Chapter 972

At this moment, the Buddha's light suddenly spread across the entire Great Thunder Sound Temple, and a roar of thunder echoed in all directions.

"Why don't we let Douzhan Buddha launch an internal investigation on this matter?"

The sages in Lingshan looked at each other, and finally they all looked at the lotus platform above, then they held the flowers and smiled:

"...Honor the World-Honored Dharma's decree!" XN

At this time, Sun Wukong, who was sleeping soundly on the lotus platform, suddenly sneezed, then rubbed his nose, and turned over vigorously!

Chapter 1378 Emperor Shitian’s expectations

"Let me preside over the internal investigation?"

The sudden rise of the soprano shook the chandelier on the dome of the office.

Wearing a blue suit and a coquettish pink tie, he looked more like a guest in a karaoke bar than an office worker. He couldn't help covering his ears, and then glanced at the 'rude' girl in front of him with hair as bright as gold. He shook his head and said:

"It's useless even if you complain to me now. Do you think you can change things that even great monks agree on?"

Sun Wukong angrily smashed Emperor Shitian's office desk, and after a thud, he stamped his feet and said:

"Huh? What's going on with that bald donkey? Are you trying to trick me, right? Just like when he tricked me into running a race?"

"Absolutely." Di Shitian shrugged, then put his hands on his chin and said with a smile: "Who told you to sleep in during the meeting? If you dare to do such a thing, you have to pay the price, right?"

"What are you talking about? I didn't fall asleep right there during any meeting?" Sun Wukong couldn't help but rolled his eyes, and then sighed and said: "That monk is very evil-hearted. He clearly took advantage of me when I wasn't paying attention. , He deliberately wants to trick me. He has done this not once or twice, but seventeen or eight times. Can't he use another person to trick me? "

You all know that He loves to trick you, so why don’t you just take precautions... Oh, it seems like you can’t even try to take precautions... Uesugi Kenshin, who was standing next to him, complained softly in his heart.

At that time, Emperor Shitian looked up and down at the 'monkey' that unfortunately had an open mouth in front of him, stood up, leaned on the back of the office chair and said: "...Do you think another person could be tricked by the Buddha so easily? ?”

"..." Sun Wukong wanted to curse out ten thousand curse words in his heart.

Is the co-author only capable of tricking me? Isn't this bullying the monkey?

The green-faced Sun Wukong snorted, then walked to the sofa and fell down with a bang, almost shaking Shiva who was reading a book opposite him.

"After so many years of becoming a Buddha, my temper has gotten worse and worse."

Shiva closed the book, glanced at Sun Wukong, then snapped his fingers, and appeared on another sofa away from Sun Wukong.

"You're so long-winded, Eighth Po!" Sun Wukong looked angrily at his old rival in the Seven Days War before him, turned around and looked around the room, frowned and said: "Strange, where is Marta? Why is she missing? She's not Are you as good as a stone sitting here every day?"

When Di Shitian heard this, he also touched his chin in surprise: "Speaking of which, I didn't see her during the meeting. It's strange. Her gossipy personality would also be absent."

Hearing this, Kenshin Uesugi, who was standing next to him, said unusually calmly: "Senior Marta seems to have disappeared since three hours ago. He probably wrote some dirty information about some people and got into trouble and hid, right?"

"...Huh? Didn't you tell her to calm down recently?"

Emperor Shitian's face darkened, and after thinking about his previous instructions to Mata, he immediately sighed, looked at Sun Wukong and said:

"Hey, monkey, what are you doing with Marta?"

"Of course I'm asking what that 'internal investigation' is for!"

Sun Wukong saw the plantains on the tea table in the office. He quickly picked one, peeled it, took a bite, and said unclearly:

"Don't ask me why I don't know. I still don't know what Douzhan Buddha does in Buddhism!"

Uesugi Kenshin's expression stiffened for a moment, and he said strangely: "...I remember, the Great Sage, you received a lot of Buddhist offerings, right?"

"Yes! Is there any problem with this?" Sun Wukong asked with a puzzled expression while shaking the banana peel.

Is this okay? You salary thief, you deserve to be caught by the Buddha! Ken Uesugi cursed inwardly, but on the surface he sighed and remained silent.

Seeing that Uesugi Kenshin had nothing to say, Sun Wukong did not ask further questions, but just asked vaguely:

"Speaking of which, don't your Heavenly Army specialize in dealing with troubles? Why don't I hire you to help me track it down?"

At this time, Shiva, who was flipping through the book, raised his eyes and looked at Sun Wukong: "Little monkey, I think it would be better for you not to hire the heavenly army for the internal investigation."

"How do you say that?" Sun Wukong picked up another banana and asked in surprise.

