Chapter 339 The Man with Two Nosebleeds

Chapter 339 Two men with nosebleeds

Hearing Jie Se say that this red thing is a tiger treasure, Ye Xiaochuan said angrily: "Your words fully expose the shortcomings of your shallow knowledge. It is true to have pig treasures, and it is also true to have cow treasures, but you are the boss Why have I never heard of a tiger treasure? Besides, this thing is round and smooth, and the more I look at it, the more it looks like an oversized goose egg.”

Jiese disapproved and said: "This is bigger than a baby's head, how can it be a goose egg!"

Ye Xiaochuan said: "That's why I said it's extra large! By the way, I heard that there is a kind of bird running on the ground in the wilderness with a long neck, called an ostrich, and its eggs are very big!"

Jiese said: "There are no ostriches in China, and it is impossible for this tiger to go to the wilderness tens of thousands of miles away to steal an ostrich egg and then come back. Show it to me."

Jiese took the thing from Ye Xiaochuan's hand, actually stuck out his tongue and licked it, and then he hit a very smooth pebble next to him that was washed by the river a few times. It was so hard that the thing was hit hard. There was a thud, but no reaction at all, just like a stone.

Jiese shrugged and said: "Boss, this is not an egg at all, nor is it a tiger treasure. It is just a pebble. I don't know why it was eaten by the tiger. The stone is too big, it cannot be digested, and it cannot be defecated." Come out, so it stays in the tiger's belly."

Ye Xiaochuan nodded suspiciously. This analysis of rebooting was really good. He took the red object that was casually discarded by rebooting and smashed it on the stone next to him a few times. His hands were numb from the shock. There was no abnormal reaction at all, it was really a stubborn rock!

However, such flame-like red pebbles are rare. Ye Xiaochuan thought that he might be able to find a rogue to sell them for a few taels of silver. He originally planned to throw them into the river, but after thinking about it, he threw them into the Qiankun bag on his waist.

Sihailou, the largest inn in Phoenix City.

Yun Qiyou, who was dressed in white, felt more comfortable. When Ye Xiaochuan and Jie Se were peeling tiger skin and cooking tiger whip in the wild, she had already ordered several exquisite and delicious vegetarian dishes, a bowl of pearl rice, and chewed it carefully. Eat with relish.

Just after the meal, I opened a luxurious room. Money is so willful.

The waiter had just led him to the door of the guest room on the second floor with the number plate of Tianzi No. 1. Before he entered, he heard a familiar voice coming from downstairs.

"This inn is nice. Stay here tonight! You pay!"

"Why me again?"

"Because you are rich, and you have a thick stack of banknotes on you. If you don't spend your money, who will?"

Yun Qiyou frowned, turned around and looked down, and saw a beautiful plump woman in blue and a thin woman wearing men's clothing coming in.

It turned out to be Baili Yuan and Yang Linger.

A few days ago, as soon as she arrived at Tianquan Mountain, Ning Xiangruo received a message from Yun Qiyou, saying that Ye Xiaochuan had been found, but Ye Xiaochuan was slightly injured, so he walked west while recovering from his injuries.

This news naturally reached the ears of Baili Yuan and Yang Ling'er.

When coming down from Cangyun Mountain, Bailiyuan and Ye Xiaochuan were asked to go down the mountain to practice in accordance with the orders of Zui Taoist and Liubo Fairy. Since there was news about this brat, they naturally wanted to find him and join him.

But Yang Linger still followed Baili Yuan, which made Baili Yuan very angry.

In the abandoned Yizhuang, Yang Ling'er's true identity was discovered. She was the saint of Piaomiao Pavilion and Fairy Yufu, one of the six fairies.

It was agreed at that time that Yang Linger would leave this small team.

A while ago, Ye Xiaochuan's life and death were uncertain, and we searched together for more than ten days. This is reasonable.

However, now that Ye Xiaochuan has been found, Yang Ling'er is still shamelessly following her to find Ye Xiaochuan. This is unbearable.

I have tried several times to drive Yang Ling'er away, so Baili Yuan simply stopped driving. Aren't you rich? I will spend your money along the way!

After traveling for several days, I finally arrived at Fenghuang Ancient City tonight. It was getting dark. Bailiyuan asked about the most expensive and luxurious inn in Fenghuang Ancient City, so she and Yang Ling'er came to Sihai Tower.

What a coincidence, Yun Qiyou was staying here today and bumped into her.

Yun Qiyou on the second floor didn't watch Baili Yuan and Yang Ling'er walk into the inn hand in hand. He frowned, then turned around and followed the waiter into the inn's Tianzi Room No. 1.

She was not familiar with these two people, so it was best not to meet them.

Neither Bailiyuan nor Yang Ling'er noticed Yun Qiyou walking into the guest room on the second floor. The waiter led the two of them to a table and sat down. Then Bailiyuan started to order, specializing in expensive dishes. Anyway, there was someone to treat, so it didn't matter. .

It doesn't matter to Yang Ling'er, she is a prodigal girl who has no concept of money and can eat whatever Baili Yuan wants.

Outside the city, there is Phoenix Mountain, in the mountains.

After all, something went wrong, a big problem.

A huge old tiger whip from the mountains, plus some bits and pieces of the tiger's body, were boiled for an hour. Ye Xiaochuan and Jie Se were so clean that they even drank a drop of the soup in the pot. Nothing left.

This is not to say that tiger penis and tiger meat are delicious. On the contrary, tiger meat is not delicious. It is all bones, not chewy, and the meat is very old, even tougher than beef tendon.

As for the tiger whip, not to mention it is the part where tigers urinate.

Tigers, like dogs, urinate hundreds of times a day in order to show off their territory, not to mention how fishy it is.

The reason why the whole pot was eaten cleanly was because Ye Xiaochuan and Jingse had long heard that tiger penis was a rare treasure, which had a remarkable effect in tonifying the kidneys and strengthening yang.

After seeing the size of the tiger penis, both guys were very dissatisfied with their penises, hoping to take their size to the next level by taking the tiger penis this time.

So, the two men buried their heads and forced themselves to eat the tiger penis.

It was about men's dignity, so the two men had to be a little shy.

Before eating, Jiesexing said: "Boss, I heard that tiger penis is very aphrodisiac. I am a monk and I can't use it. I'll give it all to you."

Ye Xiaochuan immediately shook his head and said confidently: "There is no need for that. I am very satisfied with my current size. To describe it in a poem, I will climb to the top of the mountain and see all the mountains. When I was in Cangyun, I stood on the top of the mountain with a dozen brothers to compete in peeing. I could pee three hundred feet against the wind and shoot through the Samsara Peak with the wind. I won the title of Bird King for seven consecutive times. You should eat this tiger penis."

Jiesexing took it seriously and said: "Thank you very much, boss!"

He picked up the tiger penis and was about to eat it, but was kicked aside by Ye Xiaochuan.

So in the fight between the two, they cleaned up everything in the pot in a short while.

Now there was a problem. The two hot-blooded teenagers were cleaning their noses by the river. The tiger whip had a strong aftereffect. They felt the effect within an hour of eating it.

However, they had no place to vent their anger, so they all had nosebleeds.