201, Chapter 201 (1/2)

Actually, Yiqi's configuration...if he hadn't died, he would have been the protagonist.

Yuan Yuanyuan sat on the doorstep and looked up at the sky, looking at a monster textbook in her hand.

The latest revised edition, with a beautiful cover.

The original leaves had gold lines, but this time, not only gold lines, but also a lot of beautiful silver lines. When it was taken out suddenly, it looked like a book of elves.

Yuan Yuanyuan touched the book in her hand and thought to herself, how many books has Yiqi written...I always feel that he is more of a writer than a general. He has devoted his whole life to writing books. As the impersonator of Yiqi, shouldn't Yuan Yuanyuan memorize all the books Yiqi has written?

Just when Yuan Yuanyuan began to think about it, Xiaoying from next door came out with a haggard face, carrying a huge backpack. Yuan Yuanyuan's eyes lit up when she saw it, "Xiaoying! Don't go, I'll give you something."

"What is it?" Xiaoying said with a haggard face.

"Limited edition special figurine."

Yuan Yuanyuan excitedly took out a...strange chopstick from her pocket. Xiaoying, who was originally dead fish eyes, took a look, screamed and ran away.

"Why are you running away...I spent a whole night to make it yesterday." Yuan Yuanyuan was stunned for a while, and finally said inexplicably bitter.

She looked at the q_q chopstick in her palm, poked its crooked eye, and it was pulled open by its little arm, so she silently put it back in her pocket, and then went back to the room, ready to recite these textbooks.

She had only glanced at it before, because she thought these things were all in the Blood Jade Demon Jue, and they were upgraded versions, so she didn't need to look at them at all. However, at this time, she suddenly realized that it might be good to take a look, in case she accidentally made a mistake. After all, she didn't know the content of the book she wrote, so she couldn't tell it, right?

At night, Yuan Yuanyuan was looking at it and suddenly remembered that she hadn't visited her store for a few days. She didn't know if anything had happened, so she put the book down and prepared to go and see if the constant stream of outsiders had left.

Then Yuan Yuanyuan arrived at the door and looked into the house...

... There was no sign of leaving! Instead, it seemed that there were more!

Yuan Yuanyuan bit her nails with her hand, and suddenly thought that the urban management would not care about this matter... After all, she was a good citizen at present.

She thought for a long time at the door... and finally called the police silently.

It would probably take some time for the police to come, so Yuan Yuanyuan sat at the door and waited obediently. When the police came, she saw a few old acquaintances at a glance. The little monster leading the team was the little monster who was responsible for the refuge of humans with her last time. When she saw him, she greeted him excitedly, "It's you, come, help me get rid of the monsters in the house."

"Yuan, Lord Yuan." The little monster said, "What are you doing..."

Yuan Yuanyuan ignored him. There were so many monster girls, all of them looked like they were wearing gold and silver. They were probably rich ladies. Of course, those without money couldn't find her. She didn't want to drive them away by herself... What if she was hated by others?

So her family was cleared out after an hour... Yuan Yuanyuan looked at the security team holding a bunch of strange plants and planting them around the yard, silently pointing and asking, "What are you doing?"

"There may be a lot of people disturbing you recently." The little monster said awkwardly, "Actually, if you live in the mountains, this won't happen, but if you insist on living here, then we can only take some protective measures."

As soon as he finished speaking, the plants planted in the yard suddenly soared into the sky... In Yuan Yuanyuan's dull eyes, they slowly began to dance wildly...

After more than ten minutes, almost all the security team members left, leaving the little monster alone. Yuan Yuanyuan forcibly pulled him away and insisted that he sit with her in the yard that looked like the Sleeping Beauty Palace...

Well, to put it simply, there are thorns all around that cover the sky and the sun. This thing looks particularly magical from the outside, just like a haunted house.

It was scary enough, and with this thing... Yuan Yuanyuan shook her head, thinking that she might not be able to continue this business. Maybe she could consider going up the mountain to see what the small house assigned to her looks like, and maybe move there to live, so that she can get more sunlight or something...

