Chapter 918: A Trial
Ye Xiaochuan is working tirelessly as an emotional mentor. He likes this job. It not only satisfies his need to brag to the maximum extent, but also makes a lot of money. He has made a major decision. From now on, he will stay away from the humble industry of petty theft and switch to the great cause of education. Now I’ll try my hand at it, and when I return to Cangyun, I’ll open an emotional training class. I’ll probably get a lot of money just for the registration fee, and I’ll also get a good teacher.
The reputation is much better than the name Cangyun Big Mouse.
The content of his lecture can be summed up in three words: shameless. As a young virgin who has been proud of the flowers for many years, his analysis still makes some sense. For example, what he said now: "In the relationship between men and women, men have to take the initiative, while women are more reserved, and women cannot take the initiative. Men have to show their super shameless qualities at this time,
Love is a rough road, don’t get discouraged after being rejected once. No matter how tired or miserable you are, just think of yourself as two hundred and five. No matter how difficult or dangerous it is, just think of yourself as a fool. Let’s encourage you together. "
Su Qin took a small note and seemed a little confused, so he raised his hand and asked, "Xiaochuan, will this stalking cause the other party to resent you?" Ye Xiaochuan said, "You are on to the right point in asking, women like it." Ruojiruoli will give you a slap in the face and give you a jujube. Every time she makes you feel desperate, she will give you the feeling that she has a chance to catch you. As long as you have spotted the prey, you should not let it go easily. Almost all women are enjoying the process of men stalking her, which can greatly satisfy their twisted and perverted female self-esteem, and they feel that they are unparalleled beauties in the world. Of course, not all women are. In this way, for example, Senior Sister Yunqi Youyun is a special case. If you stalk her, she will break two of your legs and maybe give you a discount on the third leg. Of course, Stalking doesn't mean following a woman shamelessly all day long, which will make her look down on you. For example, Senior Brother Sun Yao used to pursue Gu Pan'er like crazy every day.
Just like a follower, he failed in the end. This is a bloody lesson and a taboo in pursuing women. "
Qi Feiyuan raised his hand and said: "Then how can we grasp this degree? Do you have any good methods? You are really good with women. You are envious of others. Please teach me, brother."
Everyone spent three thousand taels, and they were all super VIP users. Ye Xiaochuan would naturally reveal some real baggage. He said: "Habits, habits are a terrible thing. You can give the girl you like something delicious, fun, jewelry, etc. every day. As long as the other party accepts your kindness, it means that the other party at least treats you. There is no resistance. This is a good sign. As long as the other person gradually develops the habit of being by your side, when one day you suddenly stop giving her delicious food or stop seeing her, she will be there. Think about it, why don’t you bother me anymore? Is it because you are old and have been so lukewarm to you that you have given up on me?
Already? This is a great time for feelings to explode. As long as she starts looking for you, you can take advantage of the situation. When a woman goes to bed with a man, I don't need to tell you the rest, right? Look at Sun Yao and Meihezi..."
Several old men sitting cross-legged in the tree hole were taking notes and raising their thumbs to Ye Xiaochuan. These three thousand taels were not wasted, and they really learned something.
They are all good people, all disciples of the righteous path. They have been the top leaders of their respective sects since they were young. Their masters and elders only taught them cultivation and how to behave, but almost no one taught them how to deal with it. The complicated love between children.
Ye Xiaochuan was raised by a drunken Taoist and has been surrounded by women since he was a child.
How could a drunk Taoist take care of a child? Before he was five years old, Ye Xiaochuan was almost always raised by Ning Xiangruo and other female disciples from Samsara Peak. He was self-taught. He dared not say anything else. In terms of teasing fairies from good families, it would be difficult for gentlemen like Qi Feiyuan to flirt with him. and.
My mouth was dry as I spoke, so naturally I drank some wine to moisten my throat. I was ready to continue talking later. I was exaggerated by everyone's enthusiasm, and I was ready to talk all night long.
Unexpectedly, when he looked up, he saw Yun Qiyou standing at the entrance of the cave with a face full of black lines. The little saint Ziyan was flapping her wings and hanging at the entrance of the cave, covering her mouth and laughing softly.
Ye Xiaochuan stood up suddenly. When he saw Yun Qiyou's familiar face, he immediately turned around and ran away. However, he forgot that he was in the tree hole. When he turned around, his nose hit the tree wall. He was so painful that he shed tears. Come down, cover your nose and squat on the ground like a prawn.
Everyone turned around and saw Yun Qiyou. Everyone immediately looked at Yun Qiyou and Ye Xiaochuan with very strange and ambiguous eyes.
Yun Qiyou didn't go into the tree hole. She and Zi Yan had been standing at the entrance of the tree hole for a while. She could clearly hear Ye Xiaochuan's boasting inside, and he even used himself as an example. It was really disgusting!
She said calmly: "Are you free now? The great wizard wants to see us."
Ye Xiaochuan said subconsciously: "I don't have time, I'm very busy, you... wait, the great wizard wants to see us? You have time, I have nothing else to do."
Ye Xiaochuan pinched his nose and stood up. He came here to find the great wizard of the elves. He thought he would have to wait until tomorrow. Unexpectedly, the great wizard was also impatient and wanted to summon him overnight. He had to go, even if his legs were damaged. Yun Qiyou is on sale, so you have to crawl.
He said to Jiesex and others: "Let's stop here tonight. You should review it carefully. I will talk to you in detail later. I have something important to do. I'm leaving first."
Everyone also knew more or less the purpose of Ye Xiaochuan's visit to Northern Xinjiang this time. They all waved to Ye Xiaochuan and told him to go and come back early.
After leaving the tree hole, it was not very dark outside. After all, it was not deep underground in the woods where the starlight and moonlight could not be seen. In the sky, the moonlight was still very bright.
Zi Yan flew in front of Ye Xiaochuan and said: "Mr. Ye, are you a flower thief among humans?"
Ye Xiaochuan was very embarrassed. He secretly glanced at Yun Qiyou with an expressionless face and said: "What flower thief, don't talk nonsense!"
Zi Yan smiled and said: "If you are not a flower thief, why do you teach them how to sleep with women?"
Ye Xiaochuan coughed a few times and said: "This is a great emotional mentor. There is an essential difference between him and a flower thief. You don't understand."
Yun Qiyou listened to Ye Xiaochuan on the side and his face became darker. She knew what kind of person Ye Xiaochuan was, and was too lazy to dwell on this topic any further, so she said to Zi Yan, "Miss Zi Yan, let's go see the Great Wizard."