Chapter 263 You Are a Very Nice Person!

The elf's big eyes glowed with "bringing" light, and he dazzled the [divine fragments] in his arms into his belly in two or two mouths, and then flew to Lu Xiaoqi's side and circled around him.

"Good master, speak quickly, tell me quickly!"

Lu Xiaoqi smiled and said nothing.

Medusa, who was watching this scene from the side, raised the corners of her mouth slightly, as if she saw a big bad wolf tempting Little Red Riding Hood.

The little elf learned to act coquettishly and cutely without a teacher, and tried his best to do it, and it seemed to have finally paid off.

Lu Xiaoqi deliberately looked like she couldn't help Xiaomeng's obsession, and sighed: "Since you asked the question sincerely, I will tell you with great mercy!"

"However, there is no such thing as a free lunch. It's okay for me to tell you. You must agree to my... ahem, three requests!"

"good!"

The cute foodie nodded in agreement without hesitation.

Lu Xiaoqi's lines that were originally stuck in her mouth were blocked by this snack guy's "Okay", leaving her speechless and choked.

This guy really doesn't care about anything just to eat.

Do you understand what it means to ask for an exorbitant price and then pay the money on the spot?

Don't you know how to bargain? Even if you don't, you can at least say "As long as it doesn't violate benevolence, justice and morality, I can promise you"!

But Lu Xiaoqi's purpose is not here. Asking her to agree to three conditions is nothing more than paving the way for her own evil interests to be satisfied later.

Seeing that it was so cooperative with her, Lu Xiaoqi couldn't say anything else. Looking at the cute foodie's expectant eyes, Youyou said: "Do you know what we people will do after we are full?"

"Sleep?"

After thinking for a moment, the elf answered hesitantly.

Lu Xiaoqi's face darkened, and she went to bed after eating. Who do you think we are?

Is it GG Bong?

Lu Xiaoqi did not refute what it said, but asked: "What do you usually do when you are full?"

"I don't know..." The cute foodie bit his finger with a blank look on his face, "I, I was full once..."

What it meant when it said it was full was that it had eaten the [divine fragment] it got from Lu Xiaoqi not long ago, and this time it made its belly full.

Poor child! Sad!

In more than a thousand years, I have only had one full meal...

Lu Xiaoqi felt extremely sympathetic to its plight, but he was not merciful in this matter of right and wrong.

If you should coax, you should coax, if you should lie, you should lie!

"Ahem," Lu Xiaoqi pretended to cough, and induced it to say: "Then, what do you want to do after eating?"

"Go on and eat!" The elf's answer was clean and neat, in line with Mr. Lu's positioning of it.

Cute foodie, well deserved.

It doesn't even think about it. It's full, so where can it eat more?

Mr. Lu shook his head, changed his approach, and continued: "We humans, when we really can't eat anymore, we will choose a way to digest food."

“Empty the food in your stomach and make room for more food!”

"Digestion!" Xiaomeng's eyes lit up and she asked hurriedly: "How to digest food?"

"First, through certain exercises, you consume a lot of energy and allow your body to speed up the absorption of food." Lu Xiaoqi raised a finger.

"We will speed up our consumption through activities such as shopping, playing, walking, playing games, etc."

In short, I am full and have nothing to do, so I am just wandering around!

The cute foodie nodded as he heard this, as if he was going to turn into a GAI liar in the next moment. If he did so, he would naturally deviate from Lu Xiaoqi's original intention, so he changed his tone:

"However... this kind of behavior is only suitable for ordinary people. People as powerful as us cannot digest food through this kind of behavior."

In order for the elf not to go astray, Lu Xiaoqi paused and clicked on it specifically: "Same for you."

"Then... what should we do?" The cute foodie's face turned down. He thought he had a good idea just now!

"Of course it's work!" Lu Xiaoqi pointed out the topic directly.

"Through work, you can complete the tasks assigned by your boss in exchange for labor rewards. You can also consume a lot of energy and make yourself hungry faster!"

“Then we can use the rewards from our labor to exchange for more and better food!”

"Eh~!" The elf's eyes lit up again, and "bulimbulin" flashed. It looked at Lu Xiaoqi and said hurriedly: "Where is the boss? I have to work too!!"

"Ahem~!" Lu Xiaoqi looked at it calmly without saying anything, and just pointed at herself with her finger.

Just kidding, your boss is me!

Contemporary Huang·Lu Xiaoqi·Shiren!

Although the elf was simple, he was not hopelessly stupid. When he saw this scene, he immediately felt that something was wrong and stopped talking.

Seeing that it didn't take the bait, Lu Xiaoqi was not in a hurry, and calmly raised her second finger: "Besides the first method, we also have a second method -"

The elf's ears perked up.

"That's excretion!"

Lu Xiaoqi's expression was solemn: "Too much food accumulated in the body is actually harmful to us."

"So we will choose to absorb part of the nutrients from the food for our own use, and then convert the remaining food in the stomach into something else and excrete it."

"That way we can make room for new food to continue eating."

Commonly known as shit!

I don’t know why, when Lu Xiaoqi (crossed out, author) was describing, it seemed like a child’s voice kept echoing in her mind:

"Are you here to poop?"

"Are you here to poop?"

"Are you here to poop?"

"Is it a poop?"

...

"Excretion..." The elf was thoughtful and hesitant.

Do cute foodies poop?

Of course not!

It is a weapon spirit formed by a powerful artifact. Its structure and biology are completely different. Naturally, there is no so-called excretion, that is, the act of shitting.

In fact, no matter how much food it eats, there will be no digested residue left, so there is no need to excrete waste.

This is the truth, but after Lu Xiaoqi packaged this statement, he avoided the important and ignored the trivial, completely ignoring that what was excreted was waste.

So as to achieve his ulterior purpose.

Although the elf cannot excrete, it has an ability that can achieve the same effect as excretion.

It converts food in your stomach into something else, freeing up space.

————That’s right! It is the power of Godhead!

But this behavior will consume a lot of its divine power and make it feel tired and tired.

Wait... consumption? labor......

labor?

The elf looked at Lu Xiaoqi, who was smiling and saying nothing, and understood instantly.

It turns out that this is labor!

"Got it!" A smile broke out on the elf's face and he turned in a circle on Lu Xiaoqi's head.

"Thank you, Master, I understand!"

It turns out that as long as I am full and convert the divine power stored in my stomach into the power of godhead, I can continue eating!

And this is still the job given to me by the master, which can be exchanged for more food...

The elf thought happily.

Unexpectedly, this owner is not only good-looking, but also very nice!

(The second update will be a little later, I am playing outside~, handsome readers, don’t mind, I love you, okay~!)