'e, trying to impress others."

"Chang'e seems to have lived in Guanghan Palace for too long, and even his temperament has become very cold."

"After hearing what Marshal Tianpeng said, I was still unmoved. After saying sorry, I rejected Marshal Tianpeng's love."

"From the beginning to the end of their conversation, they never had any physical contact with each other, and they never even held hands."

"However, I don't know who saw all this, and reported it to the Jade Emperor, saying that Marshal Tianpeng secretly approached Chang'e after the banquet and tampered with her."

"After the Jade Emperor heard that person's report, he immediately became angry. On the second day after the banquet, he called out Marshal Tianpeng and punished him."

"However, because Marshal Tianpeng talked back, he said that he was wronged and wanted to confront Chang'e to prove his innocence."

"However, the Jade Emperor became even more angry after hearing what he said. He directly changed the previous punishment and demoted him to the mortal world. It is said that he was also reborn as a pig fetus. The current Marshal Tianpeng is probably from some mountain. It’s a wild boar.”

Nezha laughed immediately after saying that. The 300,000-strong naval governor was turned into a pig fetus just because he was reported to have molested Fairy Chang'e. Marshal Tianpeng was really miserable.

"Marshal Tianpeng actually turned into a pig fetus. Well, this is so cool. I remember when I first came to heaven and became Bi Mawen, the first time I saw him, this kid was so disgusting. It’s so bad that I don’t even look at people, and I look at them with my nostrils, which are so big that they almost reach the sky.”

"I didn't expect that he would end up like this. Things are really unpredictable."

After hearing this, Sun Wukong couldn't help but laugh. He remembered the incident when he was looked down upon by Marshal Tianpeng.

Although he is suppressed now, Marshal Peng's current situation is not as good as his current situation.

"Hey, is there anything else funny about Nezha? Tell me about it again."

After finishing laughing, Sun Wukong still felt a little unfinished and wanted to hear some other funny things.

"Oh, and listen."

"The Jade Emperor has a bodyguard. Well, every time he needs to cut the door curtain when he comes in or out, this bodyguard comes. So over time, this bodyguard became known as the Curtain Roller General."

"However, this time when the guard was helping the Jade Emperor to take out the door curtain, he accidentally knocked off the beaded crown on the Jade Emperor's head."

"After dropping it, he quickly picked it up, patted it with his hand, rubbed it on his clothes, then blew it a few times, and put it on the head of the Jade Emperor as if nothing happened. "

"That set of actions was as casual as taking something off, wiping it clean and putting it on the table. At that time, the Jade Emperor's face was so dark that ink was almost dripping from it. When other maids or gods around saw it, Or leave here quickly."

"Either he pinched his body tightly to restrain himself and prevent himself from laughing. However, the roller-curtain general didn't notice anything and still stayed in front of the Jade Emperor dutifully."

"The curtain-rolling general has been happily doing this for a long time, and nothing else went wrong during this period. The Jade Emperor also gritted his teeth and endured this matter."

"However, when he saw the Queen Mother, the curtain-roller broke the Queen Mother's glass cup while rolling the bead curtain. This not only offended the Jade Emperor, but also offended the Queen Mother."

"The Jade Emperor demoted him to the mortal world in anger. This general who rolled the curtain was originally a monster who became an immortal and only went to heaven. Now he has been demoted to the mortal world and can only continue to be a monster."

Nezha told Sun Wukong another interesting thing he knew.

"Although I sympathize with the experience of the curtain-roller general, I just want to say that the Jade Emperor deserves it. I just regret that I didn't see the Jade Emperor's face at that time, otherwise I would definitely laugh."

"Any more?"

After Sun Wukong commented on what Nezha said, he asked Nezha if there were any similar things.

"Yes, there is."

"You should have heard of the names of the Water God Gonggong and the Fire God Zhurong?"

"At a banquet not long ago, these two guys made a joke."

"For some reason, they had a dispute at the banquet, and then they just started fighting in the venue. At the beginning, neither of them used magic power."

"One pulled the other's beard, and the other stabbed the other's nose. Later, they gradually became more angry and used all kinds of crotch kicks, catching the moon from the bottom of the sea, monkey stealing peaches, and black tiger heart-pulling."

"In the end, both of them used their magic power, and the Water God Gonggong took out his magic Bao threw water at the Fire God Zhurong. The Fire God Zhurong was not to be outdone. Facing the water column from the Water God Gugong, he directly spit fire to deal with it. Guess what happened? "

"As soon as their attacks collided, a strong reaction occurred, and the entire banquet hall was filled with warm water vapor. "

"Some immortal alliances used magic to fan them away, but their fanning speed was not as fast as the speed created by these two guys. "

The gap that had just been deleted was instantly filled by the water vapor created by these two guys. As a result, after the two of them had exhausted all their magic power.