The little monster next to her was drinking tea and shivering for no reason. It was probably because he didn't understand what Yuan Yuanyuan was doing. In fact, Yuan Yuanyuan felt unhappy about the yard being messed up like this, so she dragged him here to scare him.

After watching the Monster Records yesterday, Yuan Yuanyuan could be quiet for two days again, but she always felt that someone might suddenly push the door in and ask her about something in the past. She didn't know anything, so she just said something nonsense... Anyway, being the boss behind the scenes is the only bad thing, you see Voldemort can still say something before he dies.

What about killing your own father? How to divide the soul into pieces? Where is each piece placed after it is divided... If it happened to her, it would be - "Ah, I killed my father...", "Ah, my soul was divided into several pieces...", and her confused face throughout the whole process is probably more serious than the protagonist. When the protagonist talks nonsense in the final battle, she might really listen to him motionlessly, because she really knows nothing.

Moreover, so many people have come to see her in the past few days, which actually gives Yuan Yuanyuan a sense of crisis. This sense of crisis is that the upper management basically knows her identity and address. It is probably easy to cause trouble, although now It might be a little harder to get in because it's sealed by so many weird things, but it's not impossible if you really want to get in.

The first big boss in history to reveal his address and the first protagonist in history to stab himself from time to time.

Can I have this comic?

Yuan Yuanyuan had been complaining furiously in her heart and teasing the little monster in front of her. It wasn't until her cell phone suddenly rang that she took it out and took a look. She saw it was Tang Shi, whom she hadn't seen for a long time. Tang Shi asked, "Boss! What's wrong with your house! Looking down from my house looks like a haunted house!"

"Ah...it's okay for now. By the way, don't you have to prepare for the exam? Why are you calling me at this time?" Yuan Yuanyuan asked.

"It doesn't matter to us..." Tang Shi said, "By the way, boss, are you in the store now? Can I go over and see you?"

"You can come if you want. Just tell me at the door and I'll let you in." Yuan Yuanyuan looked around the room. At this time, she still didn't know how to let people in. She probably would have to experiment a few times to figure it out. .

After a while, she heard the sound of someone approaching, so she walked over and took a look. She saw two people vaguely visible outside the layers of thorns... Before Yuan Yuanyuan could tell them not to touch the thorns outside, Then, I heard Tang Shi shouting outside, "Ah! Can this thing still sting someone?"

Yuan Yuanyuan looked dumbfounded and recited a magic spell according to what she was taught before leaving. Then the thorns around her gradually faded away. Tang Shi and Qiu Ling outside the door walked in with frightened expressions. Tang Shi asked, "Boss, what's going on at the door?" What is this thing?"

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"Thorns." Yuan Yuanyuan said. She didn't want to say more. She made two cups of tea for Tang Shi and Qiu Ling. The little monster behind her kept secretly looking outside. When she saw Yuan Yuanyuan coming back, she immediately Pretending not to read anything, Yuan Yuanyuan ignored him and sat in the room and continued reading comics.

Tang Shi and Qiu Ling were very tired during this period. This was the first time they came to Yuan Yuanyuan's house recently, so they ate, drank, had fun, and chatted with each other. When they saw the other little monster in the room, the two of them had no reaction. However, Tang Shi saw the clothes on the little monster and said, "Huh? He's from the security team." Then he was speechless.

Yuan Yuanyuan was reading comics, listening to Tang poetry and chatting with Qiu Ling.

"Everyone is practicing sorcery recently, and it gives me a headache." Tang Shi said, "But I think that everyone is a little too excited. It is probably a family inheritance. If there is no family heirloom, there is no way to achieve success." Come to that."

"Is it a trick? Is it the one in your pamphlet?" Qiu Ling said, "It turns out that it is a specialized sorcery... Is it the trick that Tian Yuan uses?"

"Yes, do you want to see it?"

Qiu Ling, who usually had no interest in these things, became inexplicably excited at this time. She picked up the Tang poetry textbook and took a few photos, but she still couldn't read it, so Tang poetry was read to her.

