Chapter 344: Beat the Shit Out of the Little Monkey!
"Master, please don't wrongly accuse Elder Liu. Since you came last time and asked her to focus on educating the little mountain-moving ape, she has been very serious about educating the little ape."
"But the little ape is one-sided. It listens obediently, but as soon as Elder Liu leaves, it goes to the beast's den to block the door and supervise the convenience!"
"Elder Liu beat it, but it didn't hurt at all. Later, Elder Liu chased it with a flying sword, but couldn't catch up. Our Elder Liu is only in the foundation-building stage, how can he beat or catch up with it. Sometimes it stops and wags its tongue to provoke Elder Liu, and even sticks out its butt and sways and twists left and right to provoke, which makes Elder Liu cry!" The 8th disciple complained.
Yuan Xiao was furious and shouted: "Xiao Huang, beat the little ape for me, beat it hard!"
This is really unreasonable and outrageous!
I just asked you not to grab the ape feces and start the ape feces war, and pay attention to hygiene. You are so good that you simply don't allow all the spirit beasts in the garden to poop and pee!
You can control the heaven and the earth, but you can't control other people's poop and fart. Don't you even know this truth?
It's good to pay attention to hygiene, but you don't let others eat, drink, poop and urinate, and even block the door of their nest to supervise others to poop and urinate. Who can stand this?
Relying on your own strength, it's not enough to harm a group of spirit beasts. You even wag your tongue and swing your hips to attack our lovely Elder Liu Huoling. To put it bluntly, Elder Liu is just a 17-year-old girl in her prime. How can you stand these mental attacks from your little ape!
Xiao Huang immediately laughed out loud. It's not the first or second time that it has fought with Xiao Yuan, and it has always had the upper hand. This time, Xiao Huang's physical strength has skyrocketed, and it's not easy and comfortable to beat Xiao Yuan!
Besides, my mother has already spoken. Xiao Huang usually likes to take chicken feathers as a command arrow, not to mention that this time he really got the imperial sword given by my mother! Hearing this, he immediately held down the little ape excitedly and beat him violently!
I will make you not accept my position as the leader of the spirit beasts of the Golden Sect, I will make you second only to me in intelligence, and I will make you not believe in the analysis and judgment of my emotional master Huang... I will beat you to pieces today! If I don't beat your shit out, you will be considered clean!
The little ape, who was arrogant in the spirit beast garden on weekdays, was finally completely crushed today.
After all, the little ape has not grown up yet. At present, his physical body is not as good as Xiao Huang, his strength is not as good as Xiao Huang, and his speed is not as good as Xiao Huang. He really can't beat him or run away. He was beaten very miserably by Xiao Huang!
The little ape secretly shed tears in his heart. You stupid little Huang, the sect master asked you to beat him, and you really beat him!
Don't you know how to show them? I guess you are holding a grudge and deliberately taking the opportunity to retaliate against me? No, my shit is really about to be beaten out! I have to run, there are too many people here, throw more beasts!
The little ape rushed out more than three meters away, but before he could stand up straight, he was pressed to the ground again by Xiao Huang who flew over and beat him on the stomach.
Everyone only heard a plop, and a pile of ape feces fell out of the little ape's butt. Xiao Huang immediately stopped in disgust, ran back to his mother, and raised his paw to cover his nose.
Seeing this scene, all the disciples laughed like crazy!
Fairy Yuan had covered her eyes and bent over with laughter!
Even the crying young girl Liu Huoling couldn't hold it back and burst into laughter!
Xiao Jin was rolling on the ground with laughter!
Yuan Xiao was speechless at first, and then he was also angry and laughed!
Sure enough, the evildoers have to be punished by the evildoers. The little ape who always supervises others to pee and poop was beaten to shit by Xiao Huang today!
It turns out that the sentence that everyone often likes to say when fighting: So-and-so, I must beat you to shit today! It's actually true!
