Chapter 1793: Three Lifetimes of Obsession, Before Dawn!
Today's third update: Chapter 1793! 3/3!
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Yue Chan'er, who was feeling hot all over, vaguely saw Xu Kun's figure. After feeling the energy that was connected with her soul, she ran over like crazy.
Xu Kun hugged Yue Chan'er, but it was like hugging a branding iron!
Yue Chan'er, the whole person was almost burned by lust!
"Chan'er, don't be afraid, I'm here to save you, I will detoxify you now."
Looking at Xu Kun's raised palm, Yue Chan'er refused: "I don't want the master to help me detoxify in other ways, I want the master to detoxify me with his own body..."
As she said, she had already started to grab Xu Kun's palm and tasted every finger of Xu Kun carefully.
It was in sharp contrast to the bottom line in front of Zhu Bajie.
Xu Kun was helpless, feeling the slippery and delicate touch of his fingertips, and almost couldn't help it.
But now, time is running out. Xu Kun doesn't have extra time to fight Yue Chan'er until dawn, so he uses the method of the sun and moon through the sky to expel the love poppy in her body regardless of Yue Chan'er's resistance.
Woo woo woo~
The kitten cried resentfully, and the love poppy that swept her body was stripped out of her body. She suddenly felt weak and fell into Xu Kun's arms.
At this time, Zhu Bajie, whose pig head was smashed into the ground, also pulled his head out with difficulty.
Seeing Yue Chan'er lying in Xu Kun's arms, his pig heart was completely broken into eight petals!
But he didn't have the tyrannical tendency of the reincarnation of the ancient god. When Xu Kun took a step forward, he nervously took a half step back.
"You... don't mess around, I didn't do anything to Sister Chang'e."
"You should be thankful that you didn't do anything, otherwise, even if you were my senior brother's junior brother in his previous life, I would definitely cut you into pieces!"
Zhu Bajie swallowed hard: "You actually escaped from Peng Li's body... I thought..."
"Hehe, what did you think, you thought my death was a foregone conclusion, so you can be the scapegoat, right?"
Zhu Bajie scratched his head embarrassedly.
Xu Kun was also a little speechless.
"What do you mean, do you want to have a real man's contest with me?"
As soon as this sentence came out, Zhu Bajie's pair of squinting eyes suddenly opened wide: "No... no, since you are back, Sister Chang'e will be handed over to you. For the sake of my face, you can let me go, right?"
Cowardly and playful, Xu Kun was speechless about his senior brother, why did he care so much about his junior brother in his previous life?
Could it be that he was too sensible?
"Well, I have a relationship with your father's men, so we are related, so you can't hit me!"
"My father...men?"
Ahem...
The Immortal Ruyi coughed twice behind him: "The Four Gods of Symbols each have seven major constellations under their command, which is the twenty-eight constellations!"
Xu Kun suddenly realized that they were the ones who conveyed the oracle for the Four Gods of Symbols.
And the Kangjin Dragon, who was treated respectfully by the dragon clan, was his father's men.
"No, you have a pig brain. Since there are so many relationships, you come to steal my woman?" Xu Kun said angrily.
Unexpectedly, the other party sighed after hearing this, and then looked up to the sky and said with a look of compassion: "Ask what love is in the world, it makes people promise to each other for life and death!"
"Donor, you don't understand love, how can you understand the three-life obsession of this poor monk?"
Xu Kun's mouth twitched repeatedly, your three-life obsession is the Sleeping Moon God?
I'm really not afraid of being beaten to death by that guy!
Xu Kun injected a trace of Sanguang Holy Water into Yue Chan'er in his arms, restoring her loss when resisting the love poppy.
Yue Chan'er regained her vitality, looked at Zhu Bajie who looked hateful and acted compassionate, and hid in Xu Kun's arms with some fear.
"Master, I was just scared."
Xu Kun patted her back and comforted her softly: "It's all over. It's the master's fault. I shouldn't have abandoned you, and I shouldn't have listened to Peng Li's words that this pig is a gentleman's thing."
"Hey, gentleman pig, I can not kill you, so what are you going to do next?"
