The Experimental Log of the Crazy Lich

Chapter 629 Chaotic Recovery

Originally, I planned to record the enthronement ceremony of the revival of the Elven Empire. After all, no matter from which point of view, this is a super event that will be recorded in history.

In order to cooperate with the propaganda, I even plan to use my familiar "eight-legged essay" to write about this historical event and analyze its impact on the whole world.

"In fd8, the founding ceremony of the Elf Empire led by Queen Heloise was held as scheduled in the small town of Sindir in Danbor. This ceremony symbolized the establishment of the Northern Elf Empire and had extremely important historical significance. Attend the ceremony and serve as four The high-ranking elves are represented by the wood elves representing Kelly and Von Kerr, the dark elves representing Diana, Victoria, and Steele, the moon elves representing Suanna and Marster, the silver elves representing Celtis and Carter, and the ritual The curtain ended perfectly in a dignified and solemn atmosphere, and it took eleven minutes and seventeen seconds..."

Sorry, I can't make it up anymore, because I really don't know how to write a nonsense ceremony that takes 27 minutes and 70% of the time is used to read the full name of the elf seriously.

If you must record it, you can probably only remember these processes.

The master of ceremonies announced that the ceremony was held, and everyone applauded.

The master of ceremonies began to read the list of the main people present at the meeting. Everyone listened very seriously. After all, these names might be the heroes of the founding of the country in the future. Then the master of ceremonies repeated the twisted elf language with a perfect retroflex, but it was just In order to shout out the glorious nobleman's name with an opera accent, a large number of onlookers below fell asleep and were in a daze.

Consider time is limited. The master of ceremonies only read the names of the main representatives, who must be registered to represent the pillars of the elf empire, but it still took twenty-three or four minutes.

If it's a meaningful speech, it's okay to say. But the whole process is full of tongue-twisting and meaningless syllables, and various unnecessary etiquette function words. I am afraid that even the elves themselves will find it boring... Well, I don’t know if the elves are boring or not. Adam fell asleep in a row, and the elf next to him was glaring at him.

And then finally the action came, when Heloise took the stage. Putting on a golden crown and picking up a cane that symbolizes imperial power. Then gave his first speech after taking office.

"I swear on my father's name, I'll do it right, so be it."

Well, just this sentence. Then there were amazing cheers from the audience...

"Is it finally ready to eat?" Adam woke up at this time, drooling all over the place, and the elves around him looked at him with disgust. Although everyone was bored, this was the one who fell asleep so shamelessly. up.

And I'm here to make a note of him,

Send it to the Little Fairy newspaper tomorrow to make him famous!

"How did he offend you again?"

"This guy said he planned to beat up the kids and form a basketball team, and said it's not safe now. We'll have children after the jihad! Back then, it was enough for one person to leave the group, but to show off his happiness in front of a bachelor, can this be tolerated? Haha .I'll make him famous! Make him think his ugly manners offend those narrow-minded sharp ears."

‘...How do I feel that Adam is setting a flag, which is the most dangerous one. "

"Hey, why... have you become a cat again?"

Only then did I realize that the golden elf on the stage was gorgeous and noble, but it was just a clone, and the real Heloise fell on my shoulders.

"Avoid being killed by sniping. The average term of office of emperors and queens is too short these days..."

Casually speaking words that I didn't even believe, the black cat leaned against my cheek. After rubbing it twice, I licked it, it was cool and itchy.

"I think it's more comfortable like this."

"...You are really cunning."

My words made Heloise stunned, she looked at me with surprised eyes, as if she saw something rare, such as ironwood blossoms, meteor showers and so on.

"You actually got the hang of it?"

"Tsk, I've never been stupid... What do you mean by 'I swear in the name of my father that I will do it well', if your father fell into reincarnation and there is no news, you will probably take it seriously, but in this situation, isn't it the same as 'I will do it in the name of my father' In the name of Didina, I swear that I will do a good job and find her if anything happens'. You are not cunning or something."

The dead cat suddenly laughed, very happy, and then I laughed too...

"I go, what do you bite me for!"

Then there was another cat ear hat on top of my head.

Although the ceremony is simple, the symbolic meaning is not.

