Chapter 344 Nowhere to Escape

Let alone the minor issue that Draco, who had already changed his teeth, was deprived of the right to eat popcorn for no reason, the movie was still going on.

"Oh, I have to say that Professor Lockhart's influence is really not small..."

"Yeah, the movie is still playing, and there is a long queue in front of the snack vendors."

Harry and Ron, who came back from buying Coke, walked to their seats while complaining. Before they sat down, they heard the background music of the movie getting excited.

When the two looked up, they saw the scene of them driving a flying car into the air.

Harry: "..."

Ron: "..."

"How about we go out and get some fresh air?"

Ron turned his head and looked at Harry and blinked.

"...Forget it, whatever."

Harry sighed and decided to give up struggling:

"Watch the movie well. If the Ministry of Magic really wants to catch us, we can't run away. Anyway, this is indeed what we did."

"...You are right."

Ron also sighed.

Then the two who were playing badly returned to their seats and drank a sip of Coke.

Not to mention, since the decision to play badly, the whole person's mental state has improved a lot.

Putting aside the possible risk of imprisonment, the next clip of the two driving the flying car all the way to Hogwarts can be said to be full of jokes. It can be said that two people who can't drive can arrive at Hogwarts alive all the way. It can be said that they are lucky.

Even from the perspective of a third party, Harry and Ron couldn't help but sigh that they really didn't want to experience it again.

In the end, after being beaten by the Whomping Willow, the car that threw Harry and Ron out and ran away made the Hogwarts students who graduated in the past two years call it an Easter egg.

"So that's how the car that can run by itself in the Forbidden Forest came from!"

"Can't even beat a Whomping Willow? These two people can't do it either."

"They were only in the second year at that time, right? And Hogwarts was like this at that time, and few graduates could fight."

Several graduates in the past two years whispered to each other, which made the wizards on the side feel a little dissatisfied and wanted to stand up and argue with each other immediately.

But think about the reports about Hogwarts during this period. The actual combat strength of the graduates after the reform can even team up to solve the dragon...

The wizard was furious and adjusted his sitting posture and sat back.

The plot of the movie is still going on. Harry and Ron, who were late and caused a big disaster, were almost expelled from Hogwarts. Fortunately, Professor Dumbledore and Professor McGonagall saved them in the end.

Then...

"Oh! No, no! Don't! Oh Merlin... I... I'm going to the toilet..."

Ron looked at the owl flying into the hall with the Howler letter in its mouth, his face turned green, and his expression was exactly the same as his in the movie.

"Ron, even if you are not here, it will not change the fact that everyone will see this past."

Harry tried very hard not to laugh and reached out to keep Ron.

"Then at least I don't have to go through it again..."

However, Ron was determined to leave. Seeing that he was about to open the Howler letter in the movie, he had no choice but to leave now.

So Harry could only recall this original re-enactment alone.

"Ronald Weasley! How dare you..."

"Classic~"

Adam clapped again and cast a spell on the sound of the screening room.

So Ron, who was standing outside the screening room drinking Coke, was hit in the face by the sound of the Howling Letter coming from behind him, which almost resonated with the entire cinema.

"Puff--"

Ron raised his slightly trembling hand and wiped his mouth, looking back at the door of the screening room behind him with a mask of pain:

"The volume of this Howling Letter...isn't it too realistic?"

After finally enduring the Howling Letter segment, Ron took a deep breath and pretended that he couldn't hear the Howling Letter outside and walked back to the screening room, but he regretted it as soon as he entered the door.

"Please allow me to introduce to you, your new Defense Against the Dark Arts professor...that's me, Gilderoy Lockhart."

The man on the screen introduced himself with one hand on his waist.

Looking at the wrinkled smiling face, Ron turned around and was about to walk out of the screening room.

"Hello, sir."

The man in security uniform who appeared behind him startled Ron and almost screamed.

Luckily, Ron raised his hand and suppressed his voice immediately, otherwise the clip of shouting the letter just now would attract everyone's attention and he would really be killed again.

After suppressing the scream on his lips, Ron looked at the security guard in front of him:

"What's wrong?"

"Hello, check the ticket stub."

"Ah? Oh..."

Looking at the hand extended by the security guard in front of him, Ron took out his ticket stub and handed it to the other party in confusion.

Pretending to check it, Adam returned the ticket stub to Ron and smiled:

"Confirmed, thank you for your cooperation. By the way, in order to prevent entering other screening rooms and disturbing other audiences, please do not leave the screening room without necessary needs."

"...Okay, I know."

Ron forced a smile, nodded, and then turned to his seat.

Adam smiled with satisfaction, reached out to close the door of the screening room, and then disappeared.

At this time, Lockhart on the screen had finished boasting and started handing out his little test papers. The little wizards who had unfortunately experienced this scene could not help but tap their toes.

Especially a certain witch.

Looking at herself on the screen looking at Lockhart with admiration, Hermione almost dug a screening room on the ground with her toes, and couldn't help pinching her philtrum to prevent herself from fainting on the spot.

Although she had tested her ability to withstand blows not long ago and it was still good - for example, Professor Snape would actually smile with relief or something - but now it was two completely different stimulations from before!

After experiencing the torture later and knowing Lockhart's true face, looking back at the past, it was full of black history!

With the rustling sound of everyone doing the questions, Hermione finally breathed a sigh of relief, but when she saw Professor Lockhart's praise for her and her reaction at the time, her hand that had just been put down was immediately raised up again, and she pinched her philtrum a few times!

No... I can't do it... If I keep watching here... I'm afraid I will really faint!

Hermione got up from her seat as if she was escaping, holding her stomach with one hand as if she had eaten something bad, and trotted all the way to the door.

"Hello, ma'am..."

The security guard appeared again, exchanged a few words with Hermione in a low voice, then turned aside to let Hermione go to the toilet, and then smiled at Hermione's back.

After escaping into the women's toilet, Hermione took a deep breath and exhaled it for a long time. Fortunately, the incense in the toilet was of high quality, but even if there was a little odor, Hermione felt that she could accept it now.

At least it was better than the past self who was obsessed with Lockhart, right?

In terms of disgust, Hermione felt that the latter was better... No, the latter was far better than the former!

But the next moment, Hermione's voice for help rang in her ears.

Hermione turned her head in disbelief and found that a signboard had appeared at the entrance of the toilet.

[Due to the recent popularity of the "The Boy Who Lived" series of movies, in order to avoid too many viewers who choose to go to the toilet after the movie because they don't want to miss any plots, causing accidents, the toilet will play the sound of the movie simultaneously. 】

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