Chapter 1629: Havoc in Heaven
Ye Xiaochuan was happy. He was questioned by Jiang Qingxian just now. He was so angry that he was still thinking about how to quibble. He was wondering whether he should restrain himself, start from the facts, and tell the truth about his experience in the heaven.
Now, a large group of people stood by his side. Even Zuo Qiu glared at Jiang Qingxian with white eyes, which made Ye Xiaochuan feel very happy. Seeing that Jiang Qingxian was so beaten by a group of beautiful fairies that he almost hanged himself to apologize, he said: "Forget it, let's not argue with this illiterate. The next plot will be exciting. The six-winged army will see thousands of strange birds." Seeing that he couldn't break through my defense, he quickly retreated. At this time, a ghost-like voice came from the sky. He asked me who I was? I successfully won the respect of the heaven and let me leave my name. You know that I am a low-key person, I never covet these false reputations, and I am very loyal to my brothers.
Of course, since I have no hair, the gods in heaven thought I was a monk..."
Jie Se suddenly remembered the weird smile on Ye Xiaochuan's face at the beginning, jumped up, and shouted: "Boss, whose name did you report?"
Ye Xiaochuan coughed and said: "I just said that I am the most loyal person, and you are my brother, so I said that I am the Buddhist monk of Kasyapa Temple in the middle of the world...Jingse, you Why are you trembling? Isn’t it cold? Don’t come here, pull him, and don’t let him get close to me!”
"I want to die with you!"
Jie Se was furious, and if it weren't for the tight hold of a few people next to him, the two of them would have been wrestling together.
I can't survive, I really can't survive. Jingse knows what kind of character he is as a boss. He must have caused a huge disaster in the heavens before he revealed his name. He may have even scolded the Four Heavenly Emperors.
What should I do? Millions of armies from heaven will come to earth in a blink of an eye. Will he be hunted down by an army of millions of people?
"The world is deteriorating and people's hearts are not as old as they used to be! You are not careful in making friends! I want to break up with you! Help!"
No one paid attention to the cries of abstinence, and some even thought that the fat monk was getting an advantage and still behaved.
Now everyone in heaven knows his name, what an honor it is. Isn’t it the purpose of human life to seek a name after death?
Ye Xiaochuan didn't have to say much, someone had already removed the heartbroken Jie Se from this forum meeting, lest he disturb the normal progress of the forum.
After quitting the show, Ye Xiaochuan continued to brag.
He said: "After I reported my name, the monks from the Six Divisions of Heaven and Humanity actually wanted to besiege me. This was so shameless, so I decided to fight one on one, and whoever cheated was a puppy. The leader of the Heaven Realm was killed by my Shocked by the momentum, he did not dare to act rashly, so he sent a peerless fairy to fight me."
As soon as the peerless fairy was heard, the scene immediately seemed a little chaotic.
Qin Fanzhen said playfully: "Oh, peerless fairy? Are you beautiful? How is your figure?"
Ye Xiaochuan nodded and said: "I don't have to mention my figure, my face, and my skin color is as white as cream. The key is the fragrance. Standing a hundred feet away, you can smell the fragrance coming from the opposite side. Tsk tsk..."
While he was intoxicated, someone hit him on his bare head several times, which made him dizzy and his eyes were filled with little stars.
Turning around, everyone looked at each other, and they didn't see clearly who had committed the murder.
Ye Xiaochuan only felt that there were several pairs of cold eyes staring at him, which made Ye Xiaochuan's body suddenly tremble a few times. It felt like a hole in the ice in the summer, and he felt a chill from the inside out.
He did not dare to continue to track down the murderer who attacked him. He rubbed his bald head and said with a dry smile: "Forget what happened just now. I don't remember the faults of villains and I won't argue with you."
Yang Jiu said: "Senior Brother, who did Heaven send to fight with you?"
Ye Xiaochuan said word by word: "Tang's best friend."
Most people looked puzzled.
