Help! This Savior Is Too Stupid!

Chapter 440 The Biggest Joke in the Joke Collection

Don't laugh at the challenge?

The Lord of Tianlan felt that he could fast forward to [After being beaten by the Pure Land strongman, I was depressed].

What should I do next? Find someone to marry?

The Lord of Tianlan decisively rejected the Ghost Emperor, "Impossible!"

"I will never agree to such a losing match."

He was the person behind the scenes anyway. He could avoid a direct battle by looking for trouble with the Pure Land, but if he agreed to a losing duel, it would be very troublesome afterwards.

"I expected it..."

So far, every step of the Lord of Tianlan has been calculated by the Ghost Emperor!

In the final analysis, the Lord of Tianlan's awareness was not enough. He thought that he was prepared for serious injury or even death. He thought that life and death was the greatest awareness.

He was wrong.

For this duel, the Ghost Emperor gambled on the honor of being the head of the Pure Land Emperor!

Carrying the Pure Land, the head of the Emperor, I must not fall in such a place!

Don't underestimate my awareness, bastard!

For this duel, Ghost Emperor not only pondered over it himself, but also pulled the entire Fengdu as his support group to make suggestions for him.

From how to persuade the Lord of Tianlan, threats, negotiations, and transactions, they have considered every link.

Does Ghost Emperor have a trump card?

Definitely!

But the problem is that Ghost Emperor himself doesn't know what the trump card is. Since even he doesn't know, others can only believe what he says!

Ren Jie can punch through the ancient emperor's avenue, and I, Ghost Xiong, will kill you all. Isn't it too much?

Under the threat of life, the Lord of Tianlan will definitely choose to bow his head!

Therefore, Ghost Emperor can always anticipate the enemy's moves, one step faster, step by step faster, and force the Lord of Tianlan to the last choice!

The Ghost Emperor said slowly,

"I have added three fake jokes to this joke collection. You read it from beginning to end. Every time you see a joke, you need to judge once whether this joke is real or made up by me."

"If you successfully find any fake joke, I lose!"

"If you make three wrong judgments, you lose!"

Compared with the challenge of not laughing, this challenge is obviously much more reasonable.

The Lord of Tianlan was silent for a moment and finally chose to accept it.

He had no reason to refuse.

First, he had a chance to win, and even a great chance, with three times of tolerance.

And as long as he found any fictional joke, he could win the game!

Second, this duel had no risks. Even while watching the Pure Land Joke Collection, he could laugh and release stress, which was good for physical and mental health.

Finally...the Lord of Tianlan was also very curious about the legendary Pure Land Joke Collection.

After negotiating the rules of the game, under the witness of the referee, the Lord of Tianlan took the Pure Land Joke Collection and opened the first page.

This page only has a simple joke:

"The head of the Heavenly Emperor, single-handedly killed ten emperors in a row."

Looking at the content on the paper, the Lord of Tianlan fell into deep thought.

He didn't know what the joke was about...

The head of the Heavenly Emperor, killed ten emperors in a row, can the Ghost Emperor really do it?

Apart from the strength, would anyone really put a fake joke in the first place?

Wait, is it the anti-routine in the legend, deliberately putting a fake joke in the first place?

For a while, the Lord of Tianlan was trapped in an infinite nesting doll, not knowing which level he was in and which level the Ghost Emperor was in.

At this time, a message came from outside the venue, "When the fifth mysterious tide began, the Ghost Emperor killed ten emperors in a row..."

"This joke is true!"

The information of the person behind the scenes must not be wrong. Hearing this, the Lord of Tianlan immediately felt confident.

The person behind the scenes did not shy away from conveying the information, and many people received it.

Offstage, Jiang Bai's face turned cold, and Wei Junjie immediately cursed for him, "Referee, someone asked for help outside the court, is this appropriate?"

"Black curtain! Match-fixing!"

The red-haired referee glanced at Wei Junjie, "The rules do not prohibit asking for help outside the court."

Hearing this, Jiang Bai's face became even colder, and Wei Junjie had begun to point fingers from the moral high ground.

But the Lord of Tianlan did not take these words to heart, and he confidently gave the answer,

"Really!"

