Chapter 2758: Pig Teammate
Of course, Ye Xiaochuan is not really going to poop. A master of cultivation like him can not only live without food for many days, but also convert the food eaten into his stomach into energy bit by bit, and the remaining dregs will also In the process of cultivation, I was voluntarily
Excreted from the body.
Therefore, cultivators seldom poop, only pee.
Ye Xiaochuan took a dip in front of a big tree. After putting on his belt, he didn't intend to go back to the camp. He stepped on the tree trunk a few times with his toes, and his body became like a spiritual ape and appeared on the branches of the big tree. .
"Master Ye, hello."
Just as I was sitting on the branch of a tree, suddenly there was a voice above my head.
Ye Xiaochuan was startled. When he looked up, he saw a person sitting on the tree branch above his head.
It was Miss Tianwen who was dressed in black and masked.
Ye Xiaochuan looked around and said, "What's going on? When did you hide here? Were you peeking from above when I was peeing down there just now?"
Tianwen let out a sigh, and with a flick of his finger, a pine nut hit Ye Xiaochuan on the head.
The hand was quite strong, and Ye Xiaochuan only felt a sharp pain on his head, and quickly reached out to protect his head to prevent Tian Wen from above from attacking him again.
Tian asked: "Don't you have any idea why I came to you late at night?"
Ye Xiaochuan said: "Don't say this nonsense. It seems like there is some kind of shady relationship between us."
Ye Xiaochuan just scanned his consciousness and discovered that there were many people hiding in the darkness around him. There were disciples of the Cangyun Sect and disciples of the Demon Sect. Tian Wen suddenly said these words. This was not to turn him into a third person. Two Yuan Shaoqin? Tian asked: "What are you thinking about? I really don't know how the Cangyun Sect, a giant sect of righteousness, could have a prodigal like you. The last time you searched for the Jade Slip Hidden Cave in Wushan, you borrowed it from the Holy Sect. The Big Dipper, during the war in southern Xinjiang, the situation was urgent, and I suddenly received an order to return to the temple, so I didn't have time to ask you for the Big Dipper back. It's been a year. Shouldn't you return the Big Dipper? Me? You asked the Holy Religion to borrow the Big Dipper. Everyone in the world knows it, but you can’t
I want to default on my debt. "
Ye Xiaochuan took out the wine bottle and drank a few sips. Then he took out the half pack of spiced peanuts from his arms, ate a few of them, and then gestured upward.
Said: "Tianwen girl, do you want to eat something?"
Tian asked: "Don't eat! Have you washed your hands? Don't try to change the subject. Is it time for you to return the Big Dipper to me?" Ye Xiaochuan said: "I heard that you have been promoted recently, from deputy commander of the Five Elements Flag to , promoted to Huangfu's successor, the default ambassador of Zuo. You said you have become a big leader, why are you still so stingy? Look at how grand Huangfu is. For the sake of the inheritance and continuation of human civilization, Beidou Xingyi said that he would borrow it. Yes, you didn’t even frown. Look at you again. When we first met, you didn’t even say any polite words. You just asked me for the Beidou Star. You even peeked at me to see if you were interested.
? "
Tian asked: "The Big Dipper is the most important treasure of our holy religion, and it is of great importance. If it is lent to others, I would be relieved, but your character... Haha, I am very doubtful." Ye Xiaochuan was furious and looked up. He craned his neck and looked at Tian Wen on the tree branch above, and shouted: "My character has a slight flaw, but everyone in the world knows that I, Ye Xiaochuan, owe nothing. Besides, do you know how to use the Big Dipper? Use it? You devils
Is there anyone in the church who can activate it? I can return the Big Dipper to you, but you devil sect will never find the Wushan Jade Slip Hidden Cave through me again! Let’s sleep together with those jade slips you made! "
Tianwen was speechless.
Those of them who have entered the Jade Slip Cave all remember the contents of the jade slips they saw inside, but none of them remember how they got in or how they got out.
Later, in order to deal with the Thousand Faces Sect, Ye Xiaochuan reached an agreement with the Demon Cult and transferred the patent for making jade slips and the method of finding the jade slip cave.
However, that is only a method, and one has to use the Big Dipper to locate the nodes in the thick fog of Wushan one by one. Only Ye Xiaochuan in the world can once again find the Jade Slip Hidden Cave through the Big Dipper.
Ye Xiaochuan is just a little hooligan. He directly said that he would hand over the Big Dipper and not find a jade slip hiding hole for the Demon Sect.
Now Five Elements Banner has produced hundreds of jade slips for more than half a year, and is planning to find an opportunity to join forces with Zhengdao and let Ye Xiaochuan go to southern Xinjiang again to put these jade slips into the jade slips hiding cave.
Tian Wen gritted his teeth and said, "Aren't you just trying to be a bachelor?" Ye Xiaochuan chuckled and said, "I'm just trying to be a bachelor, and you bite me? The Big Dipper is just the key to the jade slip hidden cave, and it was the star used by the ancients for stargazing. The crown instrument is not a powerful magic weapon. As for being so anxious to go back? I will leave it here tonight. When will the catastrophe end and when will it no longer be necessary to use the Big Dipper? If you don’t ask me, I will also offer it with both hands. Now if you want to go back, not only will there be no door, but there will also be no window unless you!
The Demon Cult does not want to transport the jade slips to the hiding cave. "
Tian asked: "You are so cruel!"
After saying that, Ye Xiaochuan only heard a whirring sound from above. When he looked up, Tian Wen had disappeared. He continued to take a sip of wine and peanuts, and said lazily: "Have you heard enough? All of them are famous young heroes in the world, but they must be the gentlemen on the beam. This great sage does not like the gentlemen on the beam, but only the beauties in the forest. Change to a few beauties
Come. "
It was quiet in the darkness, and many of the people watching quietly retreated, and no one made a sound or showed up.
There are fools, such as a wretched man wearing night clothes, slowly emerging from the darkness.
"Mr. Ye, I was ordered to come here to protect you, in case it would be bad for you to ask the girl that day!"
Yamashita's straight hair is a bit embarrassing. Ye Xiaochuan exclaimed: "Stop putting gold on your face! If Miss Tianwen really attacks me, can you protect me? With your little skills, I guess you can't stop Tianwen's blow. Go, go, go, Don't disturb me while I drink. By the way, pass on the order and leave no one behind.
Do you bother me again? "
Seeing Yamashita Zhishu disappear, Ye Xiaochuan secretly sighed in his heart, how could Sun Yao let Yamashita Zhishu, a pig teammate, spy on him. There were at least twelve Zhengmo disciples who were watching him and Tian Wen nearby just now. After what he said, the others retreated gently, just as they came gently and did not take away a single cloud. Only this mountain has straight beams popping out
. What is this if not a pig teammate?
At the same time, Ye Xiaochuan also felt quite emotional. It seemed that he could no longer act rashly in the future, especially when it came to some sensitive matters concerning the Demon Cult. He must be cautious.
Only tonight did he truly realize that there were really many pairs of eyes staring at him in the dark.
Not many of the owners of these eyes want to protect themselves, most of them want to harm themselves! Previously, he and Tian Wen noticed that there were many people around, so they talked about the Big Dipper a few times, all for outsiders to see.