Suddenly, Zuo Qiu said: "The legendary Baihua Fairy Tang Guichen? Does she really exist?"
Ye Xiaochuan slapped his thigh and said: "Qiu'er's knowledge is indeed extraordinary. She is the Baihua Fairy who is in charge of flowers in the three realms in human myths and legends!"
As soon as these words came out, the surrounding Zhengmo disciples could not stop hearing the exclamations of surprise.
Although Ye Xiaochuan is good at bragging, most of his bragging involves falsifying data, and he is unlikely to fabricate things that don't exist out of thin air.
For example, in Ye Xiaochuan's story just now, he fought against tens of millions of six-winged legions for three days and three nights by himself. The data here are basically false. There are no tens of millions of six-winged legions, nor three days and three nights, but It should be true that Ye Xiaochuan fought against the Six-winged Legion alone.
At this moment, Ye Xiaochuan said that he had fought against the legendary Baihua Fairy, which was probably not a fabrication.
It was only at this moment that everyone understood that not all myths and legends in the world were fabricated out of thin air, some of them were true.
Ye Xiaochuan saw everyone's surprised expressions, and he felt that the most exciting moment in his life had come. Slowly stood up and said: "Fairy Baihua, that is the legendary God of Ten Thousand Flowers. She is the most beloved fairy of the Queen Mother. Her cultivation is unfathomable. I estimate that she can be ranked among the top in the heaven." The top ten. A gleaming and peerless sword, in her hand, it looks like the most beautiful one in the world.
The beautiful glow and the trick of the goddess scattering flowers are truly magnificent and unforgettable. "
I say so much, mainly because I want to say how powerful the Baihua Fairy is. Next, I will tell you that when the Baihua Fairy that I beat has teeth all over the ground and urinates, it will make me look even more majestic and taller. After the enemy finished flattering him, he suddenly changed the subject and said: "Fairy Baihua is a highly cultivated and arrogant person. She said she wanted to leave my body intact. Humph, who is this great sage? Naturally, Fairy Baihua will not leave me here." Sheng's heart, as soon as I took over, I activated the Nine Heaven-Slaying Styles, which were relatively average in power among the true magic powers I had learned, to compete with her. The Five Cuts and Four Styles forced her back continuously, leaving her with no ability to fight back. Then I activated Cangyun Sect's powerful Killing God Yin and Anti-Liangyi Sword Formations. Under this continuous attack, Baihua Fairy had been stabbed eight times by the swords and vomited eighteen mouthfuls of blood. Because of the blood loss,
Too much, and your face will look pale. "After I defeated Fairy Baihua, I faced the army of hundreds of millions of heavenly beings alone without any fear. I asked them to send out another one who could fight, not another girl. This great sage generally does not fight girls... So, They sent a nine-foot-tall general with a pagoda in his hand. I took a closer look and said, "Hey, isn't this Li Jing, the king of pagodas?" He wanted to hit me with a giant tower, but I defeated him with one sword. Just as he was about to invite a fight, a little kid wearing a big bellyband, two big circles on his feet, and holding a spear jumped out and said he wanted to give it to his father. Revenge is none other than the Third Prince Nezha. As a result, I kicked him to the ninth level. At this time, a silver-armored general with three eyes and holding a big black dog appeared. Dear readers, I don’t need to tell you that you have guessed that the person who came was none other than Erlang Shen Yang Jian. This man has a face like a crown. Jade, wearing a golden crown on his head, holding a two-foot silver spear... Hey, you
Don't go, everyone, what I said is true. After I beat Erlang Shen, I kicked over Taishang Laojun's alchemy furnace and made a big fuss at the Peach Club... Don't go..." Du Chun was dragged by Ye Xiaochuan When he came back, Du Chun said: "Xiaochuan, why do I hear more and more like the jokes in the villain's book "The Monkey King". Forget it, you just came back, take a rest first and prepare to withdraw from southern Xinjiang. "