Chapter 52 Tsunade: The Clown Is Actually Me

"Hahaha.......hiccup, he has good talent?"

Tsunade, who was laughing wildly in the last second, was choked in the next second.

Her eyes widened and she asked: "Slug Sage, are you sure he has good talent?"

"Yes, his talent is very good, not worse than Hashirama. If he is willing to work hard, he will definitely learn the fairy arts of the Wet Bone Forest."

Slug Sage nodded and confirmed.

He also brought out Hashirama Senju for comparison.

Jingyi's talent in learning the fairy arts of the Wet Bone Forest is similar to that of his grandfather, so doesn't that mean... the clown is actually me?

After discovering that the clown is actually me, Tsunade couldn't laugh anymore.

Tsunade knows who Grandpa Hashirama Senju is, and the title of the God of Ninja is not for nothing, but is recognized by the ninja world.

Jingyi's talent in learning fairy arts can be compared with Hashirama Senju, which means that Jingyi has a high probability of learning the fairy arts of the Wet Bone Forest.

"........"

What should I do if I regret it?

Tsunade's mentality at this time is that she is afraid that the man is not good enough, and she is also afraid that the man is too talented, which will make her look stupid.

After all, talent is certified by the Slug Sage.

"Wait a minute, I want to know how to learn the fairy arts of the Wet Bone Forest."

If someone else heard these words from the Slug Sage, they would definitely be so happy that they would fly away on the spot.

But Jingyi was very calm. He wanted to know the steps and process of learning.

If learning fairy arts means being swallowed by the Slug Sage, he would rather not learn.

He didn't want to feel that terrible taste again.

The Slug Sage is just a slug, not a human being, and he doesn't know what makes humans laugh or disgusting.

For slugs, being covered with mucus is the best state. Once dry, it means they will be injured.

Unfortunately, slugs like to be covered in mucus, but humans can't. Not to mention being swallowed by a big slug and wrapped up in it, the feeling is simply ecstasy.

The slug fairy obviously didn't know what Jingyi was worried about, but answered seriously:

"It's very simple. When you meditate on the ground, there will be small slugs lying on you to help you absorb natural energy."

"The small slugs lying on you can not only help you absorb natural energy, but also prevent the impact of natural energy."

To learn immortal arts, you must first absorb natural energy, mix natural energy with physical energy and spiritual energy to reach a balance point. It is difficult to find this balance point.

Most people died tragically because of practicing immortal arts, and fell at the step of balancing energy.

If it is just absorbing natural energy, the threshold is not that high.

A large number of small slugs lying on your body can not only help you get started and absorb natural energy, but also help absorb natural energy that has not reached balance to prevent natural energy riots.

There is only one result of natural energy riots, that is, turning into a stone statue.

Whether it is the Wet Bone Forest, Myoboku Mountain or Ryuchi Cave, the magic arts of the three holy places are the same. If there is a problem during the learning process, you will turn into a stone statue.

There are quite a few stone statues in Myoboku Mountain.

"Is it the same as the toad oil in Myoboku Mountain?"

"Yes, but toad oil is harmful to the body, but the little slugs will not. They will help you very carefully and absorb the natural energy."

The Slug Sage continued.

Hearing this, Jingyi breathed a sigh of relief.

If it was just a group of little slugs lying on his body, he could accept it. If learning magic arts requires the Slug Sage to swallow him into his stomach, he would rather not learn it.

Again, that kind of bad taste, tasted once is enough.

Jingyi will never touch it a second time.

After agreeing on a time with the Slug Sage, Jingyi and Tsunade were sent back to Konoha.

"Fuck!"

Just standing on the floor, Jingyi slipped and almost fell flat on his face. The wet mucus all over his body was really uncomfortable.

Slugs like these things, but humans can't accept them, unless they are some perverts.

Jingyi rushed into the bathroom without even taking clothes. He needed to scrub hard and wanted to wash off these disgusting things as soon as possible.

Is my talent really a mess?

Tsunade sat on the sofa like a lost soul, still doubting her life.

After being stationed at the border for a year, Jingyi just returned to the village. He needs to rest for a while. The work at the hospital is directly suspended, and the study of fairy arts is scheduled after the New Year.

"Jingyi, get up."

Early in the morning, Kushina ran into Jingyi's room, stood in front of the bed, and called him softly.

Fortunately, I didn't hold Tsunade to sleep last night, otherwise it would be noisy if Kushina ran in.

Tsunade, who was hit hard, planned to be alone and quiet.

"Kushina, are you up so early?"

Jingyi raised his hand and rubbed her head.

"It's not early anymore."

Kushina glanced at the window, and her two little hands grabbed Jingyi's wrist and pulled hard: "Jingyi, get up quickly, we have to go to the market to buy things, and we have to marinate the meat when we come back, which is very time-consuming."

Putting on thick clothes, holding Kushina's little hand and walking out of the house, Jingyi yawned in the cold wind.

Sure enough, you shouldn't get up early in the winter. It's most comfortable to curl up in the quilt and seal yourself up and sleep in.

It's a pity that I promised Kushina yesterday to treat her friends to barbecue, so I have to get up early to prepare.

"Kushina, are you here to buy vegetables again today?"

"Kushina..."

It's funny to say that, because she often runs to the market, and from time to time, Kushina has become familiar with the aunts who sell vegetables in the market.

Seeing her coming, the eyes of these people selling vegetables and meat flashed green.

Because Kushina is a little rich woman, she always buys a lot of food every time. People who sell vegetables in the market like to do business with such a little rich woman.

She's cute, polite, sweet-mouthed, and most importantly, rich! I don’t like to bargain.

"Stop it, stop it! Why don't you move the market home? You can't do this even if you have a refrigerator."

The way Kushina bought groceries made Shizuichi break out in a layer of hot sweat.

This girl is too arrogant. After being fooled by others, she really plans to buy a bunch of them back.

"Everyone is so enthusiastic."

Kushina smiled sheepishly.

Jingyi gave her a shock and scolded:

"Why are you so enthusiastic? They want you to take over the market. Follow me and I will buy. You are not allowed to say anything."

"oh."

After being hit on the forehead, Kushina pouted at Lao Gao, almost ready to hang the oil can, with a look of grievance on her face.

Fortunately, the little girl was very obedient and followed Jingyi obediently. She stopped talking randomly and became a good little follower.

After shopping, the two went to a ramen restaurant to have breakfast.

As for Naoki and Tsunade...if there was nothing important, the two siblings would probably sleep for a long time.

"Huh~~(╯▽╰) smells so good~~."

It seemed that as long as she was with Shizuichi, the smile on Kushina's face never disappeared.

The little girl had a great time. After eating and drinking, she took Jingyi's hand and jumped home.

Looking at Kushina, who was jumping around like a little rabbit, Shizuichi suddenly felt like he was raising a daughter...

It requires all kinds of education, all kinds of coaxing, and all kinds of companionship.

Back home, Shizuichi gave Kushina a task, which was to ask Tsunade and Naoki to get up and work.