Chapter 294: Men Can Be Flirted with, but Women Should Be Left Alone!
"Why the sudden change of plan? I haven't finished watching it yet!"
On the house on the left side of the alley, Conan's head suddenly appeared, with a disappointed expression on his face.
Kishida glanced at him, feeling a little dizzy. He didn't dare to speak anymore, but took a few steps back, then opened his mouth slightly and said in anger:
"I'm not a monkey in the zoo, so I don't have to let you watch it to your heart's content! Besides, you're not going to use up the whole bottle of hypnotic medicine, are you!? The effect of this medicine almost took me away."
Kishida lowered his head and looked at Kasumi Nishitani lying on the ground with some fear. He felt that the vendor really didn't lie to him. The effect of this medicine was really powerful! The woman only had a few drops of the potion splashed on her forehead. The potion crossed her cheek and the corners of her mouth, and she fell to the ground in just a second or two. Even when I held my nose and took a few steps back, just opening my mouth and saying something to Conan, I felt a little dizzy. I don't know if it was a psychological effect...
"Oh, it's okay, I only used half the bottle..."
Conan chuckled lightly, and then jumped down from the house without saying a word. During the landing, he accurately grasped the protruding security window of the house. After releasing his strength, he jumped down again, his body agile. Like an ape, the moment he landed, he rolled gently on the ground and landed perfectly!
It would be even better if there wasn't a piece of dust on the clothes...
Kishida raised his head and glanced at the height of the house, thinking that Conan was really far behind him in his pretense. If it were him, he would probably just choose how to get up and down. Of course, the weight on this top is only that of a child, so it can be easily climbed up with the help of an adult!
"I used half the bottle, but it was all dropped on her accurately..."
Conan patted the dust on his little blue suit and continued the topic as if nothing had happened.
"Hehehe~ No wonder!"
Kishida suddenly realized it, and then gave Conan an angry look. This guy is really big-hearted, but he has to say that he is indeed a great teammate!
You know, the wind was not strong tonight but not too light either. He changed his plan temporarily. He could still judge the direction and approximate speed of the wind in a few seconds. Combined with the falling time of the drops of potion from the house, he could accurately shoot... ...ahem...it dripped on this woman's face.
"Don't talk about it yet, you haven't told me yet, why did you suddenly change your plan?"
Conan chuckled and asked again curiously, returning to the original topic.
"I didn't want to, but when I was getting close to this person, I suddenly smelled a hint of her fragrance. I felt something was wrong. Sure enough, when I saw her face to face, I realized that this was really a woman!"
As Kishida explained, he carefully walked towards Nishitani Kasumi who fell on the ground.
"Whether she is a boy or a girl, does this have anything to do with our original plan?"
Conan walked over after him, becoming even more confused after hearing this.
"Oh, of course. I can tease and play around with a man, but I can't do that with a woman, not to mention she is really beautiful!"
Kishida came to squat down in front of Nishitani Kasumi, looked at her peaceful sleeping face, that little face that looked extremely cute and beautiful because of her deep sleep, sighed softly, and then said with emotion.
"Ah, she is really a beauty! But she is pretty, wouldn't that be better for your performance?"
Hearing this, Conan glanced at Nishitani Kasumi underground and fell into a daze.
"Snapped!"
Conan's answer was a crisp sound. It was a slap in the face without hesitation...
"What are you doing!?"
Seeing Kishida slap Kasumi Nishitani on the face, Conan's face was filled with astonishment.
"Snapped!"
There was no answer, and after another crisp slap in the face, Kishida turned his head with squinted eyes, looked at Conan and said:
"I was checking to see how the medicine was working, and checking to see if she was pretending to sleep. The person who sold me the hypnotic medicine told me that as long as she is stunned, no matter what anyone does, the other person will fall asleep within a short period of time. He won't wake up. Now it seems that he really doesn't lie. As a businessman, this is really rare!"
