Chapter 1181 The Bottom Line of Being a Human Being
Ye Xiaochuan now felt that the eight mouths on his body were not enough. He knelt on the ground, opened his arms, and shouted: "It snows in June, the cuckoo weeps blood, I am wronged, I am even more wronged than that Dou E!"
After an hour-long explanation, he finally cleared away his unfair grievances.
Ye Xiaochuan has always kept the bottom line of being a man very well, eating tofu, wiping out some oil and so on. He believes that this is a required course for every man. But taking advantage of someone's danger and acting like a beast to an unconscious woman was a bottom line that Ye Xiaochuan would never break.
Ten years ago, Yun Qiyou fell into a coma once when she was thinking about crossing the cliff. Ye Xiaochuan stayed by Yun Qiyou's side for two days without doing anything. He even took off his clothes and covered Yun Qiyou's body. , he was almost frozen into an ice sculpture.
Only at this moment did Zuo Qiu feel relieved. If the defense of Ye Xiaochuan, a little pervert with no credibility, was weak, the credibility of the testimony of the mermaid in the big iron pot next to him was not low.
He found out that he had misunderstood. It turned out that Ye Xiaochuan wanted the mermaid to hide his affairs. It was Ye Xiaochuan who took advantage of his coma and secretly pulled out his Red Sky Divine Sword.
This incident made Zuo Qiu look at Ye Xiaochuan with admiration.
After living together for more than half a year, I still know everything about this guy. As long as possible, this guy will never miss any opportunity to eat tofu. Even in front of his real girlfriend Yun Qiyou, this guy There will be no convergence.
He was unconscious for three days, with Ye Xiaochuan alone by his side. When he woke up, the first thing he felt was that he was finished. His innocence must have been stained by this brat. Thinking that once his strength is restored, he will kill this boy and then commit suicide to prove his innocence.
As a result, Ye Xiaochuan did not do any animal things to herself while she was in coma. He didn't even move his hands or feet. He just played with the Scarlet Sky Divine Sword for three days, which was beyond her expectation.
Now it's fine. I don't have to kill Ye Xiaochuan or commit suicide. I get the best of both worlds. Zuo Qiu admired Ye Xiaochuan for being a gentleman even when he was in a coma. A wretched villain who only thought about how to eat women all day long was very clear about right and wrong, which showed that this person was not bad enough. Deep down, there is still a dog that can save someone from the abyss of sin.
The little lost lamb.
Ye Xiaochuan is the kind of guy who can't be more handsome than three seconds. Just when Zuo Qiu thought there was still room for saving this kid, he immediately overturned all positive and beautiful comments about Ye Xiaochuan.
Because this grown man was actually beating up that beautiful mermaid, without the compassion that a man should have.
The poison of the other shore flower was quite overbearing. Zuo Qiu woke up, but it was like a mortal who had been hit by a powerful anesthetic, and his hands and feet were still limp and weak.
This situation is similar to Wan Yan Wu Tear being hit by the tree demon's paralyzing poison a year ago. Ye Xiaochuan slapped the back of Yao Guang's head a few times, and then heard Zuo Qiu say that he was hungry. Patients can't just eat snacks. They must keep up with nutrition. Zuo Qiu's condition now is similar to that of Wan Yan Wu Tears at that time. Looking back Looking at the purple rice fish fillet and wild ginseng porridge that he had stewed for Wanyan Wulei for three days, Wanyan
I completely recovered without tears, probably because my diet and nutrition were ensured.
Ye Xiaochuan was squatting by the pool but didn't catch any fish, which made Ye Xiaochuan a little disappointed. He turned around and saw Yao Guang in the big iron pot with a look of gloating on his misfortune. He immediately cursed himself as a big idiot. With such a big fish, who would waste time? Time to catch other fish?
Yaoguang watched Ye Xiaochuan carrying the edgeless sword and walking towards her with a smile. She was so frightened that her face turned pale, and she felt ashamed. She crossed her arms with her chest and dug into the big iron pot, shouting: " You, what are you going to do?”
Ye Xiaochuan laughed and said: "I planned to cook a pot of fish porridge for Fairy Chifeng, but I didn't catch any fish. I dug a piece of fish meat from your lower body. You should have no objection."
Yao Guang started to pretend to be pitiful again, and her tearful look was endearing. Ye Xiaochuan didn't want to be fooled by her. In the past few days, he held the white porcelain bowl several times but didn't catch a single drop of mermaid tears that turned into pearls. I guess this time Mermaids don't shed tears at all.
Seeing that the little devil Ye Xiaochuan was getting closer and closer, Yao Guang was quite clever and immediately said: "I can help you catch fish!"
Ye Xiaochuan tied Yao Guang tightly with a rope, then grabbed the other end of the rope and threw Yao Guang into the pool.
Not to mention, Yao Guang is very good at catching fish. His hands were tied with ropes, and he actually emerged from the water with a fat fish in his mouth in less than half a stick of incense.
This fish Ye Xiaochuan has never seen before. It looks very strange. It is yellow, but much larger than the croaker. The two eyeballs are protruding, like the eyes of a goldfish. They are not found in Middle Earth. It is probably a specialty fish species of the Underworld Sea. .
With one cut, Ye Xiaochuan, who has been in the kitchen for a long time, immediately knew that the meat of this fish was more delicate than tuna and puffer fish. It was definitely a good product and the best choice for chopping the meat with a flying knife.
I cut some of it to make porridge, and planned to eat the rest raw as clams. I took out the sauce, cut a piece of sashimi, dipped it in the sauce and swallowed it in one bite. It was really delicious. Wangcai came over and yelled at Ye Xiaochuan, saying that he also wanted to eat. As a result, Ye Xiaochuan kicked him out. You are already so fat, why are you still eating? Don’t you remember how painful and long it was for you, a fat bird, to lose weight ten years ago? The size of your smelly bird is about the same now as it was ten years ago
If there are too many, I can only eat vegetarian food from now on, not meat!
He walked to Zuo Qiu with a bowl of purple rice, fish slices and wild ginseng porridge, helped Zuo Qiu lean on a volcanic rock, took a mouthful of millet porridge, and then a piece of sashimi, just like he did when he took care of Wanyan Wulei.
After being in a coma for three days, Zuo Qiu was really hungry. At first, he felt a little embarrassed, but Ye Xiaochuan fed him two bowls of rice porridge and more than a dozen pieces of sashimi.
After eating, the weak Zuo Qiu fell asleep again quickly, and Ye Xiaochuan began to enjoy the food by himself, which made Yaoguang very dissatisfied. She kept saying: "Leave some for me, don't eat it all, I caught that golden fish."
Ye Xiaochuan is the kind of person who clearly distinguishes between gratitude and resentment. Since Yaoguang has made a contribution to catching fish, she naturally has to reward her with a bite of food. She doesn't like to eat fish. I guess she wants to vomit after eating it all these years at the bottom of the sea, but she has a special liking for that pot of purple rice porridge.
There was no flour or rice in this damn place. This was the first time Yaoguang had eaten such delicious food. She almost swallowed the rice porridge with her tongue. Wangcai saw that even the captives had a bowl, but he got nothing. He thought that his master was seriously aiding the enemy, so he decided to ignore his master and went to sleep under Zuo Qiu's mattress.