Chapter 494 I Am Sad! Very Painful! Very Depressed
Ugly.
Such an ugly thing!
Ye Xing looked back and saw a creature that was so ugly that it made people shudder.
It was about the size of an adult goat.
Its face was full of wrinkles, and its body was covered with hideous tumors. The pus-filled sores on its wrinkled skin dripped out thick beige water... It was really disgusting!
[Damn, I vomited (vomit)! ]
[I was eating and got hit! ]
[The color is quite similar to rice wine, I really want to take a sip~]
[The person above is a ruthless person. ]
[Is this a cancer? ]
[It scared the baby~]
After seeing its appearance, netizens said they couldn't stand it and couldn't help but complain.
"This is a mysterious creature. It has been recorded in Indian history books. It is called the Tear Demon."
"The Tear Demon is destined to be a tragic creature. It seems to be born like this and needs to endure the torture of ugliness and illness."
"There is another version. The Tear Demon was originally a human being, and was cursed to mutate into this ghost appearance."
"In any case, it is definitely not a human now, even though it can speak human language."
"For its own reasons, it hates those happy people very much. If it meets them, it will find ways to harm them."
"It has a very scary and perverted ability, which is to make the designated target grow the same tumor. Although there is no substantial harm, it affects the appearance too much."
"Imagine it, if Rukawa Kaede becomes Tumor Kaede, will Akagi Haruko still be obsessed with him?"
Ye Xing was a little nervous. What if the Tear Demon really threw a tumor over, who wouldn't be confused?
"Brother, don't get excited. I'm not happy. I'm not happy at all. I'm very sad, very painful, and very depressed."
Feeling the hostility of the Tear Demon, Ye Xing hurriedly stated his position.
"Compared to me, you are so beautiful, how sad can you be? How painful? How depressed?" The Tear Demon was very jealous of Ye Xing's beauty, and his voice became increasingly fierce.
"Brother Meng, give me some advice quickly, tell me what you think is the most painful, saddest, and most depressed thing."
"You can't use force to deal with the Tear Demon, you have to influence it."
Ye Xing asked netizens for help.
[The saddest thing in life is skipping classes and climbing over the school wall. After jumping down, I looked up and saw the principal shitting behind the wall...]
[The most painful thing in life is going to work, going to work every day, working overtime every day, being scolded by the boss for overtime, and not being paid overtime after being scolded. When it’s time to pay wages, the company goes bankrupt again...]
[The most depressing thing in life is that a friend recommended a lady to me. When I went over to see her, it turned out to be the wife I spent 300,000 yuan on to marry...]
"Fuck, what the hell is this."
Netizens are unreliable. Looking at the tear demon who is pressing forward step by step, Ye Xing can only rely on himself.
Ye Xing twitched his nose: "Yes, that's right, my appearance is indeed impeccable, but so what? People only like me because of my appearance, but no one cares about my inner beauty. One day, when I am old and my beauty is gone, those who love me will leave. What could be more tragic than this?"
"I finally found someone who loves me, but he died for me. I think I may never love again in this life."
"Look, this is my son. He was cursed by the demon and now he has become a dog. My dear son, Dad is sorry for you."
Yin Bao: ? ? ?
"My son likes to eat gold, but I am poor and can't afford it. I can only use the dumbest way to get here."
"Before I set off, my hair was still black and shiny, but now it has become white-haired."
"I came to this island from a thousand miles away just to let it have a full meal."
"When it is full, we can set off together."
"My dear son, are you full?"
Ye Xing touched Yin Bao's head.
Yinbao nodded.
Ye Xing then took out a knife and cut Yinbao's throat. Its silver hair was dyed red and it stumbled to the ground.
"Son, I'm sorry. Daddy doesn't want you to suffer in the world."
"Don't worry, Daddy will come to you soon."
After saying that, Ye Xing slashed his own throat with a knife and fell into a pool of blood.
The Tear Demon was stunned. Such a beautiful man actually lived in such pain. Compared with him, his sadness was nothing.
Looking at the two corpses in front of him, the Tear Demon's tears kept dripping.
In the end, he cried so hard that his whole body turned into a pool of tears and evaporated in the sun.
"Not bad acting."
Ye Xing opened his eyes and got up from the ground, patting the dust on his body.
The so-called blood was naturally diluted ketchup. The Tear Demon had poor eyesight and smell, and a simple personality, so it was easy to deceive it.
Yinbao shook his body like a dog and hooked his paw.
Ye Xing knew it wanted to talk, so he placed the tablet in front of it.
It wrote two lines on it.
The first sentence: I am not a dog, but you are not a human.
The second sentence: Marry my mother, I am willing to recognize the thief as my father.
"Did you secretly go to nine years of compulsory education? How do you know so much?"
Yinbao's IQ and comprehension ability far exceed those of ordinary creatures. Ye Xing considered whether to send it to school, maybe it could be admitted to a key university.
[Are you two performing Huangmei Opera here? ]
[I almost believed it. ]
[Tear Demon: I have never been so speechless in my life. ]
[Today I finally saw what a white lie is~]
[I learned it, I learned it~]
[The hole is broken, the hole is broken~]
[The bird is broken, the bird is broken~]
[I went, I went~]
[The building is crooked, the building is crooked......]