Chapter 439: A Parody Is Not Nonsense, and an Adaptation Is Not a Random Creation

"Okay, this teleportation method isn't too difficult. I've also told you some basic things."

Lin Xuan flicked his sleeves and said, "If you have anything to say, please send it to us. Don't scream."

"Huh? I do have a lot of interesting things in my mind!"

The stone monkey was overjoyed, scratching his ears and cheeks and said, "Can you hear what I'm thinking?"

"Absolutely." Lin Xuan nodded: "You monkey do have some abilities, and you will be pretty good at learning this little skill."

"Hehe, this method is very simple and effective. I will understand it after listening to it once."

The stone monkey made a face: "You two monkeys look so weird. They scared me just now. I didn't expect that you are also capable monkeys."

"You are the monkey! No! You are the monkey..."

Huang Rong was a little unhappy: "Tell me clearly, why are we so weird?"

"You don't even have hair on your body, and you are wrapped in a layer of cloth. You are so ugly."

Stone Monkey tilted his head: "Hey, you don't even have a tail behind your butts. I'm laughing so hard!"

"You are a monkey, and it is natural for a monkey to have a tail."

Lin Xuan laughed and said: "But is there a possibility that we are humans, not monkeys, and if we grow a tail, we are freaks?"

Logically speaking, stone monkeys should be similar to silicon-based creatures such as stone men and gargoyles, and their entire bodies are made of stone.

But this monkey is relatively back to its original nature. In appearance, it is just taller than ordinary monkeys and its facial expressions are more expressive. It has not risen to the level of obviously not being a monkey.

Forget it, there are many outrageous things in the mythical plane, so there is no need to dwell on this.

"Huh? That's right! I didn't expect this just now."

Stone Monkey grinned: "Okay, I understand. In this way, you are quite miserable. I really can't blame you for looking like this."

Lin Xuan: "..."

"A monkey is a monkey. Even the Seven Fairies can only eat peaches."

Huang Rong snorted, took out the Ruyi Golden Cudgel and shook it: "Forget it this time, I won't argue with you. But I have a bad temper. If I say something rude again, I will smash the stick down when I get angry. "

"I'm not afraid..., huh? This, this stick..."

Stone Monkey stared at the Ruyi Golden Cudgel with doubt on his face: "I have seen this stick before."

"Nonsense!"

Huang Rong chuckled: "You just jumped out of the stone, how can you have the chance to see this stick?"

"When you say that, you must have never seen it before. But why do I look so familiar? It's weird, weird!"

Shihou hesitated for a moment, then said with a playful smile: "Auntie, I'm not sensible. I just said the wrong thing, so I'll apologize to you. Can you let me play with your stick?"

"Auntie, you are so big! You are a monkey who deserves a beating!"

Huang Rong was heartbroken after hearing this and glared at Shi Hou: "It's okay to give you this stick to play with, but you have to worship me as your teacher."

"Apprenticeship?"

The stone monkey was shocked: "I'm just toying with your stick, so I have to become your teacher?"

"If you don't want to, forget it."

Huang Rong waved her little hand and shrunk the golden cudgel to the size of chopsticks: "I'm not willing to accept a stupid monkey like you as my apprentice."

"Hey, we are discussing right now, don't be anxious!"

Stone Monkey was obviously a little out of sorts: "If I become your teacher, what can you teach me?"

"My master's cooking skills are unparalleled in the world. If you can learn the three basic skills, you will be a top-notch chef in the world."

Huang Rong showed her small white teeth and said, "Here, I've given you the opportunity. Do you want to learn?"

"Do, do...cook?"

Shi Hou was a little confused: "What do you mean by cooking...?"

"Just make things taste better."

Huang Rong pointed to the grass on one side: "Look there is a rabbit over there. The rabbit is very unpalatable when eaten raw, but after it is braised and spicy, it becomes very fragrant."

"Rabbit, rabbit...rabbit?"

The stone monkey looked at the rabbit and felt a little confused: "Well, I probably understand, but your stick is also used for cooking?"

"Of course, this stick is very heavy. It's very useful for rolling dough and pressing meat paste."

"Let me think about it."

