Chapter 732

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Heaven, the Pure Land of the West.

On the top of the vast Lingshan Mountain, in the Golden Tripod Buddha Hall.

Arhats performed martial arts on the steps, Bodhisattvas sat cross-legged on the lotuses on both sides and chanted scriptures, and Buddhas sat or lay cross-legged around the huge golden lotus in the center, meditating.

Suddenly, on the lotus in the center.

Bathed in golden light, the big Buddha with a blurred face slowly opened his eyes.

Not long after, a half-sighing, half-laughing compassionate voice sounded:

"This rascal, so scoundrel."

Chapter 986 Remember, remember

Hearing the voice coming from the central lotus seat, Buddhas and Bodhisattvas slowly opened their eyes and looked at the last seat of the Buddhas at the same time.

There, a blonde woman wearing a leopard print skirt, with a tiger-skin cotton jacket covering her thighs under the skirt, covering all the spring light, immediately caught their eyes.

At this time, Manjusri Bodhisattva, who was closest to the blonde woman, quickly took out a branch, poked her arm, and said anxiously:

"Victory Buddha, Victory Buddha, get up, the Buddha and everyone are watching you."

"Ah, what? Have you finished the Dharma Assembly?"

The blonde woman with waist-length hair climbed up from the lotus seat, wiped the saliva from the corners of her mouth, opened her sleepy golden eyes, and yawned:

"The Buddha's scriptures are so good, so vivid and incisive, I almost fell asleep!"

Are you almost falling asleep? You are clearly sleeping there... A lot of Bodhisattvas and Arhats complained in their hearts.

At this time, the huge sitting Buddha in the center lowered his head and chuckled:

"You monkey, it's ok to be sleepy in the temple on weekdays, but now you come to my place, you are really a fool."

Hearing this, Sun Wukong, who was wiping his tears, curled his lips in disdain:

"If you hadn't notified me that I must be present at every Dharma Assembly, wouldn't I be uncomfortable sleeping at home?"

"You..."

The Buddha shook his head helplessly and sighed.

"You are still sighing, so I should sigh, okay?"

Sun Wukong muttered, then moved his neck, making a creaking sound, and asked:

"It's strange, why do I feel that there are still 3 days before the Dharma Assembly ends, are you planning to end it early this year?"

At this time, the big Buddha in the center suddenly said:

"If you want to end it early, then go ahead."

As he said this, he waved his hand, and Sun Wukong felt stars in his eyes, the sky was spinning, and he appeared in a temple hall.

"This is..." Sun Wukong rubbed his head and looked at the main hall, and said in surprise: "Isn't this the main hall outside for believers to worship?"

As soon as she finished speaking, a cry of surprise rang out.

"Who?"

Frightened by this voice, Sun Wukong was also stunned:

"Who? Who is there?"

She looked carefully.

Good!

It turned out to be a white-haired woman in Japanese clothes, holding the merit box of the main hall, standing on the offering table of the golden Buddha in the main hall, looking at herself in surprise.

Looking more carefully, Sun Wukong found that the merit box was actually held upside down, and on the offering table, there were scattered books with the smell of ink.

Seeing this, Sun Wukong couldn't help but say in astonishment:

"You are not Bai Ye..."

Before she finished her words, her mouth was covered:

"Shh!"

"Keep your voice down!"

Bai Yasha looked around and saw that there was no one around, then patted Sun Wukong on the shoulder and said:

"Hey, monkey, why are you here too?"

"What are you doing?"

Sun Wukong looked at her strangely, and then said:

"Why are you rummaging through that broken box? Stealing money?"

"How could that be? Am I that kind of person?"

Bai Yasha stomped his feet repeatedly as if his tail was stepped on:

"I just want to help that bald donkey see if there is any dirty stuff stuffed in it!"

The expression on Sun Wukong's face seemed to say: 'I don't believe you.'

Who dares to throw dirty things in the merit box for the Buddha? Do you want to die?

This time, Bai Yaksha asked in confusion:

"But then again, why are there so many tattered books in this box?"

"You are ignorant. Those are handwritten scriptures by Bodhisattvas, Arhats and Monks."

Sun Wukong rolled his eyes and said:

"Also, the Buddha's merit box does not charge money, but this bastard actually used the merit box to collect homework!"

Speaking of this, Sun Wukong almost couldn't help cursing.

Every year when she comes to worship this shabby place, she has to hand in homework, and then be tested by that bald donkey. This is a tough time for her, a poor student.

