Chapter 1036: Time Flies Like an Arrow!

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Spring has passed and autumn has come, and another year has passed!

Xu Kun was so absorbed in his studies that he had no time to think about anything else. His hair had turned into a mess of grass, and his unkempt beard was also messy!

But fortunately, what was different from the others was that there was a beautiful female ghost by his side!

Under Li Yian's consideration, his long hair was not only cut short, but he also changed his hairstyle from time to time!

Xu Kun didn't care about this and just let Li Yian do what he wanted!

From the beginning, the hairstyle was classically tied. After Li Yian got tired of it, he changed the pattern, sometimes pear-shaped hair, sometimes bob hair, sometimes watermelon hair... There was even a period of time when Xu Kun felt that cutting hair was a waste of time, and he even had a slicked-back haircut. And bald...

Up to now, Li Yian has made him score in a wicked way!

On the contrary, it was the beard. According to Xu Kun, he had no habit of growing a beard, so it was best to cut it off. However, Li Yian felt that keeping a beard would be more masculine, so after her careful research and strong request, Xu Kun The beard was kept, and after some trimming, it left a long and flowing beard!

And Xu Kun has also developed the habit of occasionally stroking his beard while reading. With his pure white Confucian robe, and his otherworldly temperament soaked in the fragrance of books, not to mention, he is really aloof. Immortal style and Taoist appearance!

Li Yian is so fascinated!

And the title has changed from the original stinky brother to the current handsome boy!

After all, as a female ghost, Li Yian's appearance will not change with time. On the other hand, Xu Kun has been in Qufu Academy for more than three years, and the childishness on his face has completely faded!

For more than a year, although Xu Kun didn't like trouble, the virtuous Li Yian didn't want to watch Xu Kun eat apricots to satisfy his hunger every day. Fortunately, the two of them had a lot of materials in their inventory, so Li Yian gave them to Xu Kun in different ways. Make delicious food!

"You never tire of fine food, and you never tire of delicious food. Food is also a kind of knowledge. If you can understand the advanced skills in cooking, it may not be a kind of ability!"

Some of Li Yian's operations were so indifferent in Xu Kun's eyes, but Mr. Ke Shu often expressed his support!

In this academy, there are also miscellaneous cooking books. According to Li Yian, the cooking methods in them are jaw-dropping!

For example, many materials, especially the flesh and blood of some powerful creatures, can improve some attributes when eaten. However, if eaten raw, the improvement will be very limited. However, if you master the corresponding processing methods, you can make the flesh and blood that originally contains the essence into something. While it becomes a delicacy, it also becomes a medicinal meal!

"Hehe, I have decided to minor in cooking from now on. From now on, you will be lucky. You will have a female cook with you. Whatever you want to eat, I will make it for you. Sooner or later, one day, I have to feed you. Come on!"

Listening to Li Yian chattering beside him, Xu Kun did not show any impatience, but smiled sincerely.

"Sister Qing, apart from the righteous way, you are really good at all kinds of miscellaneous things!"

"Hey, I don't like hearing what you are saying. What is the right way and what is the evil way?" Li Yian leaned against Xu Kun's ear familiarly and blew into his ear.

Xu Kun moved his butt in discomfort, not wanting to argue with her, but Li Yian said reluctantly: "In other words, I have read almost all of those books, but there is a lot of profound knowledge in them that I can't understand by myself. When will you tutor me?"

Xu Kun trembled. Li Yian didn't know how many times he had told himself the same thing this year!

He could only repeat silently in his heart: form is emptiness, emptiness is form!

"Uh, wait a minute, I still have a lot of fire-related books that I haven't understood yet!" Xu Kun pointed at the books next to him.

This year, he didn't dabble in other subjects at all, and just focused on the more than 800 books on the fire department. From shallow to deep, he took notes while learning. Not to mention, he took down more than a dozen books of notes alone. After reading the book, I will stay in Qufu Academy and read some new books!

"Hey, how long did it take you to read it? I see that you have been reading this pile of books for the past year, but it seems that you haven't even finished a third of it!"

Indeed, in one year, Xu Kun read less than 200 of the more than 800 books on Fire!

However, Xu Kun has already mastered the contents of these two hundred books!

"You can't reach a thousand miles without taking small steps. I'm trying to speed up as much as possible!"

Who wouldn't want to, but if you devour all these books, you will suffer the consequences if you fail to pass the test?

