Chapter 1104: Drunk
Mother Su raised her right hand, patted her husband's back gently, and said angrily: "Look at this old man, he usually brags about his drinking ability, but now? He got drunk after one glass of wine and started talking nonsense!"
How can you praise one son-in-law and belittle the other two sons-in-law?
Are you trying to create internal conflicts?
"Nonsense, who is drunk?"
Su Shengming stood up suddenly, glanced at his wife with his peripheral vision, squinted his eyes slightly, and nodded; "This, why does this old woman look familiar? Why does she look a bit like my wife? It's just that her mouth is too poisonous. She actually said that I get drunk after one glass. Where am I drunk? Which eye did you see me drunk?"
"I tell you, with my alcohol tolerance, I, I won't get drunk even if I drink ten more bottles!"
After saying this, he picked up the bottle of Erguotou that he had opened and poured it directly into his mouth.
"Dad, this is not allowed, this is not allowed..."
His five children were almost scared crazy.
Do you think you are Zhong Mo?
This is 72-degree Erguotou, not beer, how can you blow it into the bottle?
They were about to rush over and try to snatch Su Shengming's bottle, but Su Shengming was half drunk and half awake. Seeing them rushing over, he jumped directly behind Zhong Mo, then stuck out his head and yelled: "You, you little thieves, what do you want to do? You dare to snatch your grandpa Sun's golden elixir? I will blow your heads off today..."
Before he finished speaking, he had already raised the bottle in his hand and threw it at Su Jing, who was in the front.
"Oh my God!"
Su Jing was so scared that his soul flew away, and he hurriedly dodged to the side.
As a result, the bottle flew over his face, and a lot of white wine in it spilled everywhere, and most of it spilled on him, making him smell like a wine jar!
"Crash!"
The bottle fell to the ground, glass fragments flew everywhere, and scratched the ankles of Su Qinyu, Su Qinge and Su Qinlin. The three women couldn't help but groan.
Su Jing even covered his face with his hands and shouted, "I, I almost got disfigured!"
When Su's mother saw this, her face turned blue with anger, her fists clenched, her eyes fixed on Su Shengming, and she shouted, "Su Shengming, are you crazy? How dare you hurt three girls? I, I will fight you..."
Su Shengming yelled at her, "Monster, do you think I will be fooled by turning into my wife's appearance? Your grandpa Sun will beat you back to your original form today!"
As he said this, he picked up a broom from the side and hit his wife.
"Father, don't do this, don't do this..."
The brothers Su Zhen and Su Jing were so scared that they almost fell to the ground. They rushed over and snatched the broom from Su Shengming's hand, but Su Shengming looked like he had been injected with chicken blood, and his whole body was full of endless energy.
While dodging the brothers Su Zhen and Su Jing, he picked up the Erguotou in the box and threw it at everyone. Moreover, he was very agile, jumping around like the reincarnation of Monkey King, and occasionally jumping onto the dining table. The two brothers couldn't do anything with him for a while, and they stamped their feet anxiously.
"Bang bang bang bang!"
Countless Erguotou were thrown to the ground by Su Shengming, and the smell of alcohol filled the entire living room, and everyone was drunk just by smelling it.
"Crazy, crazy..."
When Su's mother saw this scene, she was so angry that she wanted to beat someone up.
"Bang!"
Zhong Mo had immediately carried Su Qinge aside, squatted down, checked the wound on her ankle, and found that the wound was not big, only five or six centimeters. He found a Band-Aid and gently put it on it.
Sisters Su Qinyu and Su Qinlin were also rescued by their husbands. Seeing the mess at the scene, they were so anxious that they almost cried.
Zhong Mo couldn't bear it any longer, so he walked over, raised his right hand, and gently chopped down on the back of Su Shengming's head.
Su Shengming fainted without even a sound.
"Auntie, which room is uncle's? Let me carry him over!"
Zhong Mo caught Su Shengming, lifted him up, and asked Su's mother who was standing by.
Mother Su looked at Zhong Mo, then at her husband, and quickly pointed to the bedroom on the right: "That, that is our room. This time, thanks to you. You, you see how embarrassing this is..."
"Auntie, it's okay!"
Zhong Mo smiled modestly, carried Su Shengming to his bedroom, gently put him on the bed, and apologized to Mother Su who followed in: "Auntie, I'm really sorry. I didn't expect that my uncle's alcohol tolerance was so low. If I had known this, I shouldn't have drunk with him just now..."
"Xiao Mo, how can you be blamed for this? Your uncle is so stubborn that even ten cows can't pull him back. If it weren't for you just now, we really couldn't subdue him. You should go out and rest for a while. I'm here!"
Mother Su was also full of infinite contempt for her husband at this time.
It's the same drinking!
Xiao Mo drank a bottle of wine and nothing happened, but you just drank a glass and you were so ugly, so embarrassing!
"Okay then, thank you for your help, Auntie!"
Zhong Mo nodded and turned to leave the bedroom.
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After an unknown amount of time, Su Shengming woke up from his sleep and felt a splitting headache. He couldn't help but groaned miserably, then stretched out his hands and gently rubbed his temples.
"Are you awake? Hurry up and drink a cup of honey water. You said you don't care how old you are, can you beat Zhong Mo? Now you know how to suffer, right?"
Mother Su handed him a glass of honey water and couldn't help complaining.
"I-am I drunk?"
Su Shengming looked at his wife standing in front of the window. He was stunned for a moment, and then what happened just now appeared in his mind like a movie clip. Although it was just some fragmented fragments, it almost made him collapse.
Was that person just now yourself?
How could you possibly do something like that?
"What do you think? One glass of wine will make you drunk!"
Seeing him staying there, Mother Su quickly put the honey water aside, then helped him sit up, then stuffed the honey water into his hand, and said with a look of resentment, "What did you say before? I can't even drink a thousand cups." Do you want to look good to Xiao Mo? I felt ashamed when I saw you like that!"
"You, stop talking!"
Su Shengming covered his face with his left hand and said with shame on his face, "Who knew that 72-degree Erguotou was so powerful? I, I only had one drink and I felt like my brain was out of control. By the way, where is that Xiao Mo? He is Aren’t you drunk? I can’t hold a drink. He must be drunk after drinking a bottle, right?”
"Xiao Mo? You are preparing dinner for us in the kitchen right now. You are not drunk at all!"
Mother Su said angrily.
"What? Not drunk at all? This, this, how is this possible?"
Su Shengming was dumbfounded for a moment.