The Ghost Emperor smiled contemptuously, "Fake!"

The Lord of Tianlan: ???

Offstage, Jiang Bai, who had originally had a cold face, now showed a cunning smile. Obviously, the scene in front of him did not exceed Jiang Bai's expectations.

The Ghost Emperor calculated so much, how could he leave obvious loopholes in the rules and let the Lord of Tianlan ask for help outside the court at will?

He didn't even think about it. With such an obvious loophole, the Ghost Emperor gathered all the ghosts in Fengdu to make plans, how could he not think of it?

Why is this joke fake?

The reason is very simple.

The Ghost Emperor announced the answer,

"I never fight alone."

Everyone:......

When a group fight is possible, the Ghost Emperor never fights alone.

When a group fight is not possible and only a single fight is possible, the Ghost Emperor emphasizes that a gentleman should speak instead of fight...

From his tone, he seems quite proud?

Tian Lan:......

The original version of this joke is [Ren Jie and the Ghost Emperor killed ten emperors in a row. Afterwards, the Ghost Emperor, who was protected by Ren Jie, lamented that our Pure Land duo was too strong! ]

The Lord of Tian Lan gritted his teeth, and learned from his mistakes. A bad start is nothing. As long as he finds a fake joke, he can successfully turn the tables!

There are still two chances!

At the same time, the Lord of Tianlan also realized that the off-site support should not be taken seriously. Even those who experienced it personally back then sometimes find it difficult to imagine what the truth of the matter is.

After all, the jokes made by the Ghost Emperor are always beyond imagination.

With the experience of the first round, the Lord of Tianlan cheered up and turned to the second page of the Pure Land Joke Collection.

[The head of the Pure Land Emperor once killed all four parties in a card game with tricks...]

After seeing the joke, the person behind the scenes immediately began to pass on the news,

"The four Pure Land Emperors once had a card game, playing mahjong, and the Sky Emperor won a lot of money by cheating, all of which supported the director's research..."

"If the head of the Pure Land Emperor in the article refers to the Sky Emperor, this is true."

"But! After the previous confrontation, the routine of the Ghost Emperor has become very obvious. He is good at using a fact to mislead us and guide us in the wrong direction. To put it bluntly, it is just playing tricks!"

"Such cleverness is not something that can be put on the stage after all. It may be effective once or twice, but if used too much, it will eventually be self-righteousness!"

"So, the real answer is..."

The Lord of Tianlan heard the message from the person behind the scenes, nodded repeatedly, and finally said confidently,

"Although this joke tells the truth, but!"

"It doesn't have any funny points, so it's just a fact, not a joke at all! It doesn't deserve to be included in the Pure Land Joke Collection!"

"It's a fake joke!"

They have seen through the routine of the Ghost Emperor and will never fall into the same pit twice!

A joke that is not funny is still a joke? !

Listening to the other party's extremely confident inference, the Ghost Emperor sneered,

"Wrong!"

Wrong again?

"It's true that the Thousand Paper Cranes cheated. The head of the Heavenly Emperor cheated in mahjong, which is ridiculous. It can only be regarded as a joke. You are right. This level of jokes is not worthy of being included in the masterpiece of Pure Land Jokes!"

"But..."

The Ghost Heavenly Emperor pointed out the essence of this joke in front of everyone.

"We found out after reviewing the game that if the Thousand Paper Cranes didn't cheat, he could have won more than ten times more money just by luck!"

The Lord of Tianlan:? ? ?

Everyone:......

Everyone's expression was complicated. They never thought that the truth was like this.

A son of destiny, playing mahjong, cheating?

What a joke!

The Thousand Paper Cranes' tricks were completely a hindrance to his winning!

He could have won a straight set of cards, but he cheated and won nothing. Isn't this a joke? !

I have to say that after the Ghost Heavenly Emperor's annotation, this joke is indeed a little funny after being completed.

After all, this joke has nothing to do with the Ghost Emperor, so we can't expect it to be funny.

The forehead of the Lord of Tianlan has begun to sweat. Two pages of paper, two jokes, he has already lost two chances!

If he makes a mistake again, the Lord of Tianlan will have no chance...

This is the last chance, he must grasp it.

Can he succeed...

