Chapter 1141 The Fairies Have All Gained Weight
In the past half month, Ye Xiaochuan's biggest job has been to take care of Yun Qiyou's food and daily life. The chaos in China seems to have nothing to do with these people hanging outside the country.
The aliens in Jiuxuan Fairyland only eat one meal a day, and Ye Xiaochuan takes great pains to prepare this meal, changing the pattern every day.
The Jiuxuan Fairyland is like spring all year round. Due to the short daylight hours, it gets dark after eating, and you have to sleep when it gets dark. This is the living habit of most living beings.
After eating, you sleep and eat when you wake up. This is no different from raising fat pigs in a pen.
As a result, the fairies who were once as beautiful and charming as the stars in the sky began to gain weight unknowingly.
Liujie was originally a fat monk, but now his double chin appears when he smiles.
Every meal time, the Black Wind clan leader and the high priest would hold the boss's black porcelain bowl and run over with sniffles. In recent times, these two little old men have gained the fastest weight.
Originally, the leader of the Dragon Tribe came over to have a meal. After eating two meals, he was kicked away by the Black Wind Tribe and the High Priest. The Dragon Tribe was so good at eating. Every time the Dragon Tribe came over to have a meal, the Black Wind Tribe Chief and the High Priest would... If you don't enjoy eating it, who will you kick it if you don't kick it?
What happened was that the leader of the dragon tribe almost lost his mind, and the dignified leader of the thirty-six alien tribes in the Barbarian North couldn't even get enough to eat, and threatened to retaliate against the leader of the Black Wind tribe. The main culprit for the disintegration of the two alien tribes in Manbei was Ye Xiaochuan. This guy didn't look very good, and his cultivation level wasn't very good, but Yi Ya's cooking skills were superb. In these years, he had never thought about Yabi. Research, just like Wangcai's research on food. Now Ye Xiaochuan's cooking skills are in
People from all over China can enter the palace and serve as royal cooks for His Majesty the Queen.
How have these foreign tribesmen in northern Xinjiang, who lack salt and spices, ever enjoyed this delicacy?
Yang Yi held a piece of grilled meat that was shiny and fragrant in both hands, and touched her belly with one hand. In the past half month, she clearly felt that she had fat on her belly. She was only a few decades old. At your age, why have you gained weight in middle age?
I want to eat the meat in my hands, but I don’t dare to eat it. Now my belly will grow as much as I eat. How can I not be laughed at by the world when I return to Middle Earth?
There are many women who are as entangled as her, except for the perfect face without tears.
This white-haired witch seemed to be able to eat no matter how much she ate without getting fat. She was very similar to Qilisi. She ate happily and was having fun fighting with the Black Wind clan leader for the last piece of meat and bones.
Every time Ye Xiaochuan saw that the delicacies he had carefully prepared for Yun Qiyou were eaten by these unrelated people, he felt furious. Last time, he only expressed some of his dissatisfaction tactfully to Baili Yuan, Yang Yishuang and others. , and received a brutal beating.
Now Ye Xiaochuan wished that these guys would choke to death on their flesh and bones, choke to death on drinking water, and die of itchy athlete's foot.
Now that spring has begun, the leader of the Black Wind Clan said that in about two months, the wind on the far north ice sheet will be much lighter, and the wind blowing to the north to the Nether Sea will also be much weaker. At that time, everyone will leave the Jiuxuan Fairyland and go to the Nether Sea. the best time.
It is difficult for news from China to reach here. Calculating the time, Ye Xiaochuan feels that Ning Xiangruo should have rushed back to Cangyun seven or eight days ago, and should have taken care of Uncle Jingshui's descendants by now. Regarding the death of Master Jingshui, Ye Xiaochuan was not as sad as Yang Jiujiu. Yang Jiu came in late and had no contact with Master Jingshui. Unlike Ye Xiaochuan, he basically spent time in Yuanshui Elementary School before he was five or six years old. Zhu, was raised by several female disciples such as Yang Liudi and Ning Xiangruo, among whom
There is no lack of care from Master Jingshui.
It was just that he was stubborn and ignorant and did many immoral things, so he was beaten up by the hot-tempered Master Jing Shui, who threatened that if Ye Xiaochuan dared to take a step closer to Yuanshui Xiaozhu, he would be compromised.
Since then, Ye Xiaochuan has never been to Yuanshui Xiaozhu.
However, in his heart, he was still full of gratitude to Master Jingshui. After Master Jingshui left, Ye Xiaochuan felt sad in his heart. At the same time, he also thought that his old alcoholic master was similar in age to Master Jingshui. It seemed that he would have more time to spend with his master in the future. He had not been outside these years. If you run away, even if you are punished by thinking about going over a cliff, you won't have much chance to survive in old age.
I have served the drunkard master well for several years. If I didn't take advantage of the fact that the old drunkard master is still alive, I'm afraid I will regret it for the rest of my life in a few years.
Yun Qiyou is a smart woman who has the dual bloodline of the Evil God and Fairy Han. It is impossible for her to be a fool.
These days, although Ye Xiaochuan is laughing and joking no differently than in the past, Yun Qiyou always feels that Ye Xiaochuan has something serious on his mind, and seems to be hiding something important from him. It's just that Yun Qiyou is a woman who is not good at showing her feelings, nor is she a woman who likes to take the initiative to inquire about other people's privacy. Since Ye Xiaochuan doesn't tell her, she won't ask. In her opinion, even if she really has sex with Ye Xiaochuan in the future, Combine and become a Taoist couple like Zhao Wuji and Chang Xiaoman
, and also have to leave each other their own privacy space.
It was a long time, and everyone took advantage of this rare free time to practice except eating and sleeping.
Yun Qiyou rarely leaves the small cave where she and Ye Xiaochuan live. She spends her whole day sitting cross-legged and meditating to practice the Yin-Yang, Qian-Kun Dao. She seems to have improved her cultivation recently. This talent makes all the fairies envious. No, no, no. Yun Qiyou is a cultivation madman. It is not surprising that she meditates all day long. Ye Xiaochuan is surprised that Fengyi is also practicing and has been in seclusion for five days. When it was time to eat a few days ago, Miss Fengyi always Will be the first to rush out, bully Qin Fanzhen, and ask Qin Fanzhen to serve her soup. These five
The sky came but there was no trace.
Fengyi and Wanyan Wulei have been getting closer recently. Ye Xiaochuan took the opportunity to ask Wanyan Wulei privately, and the result he got was that Fengyi was in retreat and should not be disturbed.
There are two people that Ye Xiaochuan has the most trouble with in the Jiu Xuan Fairyland. One is Wan Yan Wu Tears and the other is Feng Yi. Because he can't beat them two, it's good that Feng Yi is in seclusion now so that he won't be worried all day long.
During this period, almost everyone's cultivation level was increasing, except for Ye Xiaochuan.
He was full of worries. Although he meditated often, it was difficult for him to enter concentration. He just pretended to meditate due to Yun Qiyou's pressure.
Almost every time, Yun Qiyou found that the boy was snoring while meditating. This was obviously like sleeping while sitting up. Yun Qiyou was so angry that he pinched his ears several times, becoming a negative example of someone who would not change despite repeated admonitions. Ye Xiaochuan doesn't care. He feels that his cultivation level is already very high now. If he goes up further, he will reach the ninth level of heaven. It's not that Ye Xiaochuan is underestimating himself. Even though he possesses several volumes of heavenly books and magic, he wants to reach the realm of heaven. The situation doesn’t happen overnight. You have to take your time and don’t rush.
Success, it is more important to stabilize the current foundation. To put it bluntly, there is just one word, lazy.