The stone monkey squatted on the ground with a sad face, staring at the rabbit, not knowing what he was thinking.

"Okay, becoming a disciple is considered a big deal, so I'll think about it."

Huang Rong clapped her hands and looked at Lin Xuan with a smile: "Isn't this girl very witty?"

"Is this witty or abstract..."

Lin Xuan was speechless: "If nothing else, monkeys don't eat meat. Why do you teach it to make roast rabbit?"

"What you pay attention to is quite strange."

Huang Rong stuck out her tongue: "That's okay. I'm teaching him to be a cook, and I don't care whether he eats it or not. There's no rule that the cook has to eat his own food, right?"

"That's not the question... Why would you accept him as your apprentice if you are so good?"

"I thought about it and found that this time the opponent is more powerful. In order to maximize the combat power, I'd better give this golden cudgel to this monkey."

"But as the saying goes, 'The Dharma should not be taught lightly.' My Ruyi Golden Cudgel is an artifact of merit and virtue. It's not appropriate to give it to this monkey for free. It has to be related to something."

"You know that I'm not good at anything else, but my cooking skills are unparalleled in the world. Being this monkey's master should be more than enough and I can feel at ease."

Huang Rong said with a smile: "This monkey's previous master was a Buddhist monk, and this girl is considered a Taoist fairy. To sum up, we are even. Dad and Lao Huang will be very happy to see our Peach Blossom Island growing stronger. "

"It's not easy for your father and Lao Huang, let them live a peaceful life for a few years..."

Lin Xuan was speechless for a while: "Moreover, can the cause and effect of Buddhism and Taoism be equalized like this?"

"Why not? What did Jin Chanzi teach this monkey? A tightening curse?"

Huang Rong said dissatisfiedly: "I taught him how to cook. At least he has many skills and is not overwhelmed by his body."

"That being said, it does make some sense."

Lin Xuan pondered for a moment: "You gave away the Golden Cudgel, what will you do? Just rely on your half-empty innate Qiankun Gong and Xihua's most wonderful Qi?"

"Qing'er said that she would be fine if she had a sword, and gave me the Dinghai Pearl. No matter how weak my cultivation is, I can still activate this pearl."

"This thing is a high-grade spiritual treasure after all. As long as you don't meet the leader of the saint, you should still be able to beat it."

Huang Rong shrugged: "Besides, although I have recognized the owner of the Golden Cudgel, I don't have any corresponding skills. According to what you said last time, I made a special trip to learn the Beggar Clan's dog-beating stick technique. In fact, it's just like that. , Lao Huang shook his head when he saw it.

"Okay, now that you've made your plans, let's do what you said."

Lin Xuan nodded: "Ding Haizhu was given to you directly, but Qing'er is quite generous."

"Good sisters help each other. Don't worry, my plan is quite reliable."

Huang Rong turned her head and shouted crisply: "Little monkey, how are you thinking?"

"Well... although cooking sounds good, I don't really want to learn it."

Stone Monkey let out a sullen breath and asked for a price: "It's okay for me to become your teacher, but you have to teach me something useful. For example, immortality is quite real..."

"Immortality? What's so difficult about that?"

Huang Rong smiled and said: "Master only teaches cooking. If you want to live forever, I will show you something later. After you see it, you will be good at it. You don't need to bother Master at all."

"Is there such a thing? I haven't read the book, so don't try to trick me."

"Be honest. We are also famous people outside. It would be too embarrassing to lie to you, monkey."

Huang Rong held the golden cudgel like a pointer: "Besides, you are not a stupid monkey. Have more confidence in yourself."

"Of course I'm not stupid... Well, I'll believe you for once."

Stone Monkey hesitated for a long time, then pounced forward: "Master, please accept my obeisance!"

"That's right."

Huang Rong was very proud and stretched out her hand to tug Lin Xuan's sleeve: "Take the mirror and take a look at this monkey."

"Master, it saves you trouble..."

Lin Xuan nodded, took out the mirror from his sleeve and handed it to the stone monkey: "I don't know what the great sage's cultivation was in the past, but even if the heavens are unified, the great sage can turn 'others and myself' into his own destiny. Just do it.”