The Lord of Tianlan feels his heartbeat speeding up crazily. He has been famous for many years, but he actually feels a little nervous at this moment!

Let's give it a try!

He reached out to touch the Pure Land Jokes Collection, and the next moment, a sudden change occurred!

A golden light fell from the sky, shining on the face of the Lord of Tianlan, and he showed a proud smile.

At this moment, he achieved a real victory!

"Ghost Emperor, this Pure Land Jokes Collection, we accept it!"

The golden light is a special channel for cross-border transmission of items. There is a part of the power of the door that cannot be interrupted by anyone.

When the golden light fell, the book had fallen into the hands of the person behind the scenes, and even Han Chan could not take it away!

The goal of the Lord of Tianlan from the beginning was not to win this ring match. It would be best if he could win, but if he couldn't, he would find a way to overturn the table!

The way the Lord of Tianlan overturned the table was to take away the Pure Land Jokes Collection that Ghost Emperor cherished!

Half a day ago, Jiang Bai handed the book to Ghost Emperor in front of many people, and told him to keep it well.

After being inspired by Jiang Bai, Ghost Emperor studied a whole set of tactics around the Pure Land Jokes Collection, trying to win this ring match by being clever.

But the people behind the scenes stood higher and saw farther. Their goal from the beginning was Ghost Emperor's trump card!

Since this book is so important to Ghost Emperor, at least it is part of the trump card, then take it away first!

"The real victory or defeat is never on the chessboard, but outside the chessboard!"

The Lord of Tianlan, who held the Pure Land Jokes Collection in his hand, at this moment, swept away the previous decadence and frustration, raised his eyebrows and made his own victory declaration,

"Your little cleverness is not worth mentioning in front of real strength and wisdom!"

Then... he found that a strange smile appeared on the faces of all the people in the Pure Land.

This smile was coincidental, tacitly understood, and too tacit.

The Ghost Emperor was also smiling.

He scratched his head, tilted his head, blinked, and asked curiously,

"Why do you think the Pure Land Jokes Collection that Jiang Bai gave me is real?"

The Lord of Tianlan: ? ? ?

The Lord of Tianlan spent a great price to break the boundary and send away the Pure Land Jokes Collection. Although the book is still suspended above the arena, in fact, the book is being transmitted to other universes. This process cannot be destroyed by anyone, not even the Lord of Hecai.

But the result... stole a fake? !

Originally, the Lord of Tianlan didn't believe it very much and thought that the Ghost Emperor was deceiving him.

But the moment he heard the two words Jiang Bai, the Lord of Tianlan's firm heart began to waver. Anything related to Jiang Bai would have the risk of being a fake...

"I didn't tell you."

The Ghost Emperor's mouth curled up slightly, and he said disdainfully,

"This is a joke."

"If you don't believe it, you can turn to the third page of this book."

"There is the biggest joke in the book."

The Ghost Emperor and his men had long expected that the other party would overturn the table when there was no way to retreat, and they didn't even have the chance to see the third joke. Therefore, they prepared a gift for the Lord of Tianlan on the third page!

Listening to the words of the Ghost Emperor, the Pure Land Jokes Collection suspended in the air turned to the third page without wind.

The Lord of Tianlan couldn't wait to get forward and wanted to see the contents of the book clearly. He wanted to know whether what the Ghost Emperor said was true or false.

Maybe the other party was deceiving him? !

Then, he saw the answer:

A mirror.

The person in the mirror looks like a clown.

Why, why is it like this...

I was clearly prepared to die, but I was tricked step by step, and in the end, without forcing the Ghost Emperor to reveal any of his cards, I lost cleanly!

Even the Pure Land Jokes Collection that I paid a huge price for was a fake that was useless!

The person in the mirror began to twist and spin, and the smile that had frozen on his face before bloomed again, as if he was laughing at himself.

The Lord of Tianlan was pale, he lost, but he didn't know where he lost.

Could it be... that he just lost to a clever trick?

How could this be possible! How could this be possible! This... this... this...

"To deal with a piece of shit like you..."

The Ghost Emperor grinned and said contemptuously,

"A little clever trick is enough."

In this round, the Pure Land Ghost Emperor won!

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