The little monkey was so embarrassed today that he stood up quickly. He didn't dare to grab the monkey shit with his hands. He started digging the soil with his hands and buried the monkey shit that was just beaten out. Then he ran away like a puff of smoke!
"Little monkey, remember the lesson. I will come to check your improvement in a while! If you haven't changed, I will punish you severely!" Yuan Xiao shouted fiercely behind him.
Although the little monkey heard it, he didn't dare to look back and disappeared in a short while.
It will hide for a few days. It really doesn't want to see anyone in these two days. Being beaten to shit is not a heroic deed no matter who hears it. His heroic image was destroyed by a pile of monkey shit! The little monkey was very sad and angry!
Yuanxiao walked gently to Liu Huoling and said sincerely: "Elder Liu, I'm sorry for making you suffer!"
Liu Huoling, who had just burst into laughter, has now wiped away his tears and rubbed his red eyes and said: "Master, I'm fine."
"Speaking of which, I brought this little ape here, but I didn't expect it to be so disappointing. So, Elder Liu, if the little ape doesn't obey next time, you can go to the back mountain to find me, and I'll let Xiao Huang come to treat it!" Yuanxiao said apologetically.
"It's none of the master's business. I didn't educate the little ape well!" Unexpectedly, Liu Huoling still looked for the reason from himself. He was so angry that he cried, but he didn't blame Yuanxiao and the little ape. It's so cute!
"Here are 100 medium-grade spirit stones and a medium-grade golden elixir. Take them first and improve your cultivation as soon as possible. When the time comes, you can beat any spirit beast that doesn't obey!" Yuanxiao took out a bag and handed it to Liu Huoling.
"Master, I have done nothing, how can I take these! I didn't even take good care of the little monkey!" Liu Huoling was a little panicked.
"Just your tears today and your serious and responsible attitude are more than the value of these things. I can't let our Elder Liu be wronged, so take them away quickly! Otherwise, if you cry again next time, I won't come!" Yuan Xiao said deliberately.
Upon hearing this, Liu Huoling immediately put away the spiritual stones and elixirs, quickly wiped his eyes again, showed a happy smile, and said, "The sect leader must come, just in case that little ape goes crazy again in the future!"
Yuan Xiao smiled and nodded, calling out to Xiao Jin, who was still rolling on the ground laughing, and Xiao Huang, who was pretending to be a master, and flew towards the back mountain with Fairy Yuan, who was already weak from laughter.
"Yuanxiao, if I were always in the Golden Sect, I would definitely live for 10 more years. There are so many happy things every day, it's ridiculous." Fairy Yuan said.
"How about living 10 more years? You want to be an immortal. You want to live 1,000 more years!" Yuan Xiao said with a smile.
"Huh? Then she's not an old witch?"
"How could it be possible? When we upgraded to Nascent Soul, our image and appearance were fixed at this moment. We will remain a young girl for the rest of our lives."
"Then you don't think I'm an old witch?"
"Why do I dislike you? Even if I were still alive at that time, I would still be an old man who is thousands of years old. No matter who you dislike!"
"Hehe, that's pretty much it!" Fairy Yuan was finally satisfied.
"Yuanxiao, do you think there are any other demon bad guys around us now?" Fairy Yuan chatted casually.
"Before, when my master Yao Lao first came to our sect, three monster clans, Huo Huohai and Lord Capricorn, came to the Great Perfection of Tribulation. They were beaten back by Taoist Sikong and made a verbal promise. These three people are expected to arrive I don’t dare to come again! Other high-level officials who have heard of it probably won’t dare to come in the short term!”
"As for the other low-level demon followers of this conspiracy, because they don't know this information that only the higher-ups know, they may still be around, but we have already killed three of them."
"Currently, there is another fish that I know that is still operating nearby that has slipped through the net, and that is Baihua, the demon cultivator of Nascent Soul Dzogchen!"