Chapter 974
Li Yan scratched Yuan Xiao's waist a few times with her hands, and was a little surprised when she didn't see Yuan Xiao smiling.
Yuanxiao felt that she had almost tested it, so she immediately said to break the tense situation: "Sister Li Yan, you protect your waist yourself. Do everyone in the world protect their waists like you?"
Li Yan breathed a sigh of relief when she heard this. Although he didn't know whether Yuan Xiao really doubted himself or was joking, at least he had already dealt with the current hurdle.
"Then where are you protecting?" Li Yan asked after hearing this.
"This is the core secret. What if you find out and you use it to interrogate me? Let's go and visit my sister's cave. Now I just want to see what simplicity is to the extreme." Yuanxiao replied.
"Okay, after you leave the cave, remember to stay three feet away from me to prevent others from misunderstanding." Li Yan warned.
As a result, the two of them walked out of the cave. As soon as Li Yan took off, Yuan Xiao followed side by side, fearing that others would not misunderstand. Not to mention being three feet away, their shoulders could touch each other. Li Yan couldn't laugh or cry, so she had to let him go.
Sure enough, a dozen heroes were walking outside the cave gate. They saw the captain Li Yan, who was usually aloof and refused to be seen thousands of miles away, flying side by side with the new inspector Ninth Envoy Tangyuan. They were so shocked that their eyes were blown. What was going on? Is it going to change?
What was even more shocking next was that both of them landed at the door of Li Yan's cave No. 2. Li Yan opened the formation and let Yuan Xiao in. In the end, Yuanxiao connected his hands, spent a cup of tea, arranged two new formations to cover the original formations, and then told Li Yan the method of cracking and activating it.
"In this case, your place is almost impregnable. You don't have to worry about others suddenly breaking in when you sleep at night or go out." Yuan Xiao explained.
"Others? You set up this formation. I think you did it to make it easier for you to break in at any time?" Li Yan sneered.
"It's really sad that good intentions are treated like a donkey's liver and lungs. Then I will take away the formation again." Yuanxiao pretended to take away the formation.
"Bah, you dare to claim to be kind! Just leave the formation there. Although it can't guard against you, the wolf, it can at least guard against other people. It's somewhat useful, isn't it?" Li Yan mocked.
"It makes sense. Hurry in, I want to see what the extremely simple cave is like." Yuan Xiao pretended not to hear the sarcasm.
Li Yan lowered her head and smiled, then walked into the cave first, followed by Yuan Xiao.
In the two adjacent caves below, the two palace masters witnessed all this at the door and began to confirm each other.
"Old Deng, did I get it wrong? Captain Li Yan, who is out of our reach, just brought someone into the cave?"
"Old Pan, why don't you tell me first, did I get it wrong? The one I brought in was the new Inspector Ninth Envoy Tangyuan?"
"Old Deng, it seems that we are both right. Oh, if I had known this, I would have competed for the Nine Inspectors."
"Old Pan, please stop me. You are still dreaming in broad daylight! Tell me, this is the first time these two people meet. How could this happen? Is it possible that there was a story between the two of them before?"
"Old Deng, how old is this young man? If there were stories before, how could it be possible? The story of feeding people and raising children is almost the same!"
"Old Pan, is this the legendary feeling of falling in love at first sight and then completely ignoring the whole world?"
...The more the two of them chatted, the more their imaginations grew. It was more than just a misunderstanding. They had simply made up a large literary masterpiece with touching details. They continued chatting until the evening, and they continued talking under the stars and the moon. Talk about details.
As soon as Yuanxiao entered the passage of the cave, he felt something was wrong. Not to mention a row of more than a dozen luminous pearls, there were exquisite wall hangings on both sides of the passage, and there were exquisite carpets under his feet, which was very solemn and grand.
Continuing to walk inside, you first see a small round hall with a large luxurious desk with exquisite pens, inks, papers and inkstones. There are also special wine tables and tea tables next to it. The tea sets are shiny and golden, and you can tell that they are extraordinary at first glance. The tables and chairs are not only complete, but also extremely luxurious. The four walls are carved with dragons and phoenixes, and paired with several wall hangings, it is also very luxurious.
Li Yan covered her mouth with a smile and continued walking inside with Yuanxiao. Finally, she came to the second round hall, which was probably a place for practicing martial arts. There was a velvet blanket on the floor, and an exquisite futon. Next to it was a very beautiful A luxurious soft couch and another tea set.
Further inside, there are three separate rooms. A utility room, a summer cool room, and a winter conservatory, it is like a palace.
Yuanxiao was stunned and pointed around: "Sister Li Yan, do you call this simplicity to the extreme? Do you have any misunderstanding about the word simplicity?"
Li Yan couldn't help it. After hearing this, she immediately lowered her head and covered her mouth, laughing so hard that her shoulders shook wildly.
"You helped me decorate the cave. I only used five or six things in total. After the decoration, it will be as shabby as possible. The house is bare and clean, and it is cleaner than a thief has stolen it! It's your turn to make your home look like a palace. What do you think? Can you do it? You'd better explain it to the Inspector Nine, what is simplicity to the extreme?" Yuan Xiao was filled with indignation.
"As the saying goes, in the cycle of heaven, things must be reversed when they are extreme. When simplicity is taken to the extreme, it will naturally become extremely luxurious. In the same way, when luxury is taken to the extreme, simplicity will naturally occur. As the saying goes, the great way leads to simplicity." Li Yan temporarily suppressed her laughter and looked serious. Explain it.
"Sister, what you said makes sense, but I'm speechless! In that case, let's just switch. I live in your extremely simple cave, and you live in my extremely simple cave." Yuan Xiao suggested. .
"That's a beautiful idea! However, I allow you to stay here for a little longer, so that you can experience the simplest life." Li Yan replied.
"Why do you only have one chair here?" Yuanxiao asked.
"Because, since I moved in, no one else has ever come here, you are the first one. So, why do you need two chairs?"
Yuanxiao gave a thumbs up, then took out a rattan chair from the storage space, put it in front of the wine table, and sat down by himself. Although this rattan chair does not look consistent with the layout here, it has a different flavor.
"Tangyuan, do you want tea or wine?" Li Yan asked.
"Drink."
"I have a pot of fruit wine and a pot of fairy wine here, which one do you want to drink?" Li Yan asked again.
"I don't want either, I have a jar of strong liquor here, and today I am so angry about your simplicity that I have a stomachache, I have to drink strong liquor." After saying that, Yuanxiao took out a large jar of strong liquor, put it on the table, and took out two wine bowls.
"Oh, Tangyuan, such a large jar, and you still use bowls, you are not trying to get me drunk and take the opportunity to do something bad, right?" Li Yan sneered.
"What bad thing to do?" Yuanxiao was confused.
Li Yan took a closer look at Yuan Xiao, and it seemed that he was not pretending, so she couldn't help but feel a little curious. This kid either had no experience and was not enlightened, or he was a treacherous and evil person who hid himself too deeply. But in general, Li Yan judged that Yuan Xiao still belonged to the first type. At least this kid's thoughts were still simple at present, but in two years, it was hard to say for sure!
"Even if you have bad intentions, I'm not afraid. You may not be my opponent in terms of drinking capacity!" Li Yan continued to taunt, and then took the initiative to open the wine seal and poured a large bowl for each person.
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