"Great Sage? This title is quite awe-inspiring, but I am not..."

Stone Monkey patted his chest with some embarrassment: "But don't worry, when I learn my skills, I will be called the Great Sage by the hundreds of millions of monsters in the mountains and seas."

"There's really no need to rush."

Lin Xuan smiled: "Let's take a look in this mirror first."

"Okay! Just look at what I look like."

The stone monkey's body trembled suddenly, and a golden light flashed in his eyes: "This, this mirror..."

boom!

Almost at the same time, deafening thunder came from the sky.

Silver lightning tore through the black clouds, dancing like a giant dragon.

The warm spring breeze blew by, and colorful flowers bloomed. Just like the midsummer sun sets, it turns into autumn withered everything.

Leaves fell one after another, flowers and plants withered, and were subsequently covered by falling snowflakes.

Over and over again, the scenery around the stone monkey changes rapidly, as if the world has changed in a blink of an eye.

"This, this, this... is really off the mark!"

Huang Rong was dumbfounded: "This monkey can make such a big noise just by looking in the mirror?"

"It is indeed a bit different from ordinary people, but this monkey is in a special situation, so it is not surprising if it makes any noise."

Lin Xuan smiled and said: "Think of something good. At least you have someone on Peach Blossom Island who can control the situation."

"I'm afraid that Peach Blossom Island will be destroyed..."

Huang Rong looked at the golden cudgel in her hand silently: "Little monkey... uh, Brother Monkey, are you, are you okay?"

"Shut up, don't call me little monkey!"

The stone monkey's eyes flashed like thunder, and he shouted: "I remember, I am the Monkey King, the Monkey King!"

"As soon as I think about it, I think about it, why are you making such a loud noise?"

Huang Rong snorted softly: "Why are you staring at me like this? Do you want to beat me up?"

"Hehe, you are quite a bit of a bitch! You just deceived me before, but now you dare to take advantage of me."

Sun Wukong bared his teeth and said: "Don't say that you have just a little bit of Xihua's wonderful energy. Even if the Queen Mother comes, I, grandson, will... Well, you are not the Queen Mother anyway."

"Okay, okay, don't worry, you monkey, you have to make your words clear. When did I lie to you?"

Huang Rong looked innocent: "I've been teaching you how to cook, but with my cooking skills, I can't be your master? If you don't agree, make a spicy rabbit head for me to show you."

"this……"

Sun Wukong was stunned for a moment: "Old Sun, I just eat the wind and drink the dew on weekdays. Why should I learn to cook?"

"Forget it, it seems like there's really no use for you to learn cooking."

Huang Rong hesitated for a moment and compromised: "How about we each discuss our own affairs, you call me Master and I call you Great Sage?"

"I'm laughing so hard, how can we all discuss things like this?"

"Hmph! Originally, I planned to pass this Ruyi Golden Cudgel to my disciple for making noodles. Since you don't want to join me, I'll give it to someone else."

Huang Rong tugged on Lin Xuan's sleeve: "Brother Lin, this monkey doesn't appreciate it. Let's go back."

"Hey, hey, wait a minute!"

Sun Wukong's cheek twitched: "I don't care about this stick. The main thing is that I just thought about it. There is nothing wrong with being able to cook. If you don't overwhelm yourself with many skills, you will always be useful."

"It would have been better if I had stopped earlier."

Huang Rong smiled and threw away the Ruyi Golden Cudgel: "Our Taohua family has always been independent, and we don't bother to pay attention to the secular etiquette, and we don't need to pay attention to trivial matters such as apprenticeship. In short, we are our own people from now on, so please take care of us. "

"Hehe, your temper is more appealing to me than that bald head."

Sun Wukong took the golden cudgel, then subconsciously reached out and touched his head, with a hint of joy in his eyes: "Now that the bird hoop is gone, the sea is wide enough for fish to leap, and the sky is high for birds to fly."

"The Great Sage must have gained something by looking at the heavens through my mirror, right?"

Lin Xuan asked: "Now we are fighting side by side and helping each other in the same boat. If the Great Sage has any questions, you can always ask them."

