Help! This Savior Is Too Stupid!

Chapter 043: Hearing the News Is Not a Happy Thing (First Update)

The corners of Jiang Bai's mouth twitched, and his anger could no longer be suppressed.

As the saying goes, hitting someone is not a slap in the face.

Too much!

More outrageous things are yet to come.

Those who wear fake shoes drink alcohol.

Everyone present, the three thousand drinkers, and the other five people, the master behind the screen, all turned their attention to Jiang Bai.

Their eyes revealed doubts, and they wanted to ask Jiang Bai:

Aren't you going to drink?

Shan Qingyi couldn't ask with her eyes.

So, she chose a more tactful approach and asked,

"Jiang Bai, you don't want to drink?"

"Ahem..."

Jiang Bai coughed twice, cleared his throat, and spoke calmly under the crowd,

"I have never worn fake shoes, or in other words, all the shoes I have worn are real shoes."

Everyone immediately put on a posture of listening attentively.

“Although the pair of shoes I bought were from Nike, I originally bought these shoes, so strictly speaking, they are genuine knock-off shoes!”

Although these shoes are fake, they are quite real.

In short, you can drink anything else, but Jiang Bai will definitely not drink this glass of wine!

In the hourglass, the last grain of sand falls, time is up!

All the hourglasses turned into quicksand and disappeared little by little.

At the wedding banquet, a group of slaves immediately poured out of the two spacious passages. They were tied with various colored ribbons on their heads, arms and waists, mostly red. They were holding gongs and drums, and they ran and beat the gongs and drums without forgetting the words. shouted.

"Happy mistress! Happy mistress!"

This is good news.

And this is the biggest feature of Wenxi Banquet - Wenxi.

In itself, the Wenxi Banquet was a Qujiang Banquet in the Tang Dynasty, where candidates who passed the Jinshi examination gathered to congratulate and rejoice together.

As a result, when we arrived at the Drunkard's place, it became a banquet with many rules, and the purpose of every rule was one - drink more!

That’s all.

The section of ‘Wen Xi’ is also a bit weird.

It seems like a servant is announcing the good news, but in fact it is not that simple.

Wei Junjie murmured in a low voice,

"Normally, when people are happy, they don't let it be publicized for the first few months. This is good. As soon as they are happy, they want to tell the world..."

Boss Cao nodded slightly when he heard this.

There are many rules in ancient times that have been passed down. Later generations may not know the reasons and will just follow them.

For example, when it comes to fetuses, ordinary women are at risk of miscarriage after pregnancy. In addition, the medical level in ancient times was limited, and the mortality rate during childbirth was extremely high.

It is no exaggeration to say that every childbirth is a journey before death.

It is precisely for this reason that ordinary women do not publicize their pregnancy.

He was a gynecologist, his professional counterpart in this matter. He had an idea in his mind and immediately turned his attention to Jiang Bai.

Jiang Bai nodded, indicating that Boss Cao could do what he wanted.

This is the past alley, and there is no life-threatening danger at Wen Xi Banquet. Mother Yang has repeatedly assured Jiang Bai on this point.

Of course, Yang's mother's guarantee has no credibility. Jiang Bai really believes in himself.

Once Boss Cao is really in danger, Jiang Bai will flip the table immediately.

[Convenient location] At hand...

etc.

Not in a good location?

Jiang Bai felt that he needed to get back the [Deception] sequence ability first, and then unblock the seal of the right location.

As for in the meantime... I wish Boss Cao good luck!

After getting Jiang Bai's permission, Boss Cao stood up on his own initiative, picked up his wine glass, and congratulated the owner behind the screen.

"It's a happy occasion, I'd like to propose a toast to you."

With that said, Boss Cao drank the wine in the silver cup.

The host picked up the wine glass and took a sip as a return gift.

After drinking, Boss Cao started talking about business.

"Cao is not talented. He knows a little bit about medicine and is especially good at gynecology. This is my business card and resume. I am not boasting. Cao saved three people from blocked amniotic fluid..."

After briefly introducing himself, Boss Cao changed the subject.