First of all, when elf emperors and elf kings succeeded to the throne in the past, those who wore crowns were the incarnations of the true gods of the elf pantheon, the high priests and other gods instead. Kings and emperors also thanked and worshiped the elf gods, symbolizing The meaning is naturally that the kingship is under the supervision of theocracy.

But this time, Heloise put on the crown directly, and there were no elves and gods to visit during the whole process, and those who did not invite to come again were sent back. There were two incarnations of Hades gods in the audience as spectators. What does it symbolize, I am afraid Needless to say.

After completing the enthronement ceremony for just half an hour, the subsequent interview work continued until midnight. Fortunately, all these tasks can be done on the floating ship, otherwise it would be a pain to waste this time.

Yes, interview, perhaps it is more appropriate to say that the spoils are divided.

A new empire has been established. Although it is classified as a member of the Lan League, it must still have its own territory, organization, and people. Then, if there are people, there will be society, and if there is society, there will be exploitation and class... I mean society division of labor.

Perhaps merging into the Lan League in the future can break the boundary. At this time, it is better not to stimulate the elves too much, and follow the ancient system first.

According to the "resurrection" of the Elven Empire in the ancient elves, the four high-ranking elves supported the rule of the golden elves, and also divided the rights and glory of the royal family. Then, the positions, rights and responsibilities of the four high-ranking elves must be divided. , maybe time is limited and it is impossible to reach individuals, but drawing a big frame is necessary to stabilize people's hearts.

"Others are beating people to death, but you are dividing powers and officials. Isn't this dividing up spoils?"

"....It is obviously under the guidance of the golden elves. The high-ranking elves perform their vocations according to their talents bestowed by the creator, and guide the elves towards revival. What an upright thing. When it comes to your mouth, it becomes So dirty."

"Come on, look at the appearance of these guys who worry about gains and losses but are greedy. What's the difference from sharing the spoils. I'm just telling the truth all the time."

Heloise was speechless. The elves in reality are not different from the elves in fairy tales on the outside, but there is a huge gap on the inside. Small-mindedness and vanity are the nature of these pointy ears, and the upper elves have stood on the ground since birth. above the elves. Already accustomed to various forms of interest struggles, how could he easily make concessions.

all night. Dividing the loot... The interviews have never stopped, but what surprised me and made sense is that none of the "temporary patriarchs" of the four high-ranking elves belong to me.

The patriarch of the wood elves is the "Spirit of the Forest" Feng Keer Wen Casorla (save a bunch), and he is a well-known archdruid among the wood elves. He is also a well-known moderate and coexistent faction among druids, so it is only natural that he is recommended to be the patriarch.

He is only over four hundred years old, and he is a big wood elf man with a ruddy face. As a wood elf archdruid, he should be regarded as just reaching his prime, but it is a bit strange, and he seems a little trembling when he sees me.

"...Your Highness, we met once back then. I just became a druid not long ago, and you left a deep impression on me. And the voice of nature is telling me that your soul is stronger than before."

Did you see it back then? I don't recall ever seeing a wood elf archdruid. Hey, you dropped your staff? How did you run away.

"...Cough, I've heard of him. He is a survivor of the Ice Age, and it is said that he has suffered from a serious illness, and he can't stop shivering when it snows. Now you are shivering too..."

Heloise's real body is on my shoulder, but the clone is still meeting other elves. It really can be distracted, but her words made me understand instantly.

"Oh, this is the conditioned reflex of getting chills when I saw popsicles when I smashed my teeth when I was a child? I understand."

"It's definitely not the same thing! You use Ice Age to make popsicles...Damn it, you took it into a ditch."

Looking at the archdruid who kept peeking at me from a distance, I felt a little uncomfortable... It's not that I'm afraid of revenge or anything, it's just that a middle-aged man keeps sneaking peeks at me, and I suddenly blushed when I met my upper eye , which makes people feel a little disgusted.

The temporary patriarch of the wood elves is really a "temporary" one, because the number of wood elves among the northern elves is really not that many, and they are mainly just making up numbers, so naturally they don't have any authority, but the other three clans are not in the minority up.

