Chapter 73: Guests of the Simu Family (1/2)
"Uncle Master, your eyes are so powerful! They can emit lasers!"
Lin Yu showed some admiration for Simu very rarely.
Indeed, the glasses made of these two copper coins along the red rope seemed a bit out of place and looked funny, but it was really cool when he emitted the laser.
Simu pinched his waist instantly, raised his chin and said proudly.
"How is it? This is also my masterpiece. There are three effects in total. The first is that the Yin-Yang eyes can make you see ghosts. In this way, you don't have to stick grapefruit leaves on your eyes."
"The second is that you can see through illusions, so you don't have to worry about the fox spirit confusing your mind."
"The third is the two golden lights that were emitted just now. Their power is enough to cut gold and jade. Within a certain distance, it is no less powerful than a foreign gun."
Lin Yu was very excited.
"Uncle Master, how did you make these glasses? Can I learn?"
Taoist Simu hummed and smiled proudly.
"How did you do it? This requires me to mention another skill of your uncle."
"Could it be?"
"Yes, I am the legendary weapon refiner who is one in a thousand! I can forge magic weapons!"
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"Uncle, you have this skill too!!"
Although Taoist Simu was proud, he still told the truth.
"This is actually nothing. We can't be proficient in everything because we practice hundreds of arts, but we in the Xuanmen Sect still care about these things."
"It's just that we are not specialized in this. Some people are good at it, and some people are less skilled. Your master can do it, but his skills are not as good as mine."
Let's not talk about who has better skills between the two, but Lin Yu understands more and more why Taoist Simu is so rich.
Magic weapons are not cheap.
"How does the magic weapon of the uncle compare with the magic weapon of the Great Snow Mountain?"
Taking the Great Snow Mountain into consideration, Taoist Simu frowned.
Put away his copper coin glasses, skinned the fox, and burned the remaining body.
After a long silence, he continued.
"In terms of use and power, they are actually similar. Gentlemen are good at using things. Although those people cannot be called gentlemen, and even do not want to call them human beings, we have to admit that they do have some human wisdom, that is, they are good at using tools."
"People's needs for tools are mostly similar, so whether it is for daily practice or for fighting enemies, everyone has their own magic tools."
"It's just that their magic tools are too unconventional and hurt the Tianhe."
"Our Xuanmen magic tools often take things that belong to the heaven and earth. Generally, spiritual objects with spiritual intelligence will not hurt them. As for taking people to refine tools, it is really a taboo and becomes an evil demon that everyone in the world can punish."
"So we use things that belong to the heaven and earth, engrave runes, and then use the magic power of our own life practice to nourish them. It takes time and effort to finally make tools."
"The Great Snow Mountain The magic weapon of the gods is not on the right path, but uses blood and cruelty to make up for the power. If it is time-consuming, in fact, their magic weapon is also very time-consuming. After all, it often takes many years for a person to grow up. "
"But that is only for one person. If there are hundreds of thousands of people who can use it at their disposal, neither time nor skill can be considered a cost loss."
"So they can easily use those consumables to make the magic weapon they want."
Simu was a little worried and carefully instructed, "It's just that they don't take the right path, and they don't use the right means. You must not envy them just because they don't waste their time and skills."
"To be a human being, you must have a human heart. That kind of cruel thing is absolutely not allowed. Cultivation is also to cultivate the heart. If the heart is biased, it will enter the heterodox path. If there is a demon in the heart, it will not be able to obtain the great way and achieve the right result."
When it comes to not being able to achieve the right result, the worry on Simu's face is even greater.
"With your talent, as long as you practice well, you will achieve the right result in the future. If you have a road to heaven, don't take the dangerous path with an uncertain future."
The Taoist priest Simu lied.
He felt a little guilty, but more worried.
He regretted saying these things.
Nowadays, the world has changed drastically, and people's minds are confused. Fewer and fewer people care about what is right and what is not.
The tricks of killing each other and eating each other have never stopped for many years, and it is even more so now.
I am afraid that morality will be even more corrupt in the future.
This is only for ordinary people.
The road ahead between heaven and earth has been cut off, which actually has no effect on ordinary people who are confused.
On the contrary, those who really hope to walk the road will be hit hard.
They are outstanding in talent, and they know that there is a road ahead but there is no way to go. It is inevitable that they will be extreme and have demons in their hearts.
