My Talent Is Trash? Then Come and Kill Me! Chapter 274: Tomb Sweeping (1/2)
Although today is New Year's Eve, many people came to pay their respects in the National Cemetery, and faint sobs could be heard.
These are the families of the heroes who died in the battle to defend Jiangyou.
Although the beast disaster has passed, the country has also become stable.
But the pain in their hearts is still there, and will accompany them every night in the future.
Fortunately, China has become very powerful now, and no star beast dares to bully them anymore, making the families feel that the sacrifice of the heroes is worth it.
Li Ye and Xia Zhiyi came to a new tombstone.
There is a simple line of words engraved on the tombstone.
[The Tomb of General Li Wu]
There is also a posthumous photo on the tombstone. The person in the photo is wearing a military uniform and is very majestic. The photo alone has a fierce aura.
"Alas~"
Li Ye let out a long sigh, then took out a few bottles of wine from the storage space, as well as the dishes Xia Zhiyi had cooked after returning home last night.
"Old man, sister Zhiyi and I are here to see you."
"You said that you have a powerful identity but you hid it from me, and you have never been a playboy for a day."
"If I hadn't awakened, would I never know your identity for the rest of my life?"
"How are you doing there? Have you found your parents and grandma? Or are you going to fight there? Can you build a career that I can take over when I go?"
Li Ye was mumbling while placing the sacrifices, and there were no taboos in what he said.
He took Xia Zhiyi's hand and said to the tombstone: "Did you see that the current Zhiyi sister is a strong one? She is no longer the weakling Liu Fufeng before, but the strongest person in China." one.
But you have really sharp eyesight, and you can find her as my wife. Otherwise, where can our old Li family find such a smart daughter-in-law to improve her scumbag genes? "
"You always say that I am a scumbag, but I looked through your and dad's report cards and found out that the attribute of being a scumbag is inherited from our ancestors, and you two are even worse than me.
If it weren't for the revival of spiritual energy, you would have to dig soil in the fields and you wouldn't be able to get a wife. The old Li family would be destroyed in your generation. "
Li Ye kept chattering to the tombstone, which made Xia Zhiyi laugh and cry.
People come here to mourn and pay homage!
It's better for you to start criticizing your ancestors.
If the old man could hear it, he might as well not take the sacrifice!
After his spiritual consciousness was released, Xia Zhiyi didn't notice anything unusual.
Not to mention heroic souls, there is not even a lonely ghost who eats and drinks.
"You didn't give me a dream after you died. I didn't know what you were missing, so I just bought some and I'll burn it for you."
As he spoke, Li Ye took out a large iron basin, lit the paper money and started burning it.
The flames flew in the iron basin, and the smell of papyrus smoke suddenly appeared, flying into the sky along with small vortices of air currents.
"Hey, who is that! This is the Cemetery of Heroes and all superstitious activities are prohibited!"
Just as Li Ye was burning paper money like crazy, a rough voice came from a distance, and then several guards came towards him.
Li Ye paused while burning the paper money and looked at Xia Zhiyi in surprise.
"Are we engaging in feudal superstition?"
Xia Zhiyi blinked brightly. In the past, she would have thought that burning paper money was a feudal superstition.
But no matter what the situation is now, the immortal has appeared and confirmed the existence of the soul.
So is it reasonable to burn paper money for our ancestors?
"Hello, the authorities stipulate that paper money cannot be burned here." A cemetery guard said.
Li Ye scratched his head with his hand and asked: "Which rule, let me see."
The guard was very decisive and took out a stack of documents.
"Look at this, and this, and this, it is clearly stipulated that paper money cannot be burned at the Cemetery of the Martyrs."
Li Ye nodded, "That's right, then delete them. What age are they? They are still engaged in scientific and technological civilization. Facts have proved that over-belief in science is also a kind of superstition."
The guard spread his hands and said, "I have no choice but to do so, but the rules have not changed. I can only act according to the rules."
