Chapter 1860: I Don’t Want to Listen, You Bastard!

Today’s third update: Chapter 1860! 3

3!

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Chang Geng's power poured into the holy pillar and began to repair the cracks on it, and a door opened in front of Xu Kun.

"Is the divine baptism also divided into a preliminary test and a second test?"

Chang Geng's voice came from above: "Every inheritor of the Holy Pillar has the ability to perform holy baptism. If your mind is cleansed by me, you will become my believer."

"Congratulations, you have passed my test, so next, you will face the most brainwashing being in our clan."

The most... brainwashing being?

"Are you being sincere and just stop pretending?"

A ritual packaged as a sacred baptism is, in the final analysis, brainwashing.

And by using the surrounding holy pillars, people's thoughts can be affected and changed unconsciously.

If it weren't for Xu Kun's awe-inspiring righteousness, he would have been led astray by Chang Geng's fallacy just now.

Only in terms of sacred baptism, although Chang Geng could perform it, he seemed not to be good at it.

And who is the person he calls the best at brainwashing?

Xu Kun walked through the void, and just as he was about to look for Zhan Rourou's figure, a figure appeared in front of him...

Big bald head!

"Amitabha, donor, this poor monk is finally waiting for you."

Monk?

Looking at the cassock on the other person's body and the ring scar on his head, Xu Kun was in a daze for a moment.

But he quickly came back to his senses and realized that the other party, like Chang Geng, was just a thief who had stolen the human race's divine throne.

The appearance of this monk is just their cover, not their true appearance.

"Dare you ask the master's name?"

"Poor monk, Tang Sanzang!"

Chang Geng's voice came from behind: "Sanzo, like Frieza and Duten, is the leader of the Cherubim lineage and the great wise man of our heaven. Those who are ordained and baptized by him are like those who cross the river. "Crucian, unlike a dabbler like me, people who have been baptized by his hands will worship the Lord and have a pious and grateful heart."

"Master, how are you going to brainwash me?" Xu Kun said with a smile.

But he was secretly vigilant in his heart, comparing Frieza's undisguised bellicosity to Dutian's solemn and unsmiling attitude. The monk in front of him looked kind-hearted and harmless to humans and animals.

But since he is the leader of the Cherubim lineage who is the best at brainwashing, his abilities are naturally extraordinary.

Monk Tripitaka showed a hint of helplessness on his face: "It's not about brainwashing. I just want the donor to listen to the wonderful sound of Buddhism. He only needs to listen to the poor monk to finish preaching the Mahayana Sutra. If the donor is still obsessed with it, then the poor monk will be in the past." ”

"So simple?"

Monk Tripitaka smiled and said nothing.

"Does it mean that after I listen to your Naoshizi Mahayana Sutra, Rourou will not be baptized by the Holy Spirit?"

"nature."

"Okay then, let me hear what your so-called Mahayana scriptures contain."

After Xu Kun finished speaking, he wanted to find where Zhan Rourou was first.

"Donor, if the six roots are not pure, it is impossible to comprehend the wonderful sound of Buddhism."

Xu Kun turned around and said, "What are six roots?"

"Those who can see form have the faculties of vision."

"Those who can hear sounds have the root of hearing."

"Those who can smell fragrance have the sense of smell."

"Those who can taste taste are called taste root."

"Those who can feel are the ones who touch the roots."

"Those who know the Dharma are the root of thoughts and concerns."

"This is the six roots!"

Every time Tang Sanzang spoke a word, Xu Kun felt that part of his body's functions had lost its function.

When he finished speaking, Xu Kun was shocked to find that he could no longer see, hear, smell, taste, move, or even think.

sink.

"Get the fuck out of here!"

The irritable Xu Kun's Taishan Mansion King's Seal was shocked in his sea of ​​consciousness. In the slightly horrified eyes of the other party, he said disdainfully: "The six impure roots are the six impure ones. You can't see it, you can't smell it, and you can't hear it. If I can’t get it, I can’t eat it, so what’s the point of living?”

"Donor, you're in trouble!"

"All appearances are false. If you see all appearances that are not appearances, you will see the Tathagata. Can the donor understand the meaning of this sentence?"

"Don't listen or listen, you bastard chanting sutras. You like to talk about your own. If you can successfully brainwash me, I will consider you to be powerful. Don't expect me to understand your unfaithful Dharma."