It is easy to go astray.
At that time, he became a big demon, harming others and himself.
It is true that the Taoist priest Simu said that Lin Yu has the talent to walk the road.
But what he said about Lin Yu being able to walk the avenue in the future was false.
For many years, no one could see how the avenue would go down.
Even the classics passed down from generation to generation told people that the avenue would go on like this.
But they could never reach the end, and could not see the signs on the roadside, and fell into a vastness.
The unknown made people despair.
Lin Yu noticed something.
He smiled and said, "A real man has his own way to do and his own way to not do. Uncle Master, rest assured that I will abide by the Maoshan precepts and will never feel guilty or violate the righteousness of heaven and earth."
Seeing Lin Yu make a promise, even though he was worried, Simu couldn't help but feel satisfied.
He patted the back of Lin Yu's head.
"You brat, if you're older, why don't you talk about being a man?"
As he spoke, he walked forward again.
"It's time to wait. Uncle Master will pass on this swordsmanship to you, as well as the weapon refining skills."
Lin Yu followed behind with a smile.
"Thank you, uncle."
The two of them were walking in the dense forest, one foot deep and one foot shallow.
We walked for several more days and nights.
The day finally reached sunset, and we finally saw the end point.
"If you walk another five miles, you can reach my home. My apprentice Jia Le is also your senior brother. You should be waiting for me at home now."
Jiale and Wencai are similar, and they have followed their master since they were very young.
"The stranger is on his way, the Yang man is retreating."
Although there were no people around for hundreds of miles, Taoist Master Simu still shouted seriously and scattered the yellow paper in his hand.
He was also afraid that if he met some stranger along the way, he would bump into the walking corpse and get angry.
"We have to leave quickly. Depending on the situation, it seems like it's going to rain soon. I don't want to be soaked in water again."
Four eyes quickened the pace a little.
We walked a few miles further.
Lin Yu discovered something strange again.
"Uncle Master, didn't you originally say that there are few people living within a hundred miles?"
"Yes, very few people come to my place, just to keep things clean."
"Then why are there so many footprints and ruts on the ground?"
Lin Yu's eyes were far beyond ordinary people's.
At a glance, I saw some traces of pedestrians on the ground.
The footprints are messy and the ruts are deep.
Apparently a group of people passed by here, and what heavy objects were they pulling?
Simu was also very confused, but he didn't take it too seriously.
Maybe some merchants were passing by here.
"It doesn't matter to us, it doesn't matter to him. Go back quickly. I'm hungry."
The four-eyed Taoist priest seemed to be able to smell the aroma of cooking smoke at home.
Seeing that he was about to reach his destination, Lin Yu was also a little excited.
The two people walked quickly.
It just felt like it was here in the blink of an eye.
It was already dark, and there were two wooden houses standing in a lush open space surrounded by green mountains.
In front is a patch of low flowers.
The scenery is indeed peaceful.
Lin Yu looked at the footprints and ruts on the ground.
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"Uncle Master, could it be that your friend is here? The destination of these people seems to be the same as ours."
The traces of these pedestrians passing by seemed to be pointing directly at Shimou's home.
The four eyes are also confused.
There were lights in the cabin.
The lights were dim, showing a bit of warmth.
"Go home."
"Jia Le, Jia Le, Master is back."
Taoist priest Simu shouted several times into the room, but received no response.
For a moment, he felt that he had lost face in front of Lin Yu, so he snorted and wrinkled his nose.
"What is this brat doing?"
Taoist Priest Four Eyes usually likes to tease Jia Le.
He quickly took a few steps forward and came to the door.
Although Lin Yu was left behind, Lin Yu could vaguely hear the conversation coming from the room.
There was talking and laughing, and there was the sound of chopsticks clinking against porcelain bowls.
It seems that there are indeed guests at Uncle Simu's house.
Just as he was about to take a step to keep up, he noticed that Uncle Four Eyes suddenly jumped up.
"Hey! Hey! Hey! Why is this smelly monk here?"
Taoist priest Simu wanted to check the situation at the door, but as soon as he got closer, he saw the bald man in the room sitting at the table and eating happily.
I was so angry that I didn't even have time to greet Lin Yu, so I pushed the door open and rushed in.
"Ah? Master, you are back."
