Chapter 1569 Am I Handsome?
Ye Xiaochuan is confused now. Should the image of a peerless master be as slovenly as the old alcoholic Master and Wang Zaishan, or should he be as well-groomed as Uncle Yu Jizi and Senior Yao Xiaofu?
This is a question that deserves further study. Ye Xiaochuan feels that in two or three hundred years, he will be able to become a highly respected person. Now he has to start thinking about how he should treat others in two or three hundred years.
In any case, he felt very disappointed with Wang Zaishan's style and appearance that were incompatible with the worldly hero in front of him. Ever since Senior Sister Yun mentioned this one of the leaders of the seven organizations in Cangyun Mountain last time, Ye Xiaochuan learned about the deeds of this great hero Wang from Fengyi's mouth. He majored in the obscure and obscure laws of space and time. , more than 20,000 years ago, there were not many attainments in these two laws.
People can stand shoulder to shoulder with Wang Zaishan.
He has never seen Wang Zaishan, so Ye Xiaochuan has always fantasized in his mind that Wang Zaishan must be a handsome uncle.
Unexpectedly, he was a short and fat little old man five feet tall.
Ye Xiaochuan has indeed been deeply touched by what Bailiyuan said about himself more than ten years ago.
Baili Yuan originally told Ye Xiaochuan that he could become a master who was unparalleled in the world, but he would never be able to become a master who was crazy in the world.
When Ye Xiaochuan asked why, Bailiyuan said it was because of appearance.
According to Baili Yuan's absurd theory, if you are ugly, you can be alone in the world, or you can dominate the world. But if you want to go crazy in the world, you can't do it.
Throughout the ages, masters in the crazy world have had one prerequisite, and that is to be handsome.
Baili Yuan used the example of the old alcoholic master and Chi Yan's uncle. The old drunkard master can only be called a master who is unrivaled in the world, but Chi Yan's master is a crazy master in the world.
It's not because the old alcoholic Master's cultivation is not as good as that of Master Chi Yan, on the contrary, if they really fight, the two of them should be between equals.
Who makes Uncle Chi Yan so handsome?
It is not that Ye Xiaochuan has never seen the masters in the crazy world. Situ Feng has seen him. He is dressed in white, rich and handsome. Therefore, Ye Xiaochuan has gradually accepted Baili Yuan's theory over the years. He believes from the bottom of his heart that those None of the masters in the three realms of madness are ugly.
Seeing Feng Yuyan, Ye Xiaochuan thought this was an exception. He was still imagining that Wang Zaishan would not be like Feng Yuyan.
Seeing Wang Zaishan today, Ye Xiaochuan's last illusion about the hero was completely shattered.
Why is the evil god so famous throughout the ages? Why can Kunlun, the God of War, be immortalized in history? Why has Feng Shen Feng Wuyan been remembered by the world for more than 20,000 years?
Wang Zaishan and Feng Yuyan were no different in cultivation than the God of War Kunlun and the God of Wind Feng Wuyan, but in the long history, Ye Xiaochuan had never heard of the names of these two people.
The reason is because these two guys are ugly.
Ye Xiaochuan is very worried now, touching his chin and wondering whether he can go down in history forever?
Fengyi saw that he had been in a daze for a long time and had no response after calling several times, so she reached out and pushed him.
Said: "What are you doing in a daze?"
Ye Xiaochuan said: "Feng Yi, do you think I'm handsome?"
Fengyi didn't expect that Ye Xiaochuan would suddenly ask such a question. Looking at Ye Xiaochuan's serious look, it didn't seem like he was joking with her.
She looked at Ye Xiaochuan carefully. As a woman, and a woman from a brothel, how could she not see that the two sword eyebrows above Ye Xiaochuan's eyes were drawn with an eyebrow pencil? She chuckled and said: "You used to look quite handsome, a rare handsome young man among young people. Now you have lost your hair and eyebrows, and you have turned into a little bald donkey. It doesn't look good." Yes, especially if the back of your head is more protruding, and your ears seem to be very long, your skin
It's also very dark. It used to be okay if it was covered by hair, but now it looks strange. "
Ye Xiaochuan was furious!
I have a bone on the back of my head and my ears have turned into donkey ears. Can I blame myself? Isn’t it the result of being whipped and screwed by you stinky bitches all these years?
It's over. It seems that there is no way for me to become a master in the crazy world. Like Wang Zaishan and Feng Yuyan, I am destined to remain unknown for the rest of my life. Even if you dare to do something earth-shattering, no one will remember you in a few hundred years!
hateful! hateful!
Ye Xiaochuan was very frustrated that he could not go down in history like the evil god. He was dragged aside by Feng Yi for a small meeting.
Participants in the meeting were Ye Xiaochuan, Fengyi, Wang Zaishan, and Feng Yuyan. In addition to these four people, Yang Yishuang, Qin Fanzhen, Zuo Qiu, and Liujie Monk, who traveled around the world with Ye Xiaochuan, were also added before the meeting. Come in.
Of course it was not of their own free will. Everyone up and down Wushan now knows that Fengyi and Wang Zaishan, who suddenly appeared in this place, like Feng Yuyan, are related to the seven organizations that are said to protect the clan in the world. Their cultivation levels can It’s not an overstatement to describe it as reaching the pinnacle. Yang Yishuang and others all belong to different forces. They thought this was a small private tea party for Ye Xiaochuan and others. They were all respectable people. They were shameless enough to listen to what they had to say. Someone who has a good relationship with Ye Xiaochuan and Fengyi
People push out. The result was beyond everyone's expectations. The meeting was attended not only by these human cultivators, but also by several heads of the thirty-six alien races in southern Xinjiang, as well as Miss Tianwen from the Demon Sect, Poison Master Feng Tianqiong, and Blood Master Qu Xiangge. , the ghost master Cen Qiyuan, Fairy Linglong, Fairy Nishang, and the Five Poison Sects
Qing Yan received the invitation.
When Zhengdao saw that representatives of various factions of the Demon Sect were attending the meeting, Yang Ling'er, Jiang Qingxian, Jiexian, Du Chun, Ning Xiangruo and others also walked into the cave.
The meeting started in a friendly and harmonious atmosphere. The meeting was hosted by a certain little bald man who was depressed that he could not go crazy in the world.
Regarding the jade slips hidden in the cave, he first gave a brief but detailed oral report.
The simplicity lies in the fact that he did not elaborate too much on the Jade Slip Hidden Cave, but only introduced it in a few sentences.
The detail is that he spent a lot of space summarizing his role and contribution in the Wushan Jade Slip Hidden Cave operation.
Everyone's memory of how they entered the cave and how they came out was completely forgotten, leaving this little bald man to talk nonsense. Some people really believe it. For example, the patriarchs of the foreign tribes in southern Xinjiang are all proficient in the Chinese language and writing. The more honest patriarchs have already taken out paper and pen to record the minutes of the meeting, focusing on the Pluto flag. The master’s personal heroic master in this Jade Slip Hidden Cave operation
Deeds of righteousness.
The friendly and harmonious environment was interrupted by Fengyi, a stinky woman.
Ye Xiaochuan was playing hard. He had forgotten everything anyway, so he could play as he pleased. As a result, Fengyi said: "The matter of the Wushan Jade Slip Hidden Cave has come to an end for the time being. Let's talk about the current door of catastrophe."