Chapter 330 You Licker, I've Been Waiting for You for a Long Time
In a hotel suite.
"cough!"
Ling Jianshan suddenly coughed lightly.
The middle-aged man noticed his daughter's behavior and deliberately reminded her in this way.
Ling Shuiling retracted her calf without changing her expression, as if she had done nothing, showing a strong psychological quality.
Ling Jianshan couldn't help but said: "Lingling, you are a girl, so you should be more careful."
This sentence of "pay attention" is not only directed at the daughter's behavior under the table, but also directed at the daughter's bold behavior of "hanging out" downstairs.
After all, it’s too ridiculous to do this in front of your parents, right?
Ling Jianshan wanted to call his daughter very much just now, but in the end he held back.
Ling Shuiling turned aside from her father and said abruptly: "Dad, I think you should also pay attention."
Ling Jianshan was a little confused: "What do you mean?"
Ling Shuiling did not answer directly, but talked about another thing: "Without Yang Fan, Tianxing Agriculture would never be as big as it is today. The city's Agriculture Department would not focus on supporting Tianxing Agriculture. The General Administration of Agriculture commended it at the end of the year. Tianxing Agriculture will not be included in the list.”
Ling Jianshan frowned: "What exactly do you want to do?"
Ling Shuiling refused to answer, and continued to go around in circles: "You sent me to Shengdu University to study international finance. This is the top three university in Daxia, and international finance is also the number one major in Daxia.
"But you know, what I realized most deeply in college is not that hard work will lead to success, but something else."
Ling Jianshan couldn't force his daughter to tell the answer, so he could only sigh helplessly: "What's the matter?"
Ling Shuiling smiled slightly: "Deal!"
Ling Jianshan shook his head slightly: "You continue."
Yang Fan watched the father-daughter fight while slowly chewing on a piece of ribs.
This is not fresh ribs, but frozen meat that has been frozen for more than two years.
However, in this season of constant natural disasters, it is no longer easy to get frozen ribs.
Ling Shuiling said unhurriedly: "When I was a freshman, a senior student confessed to me that his father was the chairman of a certain company. I knew he wanted to use money to trade my beauty."
Yang Fan's mouth twitched when he heard this.
Hello! Is it really okay to talk about this kind of topic in front of your parents?
Ling Jianshan said nothing, obviously he had heard about this a long time ago.
Ling Shuiling continued: "When I was a sophomore, a securities boss came to our department to give a lecture. He told me privately that he could make me the department head within five years. I knew he wanted to exchange power for my beauty.
"When I was in my junior year..."
Ling Jianshan interrupted angrily: "What exactly do you want to express?"
Ling Shuiling laughed: "What I mean is that money and power are not scarce resources. If you have scarce resources, it is very simple to obtain money and power."
She pointed at herself: "For example, my beauty is a scarce resource, but I don't like the wretched senior and the lewd boss, so I don't bother to talk to them.
“From a transaction perspective, the essence of ‘dislike’ is that I dislike the other party’s bid because it is too low and does not meet my expectations.
"The 'offer' I'm talking about is not just money, but also personal ability, as well as the emotional value brought by appearance and character."
Yang Fan admired this woman a little.
To explain things between men and women from such a strange perspective, and to regard oneself as a commodity for trading, this idea is quite unique.
He had to admit that the female secretary was indeed quick, ruthless and accurate in her attacks. According to her trading theory, she had indeed "sold" herself for a high price.
Even she herself didn't know how "high" the price was.
In short, she is a very smart woman, and the notion of being cruel and brainless does not hold true for her.
Ling Jianshan sighed again: "So?"
Ling Shuiling walked around the boss before getting to the point: "I think Yang Fan's ability is a real scarce resource. Many people with real powers are not as good as him in cultivating plants."
Ling Jianshan was stunned for a moment, and instantly understood what his daughter really wanted to express: "Do you think Yang Fan's shares are less?"
Ling Shuiling nodded without hesitation and said bluntly: "How much money did you invest? I don't think you should take so many shares, because your capital is not scarce."
Ling Jianshan was so angry that he cursed in front of his daughter: "What evil did labor and management do to give birth to a daughter like you?"
She actually wants to steal my father's shares and give her a man. What kind of daughter is this?
Ling Shui retorted eloquently: "Mom gave birth to me, but you can't give birth to me!"
Ling Jianshan was so angry that he wanted to curse.
Ling Shuiling said plausibly: "Dad, you should give up some shares. Chairman Huo Xianglin and general manager Zhang Xionghua should also give up some shares."
Ling Jianshan instantly understood his daughter's plan, and his anger suddenly subsided.
If he is unwilling to sell his shares, Huo Xianglin and Zhang Xionghua certainly are not willing either.