Looking away from Yue Chan'er, Zhu Bajie knew that he had no chance in this life.
"Amitabha, since I can't get rid of the obsession of three lives, I only wish to be a monk in the future, chanting scriptures and reading texts every day!"
"Speak human language!" Xu Kun rolled his eyes.
Ahem...
Zhu Bajie was choked, thinking that his master's pretentiousness was not suitable for him.
Then he sighed and said, "Since I can't do it, I'll let it go and leave here to get the fruit of the Tao."
He is a free and easy pig.
"Looking at your current state, you have nowhere to go. In this case, follow me."
"No." Zhu Bajie refused.
Xu Kun widened his eyes: "Why?"
If it weren't for the face of his senior brother, if this pig really had some gentlemanly manners, and didn't force himself even when Yue Chan'er was poisoned by the love poppy, he would give him this opportunity.
"This is a place of right and wrong. I shouldn't stay here for long. Goodbye!"
Zhu Bajie was about to run away, but the next moment, Ling Feng blocked his way and Xu Kun grabbed his pig ears.
"Haha, you can't refuse this."
"Ahhh, someone is bullying the pig. I told you I don't want it anymore. Why are you still making things difficult for the pig?"
"Of course, I want to teach you Mahayana Buddhism!" Xu Kun chuckled.
Zhu Bajie's expression changed: "I don't understand any Mahayana Buddhism, and I don't want to understand any Mahayana Buddhism. Please let me go."
"Well, since you don't want to hear about Mahayana Buddhism, and I also know a bit about martial arts, how about we compare notes?"
Zhu Bajie:......
"I just follow you..."
A handsome pig is a person who knows the current affairs. From this look, this pig is still very knowledgeable.
Xu Kun walked out with Zhu Bajie. When he passed by True Immortal Ruyi, he smiled at him and said, "You can go to heaven now and tell me about my evil deeds."
"Don't dare, don't dare!" Immortal Ruyi repeatedly waved her hand and refused.
"Don't worry, I don't mean to tempt you. I really want you to go to heaven."
"By the way, give me a message."
Immortal Ruyi swallowed her saliva and said cautiously: "What are you talking about?"
"Xu Kun will arrive before dawn."
Immortal Ruyi seemed to have heard something outrageous: "You want to go to heaven?"
"Haha, what's wrong?"
Forehead……
"Just for this Xiliang Women's Kingdom?"
"Yes, but not entirely. You talk a bit too much. You just need to convey my meaning well."
"Then I'm leaving?"
"Go!"
"Am I really leaving?"
"Don't leave if you don't leave now!"
Immortal Ruyi immediately spread her angel wings and left as if fleeing.
Zhu Bajie looked at the direction in which the other party was going, feeling a little envious.
"Just stop looking and come with me."
Zhu Bajie had no choice but to follow Xu Kun with his head drooped.
After walking out of the underground, Luna and the two had also succeeded.
"God Kun, this gourd was filled with water from the birth spring, and it has been emptied for the time being." Lucian said as he swayed the dragon-patterned gourd.
Xu Kun nodded, took the dragon-patterned gourd, and walked quickly to the three big-bellied ladies.
Seeing the other person coming, Huan held his hand and said seriously: "If I really want to give birth to this evil child, then you will kill me. In this life, I can only give birth to a little phoenix for you!"
Xu Kun rolled his eyes: "Don't be impressed. Come on, open your mouth."
Huan opened her mouth obediently, and the water from the birth spring seemed to be poured into her by Xu Kun for free.
Sigh~
Huan seemed to be full of drink, so he took a long blow, which looked very ungentlemanly.
But after this growth, her bulging belly also deflated visibly.
Then his face turned red and he ran out.
"Hey, why are you going? Don't fall for the love poppy again."
Zhu Bajie behind him grinned and said: "She is going to excrete. The fetus is deflated. Since she cannot be born, she naturally has to find another way to excrete it!"
Xu Kun:......
This time, this noble phoenix has lost its face to grandma's house.
No matter this, it always went smoothly, making her forget about the suffering in the world.
The best way for people at the top to open their eyes to the people at the bottom is to let them experience it themselves.