Chapter 2413 Returning Home

Ye Xiaochuan's personal lecture not only made him a lot of money, but also greatly satisfied his little vanity. His nonsense was as absurd as the villain's book that was popular in the world in the past few years. "The Monkey King" is comparable. He was very eloquent and invented a fantastic and bizarre world. In this new world where gods and demons danced wildly and monsters were rampant, he transformed into a handsome man who was not afraid of power, upheld justice, was heroic, hated evil, and was very handsome.

A messy young knight who travels the world with a sword.

Fighting against heaven and earth is endless fun.

Fighting with humans and immortals is endless fun.

Fighting monsters and ghosts is endless fun.

Anyway, it’s just a lot of fun.

First, he recounted his experience in southern Xinjiang for more than a year, exaggerating it a hundred and forty-two times.

From Qinglong Valley to Dalei Feng, from Wudu Valley to Dalei Mountain, from Shenxian Valley to Jiulong Bend, from the Jade Slip Hidden Cave to Counterattack Heaven, even meeting Luo Shenfu and grabbing the Daqing Cauldron, one of the Nine Cauldrons. , and blew everything in detail.

The highlight is the four-dimensional space. No one has been to that place, so he can brag about it as he pleases.

First, he encountered more than one million alien space monsters, which he killed.

Then he met dozens of masters who were comparable to the Sumeru realm, but he was defeated by him.

In the turbulence of time and space, he even twists and turns those terrible turbulences, treats them as the twists and turns of the capital, and eats them all.

Whenever an audience member questioned the credibility of his story, he immediately responded: "Have you been to the fourth dimension? What? You haven't been? Then how do you know that this great sage is bragging?"

This personal bragging conference started from late at night, went through sunrise and sunset, and only at the sunrise of the third day was the shock: "I can predict what will happen next, and listen to the explanation next time. Everyone, prepare your banknotes." , the lecture will start on time in three days.”

Everyone gave this guy the middle finger for not being honest in business.

What the hell, keep saying that the customer is the Jade Emperor, and just use these absurd myths to scare away the Jade Emperor?

Now more than five hundred disciples from various sects who have spent money are clamoring for Ye Xiaochuan to refund their money, and they also say that Ye Xiaochuan is a big liar.

Put the banknote in your Qiankun storage bag, and there is absolutely no possibility of returning it.

Ye Xiaochuan put on the posture of a dead pig who is not afraid of boiling water. He stood on the storytelling platform made of wooden tables and talked alone with the crowd.

The quarrel made his mouth dry and he was defeated, so Ye Xiaochuan called in hundreds of Cangyun disciples to continue the quarrel with them.

From before the battle at Kowloon Bend to now, he has experienced so many ups and downs, and he has not had a good rest.

In the four-dimensional space, a lot of mental energy is consumed.

Senior Sister Yun and the others will be returning to Cangyun in the next two days. They have to be in the best spirit to greet the woman they love most. Who has time to care about you idiots with cement in their heads?

Finally returning to the courtyard after a long absence, Ye Xiaochuan hugged a tree as thick as a bowl in front of the courtyard and refused to let go. He said that when he left, the small tree was only half a person tall, but now it has grown so big. Time flies. Time flies.

I was sad for spring and sad for autumn for a long time, and then I was reminded by Xiaozhu: "Little brother, that little peach tree was dead long ago. It was just transplanted two months ago."

Ye Xiaochuan's noodles are like pork liver, and everyone around him burst into laughter.

Someone became so angry that he strode into the courtyard and slammed the door shut, shutting even Xiaozhu out.

As soon as he came in, he saw his old alcoholic master drinking wine leisurely in his exclusive recliner. Next to him was a little baby, who seemed to have just learned to walk, toddling around the recliner.

The drunk Taoist said: "Why are you willing to come back?" Ye Xiaochuan's eyes fell on that little kid and said: "Master, your chief disciple has only been away for a year, how come you even have a child! It is said that the old man has great ambitions, and the martyr is still ambitious in his old age. You are more than 400 years old, and you can still give birth to a son. I really can’t help but admire you! When I was in southern Xinjiang, my disciple compiled various secret recipes for having children. Chengzhu, if you have any secret recipe for having a baby, please pass it on to me, your chief disciple, and I guarantee that you will be able to have a baby.

Two in three years, three in five years..."

Facing Ye Xiaochuan's nonsense, the drunk Taoist felt like crying without tears. He smashed the wine gourd in his hand, but Ye Xiaochuan's cultivation was already different now. He stretched out his hand to grab the wine gourd and took a few sips. He immediately felt a hundred The pulse is smooth, every hair is like

It seemed like they were all open.

The drunk Taoist said: "This is your nephew Yang. It has been almost a year since he sent Cangyun. Don't you know?"

Ye Xiaochuan chuckled and said: "It turns out that this little kid is my nephew. He is far worse than when I was a child. He is not cute at all."

The drunk Taoist rolled his eyes.

When Xiaochi first picked up Ye Xiaochuan, Ye Xiaochuan was only a few months old and still an infant. He was indeed a little tiger head that everyone loved. But in just a few years, Ye Xiaochuan's naughty nature was revealed. When he was five or six years old, he defecated and peed in the amber soup bathed by a female disciple next to Yuanshui Xiaozhu. Master Jingxuan kicked him out and ordered Ye Xiaochuan to leave the house. Keep away from dogs

Have you forgotten about Yuanshui Xiaozhu?

Now you still have the nerve to say you were cute when you were a child?

Seeing Baby Yang, Ye Xiaochuan thought of Yu Linglong. Counting the days, that enchantress should have given birth to a baby long ago.

Yu Linglong is a beautiful woman, and her child's father is Qingfeng Li, the most handsome man in the world. The child born from these two people should not be too ugly, right?

In the past two days since I came back, I have seen Mo Xiaoti from the Hehuan Sect, but not Yu Linglong. Ye Xiaochuan guessed that Yu Linglong should still be in southern Xinjiang.

After all, she was pregnant before marriage, so she had to finish the confinement and arrange the child properly before she could go back to the Hehuan Sect to check in.

The drunk Taoist was most concerned about this eldest disciple. Seeing that Ye Xiaochuan's eyes were red and there were deep dark circles under his eyes, he said: "Xiaozhu, go and boil some hot water for your senior brother, so that he can wash well."

The courtyard door was locked from the inside by Ye Xiaochuan, so Xiaozhu had to climb over the courtyard wall and ran into the kitchen to boil water.

Ye Xiaochuan brought a small stool over and sat next to the drunk Taoist, teasing the toddler Yang Baobao, and said, "Master, I haven't embarrassed you this year, have I?" The Taoist snorted, "What you did in Southern Xinjiang is indeed remarkable, but before the counterattack on the heavens, you captured more than 300 fairies from the heavenly prisoner-of-war camp to serve the death squad. This was very inconsiderate. Xuantian Sect, Piaomiao Pavilion, and even the Demon Sect are holding on to this matter. I'm afraid you're going to suffer, so you should be mentally prepared."