There are many contents in the book that Xu Kun cannot understand by studying alone behind closed doors. However, in this third stage, Mr. Shu no longer acts as a teacher. Most of the time is left to Xu Kun to study by himself. Only occasionally when Xu Kun encounters difficulties. , Mr. Shu will point out which book he can read to solve his doubts!

This way makes Xu Kun's mastery and memory deeper!

"I have pretty much learned the basic knowledge of the fire department. Mr. Shu said that all disciplines should go hand in hand. Some knowledge between different disciplines can complement each other!"

"Alas..." Li Yian sighed and drooped down: "With this attitude, you will never be able to learn it if you don't stay here for decades. I understand that you are just dragging your feet. I am just short of putting the food on the table. You are not serious in my opinion. It seems that you are a guy with lustful thoughts but no courage!"

If it were the former Xu Kun, how could he bear such an insult!

But now, Xu Kun, who is well-educated and eloquent, can easily refute it.

"Confucius said: Food and sex are human nature. A gentleman likes sex but not lust. Lust will lead to disgust!"

"With such a delicate beauty like you, Sister Qing, next to me, I am not a gentleman who can remain calm. To be honest, I almost couldn't help it many times!"

"But this is also a test of my desire to control myself!"

"I want to see where my limit is!"

Li Yi'an stared, and his nose was filled with white smoke: "Okay, just wait and see. Let's see when you can read so much that your brain becomes stupid. When the time comes, come up with a rosy skull and I will fan you!"

Seeing Li Yi'an holding the Xuanyuan Sword Qi that cut his hair and shaved his beard, Xu Kun's face froze, and he clamped his legs with some fear!

"Sister Qing, don't do this... I'm scared!"

"Haha, it's good to know you're scared, quick, I can't bear it anymore!"

"How about... solve it yourself?"

"Get lost!"

In Li Yi'an's resentful eyes, Xu Kun became a bookworm preparing for the imperial examination, and really became a bookworm who believed that books have their own golden house and beautiful women!

Even if Li Yi'an put on seductive black silk and swayed in front of Xu Kun, Xu Kun only perfunctorily praised her a few words!

On the contrary, whenever he understood some of the difficulties in the book, he would laugh out loud!

In the long run, Li Yi'an, who has repeatedly learned those embarrassing postures in the book, is almost exhausted into a resentful woman in the boudoir!

One seduced, the other remained calm, and they managed to survive year after year.

"It's over, it's useless, I've been exhausted into an old ghost by you!"

Another day passed, and Li Yi'an lay on the mountain of books, looking like she had no desire to live.

I couldn't help wondering, is it because I'm not attractive enough, or is Xu Kun, who is now developing into a handsome uncle, really a pervert who regards beauty as nothing?

"Sister Qing, make way!"

Eh?

Li Yi'an sat up suddenly: "Why did you move?"

"The books on biological sexology are all here with you. I have learned the general idea of ​​other subjects, and only biological sexology is left!"

Li Yi'an's eyes lit up, and he jumped three feet high, hugged Xu Kun's arm and said: "Great, I finally waited for you, fortunately I didn't give up!"

"Come on, come and study together, your sister Qing has almost read these books to pieces, don't worry, I have mastered the basic knowledge points, but those knowledge that requires two people to cooperate, I really can't do it alone, you have to help me!"

"Sister Qing, be reserved..."

"There are only two of us here, who should I be reserved for?" Li Yi'an retorted.

Xu Kun: ...

"Hey, let's make it clear first, who will be the teacher!"

"Ah?" Xu Kun didn't understand what he meant.

Li Yi'an had already changed into a teacher's uniform, wearing black-framed glasses, holding a small whip and said: "Stupid, don't you understand role-playing?"

Xu Kun's mouth twitched.

"No matter who is tutoring whom, we have to have a sense of substitution. Now, you are preaching..."

Xu Kun quickly covered her mouth, not daring to let her talk nonsense again!

"Let me take a look first, Sister Qing, don't be impatient!"

"Okay, then you take a look first. I have been through so many years, and I don't need this time and a half. However, if you don't know anything, you have to tell the teacher!"

Although Xu Kun was asked to watch it himself, the coquettish Li Yi'an was not honest. If she didn't tease Xu Kun to be anxious, she would be sorry for her hard work!

But a scene that made Li Yi'an even more desperate appeared!

When Xu Kun studied books on other subjects, he read them carefully, but he only skimmed through the books on biological sexology, which recorded shameful things, and then threw them away like trash!

Li Yian was unhappy, and said angrily with his hands on his waist: "What do you mean?"

Xu Kun was puzzled: "What's wrong?"

At this time, he had already picked up the profound book on the top of the bookshelf that recorded the Yin-collecting technique of the Succubus Clan.