"Well, your mirror is really good. Not only did I remember those bad things in the past, but I also gained a lot from traveling around the world and learned a lot of things."

Sun Wukong waved his golden hoop and grinned: "By the way, there are many strange places in the heavens. What kind of mess is Fairy Zixia?"

"Fairy Zixia..."

Lin Xuan laughed and said, "Isn't it your Mrs. Yazhai?"

"Hmph! The joke is not nonsense, and the adaptation is not random fabrication. You humans are just making up your own nonsense, and you even arranged it for me, Old Sun."

Sun Wukong was a little angry: "Don't say that I, the old grandson, have never been close to women. Even if you want to find a Taoist companion, you have to find a female monkey. She is just a female fairy, how can I, the old grandson, like her?"

Huang Rong felt depressed for a while and puffed up her cheeks: "A monkey is a monkey..."

"Okay, what the Great Sage said makes sense."

Lin Xuan was also a little speechless: "Rong'er and I are in a special situation and cannot look at the world in the mirror and reflect the heavens. True Lord Erlang did look at this mirror a while ago. The Great Sage can talk to him someday."

"Erlang Zhenjun? Hehehehe!"

Sun Wukong laughed loudly: "My old Sun just met the interesting Little Thousand Worlds, and that guy turned into an arrogant and domineering little girl in it. But when he met my old Sun, that guy was so frightened that he couldn't speak. , Most of them were treated obediently by me, which really makes me laugh to death."

"Is there such a thing?"

Huang Rong's eyes showed a playful look: "Then what would you say when you meet Yang Jian? Brother, you smell so good?"

"..."

Sun Wukong shuddered and shook his head quickly: "After you said it, it does seem a bit strange, so I won't say it anymore."

"The Supreme Being has said that all the heavens and all the worlds originate from the imagination of all living beings, and it is possible to be a bit bizarre..."

"Everyone considers peace as the most important thing, so don't mention this matter more."

Lin Xuan shook his head: "Great Sage, tell me about yourself. Why did you fall to this point?"

The theme of Journey to the West is generally quite serious, and it just plays with conspiracy theories and the like.

But the forest is big, and there are all kinds of birds...

When the base number is large, there will be some magicians with unique xp. They don't play according to the routine and just turn Journey to the West into butter.

Sun Houhou is pretty good, but Tang Sanzang is often inexplicably effeminate and has published some classic books.

After all, Erlang Shen is also a popular character, and it seems not surprising that he was changed into a female devil and repeatedly stirred up speculation...

Fortunately, Yang Jian hadn't seen this thing before.

Otherwise, the degree of depression will definitely be more intense than the everlasting regrets in life.

The current situation is a bit complicated, and Lin Xuan feels it is necessary to pay attention to the physical and mental health of his allies.

It would be too stupid if Yang Jian's Taoist heart was frustrated because of such an inexplicable thing...

"Hey, my old grandson is actually a little unclear."

"After I became the Buddha of Victory, I didn't have any pursuits. I informed Tathagata and returned to Huaguo Mountain."

"In name, I'm preaching Buddhism to my monkey grandson, but in reality there's no one to supervise me. I'm just hanging around, but I'm quite at ease."

Sun Wukong sighed: "Suddenly one day, my master came to the door and said that something had changed in Lingshan, and a catastrophe was imminent. He was defeated in a battle with others, and now he has run out of oil. He told me, old Sun, to go to the heaven to give way. The Jade Emperor...the old Heavenly Lord protects me, and if I find a way to erase the cause and effect of my golden hoop, I will have a chance of survival."

"Your master?"

Huang Rong was surprised and said: "Jin Chanzi?"

"It's not that bald man, it's my mentor. To distinguish him, let's call him Grand Master."

Sun Wukong's voice was low: "Grandmaster doesn't allow me, Old Sun, to tell his origin. If you know, then you will know. If you don't know, just skip this."

"It turns out to be Patriarch Bodhi."

Lin Xuan nodded: "If your master's cultivation reaches the heavens and the earth, he will also fall into the end of annihilation."

"Grandmaster said that he is a good corpse cut out by great powers. Although he has realm, his foundation is not enough. If he really had a fight to the death with those ancient great masters, it would probably be more disastrous than bad."

