Chapter 85
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The two most important things to do before bringing a cat home.
Deworming and injections.
Deworming is very simple. Wu Ding pinched a magic formula and stroked the cat from head to tail.
Injections cannot be done casually.
You need a certificate.
Wu Ding made up an excuse that a friend could not keep a cat because he was going abroad and took the cat to the clinic.
A comprehensive physical examination and injections were given at the same time.
"It's so beautiful."
朏朏: Of course.
"The tail is a little strange. It must be a cross."
朏朏: I'm a purebred!
朏朏 protested while nimbly dodging the doctor's hand that wanted to lift her tail.
She is much smarter than the fox, and can understand many human languages.
Wu Ding took the opportunity to add: "Her previous owner once said that she didn't like having her tail touched."
"Little guy doesn't like having her tail touched? Okay." Grab the two front paws and hold them up to see. "It's a girl."
朏朏:…………
Humans... How can humans be like this! ! !
The cruel reality tells the animals.
Humans can go even further.
The big guys in the mountain and sea world watched the so-called "veterinarian" with a gentle smile on his face, but he was not ambiguous at all.
Eyes, mouth, teeth, skin, □□ were all checked.
Especially when the cotton swab was inserted into the anus.
All the animals felt the same and their anus tightened.
There happened to be a big dog next to him that had passed the due date and had not given birth yet, and was pulled in for examination.
The rare people in the mountain and sea world watched quietly as the hair on the dog's abdomen was shaved clean in a few seconds.
All the hairy people: !!!
Once the ultrasound was put on, the position of the few in the belly was clearly displayed on the monitor.
All again: !!!
朏朏 all looked up in front of the ultrasound with curiosity, and their pretty faces were full of shock.
Look at the screen, then look at the dog's belly.
This little action was so cute that the doctors, nurses and dog owners around couldn't help but take out their phones to take videos.
The doctor's explanation object also changed from the dog owner to this cute little white cat. Look how many there are here, how many there are here...
After the explanation, looking at the cute appearance of 朏朏, he couldn't help but touch her head.
"You will come in the future, and I will check you then. You are still young now."
"This is a female cat." The hostess of the big dog was also confused by 朏描's fairy-like appearance. The white long-haired cat with blue eyes is really a fairy standard, and everyone who sees it wants it. " It's a pity that I have a dog at home, otherwise I can breed it."
"We don't have one at home, doesn't your best friend have a shorthair cat?" The male owner reminded the people around him with one sentence.
After learning that this cat was given to his cousin.
Wu Ding suddenly had more than a dozen small pieces of paper with WeChat numbers written on them.
Each one represents a future boyfriend of 朏朏.
Everyone wants to meet and breed.
Now the fairy has just left the kitten stage, so it may take a while, but I believe it won’t take long.
朏朏…朏朏’s heart is very complicated.
The doctor also gave professional advice.
“For sterilization, you can make a choice based on the actual situation. It is also a good idea to sterilize the female cat after giving birth once or twice.”
Taotie looked at Bai Ze: What does sterilization mean.
Bai Ze:…………
I think in ancient times, this word had not been created at all.
Wu Ding was very considerate and switched the camera to the posters on the wall.
Sterilization surgery is the most common surgery performed in a pet hospital.
This hospital specially posted posters with pictures on the wall.
There are detailed pictures of the whole sterilization process, both male and female, detailed and comprehensive, and also come with reminders of postoperative care.
The pictures are very detailed, both in Chinese and English.
The slogans are accurate and painless, good recovery, etc.
It seems that this hospital is very reliable.
Many pet owners who want to sterilize their pets are holding up their phones to take pictures of the posters.
As for the pets... they are not afraid of words or pictures, so they have no pressure.
Many cute little ones are pulled under the "illustration" by their owners with bad taste to take photos, and they are smiling cutely.
They really suffer from "lack of education".
Lu Duan who can understand: …………
Bai Ze who also understands: …………
Other beasts who can't read words but understand pictures: …………
Jiuwei smacked his lips and drank two large boxes of white wine in one gulp.
Trying to get drunk to relieve his worries.
"What did I say? Humans are terrible."
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After all, 朏朏 is about to be my sister's cat.
One of the fun of raising a cat is to buy all kinds of utensils for the owner.
So Wu Ding just bought a cute outdoor cage and left.
If possible, he would also remind his sister that other supplies don't actually need to be bought.
Cat food? No, she eats whatever people eat, regardless of meat or vegetables, oil or salt.
Cat litter? No, she knows how to use a flush toilet.
Cat scratching board? No, she will never scratch any furniture at home.
