Under One Person: I Am a Lay Buddhist with a Salary of 9 to 5

Chapter 343 Achieve Achievements, Become Famous Both at Home and Abroad, and Receive Random Rewards! (Update 2)

"I was careless at the time and didn't dodge... I was knocked down by him in an instant."

"This South China Region Director Zhou is indeed a bit of a talent, but he also has no martial ethics. He hides a lot of strength and comes to deceive and attack me, an old comrade in his sixties..."

"I didn't say anything before because I think we can't destroy the friendship between the two countries."

"The competition between me and Director Zhou was just a friendly match, but I didn't expect that this competition video was maliciously edited by some people with ulterior motives..."

"I advise those who maliciously edited it to reflect on their mistakes and stop using such tricks to frame and slander me, an old comrade in his sixties..."

Songpa Pai Ancient Muay Thai Master, Songpad, talked freely in the video, trying to restore some of his image, but few people bought it.

After a group of people gradually "frame-watching", everyone found that it was difficult for someone to maliciously edit the video, and there were also insiders to prove the authenticity of the video, which made the master Songpad more like a clown.

After a few days, Songpad's rumor-refuting video was reposted crazily on the Monkey Country's website, and many hot memes were derived, which made Songpad's name popular again...

...

When the Monkey Country's hot memes about Songpad were passed to the South China region, it was already a few days later. Zhou Fengliu looked at the Songpad's spoof video sent to him by his subordinates, and his eyebrows raised slightly.

"Good guy... How come Songpad has become Mapad?"

Zhou Fengliu saw the Monkey Country's hot memes of "no martial ethics", "bullying me, an old comrade in my sixties", and "mouse tail juice", and instantly felt a sense of time and space shock.

From the excellent folk ancient Muay Thai master of Monkey Country to the folk ancient Muay Thai clown of Monkey Country, it only takes a forced fight...

Songpad is also extremely unlucky.

He spent money, got beaten, lost his reputation, and became a clown.

Zhou Fengliu shook his head and did not take Songpad's fall to heart. He glanced at the clock hanging on the wall of the office.

Hmm.

It's time to get off work again.

This life is so cool.

Zhou Fengliu, who was slacking off, couldn't help but sigh.

...

Since he came back from knocking on Songpad in Southeast Asia, he has readjusted the structure of the middle-level management of South China so that the work of South China can be carried out more smoothly and he can slack off better.

The new employees Fu Rong and Tao Tao are responsible for the logistics support and personnel transfer of the branch respectively.

Fu Rong is naturally responsible for logistics support, while Tao Tao is responsible for personnel transfer.

Fu Rong's logistics support is easy to understand. In addition to some purchases of the branch, she is also responsible for ensuring the meals of "Da Zhou Manor". As a welfare condition for overtime work, Zhou Fengliu also let her live in "Da Zhou Manor".

As for Tao Tao's personnel transfer, it is also easy to understand. She is responsible for joining and leaving. Because the people who join Nadutong are basically aliens, there is not much personnel transfer, so this job is still quite easy.

Of course.

This leisurely job was chosen by Tao Lan herself, after all, what she likes most is leisure.

Compared with this leisurely job, Zhou Fengliu actually wants Tao Tao to become the second assistant of South China to relieve the pressure on A Yu.

But unfortunately... Tao Lan chose to be lazy, and he can't force her.

...

[Successfully punched in after get off work]

[Opposite sex charm +1]

[Luck +1]

[...]

Accompanied by the sound of the system prompt, Zhou Fengliu knew that the happy time to get off work had come again.

[Achievements, famous at home and abroad, and random rewards]

[Skills obtained: 100% rush]

"?"

Just as Zhou Fengliu was sighing that the beautiful day was coming to an end, he heard the system sound of obtaining random rewards.

100% rush?

What skill is this?

Zhou Fengliu frowned slightly.

For some reason... when he heard the three words 100%, he always had a feeling that this skill... would definitely not be weak.

[100% diarrhea]

[This is an active skill. As long as the user activates the skill, the carbon-based life in sight will immediately feel the urge to poop... and diarrhea will continue]

Hiss——

After reading the introduction of this skill, Zhou Fengliu fell into silence for a long time.

This...should be considered a conceptual skill?

But this conceptual skill...a little, a little makes him feel uncomfortable.

As the saying goes, holding urine can make you travel a thousand miles, but diarrhea can make you walk an inch...

Although the aliens are superior to ordinary people in some aspects, they still have to eat and excrete...

100% diarrhea...and the description of this carbon-based life, it is destined that this skill is unbearable for ordinary people.

Zhou Fengliu made up a picture in his mind.

The earth collapsed, the sky broke, and when a group of masters in the alien world were ready to attack him, he gave a "Zhou Dusha" look, and everyone he saw felt the urge to poop...

At such a tense moment, they looked serious and wanted to hold it back, but in front of the conceptual skill, their anus was like a flood and could not be stopped at all.

Bang——

As one person hurried to the toilet, the others didn't care about killing or not, they could only go to relieve themselves first, some people walked slowly and couldn't hold back...

Hiss——

This scene is too beautiful, it's hard to imagine.

The image in Zhou Fengliu's mind was indeed Kun Taimei, and he would explode if he thought about it for a while longer.

You said that this skill is indeed a strong control, but it's a bit inhumane... It's a sub-skill.

Forget it, this kind of group control may be useful in the future.

Zhou Fengliu shook his head and prepared to change clothes and go home.

As soon as he walked out of the office, he saw Fu Rong, who was not far away, also changed clothes and walked over here.

"Rongza, what are you eating tonight?"

Zhou Fengliu asked.

"Eat, eat, eat, you only know how to eat..." Fu Rong also said back when she heard Zhou Fengliu say that.

Fu Rong felt bitter, but she didn't say it.

She thought that she might not have to cook every day when she came to work in South China, but... She was wrong. After returning from Southeast Asia, Zhou Fengliu directly let her stay in "Da Zhou Manor" and was responsible for three meals.

She was also very angry at first, and was about to reject Zhou Fengliu with a "hard-hearted" attitude, but... after seeing the "Da Zhou Manor" and the stack of food expenses for three meals, she endured it.

No one can go against money...

"I paid it."

Hearing Zhou Fengliu say this, Fu Rong also snorted coldly:

"Don't I have to go shopping? Where are your car keys? Go shopping with Lingyu Zhenren and others later."

"Car? Let's go find Teacher Tao, she is the driver now..." Zhou Fengliu thought about it, and then said.

Yes.

That's right.

After traveling through time, Director Zhou finally picked up the car. In fact, before going to Tangmen, he ordered a few new cars as company benefits for outstanding employees in South China.

One of the cars is his current car, a black Audi A8. He originally wanted to change it to a Maybach. After all, a rainy night, an overpass, and a Maybach are pretty cool...

But then he thought it was too high-profile. He will make plans after he takes over the board of directors...

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Ps: I ask for everything every day. Please give me some, godfathers.

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