The Live Broadcast Fortune-Telling Is so Accurate that the Whole Network Is Eating Melons

Chapter 315 Found the Reason

[Good boy, it turns out that you also have a share in digging graves,]

[Ancestor: I am really tied up. Who knows, the calamity of 1,780 years was actually given by my descendants. 】

[Ah, this...it really made the whole room burst into laughter. 】

[If my ancestors had a good temper, if it were me, they would all die! 】

[Hahaha...hahaha...it's true that you can make a fortune by laughing. 】

Seeing the ridicule from netizens, I Love Sunshine said: "I mean I translated it after asking the master and ancestors for instructions."

Netizens found it even more funny when he opened his mouth. In short, everything he says now is funny.

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Li Tong looked at his anxious look and said, "Do you know about dry ice?"

I love the sunshine.

"dry ice?"

It's not that he doesn't know, he's just shocked how these kids got this thing!

"No, Master, their eldest is only 11 years old. Can he get this thing?"

Dry ice is also solid carbon dioxide.

The temperature is -78.5℃.

During rapid sublimation, the temperature of the surrounding air will be lowered, and its solubility in water vapor will become smaller.

When water vapor liquefies and releases heat, it turns into countless small water points, which is fog.

Li Tong raised his eyebrows slightly: "Then it's all thanks to your great nephews. Isn't there a dry ice rink near your home?"

Seeing the corner of I Love Sunshine's mouth twitching, she explained: "Don't get me wrong, the idea was not the boss's, but the third's.

The plan was arranged by the second child. The eldest brother was responsible for negotiating with the children of the factory employees. The fourth and fifth children were responsible for observing the delivery time. The sixth and seventh children were responsible for keeping watch.

At this stage, your boss is responsible for eating lollipops. In the end, the boss, the second and the third took advantage of the fact that the workers were not paying attention and secretly made some.

Come to the graves of your ancestors again...well...play "Journey to the West", "Butterfly Lovers" and other masterpieces.

As for why there is "Butterfly Lovers", it is because there is one of the most classic scenes in it. "

When Li Tong said this, I Love Sunshine suddenly had a particularly bad feeling.

Sure enough, I heard her say:

"In the story, Zhu Yingtai got married and took a detour to pay homage to Liang Shanbo's tomb.

Under her mourning, God was moved. Suddenly there was a storm, thunder and lightning, and the tomb suddenly exploded. Zhu Yingtai jumped into the tomb without hesitation.

They bought firecrackers and wanted to perform this explosive scene, but they failed because the firecrackers they bought were too weak, which made them somewhat regretful.

If you haven't found me now, then during the Chinese New Year this year, they will most likely have the secret weapon that the brother in the village told them: torpedoes.

By then, your whole family may be able to watch this classic bombing of a grave, and your little ones, the eighth and sixth, will play the role of little butterflies flying out of the grave.

Because they are the lightest in weight, when acting, they often play the role of standing on the grave and dancing. The sixth child is a girl. I am usually picky about food, so I grow very thin.

Coupled with her love for butterflies, this made her the perfect choice to play the role of butterfly in "Butterfly Lovers".

Because the older ones are afraid of the tomb collapsing, um... So these children are more or less safety-conscious? "

After Li Tong finished speaking, the entire live broadcast room was silent for two seconds.

When these people came to their senses, there was a flood of barrage.

[Damn it, even if your ancestors exploded, your children will also explode like this. 】

[Two words ‘explosion’ in a row means that the spokesperson really feels like he is exploding. 】

[Ancestor: You may not believe it, but I exploded during the Chinese New Year. 】

[If my son dares to do this, I will definitely let him see his breasts! ! 】

After listening to "I Love Sunshine", I couldn't calm down for a long time.

He took his mobile phone and silently came to the cabinet and rummaged through it.

Then he went to the utility room and picked up an ax, which scared netizens.

You are angry, but you can't really let the children see that they are too naughty!

Those who were clamoring a second ago immediately began to persuade:

[Uncle, don’t do anything stupid. 】

[Yes, we can discuss it easily if we have something to do. You can just beat them to death. There is no need to rise to that level. 】

[Murder is against the law, uncle, calm down, I know you feel uncomfortable. 】

[There are so many people watching. If you really dare to kill, we are all witnesses. 】

[No offense, no offense, uncle, don’t mess around, I’m afraid! 】

I Love Sunshine didn’t look at my phone. Instead, I went to the cabinet in the next room, dug out something, and walked out.

Since it wasn't in the photo, netizens all knew what it was, and it didn't take long.

Li Tong and netizens saw two clumps of bamboo growing across the cement road from his home.

I Love Sunshine stepped forward and visually inspected it for a while, then put the phone on the ground and found an angle to fix it.

Then he swung the ax and chopped down a thick bamboo. When the bamboo fell, he carefully selected a few straight thin strips on it, and then chopped them off.

Seeing this, the netizens who had just advised him changed their direction again, and they all laughed.

Good guy, it turned out that I was here to get a handy weapon. After I Love Sunshine waved each one tentatively a few times, I finally selected the ones I was most satisfied with.

Then asked: "Master, I have one last question."

Li Tong nodded: "You say."

I Love Sunshine took out the iodophor and gauze I just took from my trouser pocket and asked, "If I apply iodine on the bamboo whip, does it count as disinfecting it at the same time?"

Li Tong was actually asked, and said a little uncertainly: "Theoretically, I think it's okay...right?"

"Okay, thank you, Master."

After asking politely, I Love Sunshine was about to hang up.

Then I saw countless netizens wailing.

[Uncle, please don't hang up, we want to see the follow-up. ]

[Don't worry, you must have more questions, think about it slowly, if you can't think of it, we will help you make it up, just continue to do your work. ]

[Well, don't you even ask who discovered the smoke coming out of the ancestral tomb in the first place? ]

[Ah, yes, aren't you curious about how your ancestors are doing underground? ]

[Curious, curious, very curious, uncle, you are not curious, we are curious! ]

What scenes have netizens not seen? But they have never seen eight naughty kids being taught a lesson at once.

Even the Internet police squatting in the live broadcast room couldn't help but speak.

"Don't hit too hard, take it easy, just teach them a lesson, don't hurt the children."

Countless calls did not cause I Love Sunshine to pause.

After hanging up the connection, he quickly tagged several brothers and sons in the group.

"The reason for the smoke coming out of the ancestral grave has been found. It's all the grandson's fault. In five minutes, find these eight bastards. I want to teach them a lesson myself!"

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With a burst of anger, he told them all the causes and consequences.

The family group was boiling instantly.

"Dry ice? They still steal other people's things?"

"Torpedoes? Are they trying to make their ancestors bloom?"

"Assholes! I'm going to find them right away!"

"I've asked for leave from the school. They don't have to go to school tomorrow and the day after tomorrow!!!"

"..."

After I Love Sunshine hung up the line, the audience felt a little regretful.

There was a heated discussion about this matter, but fortunately, after the fortune-telling in this show,

many people in the I Love Sunshine family may be depressed, but none of them went to jail, so they can be considered to have escaped.

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