"These, and these, what's wrong, are you so unimpressed?"

"Where is your studious nature? Where is your hard work?"

"Just flipping through it a few times, have you mastered the knowledge points in it?"

Damn!

Li Yian not only wore s, but also substituted the character's personality!

This look of anger at his lack of struggle made Xu Kun feel guilty.

Helplessly explaining: "Sister Qing, you misunderstood me. The sex methods in these books are either yin is strong and yang is weak, or yin is used to replenish yang. They are all evil techniques that harm others and benefit oneself. There is no benefit in practicing them!"

As he said this, Xu Kun also opened the SSS-level Yin-collecting technique book and pointed to the knowledge points on it and said: "Even the Yin-collecting technique of the succubus clan is garbage in my eyes!"

"A truly good sex method is to nourish yin and replenish yang, and achieve the level of yin and yang, that is, you are good, I am good, and everyone is good!"

"The harmony of yin and yang is the most difficult point to control in this type of sex method. Anyone who studies this method will have yin and yang imbalance if he cannot treat it equally!"

"Sister Qing, you have been burning with desire in the past few years. You must have learned the wrong method!"

Li Yian was startled: "Are you serious?"

"Sister Qing, have you forgotten? I told you that I master a profound physical technique called the Yin Yang and One Qi Combination Technique. It is the most comprehensive method among this type of sex studies!"

"Come, tell me what techniques you have learned, and I will point out the shortcomings for you!" Xu Kun grabbed Li Yian, asked her to sit down without any explanation, and started a round of teaching!

After briefly looking through the book "Evil Magic·Yin Harvesting Advanced Edition·Succubus Tribe" which was rated as an SSS-level book, Xu Kun was convinced that even this book was rated as an SSS-level book. The revised version of Yin-picking Technique still has flaws!

Compared with his yin-yang one-qi harmony technique, it is still far inferior!

It can only be said that this physical technique with the blessing of God's Blessing and the Son of Luck is the best!

Li Yi'an, who was full of emotions, would never have thought that one day a man would pull her to read such books not to sleep with her, but to teach her what was right and what was wrong!

Although he was taught step by step, with a certain degree of skin-to-skin contact, Li Yian clearly felt that Xu Kun was calm now, and it was more like he was fulfilling his duties as a teacher seriously!

Damn it, I have taught technicians to take the postgraduate entrance examination, and I have seen a lot of bad men in Laliang's family. Have you ever seen this kind of man who talks about pornography to you in a serious manner?

Li Yian felt that his three views had been shattered!

After gaining some correct theoretical knowledge, the practical part that Li Yian was most looking forward to was actually omitted by Xu Kun!

No...not omitted either!

Instead, Xu Kun directly picked up the blank book and used drawing to dismantle it with her, stroke by stroke!

Blanch, I’m going crazy!

"Sister Qing, do you understand?"

Looking at Xu Kun with clear eyes, Li Yian looked defeated.

You are cruel!

"Okay, Sister Qing, if you study hard, I will continue to study biology books!"

After saying that, Xu Kun was like a scumbag who put on pants and refused to admit his mistakes, and once again devoted himself to the great cause of studying!

Li Yian: That’s awesome! (broken version)

I don’t know how much time passed. When Xu Kun was holding a book and was lost in thought, Mr. Shu, who had not spoken for a long time, spoke.

"Your reading volume has satisfied the S-level assessment. Do you want to start?"

Um?

Xu Kun raised his head suddenly: "So fast?"

quick?

Mr. Shu and Li Yian spoke at the same time.

"You have been studying at Qufu Academy for eighteen years, how about that?"

Mr. Rao Shishu’s voice was full of weirdness!

Li Yian was even more direct, taking out her dressing mirror and placing it in front of Xu Kun.

Who is that in the mirror?

Why is it so strange...

"Hey, uncle, you are already in your thirties, are you stupid because of studying?"

Xu Kun, who has a mature and stable appearance and a calm and restrained temperament, can't change the heroic and elegant look between his eyebrows. Xu Kun burst into laughter.

"Time really flies by, and before I know it, I have lived in this academy for eighteen years!"

"Mr. Shu, I'm ready to start the S-level assessment!" Xu Kun said confidently.

"good!"

"The S-level assessment consists of two parts: theoretical knowledge questions and practical questions. You can check the test questions yourself first!"

Xu Kun nodded, and before he could finish reading the test questions, Li Yian burst into laughter that was almost maniacal.

"Hahaha, now, I'll watch where you run!"