Chapter 509

"It's difficult! Just make do with it. Now we need creativity! Make a skit for workers!"

With the densely packed program list.

Seeing colleagues working actively, the planner in charge of the military display was living a life worse than death. Other people's projects, the general manager of the Spring Festival Gala, just passed.

He, "It's almost there." "Think about it again!" "This taste is wrong!" "Is it festive? Take a look!"

"Hehehe——"

The planner who went crazy alone, "Why not just blow up other countries, and don't have to consider the military shock!"

The gradually crazy planner was accompanied by the smooth progress of the Tencent Gala.

"Boss, this is the program list!"

In the Tencent office, Du Xi handed the paper to the boss.

Song Jiang looked down and saw 23 projects on the clean paper.

Each project is expected to take from three to ten minutes.

If there is no mistake, the duration of this annual meeting should be about two and a half hours.

"Notice, three days later, the annual meeting on the 22nd!"

"Online live broadcast at the same time!"

"Yes!"

On the same day.

In various cities in China, 7.83 million people who follow Tengsheng’s official blog have seen the latest announcement.

[Welcome the New Year! Carnival Annual Party!

Tengsheng will hold a wonderful annual meeting at the turn of the year! Welcome all audiences to watch, and there will be many surprise small activities at the annual meeting!

Let us look forward to this!

Tengsheng Grand Meeting! !

Let us meet on December 22nd! ! 9 o'clock in the morning! ! ]

"Tengsheng Grand Meeting?"

The college student who was browsing his phone in the dormitory was brightened.

"Then you must go and watch it!!"

"Fuck! Tencent's annual meeting is live online!"

"By the way, does Tencent give out year-end bonuses? How much? Is there any news?"

"Our company's annual meeting is speechless! We held a lottery, but there were more tickets than prizes! Many people entered the lottery, but didn't get any!"

"I don't even watch these fancy things, it's better to give out money!"

"People are unpredictable, dancing, and giving out money!"

"Shut up!"

As netizens talked about it, everyone silently remembered the 22nd.

And three days passed in the blink of an eye.

Shen Xingyu, who didn't spend any money to get on the hot search, watched the Tencent annual meeting that climbed to the bottom of the list with natural traffic.

I couldn't help but laugh.

However, compared with the expectations of netizens, Tencent's internal staff.

"Is it really okay if there is no rehearsal? What if there is trouble? Netizens are watching anyway!"

"Mr. Song said you can watch it if you want, but if you don't like it, you can get red envelopes!"

"Okay! I don't like it either!"

8:56 in the morning.

The wide square, the circular stage has been set up.

Backstage, countless performers are huddled together nervously.

"Fuck! We have never performed before! Dude! Don't shake!!"

"I'm not shaking, you're shaking!"

"Oh my god! I'm scared, luckily I'm not the first one to go on stage!"

At this time, the performer holding the number one took a deep breath.

At the same time, the time jumped to 9 o'clock.

The red lights of the cameras distributed around the stage instantly lit up and were remotely connected to the live broadcast room! Millions of netizens rushed in instantly!

"It's time to start!"

"Let me see the annual meeting of my future company!"

"What is the standard for Tengsheng's year-end bonus??"

"I want to see Mr. Song's performance!!"

"Mr. Song! If you don't go on stage, who will?!"

Song Jiang, who was sitting firmly in the chair under the stage after being called for many times, looked expectant. The director swept the audience tacitly, and the sharp-eyed netizens screamed immediately!

"Performance clothes, this is definitely a performance clothes!! Mr. Song!"

"It's OK, I've made my money back! I can wait till the end just to ask Mr. Song to perform!!"

Accompanied by the lively netizens, the male and female hosts in exquisite dresses and suits came forward, "Welcome everyone to watch this year's Tencent Spring Festival Gala!"

"Oh~ How come I didn't know that Tencent has contracted the Spring Festival Gala!" The male host in a dress joked, and the female host in a suit said proudly: "Mr. Song will give 1 billion to the Spring Festival Gala, and the Spring Festival Gala will be renamed Tencent!"

The beginning is a direct hit, the camera swept over Song Jiang with his pupils shaking, and he immediately raised his hand: "Mother Chun! I surrender! No! I watch it every year - I have no excuse! Everyone, this is not the performance effect!!"

Accompanied by Song Jiang with a shocked face, netizens laughed.

At this time, Song Jiang had no idea of ​​the consequences of not rehearsing - the galloping colt has just begun!

"Let's have love! The first contestant!"

"I heard he's a rapper?"

"Is he the kind of rapper with dreadlocks and double pressure?"

"I don't know, let's see!"

The stage lights were four colors, the red curtain closed, the host was hidden in the backstage, and the next one to come on stage.

"I'm a rapper!"

The loud voice hit everyone's eardrums, and the young man in a plaid shirt and sparse hair waved his hand, and the passionate music sounded instantly!

"Tonight, tonight, reunion - let's spend this year well more than anything else!!"

Double pressure!

"Rat, ox, tiger, rabbit! Dragon, snake, horse, sheep!"

"Monkey, rooster, dog, pig!"

"You are right about the twelve zodiac signs -"

"The boss said the tiger went east! This year is the year of the ox, we are down-to-earth and capable!"

"The boss said the sheep yang is rising! This year is the year of the horse, we serve customers!"

"The boss is wrong!"

"What zodiac sign did you say I am! Why is it ox, horse, ox, horse, and horse every year!"

The young man shook his head, and the whole audience was breathing hard. Netizens shouted even more!

"Brother, you are so brave!!"

"No! Open it in front of me!!"

"Tengsheng shouldn't do that!!"

"Ox and horse are confirmed! Hello everyone, every year is the year of the ox and the horse!!"

"Xiao Guan, how could you forget! You are a rat, make me prosperous!"

With a tone of old-fashionedness, everyone quickly understood the role switch.

The young man on the stage suddenly realized!

Accompanied by the sudden increase in drum beats!

"Boss, do you think I am prosperous!!"

"Do you think I am prosperous!!"

"Woof!"

The moment a dog-like and human-like voice burst out, countless people behind the screen felt numb on their scalps and goose bumps on their arms instantly appeared.

"Boss, do you think I am prosperous!!"

"Do you think I am prosperous--"

The climax of the cycle was accompanied by repeated drum beats!

"Xiao Guan, of course you bring prosperity to me!"

"For our company, it's a good year when the tiger leaves the east!"

The music stopped, and there was silence on and off the stage.

The young man took a deep breath and bowed.

"As the first one to go on stage, I am very grateful to everyone for listening to this original song "Prosperity or Not"."

"This song pays tribute to my former company."

The young man held the microphone tightly and looked at Song Jiang in the audience. "This year, I will not celebrate the Year of the Ox or the Year of the Horse. This year, I will celebrate the Year of the Snake!!"

One second.

Two seconds.

Three seconds.

"Pa pa pa pa——"

"Pa pa pa pa pa pa——"

The surging applause rang out, and Song Jiang, who was the first to applaud, smiled.

Netizens called it awesome!

"Brother, I've got you all this back!"

"You're just putting it down first and then praising me!"

"Can anyone tell me what company this guy worked for before? I need to avoid him!"

"That's awesome! He wrote a song to diss his former company! Brother, if I had your talent! I'd rather be a star than a part-time worker!"

"Can you write this song without working?"

"I burst into tears while laughing! My boss really hires people based on their zodiac signs!"

"I want to celebrate the Year of the Snake, too!"

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