Sun Wukong let out a sullen breath: "But there are only a handful of so-called great powers in the world, and they must not be unknown people."

"Then what? You go to heaven?"

"It's okay to be afraid of going to heaven. But my old grandson has always had a bad temper. When he saw my master like this, he immediately became furious. He dragged his master and said that he wanted revenge. He also said that he would go to the Lingshan Mountain to find the Tathagata for judgment."

"Hmph! I am also stupid. What's the point of me going to an enemy that even my master can't defeat? No wonder he kept smiling and shaking his head."

"Just as we were pulling, an indescribable bell sound came from the sky. When I heard the bell sound, I felt a splitting headache, which was a hundred times more severe than the tight hoop curse."

"Then the sky and the earth darkened, and I became confused and lost consciousness. When I woke up again, my body had been invaded by evil spirits, so I had to ask Hou Tu Niangniang in a dream to force the weapon to break it."

Sun Wukong clenched the golden hoop and said angrily: "I can't tell the origin of that bell, but it must be the old Maitreya hiding in the dark behind it, using that damn human bag to attack me, Old Sun, I will avenge this!"

"So, the Great Sage doesn't know the cause of the great changes in the world?"

"That doesn't matter, anyway, we have offended the Buddhist sect, and we will always understand when the catastrophe comes."

Lin Xuan pondered for a moment: "Speaking of which, we have also had a fight with Maitreya before, and I will tell the Great Sage later..., huh?"

Just then, a clear sound of breaking sounded between heaven and earth, and Lin Xuan's body was covered with ripples, and then returned to normal.

In the distance, a blood light rushed into the sky and turned into a pool of blood mist on the sky, looming.

"Ancient witch spell? What's going on?"

Sun Wukong was stunned: "Little Master, someone is plotting against you?"

"...It should be the Seven Arrows Book? If that person can't kill me, he should be the one to die."

Lin Xuan stared at the blood mist: "What a pity, it shouldn't be Lu Ya who died."

"Who is Lu Ya? However, the name of the Seven Arrows Book sounds familiar, I seem to have heard it somewhere."

Sun Wukong let out a breath: "I remember, this thing is very vicious, little master is so lucky?"

"It's okay..."

Lin Xuan smiled: " Although Lu Ya is not dead, he has harmed me by doing this, and the cause and effect have been established. I can sense his position in the dark. Since we have made a deadly feud, given his temperament, we can only end it as soon as possible. "

"I, Old Sun, understand what you mean. It means that he is going to bring people to kill you. Let's wait here for him to arrive, and then kill him directly?"

"The Great Sage said it very well."

Lin Xuan nodded: "But I don't know how much of the Great Sage's cultivation has recovered now, and whether he has the strength to fight?"

Although he is not afraid of the Seven Arrows Book, it does not mean that Huang Rong, Yao Yue and others are not afraid.

If Lu Ya is so crazy that he bows to everyone one by one, Lin Xuan can't even cry.

Since a life-and-death feud has been established, it is definitely better to kill Lu Ya as soon as possible.

If the ancient demon clan is really provoked, the Conferred God Tribulation will just use them to deal with the tribulation.

"What I learned is pretty much the same, and I've learned a lot of new things from traveling through the heavens. If we really fight now, I'll be about the same as when I was the Horse Keeper, much stronger than my little master."

Sun Wukong chuckled: "My main problem now is that I'm not good enough. If you give me a few hundred peaches and go to the Tushita Palace to make some Nine-Turn Golden Pills, I can definitely beat that Maitreya up."

"I can only cook, so what's so great about being better than me."

Huang Rong glared: "I can only enter Yaochi, and the Peach Garden can only be opened when the Queen Mother of the West descends. Laojun's Taoist temple is in Xuandu Bajing Palace. If you want to steal the Nine-Turn Golden Pill..., hey, I don't know about it anyway, so don't tell me later."

"I know, I know, I'm always tough and tight-lipped."

Sun Wukong waved his golden hoop: "Little Master, Little Master, there's no time to lose, let's kill the monster who plotted against you first, and then go to Bajing Palace to steal... and try our luck."

"Okay..."