Chapter 99 Uchiha Itachi: Strange, Where Is My Brother?

"Tsk...Although Naruto's funeral is a bit absurd..."

"But the old man must like this."

Asuma held a cigarette in his mouth, his eyes always on the stage.

Bang——

Yuhi Kurenai punched Asuma in the head, then hugged his shoulders and said indignantly.

"Hehe..."

"I think you like it!"

"Hehe! This idea was probably proposed by Jiraiya."

"What does it have to do with Naruto?"

"If you like it, just keep watching!"

Yuhi Kurenai snorted coldly and turned to leave. Asuma saw this, cold sweat ran down his forehead.

"Kure... Wait, listen to my explanation!"

"It's not what you think!"

The effect of the first Hokage Grave Singing and Dancing Competition was much better than Naruto imagined. Men really liked it.

However...

This also caused a lot of trouble for many married people and couples.

It is worth mentioning that none of the older generation of ninjas came. They were all from the same class as Kakashi or acquaintances.

He didn't dare to invite several clan leaders...

He was afraid of being kicked out.

After all, such a thing happened at the grave of the Third Hokage...

What if their younger generations followed suit after they died?

Everyone's head hurt just thinking about it.

After they heard that Jiraiya was going to have a disco at the grave of the Third Hokage, they strictly prohibited their younger generations from participating.

However, many people still went.

Just kidding, there are beauties to see and food to eat, so why not go?

"The first Hokage Grave Dance Contest starts now!"

Uzumaki Naruko stood on the stage and announced loudly, and the beauties on the stage immediately stood up.

Uzumaki Qiao Feng, wearing headphones, stood on the DJ stand, shaking his body, shaking his head, and playing the disc.

"Radisson and Bricks!"

"I am the DJ of this show - Uzumaki Qiao Feng!"

"Move along with me to the music, okay!!"

With the shout of Uzumaki Qiao Feng, the music also sounded at this moment.

But still can't accept this gap~

Our love is like a falling meteor~

The singing sounded, and the untrained singing girls and dancers were like a group of demons dancing wildly.

The Konoha ninja sitting at the banquet couldn't help but sway with the rhythm.

Behind the noisy stage, there were many performers in strange costumes waiting.

Among them were two members of the Akatsuki organization in red clouds and black robes...

"I said, what are you wearing?"

"Black robes, bamboo hats, nail polish?"

"Hurry up and change this!"

Uchiha Itachi:......

Kisame:......

Kojiro threw two sets of bunny girl costumes to the two.

Uchiha Itachi and Kisame held the cloth in their hands and were silent for a long time.

"Itachi...Mr. Itachi."

"I feel something is wrong..."

Kisame looked at the women's clothes in his hand, listened to the music outside, and felt something was wrong.

Hearing this, Uchiha Itachi was silent again.

To be honest, he felt a little subtle.

After all, not only did his undercover boss in Konoha die, but the style of Konoha has become extremely strange.

Anyway, he would never wear this thing.

What if Sasuke sees him?

"Let's go."

Itachi ignored the little Jiro, because he was afraid that he could not help but stab him to death with a kunai.

The two lowered their hats, pushed through the crowd, and walked towards the stage.

At this time, a yellow-haired man was squatting on the ground and laughing with two white-haired men.

He didn't know that Hinata was standing behind him.

"There are so many ways, which one do you like among so many?"

"Me?"

Facing the master's question, Naruto thought for a moment, and then said.

"If I'm thirty years old, I'll go on stage and dance with them."

"If I'm twenty years old, I'll choose to go off stage and dance with them..."

"What if you're thirteen years old?"

Before Naruto finished speaking, Hinata's voice suddenly rang in his ears, and several men at the scene shrank their necks.

Jiraiya and Kakashi turned their heads to look at Hinata, their eyes full of gloating.

Good, good!

Let's fight!

No one has ever seen the opportunity for the yellow-haired little Deng to be defeated!

Naruto still didn't look back, and he didn't look panicked at all.

It really looked a bit like...

The mountain collapsed in front of him, but he remained calm.

However...

At this time, Naruto was shouting at the big fox in his heart.

"Damn, dick, dick!"

"Big fox, come out quickly!"

"Blow up the whole Konoha!"

"This world shouldn't exist!!"

The nine-tailed fox frowned when he saw the intense plot, and was very unhappy that his interest was suddenly disturbed.

"No time!"

"If you want to blow it up, do it yourself."

Hearing the big fox reject him, Naruto felt that the whole world was dark.

His wife was standing behind him, and his pores were now bursting.

It was conceivable that if he didn't give a reasonable explanation, he would die miserably.

Naruto took a few deep breaths, and his brain was working frantically.

After 0.03 seconds, he made a decision.

He smiled, turned his head and took Hinata's hand, and said affectionately.

"If I were thirteen, of course I would only choose to be with Hinata-chan."

"I will marry Hinata-chan in the future."

"Get...married?"

When Hinata heard Naruto say the last words, her face turned red and her brain stopped thinking for an instant.

So shameful!

How could Naruto-kun say such things in front of so many people!

besides.....

Lord Jiraiya is considered Naruto-kun's master...

Does that count as meeting her parents?

Hinata was in a daze and could only let Naruto take her away.

While Naruto took his wife away, he kept blaming her.

"Hinata-chan, let me tell you, neither of the two white hairs over there are good."

"What I didn't want to see just now was because they dragged me here."

"What else can you say about letting me see the world of adults?"

...

Jiraiya and Kakashi looked at Naruto's figure with mixed feelings in their hearts.

Rough!

Why is there nothing wrong with this kid? !

besides.....

It was obviously your kid's idea, and it was Kakashi-sensei's and Jiraiya's-sensei's in front.

Now if something goes wrong, you start calling Baimao? ?

Why are you so imbecile at such a young age? !

The two white-haired men looked at each other and were silent for a while before Jiraiya suddenly spoke up.

"This kid..."

"Has it always been like this?"

Kakashi sighed deeply.

"yes."

"I shouldn't have gone to the bookstore that afternoon six years ago..."

Kakashi started to complain to Jiraiya as he spoke.

As one of the people closest to Xiao Huangmao, Jiraiya instantly felt the same.

Really, he was beginning to regret it now.

He shouldn't have returned to the village in the first place.

Sasuke ignored the two of them. After seeing Naruto leave, he was also ready to leave here and go back to continue training.

As soon as he took a step, Sasuke caught a glimpse of two members of the Akatsuki organization in the dance of demons.

He also happened to catch a glimpse of the side face of one of them...

At this time, Uchiha Itachi was looking towards the audience, wanting to see if he could find his younger brother.

But after looking for a few minutes, I didn't see my little brother with a hedgehog head and a blue and white dress.

strangeness......

Did Sasuke not come?

Itachi was very upset when he couldn't find his brother.

Coupled with the loud music in his ears and the trembling Kisame beside him, it was even more annoying.

"Kisame!"

"Can you stop shaking!"