Chapter 1475 Playing with a Fool, the Second Fat Man of the Xu Family!
Today’s third update: Chapter 1475! 3/4!
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He was shocked inside, but Xu Kun pretended not to care and said, "It's interesting."
"I showed you my underwear and asked me to follow you. If you have any medicinal materials, just throw them to me. You won't suffer any loss!"
"No, I suspect you are trying to get my medicinal materials to enrich your own pockets!"
Forehead……
Little Fatty scratched his head and said bluntly: "Have you discovered all this?"
Xu Kun rolled his eyes. Your expression betrayed your inner thoughts, okay?
After dealing with a group of old silver coins for a long time, Xu Kun couldn't help but find it quite interesting to meet such a naive and silly little chubby guy!
I wonder if these old guys from the Wood Clan are out of ideas. How can they really trust such a fool and throw him out to develop on his own?
Or... everyone in the Wood Clan are all stupid guys like this!
But thinking of the devil's fruit tree's machinations, Xu Kun regarded Little Fatty's situation as an exception!
"How about it, am I useful?"
"Hmm...it's a little useful, but not much. It's just so-so."
Little Fatty couldn't help but feel discouraged for a moment: "That's all I know. Apart from these abilities, I only have this body of flesh left. Why don't you bite me twice and it will be considered as my payment in advance!"
"Good suggestion. Let me think about it. Should I take off one of your arms or one of your thighs?"
"No, are you serious?" Little Fatty said in horror.
"This is what you asked for, not what I forced you to do." Xu Kun said with a smile typical of a villain.
Woohoo~
Seeing that Xu Kun's expression didn't look fake, Little Fatty was frightened and cried.
Seeing Xu Kun froze in place, Mirage couldn't hide his smile.
"Okay, brother is scaring you. If he really wants to take advantage of your body, he doesn't have to wait until now."
"Brother, the little brother is still very capable, let him follow us."
"Okay, then I'll listen to Mirage, but if I find out that he has any bad intentions, don't blame me for being rude!"
"Yeah, I believe my little brother is not that kind of person."
Little Fatty, who was crying with tears streaming down his face, was stunned for a moment, then looked at Xu Kun blankly and said, "You agree?"
"If you don't want to, I don't have to agree now."
"Don't..." Little Fatty stepped forward and hugged Xu Kun's thick legs.
He was happy from the bottom of his heart when he thought that he would no longer have to live a life of fear and worry.
Xu Kun said disgustedly: "Go away, go away, your snot rubbed on my clothes."
"Hey, I'm happy~"
"Add a friend first." Xu Kun said speechlessly.
There is always a sense of guilt for kidnapping a child, but the key point is that the other party not only did not feel that he was plotting against him, but instead looked excited that he had sold him and had to count the money for him!
Alas, you silly son of a landlord!
After adding friends, Xu Kun looked at "I'm so annoyed" on the list and was stunned.
"Well, I am a person who is quite generous to the people around me. If you need anything, just ask. If I can satisfy you, I will definitely satisfy you."
As he said that, Xu Kun generously took out all kinds of treasures he had collected, including many SS-level ones!
Holding a lot of medicinal materials, Little Fatty's eyes widened.
"Are these all for me to eat?"
"You are so beautiful, didn't you say you know how to refine medicine? I'll give these to you, and watch as you refine them into elixirs for me."
The little fat man's head suddenly drooped. He originally thought it was his own food, but he didn't expect it to be the parts he wanted to process!
Mirage patted him on the shoulder and said: "Brother is a rough person. He doesn't know how many good things he has, and he won't notice if there are some missing ones!"
Little Fatty's eyes suddenly brightened like light bulbs.
It’s better for the young lady to be kind to herself!
"Mirage, why are you telling him this? This idiot, I just want him to see the dangers of the human heart and let him work for me for free. If you say this, isn't he thinking wrongly again?"
"Brother, my little brother is so good, and you have no shortage of elixirs. Why don't you let him take some?"
Little Fatty nodded quickly and said, "I'll just take 100 million points, and I'll make the rest into elixirs for you."
But he was smiling in his heart: With my alchemy skills, I can use the least materials to refine the most elixirs. Refining medicines inherently involves losses. Isn’t the part in the middle just my own oil and water?
As everyone knows, Xu Kun is now handing over these treasures in others' eyes, which are actually the inventory he has cleaned up, and he has no intention of asking for anything in return.
In other words, even if the little fat man eats all of them, he probably won't care.
But...sometimes the more honest you are, the more people won't dare to break the rules!
Sincerity is the ultimate skill!
In order for this genius of the Wood Clan to be his helper in the future, Xu Kun doesn't mind investing in advance!
A small favor can be repaid by a spring of water in the future, why not do it?
"Well, do you have your own name? I can't keep calling you Little Fatty, right?"
Xu Kun raised his own question. If you don't call the other person "Little Fatty", you can't just call him by his ID: Isn't it annoying?
If you call his name from now on, people who don't know will think how annoying they are.
Little Fatty was startled when he heard this: "I, the Wood Clan... don't have my own name."
The Wood Clan, or many races, apart from the Haotian Tower ID, do not have the same name codes as the Human Clan and the Wolf Clan.
Either call them by their Haotian Tower ID, or call them by their true identity.
Like Zhu Jiu's Zhu Long, Zhu Jiu Yin, and E's Qiong Qi.
"You don't have a name..." Xu Kun pondered for a while: "How about I give you one? Otherwise, it will be troublesome to call you in the future."
"Okay!" The little fat man's eyes lit up.
"How about taking my surname Xu?"
"Xu?" The little fat man really didn't know Xu Kun's surname.
Or to say, for the myriad races, the three words of the human race Kun are far more deafening than Xu Kun's real name.
"Okay, then I will take the surname Xu from now on!" The little fat man said readily.
"Look at your body shape, chubby, then just call me Xu Xiaopang!"
"Xu Xiaopang?" The little fat man frowned.
"What, are you dissatisfied?"
"No... This name, people will think I am your son when they hear it!"
I don't have a son like you!
Xu Kun complained in his heart that his future son must be a dragon among men, handsome and handsome, how could he be the little fat man who looks like a tree stump in front of him.
However, the little fat man's suggestion is not unreasonable.
"In that case, in order to avoid misunderstanding, you can call yourself Xu Erpang. People will think you are my brother. How about that?"
"Sure, then I will have a name in the future. I want the name Xu Erpang to shock all races!"
Xu Kun was speechless, and Shenbao chuckled.