On the way home, Wu Ding did not forget to comfort the "frightened" 朏朏, after all, the big guys were observing from a distance, and she was the one who experienced it personally.
"Don't worry, you should be fine."
"Meow?"
"After all, there is reproductive isolation."
To control the estrus state and not give birth to a baby, Wu Ding took another step and deliberately avoided the matter of sterilization.
"You still know how to come back! You don't answer the phone, you don't reply to WeChat messages, you are busy, you are busy, no matter how busy you are, you still have to call... Wow! Come over and take a look! There is a cat!"
When I was walking out of the box, I was embarrassed.
All accusations disappeared.
She is worthy of being a little fairy who can get more than a dozen WeChat IDs even after a physical examination.
"Yeah~" The little fairy walked out of the box with standard cat steps, raised her head and acted coquettishly.
With four red hearts in the middle, the little fairy is infinitely charming.
Wu Ding followed and explained that Professor Shen asked him to do this thing in the morning.
"Having a pet is a good auxiliary treatment. I went to almost all pet stores and adoption centers to find her. She must be good-looking, well-behaved, docile, and a little naughty and active."
In short, when you want to touch me, do it quietly.
When you want to play, she'll run around the room to entice you to exercise more.
Wu Ding also wanted to brag about his achievements and add details.
It soon became apparent that this was no longer necessary.
The cat owner has successfully ascended the throne.
Long live Her Majesty the Queen.
"I've wanted to get a cat for a long time, but I've been hesitant."
The Ji family's parents had considered raising a cat when they were young, but with two working and one going to school, the house was completely empty during the day, and they had to do housework when they came home at night, leaving no time to take care of it.
What's more, the mainstream thought at that time was that keeping pets would affect children's learning.
Then various things always interrupted the plan.
"That's because fate didn't come, but now it's come."
Zhaozhao knew exactly who among these three people was the real master.
With a light leap, he jumped directly into Ji Xiaoya's arms.
When Ji Xiaoya was still flattered by her "master's" favor, she hugged her into her arms.
The characteristics of 朏朏 come into play.
Ordinary people may only think that the happiness brought by sucking cats makes them feel better.
But for patients with depression, this feeling is amplified sensitivity and pleasure several times.
This sense of pleasure stimulates the secretion of hormones, and the condition suddenly improves visibly to the naked eye.
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My sister’s hand holding the cat tightened immediately, as if she was holding a life-saving straw.
No matter what, he refuses to let go.
If an ordinary cat is hugged so tightly, even if it doesn't feel uncomfortable, it will be affected by the owner's emotions and become restless.
However, Xiaozhi lay quietly and did not move his tail to touch his master's arm.
Stable and continue to release his racial talent passive skills.
"Relax, relax. Yaya, come here, this is the medicine prepared by Professor Shen. Let's take the medicine first."
The jade bottle, which was obviously of extraordinary quality, did not attract the attention of the Ji family and the witch mother.
After all, there are as many good-looking bottles as there are nowadays. No one thought that if Wu Ding went to make medicine now, he could make several bottles carved from pure jade.
This is not a question of money.
Is this a jade bottle of such high quality that you can have it just by asking for it? Five in one breath.
All focus is on the tiny, pearl-sized pills in the bottle.
After swallowing the pills and water, the effect is almost immediate, and the feeling of warm water is still warming in the stomach.
Vision, hearing, and smell switched channels almost in a second.
Suddenly, I felt like I had stepped back into the normal world from the twisted dark world.
The effect was so good that I felt like I had a fake illness.
The torture these days seems to be an illusion.
"Huh?" Even a cold or cough has a healing period.
After swallowing this, how long does it take for it to take effect in seconds?
"How's it going? Yaya?" My aunt asked anxiously first.
"fine."
"I'm not asking you whether the medicine tastes good, but how it feels..."
"How can it take effect so quickly? The medicine hasn't even been digested yet." My uncle reminded my wife not to be too anxious, as it would scare the child.
"No, it's not, Dad. I just feel fine. I took the medicine and it's fine."
"Do the current Chinese medicines take effect so quickly?" The witch mother asked the question that the niece also wanted to ask.
Several people looked at each other, and finally looked at Wu Ding.
Looking at Wu Ding, he had a business expression on his face that said, "It's good if it works."
The witch mother suddenly had a flash of inspiration.
That old Chinese doctor who is shaped like a Chinese character is probably not an ordinary old Chinese doctor!
The witch mother immediately started bragging about the awesomeness of Chinese medicine and the great masters.
Although the Ji family felt that something was wrong, they were also immersed in the joy that their daughter's condition had improved.
I skipped it directly.