If he gives up the shares, his daughter can force Huo Xianglin and Zhang Xionghua to transfer part of the shares, so that they can get more shares.
Ling Jianshan narrowed his eyes and asked, "Have you asked Huo Xianglin and Zhang Xionghua for their opinions?"
Ling Shuiling smiled beautifully: "If they are unwilling to give, I will persuade Yang Fan to join Huatian Agriculture next door. Without the core figures of Tianxing Agriculture, the stock price will definitely plummet, and the wealth of Huo Xianglin and Zhang Xionghua will also shrink greatly.
"After Yang Fan helps Huatian Agriculture to become bigger and stronger, I will find a way to squeeze Tianxing Agriculture into bankruptcy, and then your shares will be worthless."
Ling Jianshan cursed directly: "You are so cruel that you actually do this to your own father."
Ling Shuiling responded tit for tat: "Will you give in?"
Ling's mother tried to smooth things over: "Okay, okay, you two father and daughter should stop arguing."
Yang Fan also spoke: "Today is New Year's Eve, let's have a good meal. "
But he knew in his heart that Ling Jianshan would definitely give in after the female secretary did this.
One is that the value of the shares will return to zero, and the other is that the shares will decrease, but the value will continue to grow. Anyone who is not a fool will know which one to choose.
Ling Jianshan snorted and put down his chopsticks directly: "I can't eat anymore, I'll go to the bathroom first."
The middle-aged man immediately stood up and left in a hurry.
Ling's mother first glanced at her husband, then turned to look at her daughter: "Lingling, don't make your father angry anymore."
Ling Shuiling replied perfunctorily: "I know. "
She reached out and picked up a fried shrimp from the shelter and ate it happily.
Yang Fan felt that his calf was rubbed several times in a row.
This woman is here again!
He glanced at the female secretary, who smiled at him.
Yang Fan suddenly felt that this woman should have a great success in business in the future.
"Buzz~"
Ling Shuiling's mobile phone on the table suddenly vibrated slightly.
It was a phone call.
She picked up the phone and glanced at it, and whispered: "It's a call from the police station."
The female secretary picked up the phone and clicked to answer it. After listening for a few seconds, she looked surprised.
She said "umm ah ah" a few times, said "OK", and hung up the phone.
Ling Shuiling put down the phone, looking a little strange: "The police station said that they want to temporarily take over my social media account and let me cooperate."
Her mother was confused: "What is the police station going to do?"
Yang Fan stopped his chopsticks and smiled: "The police station should want to borrow your social account to lure out the dog-skin plaster that has turned into a monster. ”
He paused, and then said: "For example, post a photo of the airport in your circle of friends, and add a paragraph saying that you are going to another city to spend the Spring Festival. "
Ling Shuiling subconsciously opened the circle of friends, and shouted in surprise: "The police station really posted a photo of the airport in my circle of friends."
Ling's mother came over and took a look at the phone screen, and was also very surprised: "Xiao Yang, you guessed too accurately!"
As soon as the words were finished, the guess came true in an instant. How could it not be surprising?
Ling Shuiling stared at Yang Fan and asked: "How did you guess it?"
Yang Fan smiled and said: "Dog Skin Plaster has been pursuing you for more than ten years, and he has almost turned into a monster and still comes to knock on the door to see you.
"This shows that Yue Qiushan has a very deep obsession with you, and the official will naturally try to use this to make a fuss."
He had long guessed that the official would do this, but the official speed was much slower than he expected.
Ling Shuiling suddenly realized: "So that's how it is."
Ling's mother sighed: "Xiao Yue, this kid..."
Ling Shuiling interrupted her mother's words: "Mom, don't mention this person, it's really annoying."
Yang Fan watched the different reactions of the mother and daughter, and sighed in his heart.
Yue Qiushan's deep affection for her, who had been chasing her for more than ten years and could not forget her even after becoming a monster, moved Ling's sentimental mother.
But in the eyes of the female secretary, this deep affection was worthless.
It can be seen from this that relying on licking skills alone, you can never lick a beautiful girl at the goddess level!
Yang Fan has never licked a girl, let alone spent a penny on a girl, but he still rolled the sheets with the goddess in Yue Qiushan's eyes.
There is a saying that "If you bloom, butterflies will come by themselves", and the only way is to improve yourself.
Ling Shuiling couldn't help asking: "Can the official get rid of that monster?"
She didn't even want to mention Yue Qiushan's name, and chose to use the word "monster" instead.
What a pathetic dog licker!
Yang Fan nodded affirmatively: "Of course!"
He looked at the nervousness on the secretary's pretty face and suggested with a smile: "I have recently mastered a little trick of divination, maybe I can divination the fate of monsters, do you want to try it now?"
Ling Shuiling nodded repeatedly: "Okay, okay!"
A correct version of the book in 1619!
