The Cheating Boy Plays Around in the World of Immortal Cultivation

Chapter 789 Now the Wind Is Blowing and the Shoes Are Wet

"What are you two doing? You want to get beaten, don't you?" Yuanxiao acted like a parent again.

As soon as Xiao Jin's neck is broken, hit him! Just beat Xiao Huang harder, whatever you want!

Little Huang raised his head, come on, hit hard! It's best to fight for a whole day and a night, let's see who can defeat whom! Xiao Jin, if you have the ability, you will fight to the end this time. Let’s see who of us gives in first!

Yuanxiao became angry when he saw it, and his brain collapsed after being rewarded by the beast. Seeing that they were still dissatisfied with each other, they turned around and broke off branches from the nearby trees, preparing to fight the beasts!

"Don't fight, don't fight. Both of them are good children. What if they get beaten?" Fairy Yuan quickly stopped Yuan Xiao.

"Xiao Jin and Xiao Huang, what's wrong with you two? Beasts are short-lived and good friends are rare. How about we shake hands and make peace today and fight another day?" Fairy Yuan then turned around to persuade the two beasts to make peace.

Look how much our aunt loves us! Give your aunt some face today and fight again tomorrow! The two beasts looked at each other and reached an agreement instantly.

A moment later, a mighty flying tiger soared into the sky, with a boy and a girl sitting on its back, and the girl was holding a cute little pet in her arms. The two people and the beast gradually fade away in the blue sky, forming a beautiful picture.

As soon as Yuanxiao sent Fairy Yuan back to the Huiyuan Refining Pavilion in the Sanxian Market, the negotiation butlers sent by the Cultivation Alliance and Overlord Sect had already arrived. Fairy Yuan immediately asked them to go to the second floor to discuss the details, while Yuanxiao left and returned to the mountain gate.

Yuanxiao finally calmed down and flew slowly towards the mountain gate. Not long after we took off, a wretched old man came from behind with a sword and called me brother. Looking back, who else could it be besides Brother Zhaiyue!

"Hey, brother, you are finally back. I thought I made you angry and ran away!"

"I am old, I can only look after people at home! When I returned to Qunshan Island, I also helped people look after the door, and when I came to your place, I helped you look after the door. Before I knew it, I became an old janitor. It's so sad."

"What are you talking about? I'm not old at all! Except for the fact that my hair is whiter, my face has more wrinkles, my teeth are missing, my back is a little hunched, and my eyes are cloudy... But I'm not old at all!"

"Since you are so good at talking, then stop talking!" Brother Zhaiyue said angrily.

"No, I'm so angry with you! When I'm angry, I want to stop at the top of the mountain!" Brother Zhaiyue continued.

"Big or small?"

"Why do you ask?"

"If you're younger, I'll join in the fun and let's play a friendly competition to see who can pee the farthest!"

"Whoever is afraid of whom, let's compete!" Brother Zhaiyue was determined not to give in at this moment. After all, it was about dignity and face. You know, my brother is a person who wants to show off his face!

Ever since, on the edge of the cliff, an old man and a young man stood in a row, and a friendly match really started!

"Hey, brother, be careful, you've wet your shoes!"

The old man looked down and sighed: "Back then, I peed three feet in the wind, but now my shoes are wet in the wind. I think back then, my teeth were as strong as iron, and I could chew beef tendons raw without cutting them; now, my teeth are gone, and I only eat tofu and pigs." Blood. The song is old, and so is my brother. The song is still the same as before, but I am no longer the same brother!”

Yuanxiao burst out laughing when she heard this. Although she only peed a foot away, she still completely defeated her brother!

Brother Zhaiyue saw Yuanxiao snickering and was furious: "What are you laughing at? Why don't you dare to turn around and face me?"

Yuanxiao ignored her brother's words and said directly: "I'm afraid you have low self-esteem!"

"Brother, what storms and waves have I never seen in my life? What makes me feel inferior?" The old man scoffed and dismissed it.

It wasn't until Yuanxiao turned around that the old man's face changed drastically and he cursed: "Beast, even a donkey wouldn't dare to be so arrogant and show off like you, and you still don't show off!"

"Brother, we are brothers. Why don't you be so envious and jealous? Let's just let this scene go with the wind, okay? You still eat your tofu and pig blood, stay at home and watch the door, and take the opportunity to bask in the sun. What a day for your wet shoes!”

"What a hammer! I will start to maintain my health starting from tomorrow. Let you know that I was also cool when I was young!"

"Okay, brother, I believe it! When I meet a suitable old woman, I will introduce her to you. I promise that I will not be a bachelor for the rest of my life!"

"It's all my fault that I was confused back then. After Yuanying, I didn't choose to fix my appearance, and later I didn't use the Beauty Pill! Now times have changed, and everything is over!"

"Brother, I have actually refined a few Beauty Pills here. Do you want to take one now?"

"Tch, brother, do you think there is still room for improvement with my current appearance?"

Yuan Xiao looked at it carefully, nodded and said: "Yes! If you don't eat it, the future will be even worse!"

Brother Zhaiyue covered his heart with his hands, feeling heartbroken and looking up to God and sighing: "Listen, are you saying this?"

Xiao Huang was not far behind the two of them, and he had been laughing for a long time! Old man, you dare to compete like this, you really overestimate your abilities!

The two of them went to the waterside to wash their hands, then continued flying to the Golden Gate of the Mountain, and returned to the back mountain not long after.

"Brother, why did you suddenly return to Qunshan Island some time ago?" Yuan Xiao was leaning on the recliner and chatting.

There was another deck chair not far away, and Brother Zhaiyue was lying on it. A small coffee table was placed between the two of them, with a teapot and teacups on it. The two brothers drank tea and chatted.

"Qunshan Island has not been peaceful recently, and someone is in trouble every half month. It happened that Taoist Sikong and the old Confucian scholar went out together, and I don't know where they went. The people of Qunshan Island were panicked, so they sent me a message and asked me to go back and protect them. "Them." Brother said.

"After I went back, some tribesmen still got into trouble. I suspected that outsiders were sneaking into the Mountain Island regularly. So I gave away a few magic weapons and combined them together to upgrade the guardian formation of the main island of the Mountain Island to a super-strong magic formation. Sure enough, no tribesmen got into trouble again."

"However, there are still some scattered islands around the Mountain Island. According to our investigation, people on these scattered islands started to get into trouble again, and the frequency of one person getting into trouble every half a month is still maintained, which is very annoying!"

Yuan Xiao was quite surprised: "Even you, brother, can't find the intruder?"

"If my magic power is fully restored, it is possible to find a little clue. But I have only recovered to the fusion stage now, and I can't find the culprit for the time being. At present, I can only judge that this person is very extraordinary. The previous island protection formation is already one of the top formations in the human world. Even the great perfection of the Mahayana cannot break in, and even the cultivators with the strength of a calamity scattered immortal cannot sneak in quietly. "

"But this culprit can not only break in, but also break in quietly without triggering any warning signals. So I judge that this person's cultivation level is at least not lower than that of Sikong Taoist, and there is no upper limit!"

Yuan Xiao was surprised again: "The strength is not lower than that of Sikong Taoist? There are not many such people in the human world!"

Brother Zhaiyue nodded: "Not many, but there are still a few when you add up the open and the covert!"

"What are the symptoms of the person in trouble?" Yuan Xiao asked.

"People who have been in the accident are not dead, but it seems that half of their vitality has been taken away. They are extremely old and weak. In this case, they can only lie at home and it takes three or four months to recover."

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