The patriarch of the dark elves, Steele, has no surname. It is said that she is the sister of Saint Rose (the illegitimate daughter of Rose), the unlucky one who was taken away by Heloise, but she has no blood of Rose. ...Considering that the dark elves' society is so chaotic that it is impossible to tell who is who, and the society is so dark that everyone is a black elf with black inside and outside, just from these known things. Yes, the inside story and grievances and grievances in it can probably produce several novels.

Victoria has always been ambitious, and her blasphemous priest profession has been played out. The entire dark elf society has no gods, but there are a lot of pan-beliefs in it, and even Ansolo's infiltration has failed... I think After two hundred years, regardless of her, it is only natural for her to suddenly become a god at any time.

Besides my support, her biggest trump card is that "she" has a good sister with outstanding strength but no ambitions. Today's Diana has become more and more like the first sister of the dark elves.

It can be said that Victoria has already mastered the strongest military and religious power in the dark elf society, and she is a veritable uncrowned king, but she is obviously cunning enough. She has no intention of taking the position of patriarch, nor does she let her sister who is not good at politics take the position... If she really forced herself into the position, I will be careful and guard against it, maybe she will do something, she also knows that I am wary of her, and has always maintained a humble and cautious behavior, and does not interfere too much with the dark elves, but she doesn't know, But the more she plays like this, the more I feel that she has a deep scheming mind and is really dangerous. Considering "his" glorious past in "history", if I get hung up on something and no one can hold it back, I'm afraid something will happen.

"A puppet... Sorry, sorry, I accidentally said the truth."

Looking at the little girl, the patriarch of the dark elves, who was about to cry, I quickly apologized sincerely, but as soon as I apologized, the little girl really burst into tears.

But don't look at this girl, the dark elves are actually the strongest race among the northern elves, their background is still there, the population of the underground world is large, and the racial talent of anti-magic will be extremely useful in the future when the elemental tide is fierce. There is a complete power system in the first place, and there are powerful combat roles such as profane priests and anti paladins, so the rise is inevitable.

"It seems that for the sake of balance, the dark elves are going to be suppressed... Ah, I said something, I'm sorry, I'm sorry. Little girl, don't cry, I won't beat you, just suppress, suppress."

Okay, crying louder, well, the two patriarchs have been scared to cry, so I'd better go and rest on the sidelines.

The patriarch of the Silver Elves is Celtis Rufen Kamsey Silver Spear (save a dozen), a handsome and scumbag elf. One of the main culprits of the Silver Elf's split this time... But Heloise looked at him in an extremely unfriendly way.

"Silver Spear Family..."

I will never forget that it was also the Silver Spear family who rebelled against the Golden Elf back then. Those two seniors were still on Heloise's must-kill list, but now that the Silver Elf has just surrendered, it is natural to continue to use the original leader without sufficient reason , Even if you want to change people, you can't change them.

"Tsk, there are double electric eyes, still courting Heloise (clone)... Heloise, as a bystander and a party, how does it feel?"

"Silver gun, silver gun, silver gun..."

Well, the avatar smiles like a flower, and seems to be amused by the joke. The real Heloise is still struggling, and if she doesn't grit her teeth and hold back, something will happen. It seems that in the future, this upstart of the silver gun family will enjoy a treasure trove of bosses. the little shoes.

And the last moon elf is the most troublesome.

They haven't decided yet who will be the patriarch. The kings of the Three Moon Elf Kingdoms in the Northland couldn't reach a consensus, but Suana, who is closest to us, firmly rejected the request to be the patriarch.

"I am an undead, so how can I miss the power and position of the living too much. Now that my family has passed the disaster, I have already planned to bid farewell to His Highness."

But the problem is that there are only three remaining in the April Elf Kingdom in the Northland. It was very reluctant to join the Lanmeng League and the general trend. The internal situation is extremely complicated. For mutual trust, Suanna is the only candidate that both sides can accept.

"Don't, you're gone. We're going to find someone to take the blame and act as a buffer wall. It's hard to find these doormats who are angry on all sides..."

After thinking about it for a long time, I said a word, but it attracted everyone's attention, or more specifically, scared a group of people.

"Suana, do you want to be resurrected? I can do it." (To be continued)

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