"I would like to diagnose my mother's pulse."

"Diagnose pulse?"

Boss Cao said modestly, “It’s better to have B-ultrasound.”

Although he can diagnose the pulse, this is a manual job after all, and it is not as neat as a B-ultrasound.

Hearing Boss Cao's words, everyone else was shocked and exchanged glances with each other. It was obvious that they did not expect Boss Cao to do such a thing.

After ‘Wen Xi’, it was supposed to be congratulations, so it would be better to go to Boss Cao’s place and start working directly!

Behind the screen, the owner obviously encountered this situation for the first time. He pondered for a moment and picked up the wine glass again.

"I'd like to offer this cup to you, Mr. Cao."

Obviously, Boss Cao's actions exceeded his expectations.

More importantly, judging from his tone...he really needs a gynecologist!

Boss Cao did not hold the wine glass, but returned the gift.

"May I ask, is there any sobering soup? Cao is not allowed to drink alcohol while working!"

There is no drinking at the wedding banquet, and even sobering up soup is given.

Boss Cao's operation shocked everyone.

Yu Guang did not look at Boss Cao, but instead turned his attention to Jiang Bai.

Although Boss Cao cares about his wife on weekdays, he is not so caring, let alone so shameless.

This doesn't look like Boss Cao's style.

More like...Jiang Bai.

Yu Guang's suspicion was well-founded.

Wei Junjie had the same suspicion, but Wei Junjie knew very well that he could not go to see Jiang Bai. Instead, he had to look surprised.

Jiang Bai is very cautious!

"How difficult is this!"

Behind the screen, the host laughed confidently and shouted,

"Come here, serve the hangover soup!"

Soon, I saw two old men one behind the other, carrying a bamboo pole. Under the bamboo pole, there was a porcelain bowl with half a bowl of off-white clear soup in it, which was still steaming.

When the sobering soup was served, Boss Cao was not polite. He picked it up and drank it in one gulp.

"ha--"

After the hangover soup entered his stomach, Boss Cao felt as if the acupuncture points all over his body were opening, and every acupuncture point was emitting hot air. The wine he had drunk before also came out along with the hot air.

After waking up from the wine, I felt as if I had finished a sauna session, feeling indescribably comfortable all over my body.

Boss Cao bowed again and followed a slave to treat the mistress.

When passing Jiang Bai, Boss Cao nodded.

He said nothing, nothing needed to be said.

it is more than words.

"You two communicate with each other with your eyes. Aren't you a bit disrespectful of me, a blind person? Why am I mute?!"

Shan Qingyi was very dissatisfied with this and asked directly,

"Jiang Bai, what are you messing with?"

Wei Junjies pricked up their ears and refused to miss a word.

"Mama Yang didn't know about the sobering soup. In history, there were no more than ten people who had passed the wedding banquet. Not everyone among these ten people was a huge number, and some of them had never shared their customs clearance experience with the outside world. ..”

The first thing Jiang Bai confirmed through Boss Cao's mouth was whether the hangover soup existed!

He just didn't expect it to be so easy to verify!

The host admitted openly that there was indeed sobering soup, and even gave Boss Cao half of the bowl, which was very generous.

Jiang Bai knew that things were not that simple.

As the wedding banquet continues, everyone may get drunk. The three thousand drinkers, the host behind the screen, Jiang Bai and others...

Hangover soup cannot be supplied in unlimited quantities, otherwise, the wedding banquet would have no meaning in existence.

So why is the owner so generous?

Why did the mistress who had just become pregnant beat gongs and drums and couldn't wait to tell everyone present that she was pregnant?

When something goes wrong, there must be a monster.

Jiang Bai just saw this weirdness.

"Because he needs a gynecologist to treat his mistress, and because Boss Cao is a good gynecologist, even if Boss Cao takes the opportunity to ask for hangover soup, he is willing to give it!"

What kind of pregnant woman is in urgent need of a doctor?

Jiang Bai paused, looked a little gloomy, and expressed his innermost suspicion,

"Wedding banquet, every piece of good news may have a tragedy behind it!"

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