She was a little surprised again: "I feel like you really know everything."
Yang Fan shook his head: "No."
Ling Shuiling asked: "How to divination? Do I need to prepare divination items?"
Yang Fan replied: "No need to prepare items, my divination method is called 'pillar method', you can divination with just a chopstick."
Ling Shuiling blinked her beautiful eyes: "So simple?"
Yang Fan nodded: "There is a saying that great ingenuity is not elaborate, the simpler the method, the more effective it is."
Ling Shuiling handed over a chopstick attentively: "Here!"
Yang Fan took the chopsticks and felt his fingers scratched lightly by the secretary's nails.
This was obviously intentional.
Yang Fan secretly said in his heart, "What a little fairy" and said nonchalantly: "I will give this chopstick a unique spirituality and make it a divination tool."
Ling Shuiling asked curiously: "Is spirituality a supernatural force?"
Yang Fan said "hmm".
He flicked the chopsticks with his fingers and put them on the table: "Okay!"
The words just fell.
The chopsticks jumped twice automatically, as if trying to stand up.
Ling Shuiling exclaimed: "It's amazing!"
Ling's mother looked at the chopsticks and was also very surprised.
The beautiful middle-aged woman glanced at Yang Fan and suddenly understood why her daughter was coaxed into submission and even went so far as to confront her father.
Yang Fan handed the chopsticks to the female secretary: "Take it!"
Ling Shuiling took the chopsticks in confusion: "Do you need my cooperation?"
Yang Fan smiled and said: "You are the monster's biggest obsession, so from a supernatural perspective, you are also the most important 'prop' for divination and the real executor of divination."
Ling Shuiling said "Oh" and felt it was very novel: "Okay."
She immediately asked, “What do I need to do?”
Yang Fan pointed to the ground: "It's very simple, you hold one end of the crutch with two fingers, then release your fingers and let the chopsticks fall.
"If the chopsticks can stand firmly on the ground, it means the monster will be killed. If the chopsticks fall down, it means the monster can escape the official ambush and survive."
Ling Shuiling was a little doubtful: "Can chopsticks really stand upright?"
Common sense told her that this was an unlikely thing.
Yang Fan smiled and made a gesture: "You will know after you try it."
Ling Shuiling nodded, Yi Yan pinched the chopsticks with her fingers, and then released her fingers.
The chopsticks fell straight down, and the tail end hit the ground with a bang, then bounced upright and fell again. It bounced like this several times, and finally stood firmly on the ground.
From beginning to end, the chopsticks never fell down.
Ling Shuiling's beautiful eyes widened when she saw it, with a look of disbelief on her face: "Oh my God, it really stood up."
Ling's mother was equally surprised: "It's really magical!"
Yang Fan said with great certainty: "The monster is dead!"
Ling Shuiling laughed unusually happily.
Ling's mother breathed a sigh of relief.
Yang Fan immediately noticed that Ling Shuiling's beautiful eyes suddenly became charming, and a faint blush appeared on her pretty face.
He still didn't know that the female secretary was... uh, in love.
Yang Fan quickly changed the subject: "Let's eat first."
The three of them sat back at the dinner table.
Just as Yang Fan picked up the chopsticks, he felt his calf being rubbed twice.
He saw again that Ling Shuiling quietly stretched out a slender hand and pointed twice downstairs.
The corner of Yang Fan's mouth twitched, feeling a little helpless.
To be honest, when he used chopsticks to perform divination, he really didn’t want to coax the girl into having sex.
In fact.
This pillar divination method is essentially the technique of retroactively looking back on the "past" horoscopes.
It looks simple, but in fact it is so high-end that even a strong person at the knight level may not be able to do it.
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More than ten kilometers away.
Airport.
Although it snowed heavily yesterday, the entire airport looked clean.
Even in the area a few hundred meters outside the airport, you can't see much white.
The reason for doing this is naturally to remove the "soil" where the snow monster was born.
"Woo~"
A cold wind swept through.
In a snow forest further away.
I saw a large piece of snow in the forest suddenly squirming slightly.
A horrifying sight immediately appeared.
A transparent head suddenly emerged from the snow.
The bottom of the head is not a neck, but a body like a snake, which suddenly stretches out for more than one meter.
Because the terrain of this forest is relatively high, you can see the scene inside the airport from here.
The face of this head looks a lot like Yue Qiushan.
It opened its mouth, and a handful of tentacles came out of its mouth, which looked scary and disgusting.
It muttered vaguely, with a fanatical tone: "You... you can't escape... I must... get you!"
Just then.
"Quack!"
A crow sounded.
A complaining voice sounded: "You damn dog, I've been waiting for you for a long time, why are you here now?"
Along with this sound.
A black crow emerged from an ice tree out of thin air.
The Ice Head was immediately shocked.