Immortal and Demon Cultivation

Chapter 2061: A Dog Will Never Change Its Nature

Ye Xiaochuan thought for a while, and what Yun Qiyou said was really good. It was indeed after he was struck by lightning that the five-color divine light corresponding to the five-color divine stone appeared on his five internal organs. The five-color divine light in the body was indeed very mysterious and firm. Protected his heart.

Cultivators are not mortals. As long as their internal organs are not severely damaged, even if their limbs are cut off, their penis is cut off, and then they are thrown into the wilderness to be exposed to the sun for three to five days, a cultivator will not die easily. Ye Xiaochuan is very excited now. Now that the spiritual power of the five-color sacred stone protects his heart, it is equivalent to installing a super protective shield on the fragile and fatal organs of his body. He can fight with the enemy without any scruples. forward

Go ahead, if someone slaps you or stabs you a few times, you'll be fine. As long as you stab the opponent once, the opponent will have to sing "Liang Liang". Seeing Ye Xiaochuan's excited look, Yun Qiyou continued: "The secret of the five-color sacred stone is definitely not just for defense. Such spiritual objects have spirituality. Since it has recognized you as its master, you should study it carefully. I didn't quite believe you were like this before

A savior in a catastrophe, now I believe more and more. Some things really have their own destiny. Ye Xiaochuan chuckled, stretched out his hand to grab the black pebbles between Yun Qiyou, and said: "I never care whether he is the savior or not, but well, if I can become a peerless master of the three realms of madness like my father-in-law, I feel like Definitely too

good. "

Yun Qiyou said: "Father-in-law? Who is your father-in-law?"

Ye Xiaochuan said: "Of course it's your father." Yun Qiyou rolled his eyes at him and said: "When did I marry you? You have a father-in-law, you are so beautiful! I think you are doing well now, in Nan Xinjiang is very popular, and its popularity with women is even better. Needless to say, the beautiful fairies in the camp

, I’m afraid my relationship with you is unusual. You must have many father-in-laws. Ye Xiaochuan was anxious and said: "Qiyou, I won't take you like this. I reported it to you at the beginning. Miss Qin and the others took advantage of me because they were tired of being harassed by those singles. I am the victim." , I have nothing to do with them.

You can't go back on your word, we've all done it before, and I'm relying on you for the rest of my life. "

Having said this, Ye Xiaochuan stood up on the tree branch and said: "No, I heard that the door of catastrophe has not been closed yet. Let's go to heaven now. I will propose marriage to the evil god and have the wedding early to avoid long nights and dreams." Yun Qi Youjiang pulled him to sit down again and said: "What kind of heaven are you going to? The time difference between heaven and earth is so big. If you go to heaven now, what will happen to the tens of millions of creatures in southern Xinjiang? You are all descendants of Nuwa. I should inherit the wishes of Empress Nuwa

I hope that in everything I do, I will take care of the common people in the world, and stop thinking about the dirty things between men and women all day long. "

Ye Xiaochuan is helpless. He and Senior Sister Yun have not been together for a short time. Li Wenwen or others would have hit a home run long ago, but he has gained nothing now.

He would never admit that he was filled with fear and fear of the curse of the seven generations of lovers deep in his heart. He only felt that the reason why his relationship with Senior Sister Yun had been stagnant was because of Senior Sister Yun's reserve.

I used to plan to propose marriage to my old alcoholic master when I came back from the underworld, but in the end, senior sister Yun wanted to marry her master Ding You for ten years.

Ten years is ten years. If you don’t get married, don’t get married. They are not ordinary people. People in the world should be informal. There are many couples who get on the boat first and then buy tickets.

Ye Xiaochuan thinks that he has always been very proactive, but Yun Qiyou always shows resistance every time.

The excitement and joy of getting the five-colored sacred stone has slowly faded away now. He said angrily: "Senior Sister Yun, tell me honestly, do you have a problem with your sexual orientation like Fairy Qingluan?"

Yun Qiyou's face turned slightly red, he sighed and said, "What nonsense are you talking about."

Ye Xiaochuan said: "We have been together for a long time, and we should have had sex long ago, but you keep making excuses. If you are not a rabbit with sexual orientation problems, then you must be a frigid stone girl!"

That's right, Ye Xiaochuan was beaten again.

When he returned to the Wanyuan Mountain camp with two black panda eyes, it was already noon. He came back alone. Yun Qiyou, Fugui, and Wangcai did not return with him.

Seeing Ye Xiaochuan's miserable state, the girls snickered in their hearts, they must have been beaten by Yun Qiyou because this boy wanted to attack Yun Qiyou.

Baili Yuan said with a smile: "Hey, isn't this the Bladeless Sword God Ye Shaoxia? Why does it look like a pig's head?"

Ye Xiaochuan was speechless for a while.

After being tortured by Yun Qiyou, he now needed comfort. He opened his arms and said, "I'm injured. Can some kind person help me apply ointment?"

Liujie's fat body flashed over from the side and said: "Brother Xiaochuan, Sajia has something to relieve blood stasis and relieve pain..."

"boom!"

Before Liu Jie finished speaking, he was kicked away by Ye Xiaochuan.

Who is this person? He has followed me around the world and has lived with him for three or four years. How come this fat monk still has no eyesight at all?

I didn't see that this great sage was using his pain to gain sympathy and was preparing to eat some tofu from these fairies. Why are you here to join in the fun? I should have driven you and Jiese back to Middle-earth in the first place.

After kicking Liujie away, Ye Xiaochuan said pitifully: "My heart hurts so much, my liver hurts so much, my whole body hurts so much, Shuang'er, Zhen'er, Baili... I need you." A warm embrace can soothe my injured heart!"

boom!

This time it was not Liujie who was kicked away, but Ye Xiaochuan.

Zuo Qiu had just returned from Yu Linglong. As soon as she reached the mountainside, she saw Ye Xiaochuan being kicked to the ground.

She pulled Ye Xiaochuan up and brushed off the dust on him.

She said, "What's wrong? What bad things have you done again?"

Ye Xiaochuan grabbed Zuo Qiu's soft little hand and said, "Qiu'er is still the best to me. I tell you, these women are crazy. I was injured and asked them to treat me. Not only did they not treat me, they also kicked me...Qiu'er, I'm so heartbroken..."

Several fairies came over with glaring eyes and pinching their waists.

Bai Li Yuan rescued Zuo Qiu's little hand from Ye Xiaochuan's clutches and said, "Smelly boy, so many years have passed, why are you still so lustful? It's true that a dog can't change its eating habits."

Ye Xiaochuan said innocently, "Baili, I don't allow you to say that you are shit!"

Fairy Liuyun, who was half lying next to her and watching the show in the sun, couldn't help but put her hand to cover her forehead.

She now completely understood why her precious son was still a virgin. The reason was because of this boy's mouth. Women are sensual animals. It was hard to arouse their female hormones, but after a few words, the hormones instantly turned into cholesterol. It would be a miracle for him to have sex with you.

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