My Talent Is Trash? Then Come and Kill Me! Chapter 209 WTF, This Is Awesome (1/2)

Watching Li Ye and Xia Zhiyi leave, Tian Biao silently took out his cell phone and dialed a number.

"Hey, second brother, hurry up and let Tiantian find a boyfriend!"

"Why? Why? She's so old, you're not in a hurry, I tell you, this must be done, you hear me!"

"Is her situation special? I don't care how special it is, I must let her find a boyfriend, otherwise don't contact me in the future!"

Tian Biao hung up the phone angrily. The other party didn't give him much face and made all kinds of excuses on the other end of the phone.

Isn't it just finding a boyfriend? What's so difficult about it.

If it doesn't work, just go on ten or eight blind dates a day.

Half an hour after he hung up the phone, Tian Tiantian held the phone and howled to the sky.

"Who the hell is cheating me? Don't let me know who he is, otherwise I will be in friction to death!"

Tian Tiantian was furious. She was fine with her girlfriend, and suddenly she got a call from home, asking her to find a boyfriend.

Otherwise, don't enter the Tian family's gate!

After asking the reason, I found out that it was the instruction from the cousin.

Needless to say, the uncle must have been deceived by the villain, so he interfered with his feelings.

"Is it because I am too beautiful that a young man has set his eyes on me?"

After the anger, Tian Tiantian touched her excellent face and muttered to herself.

"Damn, it must be like this!"

Tian Tiantian clenched her right hand violently, and a silicone thing exploded immediately, splashing all over the bed.

On the other side, Li Ye sneezed several times after returning home.

"So much resentment?"

Li Ye was a little confused. Didn't he just ask you to find a boyfriend? Why was he so angry?

Xia Zhiyi glared at him, "Are you willing to find a boyfriend if I ask you to?"

"(⊙o⊙) What?"

"Huh, you don't want to, right? Why are you teasing me?"

Xia Zhiyi turned around and sat on Li Ye's thigh, pinching his cheek and said angrily.

"Okay."

Li Ye took out his mobile phone and sent a message to Tian Biao, saying that he believed him and asked Tian Tiantian not to force her to find a boyfriend.

Tian Biao, who received the message, fell into deep thought. He felt that there was something in it.

So after some understanding, he uttered four words: family misfortune!

Then he had the idea of ​​breaking the glass, and then Tian Tiantian collapsed.

Because this old man came to her house to introduce her boyfriend.

At midnight, after the person in Li Ye's arms fell asleep, he looked through the Death Mall.

"The public version of the ten-star Mingwu Pill is so expensive?"

He was going to participate in the Star Doutai during the day, so he was thinking about how to improve the strength of the special corps.

So he thought of Mingwu Pill, but this thing was so expensive.

The price of buying the ten-star Mingwu Pill he used was 1 million, but it would cost 10 million to give it to others.

"Forget it, let's change to something else."

Li Ye checked other categories and found something very cheap that could improve the strength of the special corps.

Public version of attribute pill!

This thing is a pill that can only be obtained after the godhood is upgraded, and it is sold in limited quantities, 1,000 pills per year!

[Public version · Attribute Pill: You can only take one pill in your lifetime, and the effect of one pill lasts for a lifetime.

Effect: After taking it, the warrior's attributes will be doubled, and it will be automatically added to the basic attributes when you become an immortal!

Note: It is only effective for ordinary warriors, please stay away if you are cheating! ]

"I..."

Li Ye finished reading the previous introduction with a smile.

The last sentence made him burst into swearing, which was obviously directed at him and his wife.

"One pill is 1 million death points, and there are 523 members in the special troop brigade, which is 523 million, equivalent to 52.3 million one-star beads, and then it is equivalent to each person owing me 100,000 one-star beads, which is equivalent to 1 six-star bead... plus the handling fee..."

After the accounts were calculated, Li Ye took out the psychic mobile phone and sent a message to Zhang Baoguo.

【Invincible handsome: I have a kind of elixir, which can greatly improve the attributes after taking it, and it is worth 1 seven-star bead. Do you want it? 】

In a wilderness in Longxia World, Zhang Baoguo was stunned for a moment after seeing this message. This number is a bit familiar.

Oh, I remember!

It is the captain who disappeared for a month!

Hiss~

Where did he get such a good thing that can actually improve the attributes.

With an excited heart and trembling hands, Director Baoguo pressed the button frantically.

【Director Baoguo: Cheaper, it's too expensive! Brothers can't afford it! 】

No matter how excited or want it, you can't forget your identity-Director of Logistics!

Purchasing materials must be reimbursed, so save when you should and spend when you should, and ride a shared bike to the bar.

【Invincible handsome: This is still expensive. Do you know how much I sell it for in the store? 10 six-star beads! 】

【Captain Baoguo: ... Do you want to recalculate it? Is there a difference between the two? ]

[Invincible handsome: Uh... I missed a zero. The store sells it for 1 eight-star bead, and you need to make an appointment and verify your identity! ]

[Director Baoguo: No money! ]

[Invincible handsome: I'll sell you one at half price first, try the effect and then talk about money! ]

r>    [Director Baoguo: Transferred! ]

Looking at the prompt of Star Card Bank, Li Ye's mouth curled up, and the fish was hooked.

"Swish~"

With a flick of his finger, a public version of attribute pill immediately sank into the void and hit Zhang Baoguo's head.

Just when he thought someone was teasing him, his phone dinged.

[Invincible handsome: Shipped! ]

After reading this message, Zhang Baoguo's mouth twitched wildly.

The strength of the car soldiers has increased dramatically again, and they can even deliver supplies across the world.

With a sigh in his heart, Zhang Baoguo lowered his head to look for the pill.

Then...

"Fuck you!!!"

On top of a pile of shit from an unknown animal, there was a round pill.

Zhang Baoguo held back his nausea and pinched the pill, and then held back his nausea to observe the situation above.

"Ugh~"

He vomited after just one look.

Damn, it's stuck, and it looks like it's still thin and smells terrible!

"Can I wash it?"

After vomiting, the director was very entangled.

This thing cost him 5 six-star beads, and emptied half of his family property. Wouldn't it be a waste if he didn't eat it?

But if he ate it, would he still have face?

"Wait..."

Suddenly, he thought of something.

He is an envied beastmaster, with a baby!

"Purple Electric Hyena, come out!"

Today, Zhang Baoguo already has a contract star bead, which can put the Purple Electric Hyena into the world of beast control.

"Awoo!"

I heard the summoned Purple Electric Hyena appear with a roar, and then I felt a pill in my mouth.

It's just that the taste of this pill is a bit... the taste of childhood.

Fuck, I was fed shit!

The Purple Electric Hyena looked at Zhang Baoguo in disbelief.

"Director, you feed me shit?"

Zhang Baoguo slapped it on the head and said seriously: "What nonsense are you talking about, how could I do such a thing!

I tell you, I spent a seven-star bead to buy that thing just now, so now you owe me two seven-star beads, do you hear me!"

"???"

The Purple Electric Hyena's dog eyes were extremely terrified.

Damn, which bastard taught you to do arithmetic like this?

"Do you think I made money? I lost money. The normal price of that thing is eight-star beads, and each warrior is limited to one. Do you understand what I mean now?"

The purple electric hyena hung his head and replied: "I understand. I am not a human. I can't buy it!"

"Well, the dog is teachable!"

Director Bao Guo nodded with satisfaction, and then checked the data panel of the purple electric hyena.

"Fuck, awesome!"

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