A young man with a pot head immediately stood up from the dining table and stood aside respectfully to say hello.
Taoist priest Simu was not polite. He walked up to him with his sleeves rolled up and slapped him with two crispy ones.
Originally, he wanted to teach his apprentice a lesson, but seeing his mortal enemy here, he didn't care.
He stretched out his hand and pushed his apprentice away.
He swaggered and sat where Jiale was sitting just now.
Lin Yu also walked in from outside at this time.
Looking up, I saw three people sitting at the bamboo table.
An old monk who was relatively thin and kind-hearted, a girl of seventeen or eighteen years old, and four eyes who were standing on a stool with their legs crossed.
The little girl seemed a little overwhelmed, while the old monk looked helpless.
Taoist Priest Simu looked unhappy.
"Ha, I haven't seen you for so long, why did you suddenly come back? I thought you went to the Western Paradise."
When they first met, the four-eyed Taoist priest's mouth felt as if it had been smeared with honey.
As soon as he opened his mouth, he wished the master a successful cultivation.
The master was not angry at all, and said equally politely, "I was going to go, but when I thought that you haven't left yet, I planned to come back and invite you to our Western Paradise."
Right at the beginning, they invited Taoist Priest Four Eyes to go to their holy place.
As a Taoist priest, Simu certainly doesn’t want to go.
"I don't want to go, can you go now?"
"How can I go alone if you don't go?"
Although the words spoken by the two people were quite normal, there was always something strange about them.
The little girl sat aside and was really at a loss.
Jia Le was enthusiastic and quickly pulled the little girl up.
"Let's hide for a while, they do this every time."
The little girl hasn't figured out the situation yet.
A Taoist priest and a monk sat at the table and started pushing.
"You'd better go to your paradise."
Taoist Priest Simu pushed hard, and the square table was pushed towards the monk, causing the plates, bowls and chopsticks to sway.
The monk didn't show any weakness and pushed back hard.
"I'm worried just watching you leave."
"You'd better leave first."
Taoist Priest Four Eyes pushed back hard.
The monk's face turned red, and he pushed hard.
"You go first!"
"You go first!"
The two started fighting like children bickering.
The more noisy it gets, the more excessive it becomes.
Continuously exerting force, the two of them got up into a horse stance, and the table was lifted out of thin air with the two of them in between.
The two people seemed to be in sumo wrestling, pushing around the room across the middle table. One moment I asked you to push to the other end, and the next moment he pushed you against the wall.
"What are they doing?"
The little girl looked puzzled.
Jia Le looked on and sighed helplessly.
"Have to change the table again."
Lin Yu saw that the monk was quite smart.
Suddenly he laughed.
Taoist priest Simu was stunned and a little confused.
The strength in his hands suddenly relaxed a little.
The old monk exerted force in an instant and was about to push back.
He clearly spotted a plate of cactus behind Simu's butt.
This monk looks kind-hearted, but he is also a sinister person.
Lin Yu thought.
It is said that the visitor is a guest, and it is true that Taoist Master Simu was not polite at first sight.
Seems a bit rude.
But how could Lin Yu watch his uncle suffer?
Although this monk doesn't look like a bad person.
But after all, he is a monk, we are Taoist priests, and this is my own uncle, so I can't help my relatives.
And the wooden table had begun to creak. The bamboo pieces have begun to deform and are about to break.
Lin Yu stepped forward.
The table was set up in the middle by the two adults, and it was raised half a meter out of thin air.
Jia Le was also startled by the sudden appearance of the child.
For such a small child, if he walked up to Yonmu and Ikkyu, who were wrestling like bulls, he would be stepped on accidentally.
It's just too dangerous.
"Hey, kid, come back quickly."
Qingqing also screamed in fright.
"Oh, it's dangerous!"
Master Yixiu was also shocked and quickly stopped.
But he saw Lin Yu taking his time and lightly jumping forward to the height of the table.
The small right hand gently stretched out and pressed it on the table without any smoke.
The body fell down and the hand pressed down.
Both Simu and Yixiu felt a huge force transmitted to their arms.
Bang.
With a muffled sound, the table was pressed to the floor.
It has been somewhat deformed after wrestling, but it has not fallen apart yet.
"Uncle Master, if you scatter the tables, you won't be able to eat at night."
Lin Yu smiled.
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