At the end, Kishida smiled and praised.
"...Even if this is the case, you won't slap her twice, right!?"
After being silent for several seconds, looking at the redness and swelling on both sides of Nishitani Xia's cheeks, but still sleeping like a little pig, Conan said helplessly.
"Originally, a slap would be enough, but don't you think her cheeks on both sides are much more symmetrical and more pleasing to the eye? And now it seems that she is not pretending to sleep!"
Kishida nodded and started groping on Xigua Shuang's body as he spoke.
"Hey, asymmetry is the main reason!! I think you should see a psychiatrist, so as not to be like Moritani Teiji in the future, who has to destroy anything asymmetrical when he sees it!"
Hearing this, Conan opened his eyes and complained very sharply.
"Don't worry, I'm different from Moritani Teiji. I can control my inner desires very well!"
As Kishida spoke, he took out a pistol, a communicator, and a very small pink female wallet from Nishitani Kasumi.
"So, you don't deny that you have psychological problems?"
Conan felt funny, so he teased.
"What do you think?" Kishida glanced at him angrily, but without stopping, he directly opened the woman's pink wallet, but did not find anything related to proving her identity, such as a driver's license, passport, and health insurance. There were only dozens of Japanese yen bills of different denominations in my wallet, including my insurance card, resident's card, etc., and nothing else.
"It's strange that you are so cautious? If you are caught, won't you be tortured to extract a confession?"
Kishida muttered, silently took out his wallet, and put the dozens of Japanese yen banknotes with different denominations directly into his wallet.
"...Although everyone has some psychological problems to one degree or another, are you really sure you don't need to check it out?"
Conan looked at his behavior and wanted to dissuade him from such evil deeds, but he didn't know what to say. He could only lower his eyelids, shook his head, and said in a complicated tone.
"I told you, I can control my desires!"
Kishida said in an awe-inspiring manner, without the slightest hint of having just taken someone else's money.
"Hey, looking at your current behavior, this is really not convincing at all!"
Conan complained again, but as soon as he finished speaking, he suddenly opened his mouth and then closed it inexplicably. He tried to speak and stopped several times. In the end, he couldn't resist the curiosity in his heart at the beginning, and finally asked: "Are you If you like men, are you gay?”
Kishida:? ? ? ?
"No, you still like Sister Qianami, so are you actually bisexual?"
When a question mark flashed across Kishida's forehead, Conan immediately denied his guess, and then asked curiously again.
".....Hold it!"
After a moment of silence, Kishida said to Conan coldly. Before he finished speaking, Conan's fist as big as a sandbag hit him on the head before he could react.
"Okay, uh!"
Conan was about to scream, but couldn't help but cover his mouth. Only then did he understand what Kishida meant by "hold it back!"
"I am a normal man who only likes women!"
Seeing Conan grimacing in pain, Kishida said viciously to him.
"Then why do you flirt with men but not women? Didn't you say that you also have a bottle of medicine that can make people feel itchy inside, and you want to give it to this guy?"
Conan rubbed his head and asked dissatisfiedly.
"You're not talking nonsense! I can still call teasing men a joke, but teasing women...hehe, I have a girlfriend now, okay? Do you still want me to do it for you?" Is this guy taking revenge on me for telling my senior, or is he using it as a reason to threaten me? "
Kishida glared at him and asked.
"... Then why do you still want to give this guy your medicine that can make people itch?"
Conan didn't know what he was thinking. He was silent for a while and asked the last question in an emotional tone.
"That medicine is called 'Fierce Burning Body', and it is a strong aphrodisiac..."
Kishida's tone was quiet, and he told him the truth without hiding anything.
"..."
Conan's eyes widened and he wanted to say something, but was speechless.
Just when the two of them were staring at each other, Kishida's cell phone finally rang in his pocket. He took it out and found that it was Officer Megure calling. In other words, the Japanese police were finally able to come out to clean the floor. .......