"Then just wait, I'll make a call and have someone change it."
Li Ye took out his mobile phone and found the number of the department in charge of the matter.
The phone beeped twice and the call was answered, and Li Ye asked: "Is it a certain unit? Can the ordinance prohibiting burning paper in the cemetery be removed?"
"What's not working?"
"It has to be done even if it doesn't work. Do you know that that order is hindering the development of Xianwu Civilization?"
"Huh? You still want to do research? Research is useless, withdraw now!"
"Who am I, you ask? Li Ye!"
"I know, but you still won't withdraw even if you know it?"
"What? I don't have the authority to direct your work?"
“*&&*&¥#%#¥#!!”
A telegram sound sounded, and Xia Zhiyi covered her mouth and snickered as the mouth corners of several guards twitched wildly.
Facing Li Ye's crazy output, the other party only dared to listen and did not dare to refute.
Two minutes later, Xia Zhiyi took the phone and looked at it.
The name displayed on the screen is: Anti-Ghost Center!
"Your unit has been abolished now. This is not a discussion or a notice, but an order!"
"Where did you get the order?"
"China Xianke Civilization Research Institute!"
"Yes! Files? Right now!"
"Dududu..."
Xia Zhiyi hung up the phone and sent her voice through her mind.
Soon, a customs clearance-->>
The document regarding the abolition of the unit was sent to the director.
Naituanzi grinned at him: "Congratulations, you don't have to work in the new year, it's great!"
The director: 〓■●
After the matter was resolved, Li Ye said to several guards: "Can it be burned now?"
Several guards looked at each other and smiled bitterly.
"Can!"
If not, I will probably be laid off soon...
Li Ye smiled brightly and grinned: "Please leave, you are affecting my grandfather's collection of money. He is afraid of society and is nervous when he sees so many people."
"Oh, okay, okay..."
Several guards quickly left the scene, and now this man said whatever he said.
Even if he says that his grandfather is taking a shit next to him, he will believe it!
"Let's continue!"
After they left, Li Ye stuffed a wad of paper money into Xia Zhiyi's hand.
"Hmm~"
Xia Zhiyi took the paper money and burned it quietly, like a well-behaved granddaughter-in-law.
"Old man, sister Zhiyi has given you money, please remember to protect her over there.
You see, she bought a lot of paper girls so that you can live a good life there. I will send them to you right now! "
Xia Zhiyi: w(°o°)w
She opened her mouth slightly and looked at Li Ye, "You obviously bought it yourself, why did you say she bought it? What if grandma comes to find you?"
"No, grandpa, he bought this. He said you have suffered a lifetime and it's time to enjoy it."
Xia Zhiyi shook her head crazily. She couldn't bear the blame!
"I……"
Li Ye was stunned. This sister was exaggerating.
When did he say that after a lifetime of suffering, it was time to enjoy it?
"Forget it, let's not burn it!"
Li Ye picked up the half-burnt paper man from the iron basin. Who would have thought that a sudden gust of wind would blow and the blazing flames would instantly ignite the entire paper man.
"???"
Li Ye was stunned, and then asked carefully: "Old man, are you here? Say something!"
"Crackling..."
It was quiet all around, except for the sound of burning.
After some sensing, I found nothing.
Li Ye did not find any abnormal energy.
"It seems like a coincidence."
Li Ye shook his head and continued to burn paper money and ingots.
"The flames are a little short, so I still need to burn the paper figurine to add more fire."
After burning for a while, Li Ye felt that the burning speed was too slow.
So he took out another paper man.
After the paper man was placed in the iron basin, the flame was immediately three feet high and burning.
Xia Zhiyi, Li Ye:......
(I’m going to take the first exam today!!! It’s so cool!!!!)
Like my talent is scum? Then come and kill! Please collect: www.xiaoshubao.net Is my talent rubbish? Then come and kill! Xiaoshubao Novel Network, Xiaoshubao Novel Network, has the fastest update speed on the entire Internet.