Chapter 736 I Am Despicable, and I Am Carrying Out Mission 002!

Shan Shuang:......

She has dealt with many people in her life and suffered losses.

However, Origami Fan is different. He really has that kind of... that kind of...

Things that are hard for you to understand.

The deal that Shan Shuang negotiated with him was related to the life and death crisis of Zero Realm, but in the end, this guy actually cared about whether he could issue an invoice!

No, it's already this time, who are you going to ask for reimbursement?

"Can you issue...electronic invoices?"

"That's fine."

The Origami Fan shook the fan, "You can issue an invoice for 500 billion. If I can't use it up after reimbursement, I'll refund you some."

Single Double:..... "Okay!"

Just after issuing the electronic invoice, the Origami Fan changed his hat and stretched out his hand to Single Double, "Hello, I'm collecting taxes."

Single Double:......

She still tried to struggle, "Our transaction took place in the strange world, not the Pure Land..."

"No, sister."

The Origami Fan said seriously,

"Wherever we Pure Land people are, that's the Pure Land!"

Originally, it was a good deal, with invoices and taxes. Compared with the initial conditions, what actually fell into Single Double's hands was equivalent to a 70% discount.

However, from the perspective of Single Double, she didn't lose.

She opened her mouth at the beginning with the idea of ​​'asking for a high price and paying it back on the spot'. Who would have thought that the Origami Fan agreed to it and then killed a sneak attack.

After the transaction was over, Dan Shuang asked his doubts, "Why didn't you bargain at the beginning?"

Why bother?

Origami Fan gave another answer that Dan Shuang couldn't understand, "Promote GDP."

Dan Shuang:......

"Okay, it's time to work."

Origami Fan's face turned cold. The money and goods were settled. If Dan Shuang took the money and didn't do anything, don't blame him for turning his face against him.

Dan Shuang led the way in front. She jumped like jumping grids on the land full of ghosts. Origami Fan followed her, not leaving her side.

"Speaking of which, the earth realm actually sent out two venerables... Are you strong?"

During this period, Dan Shuang had broadened his horizons. Whether it was the fate follower, the throne, or the venerable, Dan Shuang had seen many strong people.

It was because of this that Dan Shuang understood a truth more clearly:

Among the strong people of this level, it is very difficult to fight across levels.

Jiang Bai and Feng Zun Zun basically never fought head-on. The two fought in the air. Even if Feng Zun Zun lost in the end, he lost to Wangzuo, not to Jiang Bai.

As for Ling Zun...

Jiang Bai's way to defeat Ling Zun is to become a Zun.

Why can the folding paper fan in the pen, ink, paper and inkstone make two Zunzun move?

"Just kidding."

The folding paper fan shook the paper fan lightly, "I once fought with Ren Jie at the same level, and there was no winner."

"I've boasted."

Dan Shuang glanced at him and shook his head,

"If you talk about Han Chan, I can still believe it a little, but Ren Wang... Don't joke."

How strong Ren Wang is, Dan Shuang has seen it with his own eyes.

"You look very amateur when you say this."

The folding paper fan sneered, "Obviously, you don't understand Ren Wang or Han Chan."

Fighting with Ren Wang is called sparring, and you should stop when you are satisfied.

Fighting with Han Chan... Han Chan will think you want to kill him, and then kill you.

Shan Shuang was still stubborn, "Do you know the King of Man very well?"

"I'm not bragging, I'm the King of Man's confidant!"

"Interesting."

Shan Shuang joked,

"In the pen, ink, paper and inkstone, there are both the King of Man's beloved and the King of Man's confidant... How did Han Chan bring the four of you together?"

Zhizhishan smiled but said nothing.

"We're here."

Shan Shuang brought the Zhizhishan and came to the edge of the mist, and a red coffin appeared in front of them.

Seeing the coffin, Zhizhishan was not surprised, but looked solemn and took a step forward.

He waved the Zhizhishan in his hand, and countless yellow papers flew out, covering the sky and blocking Shan Shuang's vision.

When the yellow paper was taken back, only Zhizhishan was left in the original place, and the coffin had disappeared, but Zhizhishan had one more thing in his hand.

Zhizhishan held a thumbtack in his hand.

This is the standard configuration of Mission 002. Many people will make the recorder into a weapon and a small object they often use, and they made a thumbtack in a despicable way.

"Is this Guixiong's recorder?"

"Yes."

Zhizhishan confirmed that the item was real, but the question was,

"How do I send this item out?"

The two venerables blocked it. At other times, Zhizhishan would not need the help of Danshuang at all. He could just call the other three people, and use the pen, ink, paper and inkstone together. The two venerables would not be a problem.

But the problem is that the Pure Land is like a broken thatched house, leaking everywhere, and there are really not many people to support him.

Therefore, he had to choose to trade with Danshuang.

If Danshuang's method is unreliable, Zhizhishan has other backups.

"It's very simple."

Shanshuang said his method,

"Just choose to play the recording!"

"I investigated the cards of the Ghost Emperor in the name of the Weird Throne, and I found that his recorder is very special."

"When Guixiong's recording is played, it will mention the relevant people. No matter where this person is in the Five Realms, he will hear this content..."

As for why there is this function...

"It's the bad taste of that despicable guy."

Zhizhishan understands this point very well.

Guixiong is despicable, just like his name, this guy is a despicable villain!

It's very unusual for him to do something like this on a recording.

Of course, most despicable people will not say anything nice in the recording, and it may even involve fraud...

However, there is no choice for the origami fan.

The war is imminent, and Pure Land needs the trump card left by Gui Xiong. Jiang Bai pins his hopes of solving the endless ghost tide on Gui Tiandi.

And this recording may help Pure Land unlock this secret.

Weighing the pros and cons, the origami fan must play the recording, no matter what is recorded in it, no matter who is involved.

He placed the thumbtack on an eraser, aligned it with the red dot in the center, and pressed.

At this moment, the surroundings of the origami fan were quiet, without any sound.

This is also one of the characteristics of despicable recorders. Even if you hold the recorder, if you are not the right person, you will not be able to hear the recording.

"I am despicable and I am performing mission 002..."

"I hope that by the time this recording is played, I will be dead. Not only will I be dead, but I will also be dead after I become a ghost and lose my memory."

"Otherwise, I don't know what will happen."

"Just kidding, I don't want to die yet... Well, from the day I made this plan, my death is inevitable, but I hope the ghost I turned into is still alive..."

"I've been talking in your ears for a long time, can you give me some reaction..."

"Asshole, are you sleeping?"

"Wake up! Why sleep forever after death! Wake up!"

At the Gray Mist Burial Ground, the will-o'-the-wisp on the cat's fist yawned, driving away the sounds in his ears like a mosquito, then changed to a more comfortable position and fell asleep again.

The voice in Guitian Emperor's ear disappeared, and the recording ended.

The next moment, Secretary Huang was undergoing surgery. At the most critical moment, a voice sounded in his ear,

"I am despicable. I am performing mission 002. The second recording. Lao Huang, it shouldn't affect me to chat with you at this time..."

...

(I will try to finish writing the recording tomorrow. Even if I can’t finish it, I will update it by at least 10,000 words, okay~)