Chapter 694: The Elixir Pits the Ancestor! The Most Unpalatable Elixir in History!
"That's right! It's Master! All these elixirs were refined by my master!"
Jiang Che spoke confidently.
For Jiang Che, this was just a matter of words!
"Master? There is someone who can refine a top-quality longevity elixir...is it really possible in this world?" The white-haired immortal looked thoughtful.
"I have lived for hundreds of thousands of years, but I have never heard of anyone who can refine a top-quality longevity elixir... Anyone who can refine such an elixir may have reached the end of immortality!"
[Haha, what master? This kid is really good at editing. As the incarnation of Heavenly Dao, you control the power of Heavenly Dao... The top-grade longevity pill may cause misfortune to others, but you are Heavenly Dao! 】
[Everyone, I seem to understand. Do you still remember that this boy seemed to have sworn an oath of heaven before? He said that he will definitely be loyal to the Jiang family... He is the incarnation of the way of heaven. Is the oath he swore of any use? 】
[I had some doubts before, but now I understand it completely. It is 100% the way of heaven! 】
Obviously, these immortals are not stupid either. Behind the surface, they are talking a lot.
As for the master he calls? That's even more nonsense. Who dares to be a master?
It's just that he just found any excuse to hide it.
"Ahem, Jiang Che, you are truly your destiny. Not only are you extremely talented, you even have a top-notch master!"
"Yes, it's really enviable. If I had had such an opportunity back then...I'm afraid I would have completely transcended."
"When you see your master again, say hello to him for me!"
"Jiang Che...I wonder how many of these life-enhancing pills you have in total?"
After a lot of compliments, the topic still came to the top quality longevity pill.
Jiang Che scratched his head with a smile on his face.
"Ancestors, my master gave me a so-called alchemy blast furnace before he left. This blast furnace is a fully automated alchemy. It only refines the best longevity elixirs and absorbs the spiritual energy of all things in the world to form elixirs. So... I can have as many as I want!”
! ! !
I couldn't stand it any longer. In front of Jiang Che, these old immortals whose combined longevity had caught up with the history of human evolution were like children who had just entered the world of cultivation.
This guy's words are completely irresponsible. Every time he takes out something, it can shake the entire Jiutian! ! !
The fully automated alchemy blast furnace was the first to be created by the Destined Ones Association.
Even the Jiang family is a little worried about the Destined Ones Association. This organization has existed longer than the Jiang family and is said to date back to the ancient Heavenly Court period.
Not only the Jiang family, but all the forces in Jiutian dare not completely provoke the Destined People Association, especially the Jiudatian Pavilion. Who knows how many powerful Destined People they have recruited.
"How much of this top quality longevity elixir... can you get???"
However, they had no time to think about the origin of the elixir. I am afraid that this so-called alchemy blast furnace was also made up by Jiang Che.
But as long as the elixir is real!
"Ancestors, I can send you a few pills to try first!"
Jiang Che grinned, and then filled a bottle full of top-quality longevity pills!
Of course, would Jiang Che be so kind as to give longevity elixirs to the ancestors?
Obviously impossible!
These elixirs were all spiked by him!
Soon, the teleportation altar flashed with light, and then the local specialties sent by Jiang Che were teleported to Jiutianjiang's house.
The Third Patriarch waved his hand, took the jade bottle, and opened it slowly!
Other immortals also came over.
The small bottles were filled with ugly black elixirs, but these ugly elixirs seemed to them like the most precious treasures.
Especially the longevity substance in it, although it is far less abundant than the elixir peach, but the mosquito legs are still meat no matter how small they are!
Immortality substances are extremely scarce!
It's just that these life-enhancing pills seem to... smell a little weird.
"Ancestors, although these life-enhancing pills look ugly, one pill of them can increase your life by a month! In order to avoid the thunder punishment of God's jealousy...my master refined them to be so ugly, and the taste is also bad. It’s extremely unpalatable...you guys...just take it easy!"
Jiang Che said popularly.
Originally, one of his system's unique life-enhancing pills could extend life by at least one year, and it only cost 10,000 points.
But will Jiang Che sell this top-quality longevity elixir to the ancestors?
So he let the system process a customized longevity pill overnight, a mini longevity pill!
One pill can only increase your life span by one month, and it must be taken orally to be effective. The most important thing is... these pills have all been added by Jiang Che.
The taste... It's hard to describe in words. Jiang Che tried to eat one before coming. How can I put it... it's indescribably unpalatable!
"Oh? It tastes bad? Hahaha... How bad can a pill be?"
"Young man... you still haven't experienced hardship. I remember when I ran away from the Jiang family, I was caught peeping at the fairy taking a bath, and the fairy stuffed her underpants into my mouth... I didn't even find it unpleasant! "
An ancestor of the immortal showed a lewd smile, then took out a pill and threw it directly into his mouth.
However...his face instantly stiffened, and his muscles seemed to be trembling.
"What's wrong, Lao Shi? How does it taste to you? Although this elixir can only extend your life by one month, the greater the quantity, the better!"
"Yes, yes, yes! I saw that young man Jiang Che just took out a large sack of pills, at least hundreds of thousands of them. If we eat one pill, we will live longer for a month, and if we eat 12 pills, we will live longer for a year, so 120,000 pills will be 10,000 years!"
"How bad can pills taste?"
The Tenth Ancestor's body trembled, but he finally swallowed it forcefully!
He looked at Jiang Che with an indescribable look, with seven points of resentment, two points of pain, and one point of helplessness.
"You...did you do it on purpose or accidentally?"
Jiang Che didn't say anything, but it was obvious...he did it on purpose.
[Ding! The host cheated the peak of the second calamity 'Tenth Ancestor' and obtained 300 million points! ]
The pill of 1,000 points directly leveraged 300 million cheating points, and the capitalists would cry!
"Not bad...the longevity substances in the pills really...really made me live longer by one month, it's worth it!" The Tenth Ancestor straightened his back.
"You guys should try it, it's a month of life! Eat more..." Tenth Ancestor started to add fuel to the fire!
Everyone wanted to be the first to try it, but he, the first to try it, ate a pile of shit!!!
But even if it was just a pile of shit, he had to endure it, he couldn't let himself eat shit alone, other immortals had to try it!
"Haha, Old Ten, this pill doesn't taste good, does it? Look how uncomfortable it makes you... You've lived for more than 100,000 years, but you're still afraid of the pain in your five senses... Hehe..." Another old man grabbed a handful of pills and threw them into his mouth.
"Ugh!!! Ugh! What the hell is this smell? This is a fucking dung ball, right? No... It's 10,000 times worse than a dung ball!"
"Immortal Ancestor! Have you ever eaten a dung ball?" Jiang Che's eyes lit up!
"......."
[Ding! The host is a scapegoat...]