Then Tang Shi picked up the book and read it slowly to Qiu Ling.

"Recently, the plots of Monster Records have become more and more weird." Tang Shi said, "What on earth is he practicing? It's definitely not a serious Taoist formula. I feel that Taoist formulas should be upright and upright. It looks like..."

"Pfft." Qiu Ling couldn't help but laugh.

"You, don't laugh." Tang Shi blushed a little, "I really feel that way, and that editor, who's his name is Yiqi... Hey, who is this person? Why do you call him a killer with the same wholesale name? It feels inexplicably pretentious.”

Qiu Ling shook his head, and Tang Shi said a few more words.

Yuan Yuanyuan was reading comics the whole time.

The little monster over there is drinking tea, one bowl after another.

"What kind of trick did Tian Yuan use?" Qiu Ling was very interested in this and kept asking. Tang Shi said: "It should be the trick step, but I don't know which trick it is. I'll look for it." Where are you looking for...Hey? Where is Guibu..."

She flipped through it for a long time but didn't find it. Yuan Yuanyuan, who was reading comics over there, suddenly heard a ghost-like voice.

"Chapter 1, Section 3, page 35, second natural paragraph, right next to the page with a particularly ugly human body painting."

…

Tang Shi was shocked by the voice, "I'll go! Boss, what's wrong with you, this voice of kidney deficiency?"

"No, nothing..." Yuan Yuanyuan buried her head under the comics again.

"Hey? Boss, did you actually use this set of books back then? How many years have this set of books been used?" Tang Shi said, "I used to think that this set of books was only used in the past few decades. "

"Ha..." Yuan Yuanyuan made a sound with unknown meaning.

"Boss, let me test you to see how much you still remember after so many years since you graduated." Tang Shi came over, "Let me ask you, where is the illusion?"

"Chapter three, only three pages." Yuan Yuanyuan said, "It just talks about five illusions. One is how to turn orange leaves into orange trees, how to turn grass into gold, and how to turn willow leaves into small leaves. The demon’s method…”

"Wow, boss, you really remember everything." Tang Shi said with a surprised look on his face, and even applauded twice in a decent manner. Yuan Yuanyuan said "ha" with unknown meaning and gave it to the little monster next to him. I poured a cup of tea and told him not to drink it if he couldn't drink it anymore.

The little monster shows signs of water poisoning.

“I don’t know what will happen if I sign up this year,” Tang Shi said. “My dad wants me to study at a nearby university because it’s safer.”

"Is there a university near us that monsters can attend?" Qiu Ling asked.

"Yes, it's the normal school. It has several majors." Tang Shi said, "But I don't want to go... I want to go somewhere else for a few years."

Yuan Yuanyuan looked at the two of them silently, and suddenly Tang Shi asked, "Hey, boss, our senior year of high school is about to leave on vacation... Let the classmates of our class come to have a party. I don't think we can see each other after graduation." arrive."

"Party?" Yuan Yuanyuan thought about her high school life and finally said, "Okay, you really should have a party before graduating from high school..."

"I, I actually want to bring them to your place to play." Tang Shi held it in for a long time before revealing his purpose, and said a little coyly, "Anyway, looking at the way your house looks now, it is no different from a haunted house. I think Give your classmates a surprise before graduation and take them to a different place.”

...Yuan Yuanyuan raised her head and looked around, feeling that she had been hit by a sword inexplicably.

Oh my god, it hurts.

"Pretend to be more handsome then." Tang Shi said. "Think about it, a monster takes his classmates to visit a haunted house before graduation. None of those classmates know that it is the monster's house, nor do they know that the handsome haunted house owner is the big monster... Isn't it very similar to the novel? Scenario?”

"...Yes." Yuan Yuanyuan spit out the tea leaves and chased the little monster next to her out. She thought it was better not to scare him, lest he pee after a while.

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She said to Tang Shi, "You can bring your classmates to play if you want... Say hello to me before you come, and I will definitely give your classmates an unforgettable experience."

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