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"Xiao Ding, please stay at my aunt's house for a few more days. My aunt will thank you very much." At the dinner table, Wu Ding was busy picking vegetables.
"Okay, as long as you don't introduce me to a girlfriend, I can stay here as long as you want."
"I haven't urged you yet. By the way, you kid, why are you in no hurry?"
"Auntie, my own mother isn't even in a hurry."
"She was too embarrassed to urge me."
Wu Ding's parents divorced because they couldn't get along. They got married even though they couldn't get along. Wasn't it because they were pushed too hard to get married and didn't understand the cause carefully?
"So, you see, my parents are such negative teaching materials. Of course, I have to find them slowly."
"..." That makes sense.
"Pfft, Mom, please save it. Brother Ding was the debate champion in school back then."
"Xiao Ding later opened a flower shop, right? As a boss, don't you have good oral skills?"
Although they clearly didn't urge the marriage, it seemed like they were on the opposite side of the people and were destined to lose.
When my aunt got angry, she put down her bowl and chopsticks, indicating that she wanted to compete with Wu Ding.
Wu Ding smiled and said, "Come here."
The family is enjoying themselves here, but a certain meritorious master who has been forgotten for a whole chapter is having a hard time on the other side.
After he got the wooden sign.
Action started that night.
After taking a bath with incense and praying quietly.
Holding a wooden sign and sitting cross-legged in front of the Buddha's golden body, he once again started to use the mental method that had been used for thousands of times without getting started.
The wooden sign is shiny and full of aura.
Looking at the texture on the wooden sign, you can even see it and have the illusion that it will come alive.
It was obviously such a treasure, but why was it completely useless in his hands?
Is his talent so poor?
Master Yide of those days clearly said that if he had the help of heavenly materials and earthly treasures, he would still have a chance.
How could it be!
How come it has no effect at all!
Is the method you are using wrong? !
The merit master, who had been struggling for a long time, stopped.
He found that his mind was confused and impetuous.
It seems that today is not Bao Bao's fault, but his fault.
Thirty years of anticipation.
He thought he was calm, but unexpectedly, he became impetuous.
Immediately stop the exercise, take the wooden sign, return to the bed and lie down to rest.
The wooden sign was hung on his chest, and his hands were still holding it tightly.
"I can't enter today, but it's okay to dream." With the mentality of dreaming of a sweet dream, Master Gongde almost fell asleep as soon as he touched the pillow.
However, the sweet dream did not follow.
He just felt that he was suddenly in a dark place.
The body was entangled with countless thorns and vines.
The spikes of the sharp vines turned into the hardest pieces of iron, and they were not only pierced into their own bodies.
It's more like swimming slowly like a snake.
Cut yourself to pieces. It hurts like the pain of Ling Chi.
This was a lucid dream. He knew he was dreaming, and he knew even more clearly that he might be being plotted against.
Although he has never encountered it, he has heard of it.
In order to punish the evildoers, he saw Abi Hell in his dream.
Panic confession in purgatory in dream.
Master Gongde was envious when he heard about this incident. If he knew how to do this, he wouldn't need to be so careful in his deception.
It's hard to find a rich person to place a curse on them, and wait for them to appear as a savior when they are troubled by nightmares. Isn't this how much money you can get?
"This is false, this is false, as long as the sun rises it will be fine."
Master Gongde suppressed the pain in his body, forced himself to distract himself, and began to think about who had plotted against him.
I just suspected the wooden sign.
Then he found that the wooden sign appeared in his dream.
The wooden sign in the dream was shining with gold.
The thorns on his body were scattered by the golden disc, and the surrounding darkness seemed to be illuminated a lot.
Just when the merit master grasped the "wooden sign" like a life-saving straw.
He vaguely heard who was talking.
"This man's luck is really strong."
"A monastic genius that is rare to see in a hundred years must have great luck."
"What's the use of being honest? I've just made a wedding dress for you, my master, and become an out-and-out old liar."
"I have been working hard to get started all my life, and I have no idea..."
The rest of the words are gone.
The golden light of the wooden sign brought him back to reality.
At this moment, the meritorious master has no joy in escaping from the dream.
There is only boundless anger and the heart-wrenching pain of a ruined life.
In his life, he should have been above all others! !
Who is it!
Who ruined his talent! ! !
Master Gongde coughed and was so angry that he vomited a mouthful of blood.
The whole figure looked ten years older.
Two assistants rushed in and were scolded by him.
Master Gongde stood by the window, looking at the city at four in the morning, just angry, reminiscing, and looking for the non-existent murderer.
Finally, physical and mental exhaustion urged him to go back to sleep.
What greeted him was... version 2.0.
More exciting and darker, you deserve it.