"By the way, my Rourou, I agreed that I would perform the sacred baptism on her behalf, but now I can't even see her. How do I know if you are playing tricks on me?"

Facing Xu Kun's appearance, Tang Sanzang showed a hint of helplessness in his eyes.

We can only...forcibly instill Buddhism into the other party!

Immediately, Tang Sanzang sat down cross-legged, and a lotus platform appeared under him.

He clasped his hands together and murmured.

"What are you muttering about?" Xu Kun looked at the white world around him and wanted to go out, but there was no way to go.

And as Tang Sanzang murmured, echoes also appeared in this pure land.

If you keep thinking about it, there will be repercussions!

Xu Kun also heard his original muttering like a mosquito buzzing.

"Avalokitesvara Bodhisattva has been walking in the deep Prajnaparamita for a long time. He sees that all five aggregates are empty and can survive all hardships."

"Relic, the color is not different from emptiness, and emptiness is not different from color. Color is empty, emptiness is color, and the same is true for feelings, thoughts, and consciousness. Relic, all dharmas are empty, neither born nor destroyed, not dirty, not pure, neither increasing nor decreasing. ”

You can read it as you wish, I will treat it as if you are farting.

But Xu Kun, who was impatient and impatient, gradually realized that something was wrong after hearing the Buddhist scriptures that the other party continued to recite.

Form is not different from emptiness, emptiness is not different from color...

Xu Kun felt a little confused, and this trip was to save his girlfriend Zhan Rourou.

"I came... for sex."

What is the current situation?

Just like an old smoker who was very eager to take a puff, the Buddhist teachings recited by Tang Sanzang were like the smoking cessation medicine. The more you want to smoke, the more nauseous you will feel.

"I don't want to, I don't want to..."

The voice gradually echoed, and Xu Kun's uncomfortable feeling became more and more intense. As long as he had a thought about Zhan Rourou, he felt extremely painful.

And as long as he didn't think about her, the pain would dissipate.

He tried his best not to think about Zhan Rourou, so that he could feel more comfortable.

"This is the content of the Heart Sutra. You need to comprehend it day and night before you can understand the great meaning."

"The master will teach you other scriptures. You need to experience them seriously and don't do that reckless thing again!"

Xu Kun wanted to refute, but he was completely powerless to refute.

"The Buddha said in the Sutra of Forty-two Chapters: A person with lust is like holding a torch and walking against the wind. He will surely burn his hands. Your obsession is too deep. You should let go of it and return to oneness with piety, so that you can get good results."

A burst of Buddhist music came into his ears again.

"All love and affection will be difficult to last; life is full of fear, and life is as dangerous as the morning dew."

Love is not permanent. Tang Sanzang used the love that Xu Kun had for Rourou to resolve his obsession.

That is, use the spear of the other to break the shield of the other!

The deeper Xu Kun's obsession with Rourou, the greater the pain he endured.

Unless he... is willing to let go of his obsession.

"Let go of love?" Under the other party's Buddhist teachings, Xu Kun was confused again. This time, even the righteous spirit was dormant.

Because the righteous spirit does not understand love!

"Good, good, the love you insist on is small love. Loving the world and all living beings is great love."

"Love all living beings with me."

Looking at Xu Kun, whose expression gradually calmed down, Tang Sanzang showed a compassionate smile, stretched out his hand, and touched his head.

"Three thousand strands of troubles, let the master cut them off for you one by one."

"Yes..." Xu Kun struggled in his heart, but in the other party's voice, this little struggle gradually dissipated.

The kind that is completely out of control!

However, when Tang Sanzang showed a weird smile on his face and was about to put his hand on Xu Kun's head, something unexpected happened.

"You know your mother's love!"

"Are you worthy of talking about love with me?"

Xu Kun showed a mocking smile on his face. Just when the other party's hand was about to touch his head, behind him, it was like a river and sea.

Bursts of laughter appeared.

And one woman after another was reflected in Tang Sanzang's eyes.

Yang Yao, Zhan Rourou, Shen Bao, Li Yian, Athena, Yue Chaner...

They were charming and beautiful, like the charming mountain flowers, which made Tang Sanzang's eyes confused for a moment!

Finally, a beautiful figure stood in the ocean and slowly turned back.

Facing Tang Sanzang who was like a pervert at this moment, the other party waved her sleeves and slapped him on his fat face with a loud slap.

"Are you talking about love with my love god?"

Aphrodite just stood there and beat Tang Sanzang to pieces with her purest love power.