Shiva focused his attention on the book again and said calmly:

"Because the so-called internal investigation is an 'investigation' launched to prove that 'nothing happened'!"

"What the hell?" Sun Wukong chewed for a moment, then quickly finished his meal, then picked up the water bottle on the table, took a sip, and then said with a strange expression: "What's going on with this internal investigation?"

Shiva said nothing, obviously not wanting to say anything more.

Seeing this scene, Emperor Shakti sighed, and then explained Shiva's words:

"I knew it before I proposed the investigation of 'Galgi'. The final result of the meeting was most likely to be an 'internal investigation'. As a result, the facts turned out to be as I thought. Ha, Samantabhadra and Samantabhadra were standing behind him. That group of people are really capable, they just want to cover up such things.”

"I'm almost confusing you." Sun Wukong curled his lips and said carelessly: "So what is Puxian trying to cover up?"

Uesugi Kenshin sighed and explained: "He wanted to hide the fact that Gargi was born."

"Huh?" Sun Wukong was stunned for a moment, then said strangely: "Isn't this something everyone knows?"

"But did anyone mention it on a formal occasion? At the Land and Water Dharma Conference? In the Temple of Gods? Or at the Fire Cloud Cave Conference? Or the Peach Banquet?" Di Shitian asked in return.

Hearing this, Sun Wukong thought about it carefully and found that she had attended all these meetings, but it seemed that... no one mentioned it.

"No one said it, right?"

"That's right no one said it!"

Emperor Shitian stood up and walked to the window. He looked at the sun that had been hanging below the horizon and disappeared, but made the end of his field of vision appear in the day and night. He narrowed his eyes and said:

"If you want a son of God with a complete savior's spiritual personality to be born in the small garden, the required condition is the 'doomsday'. Only when the end is approaching, the savior will be born..."

"No one dares to say this, and no one dares to admit it, so naturally Kalji must not exist, especially because 'the laissez-faire of Buddhism led to the birth of Kalji', this is absolutely impossible Exposed."

"Even if everyone knows about it, they can only pretend it doesn't exist. Everyone also hopes that Buddha will pretend he doesn't exist."

"That's why there was this internal investigation."

Speaking of this, Emperor Shitian showed a mocking smile ""

"After all, the so-called internal investigation is only called an internal investigation if nothing can be found out! If you let a person investigate his own problems, of course nothing will be found out."

After hearing Emperor Shitian speak so much in one breath, Sun Wukong kept nodding his head.

After the emperor finished speaking, she crossed her legs and said:

"Apparently, this is none of my business. Hey, it turns out that I just need to say that I didn't find anything, so you could have handed me over. You should have said this earlier. Why are you talking so much nonsense?"

Seeing Sun Wukong's heartless look, Emperor Shitian twitched the corner of his mouth and said with a darkened face:

"You can actually investigate and find out something!"

"I won't do it!" Sun Wukong rolled his eyes: "If you let me do something that is obviously offensive to others, isn't that just a trick on me?"

Hearing this, Emperor Shitian's face turned a little green: "Why do you think the Buddha appointed you to investigate? Isn't it because he wants you to 'find out something'?"

"Hey! Is that bald donkey really tricking me?" Sun Wukong was unhappy when he heard this: "Why is he so insidious?"

Emperor Shitian was speechless. Looking at the monkey in front of him who had learned bad things after all, he sighed:

"The monkey who dared to challenge the sky has become smooth after all."

After the emperor finished speaking, he sighed and said:

"Since you don't want to do it, then you can only find someone who can do it?"

When Sun Wukong saw this, he laughed and said: "You old boy, I have known that you have this trick for a long time. Come on, let's compare our names and see if we are thinking of the same person?"

"Is it Su Jin?"

Hearing this, Emperor Shitian narrowed his eyes, a funny smile appeared on his face, and then his face changed instantly:

"I'm sorry, you're overthinking that. He's my son-in-law. How could I trick him just because the Buddha arranged a job for you? This is obviously impossible."

Sun Wukong was stunned for a moment, with a somewhat surprised expression.

However, before Sun Wukong could speak, Emperor Shitian said seriously:

"Unless you add more money!"

"…Grass!"

Chapter 1379 Meeting

After reaching the deal, Sun Wukong cursed and left. Before leaving, he took away the fruit plate with him, leaving not a single piece of fruit for Shakti. Emperor Shitian didn't care when he saw this. Anyway, he had tricked the monkey and took some fruits and other things away. The landlord didn't care about this.

Seeing Shaktigna sitting on the office chair with his feet leaning on the table and a proud look on his face, Shiva said casually:

"Where are you having fun?"