Damn, regular homework is too painful!

However, what Sun Wukong didn't expect was that Bai Yaksha's eyes lit up when she heard her words, and she quickly took out a sack and collected all the scattered books:

"Handwritten scriptures by Arhats, aren't these things very valuable?"

I...Sun Wukong looked at Bai Yaksha with a distorted face.

She finally understood why Bai Yaksha was so serious and responsible in Qianyan.

Good man, this guy is also a born capitalist!

After collecting the scriptures, Bai Yasha put away the sack and said to Sun Wukong with a little surprise:

"By the way, Monkey, how did you get here? Why didn't I notice you just now?"

"Yes..."

Sun Wukong was about to say something, but suddenly he understood something.

That bald donkey, didn't he want her to stop Bai Yasha?

So he let her go early?

In this case, how could she not accept this kindness?

Thinking of this, the smile on Sun Wukong's face gradually twisted.

Bai Yaksha was shocked when he saw this: "What are you doing? You are smiling so ugly?"

"Nothing, this matter is not important." Sun Wukong waved his hand, and then said: "On the contrary, what are you doing here in the Great Hall? Is it to steal things?"

When Bai Yaksha heard this, he rolled his eyes and said, "It's so funny. Do rich people like us still need to steal things?"

"I just saw you stealing..."

Before Sun Wukong finished speaking, Bai Yaksha covered his mouth again:

"Low down and low down!"

Bai Yaksha looked around and then said:

"Aren't we worried that the merit box will be too full to contain the treasures we gave to Buddha?"

"You guys can still give gifts?" Sun Wukong's eyes widened: "The last time you visited me, you uprooted 100 peach trees in my Huaguo Mountain!"

"Isn't it just 100 trees? I'll compensate you!"

Bai Yaksha said as he took out the sack with a look of disgust on his face, took out a scripture and stuffed it into Sun Wukong's hand:

"Don't think it's too much. 100 peach trees can be exchanged for a Bodhisattva handwritten scripture. You will make a lot of money!"

Sun Wukong's face suddenly twisted:

"You him..."

Bai Yaksha immediately glared at her: "You have become a Buddha, why are you still talking dirty words?"

Sun Wukong's face darkened, then he shook the technology in his hand and said:

"This was fucking written by Arhat Fuhu, not a Bodhisattva!"

"..." Bai Yaksha was silent for a moment, and then suddenly said seriously: "It's not important!"

As she spoke, she put the merit box into her gift card, and then took out a green plastic bucket with two black rollers underneath.

She just carelessly pushed the bucket to where the merit box originally was, then clapped her hands and said:

"Okay, now that the gift has been given, that bald donkey will definitely like this thing very much."

Sun Wukong fell into silence.

She looked at the green plastic bucket, and she always felt that it was so similar to the buckets she saw on various meditation streets in the East District when she came to earth a year ago.

It seems that the only difference is that the barrels he sees now are cleaner than those barrels seen on the roadside, right?

At least there's no trash in there...

Bai Yaksha stretched his body and said, "Okay, the work is done, how about we go have a drink now?"

"Let me tell you, in the bar on the lower floor, pets are not charged."

Sun Wukong: "???"

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Inside the Daleiyin Temple.

A huge lotus seat on top of the stairs.

Avalokitesvara Bodhisattva holding a jade purification bottle looked at the image reflected in the sky and couldn't help but turn his head and look at the person at the head:

"Buddha, is it really okay to let them go like this?"

"No problem."

The golden Buddha smiled and said:

"This is just a trivial matter, don't worry about it, but this matter must not happen again. Have you ever remembered it?"

Many Buddhas, Bodhisattvas and Arhats looked at the vajra in the hands of the golden Buddha, which was slowly exposed outside the sleeves. They looked at the small toy that can make people's heads spin at the sight. They nodded 'seriously' and recited the Buddha's name:

"Amitabha!"

The Buddha smiled while holding the flower, put away the vajra, and showed a teachable expression.

Chapter 988 Problem Child

[1028] Outer door, the Purple Qiong Flower Bar in the Flower City.

The female bartender in a tuxedo poured the prepared cocktail into a wine glass with gorgeous movements and placed it on the bar counter.

"Is this your first time here, brother?" the bartender with the wine set said with a smile.

"Hmm~" Su Jin responded while picking up the wine glass.

Seeing this, the bartender was not surprised. He just thought that the man in front of him was a newcomer who came to the bar for the first time.

"Then as an official member of the bar, I would like to give you some advice."