"Do you think that what you get from the monkey now will stay in your own hands in the end? Don't you have to pay it to that evil-hearted brat in the end?"

Upon hearing this, the smile on Di Shitian's face suddenly froze, and even began to disappear little by little.

"Tsk!" Di Shitian clicked his tongue and said angrily: "Yeah, you can't even make me happy, but why are you bringing up that boy Su Jin?"

"Because you look so happy that you deserve a beating." Shiva replied lightly, and then said calmly: "Speaking of which, are you sure that Su Jin will dig up Gargi's affairs and expose them to the public? He is not The kind of 'righteous person' who knows he will offend others but still does it."

"Of course I have my own intelligence channels."

Emperor Shitian was also aware of Su Jin's 'cautious' character, and his confidence was actually not very high:

"That kid likes to hide so much, no matter what it is, he likes to hide it and not say anything. Unless you really make him anxious, otherwise that guy will probably climb to a height that you think is completely impossible without being exposed at all. ”

"I actually think this character is quite good. After all, only when you are alive can you have a future. But this kind of character is not suitable for the Heavenly Army."

Hearing this, Uesugi Kenshin looked at Emperor Shakten with some surprise.

Shiva also raised his eyebrows slightly with a surprised expression:

"Do you really want him to take the position of commander-in-chief of the Heavenly Army?"

Seeing the two of them acting like that, Emperor Shitian was a little surprised: "...You don't think that I want to use that guy Su Jin as a backstop for a while, and then come back to power? Isn't that right? I look like I have that kind of power. Someone with a lot of desires?”

"..." Shiva was silent for a moment, then turned to Uesugi Kenshin and said, "Tell Shezhi that this guy's brain may really be broken after he cuts off the roots of right and wrong."

"Oh." Uesugi Kenshin nodded innocently, then took out the contact gift and prepared to inform.

"That's enough for you!"

Di Shitian looked at the two of them speechlessly, pinched his eyebrows, sat up straight again, crossed his hands, placed them flat on the table and said:

"It's not like you don't know the current situation. Those guys from Ouroboros have figured out my style a long time ago. Almost any strategy I come up with to deal with them can be countered by them."

"The last time I succeeded in tricking them, I relied on the troublemaker to attract firepower. It was the best I could do. It's basically impossible to do it again."

"So, you want the Heavenly Army to change your brain?" Shiva chuckled, and then said in a teasing tone: "Are you choosing a son-in-law who is 'very similar to yourself'?"

"How does that kid look like me?" Emperor Shitian rolled his eyes and protested seriously: "Am I as stubborn as him?"

Hearing this, both Shiva and Uesugi Kenshin looked at Shakten speechlessly.

Emperor Shitian's expression suddenly became a little uneasy, and cold sweat broke out on his face.

He patted the table again, and then said:

"Even if that kid knows the way forward and retreat as well as I do, does he have such a brilliant record as me?"

"The Dawn War, the Star God War, the Seven Days War, the Battle of Kali Yoga, the Dystopian Demon King's Crusade, the Evil Dragon's Crusade, I can't even finish my achievements in three hundred years. What about this kid?"

"He just defeated Zeus and he hid it? What are you hiding? A real man should put his head off his waistband, don't be afraid, just do it!"

Shiva took out a cotton swab and took out his ears. Uesugi Kenshin looked at his nose and heart, obviously he didn't take Emperor Shi seriously either.

What's going on with Su Jin, and what's going on with Emperor Shakti?

A human race who 'slowly' climbed up from seven-digit numbers, and Emperor Shakti, a born god and Buddha who was born with a three-digit number and stood at the top of the gods. What are the basic conditions for the two of them? What growth time? Just like this, it's still better than the record?

Emperor Shitian also benefited from Su Jin's youth.

Why didn't he say that it only took Su Jin 'one year' to get promoted to four figures?

If it were Shakti, what would he be doing this year?

Take a look at the diary of Emperor Shakti.

January 12th, Aunt Zeus, this butt is so moist.

On January 13th, Samantabhadra was reincarnated as the seventh mother. Her legs were really slippery, just like the skin of a dolphin.

On January 14th, I played with the Elephant Owner in the swimming pool. It was really exciting to play with this nose.

January 15th, Emperor Shakti, Emperor Shakti, you can no longer degenerate, Shezhi is almost ignoring you, you have to regain your reputation as an emperor.

On January 16th, the little white fox raised by Poseidon tasted really good, especially the one who pretended to be unhappy but still cooperated. Tsk, tsk, tsk, Poseidon found a treasure.

Shiva has no shame to read this kind of diary. Marta, who used to be willing to report it publicly, has now ignored it for hundreds of years. Uesugi Kenshin even felt that it was visually polluted, but he still had the nerve to say it.