Chapter 1 Traveling Through Time and Space and Becoming a Thunderbolt? That's Fine, I'm Happy with It! [Seeking Monthly Votes and Recommendation Votes]
Boom boom——
Boom boom——
The sleeping "Fang Lei" was awakened by a huge thunder roar.
When he opened his eyes, he felt his legs go weak and even suffocated.
Because he was actually floating in the air.
In addition, there were countless thunder dragons swimming around, black clouds rolling and rushing towards him, and an extreme destructive pressure was pressing towards him.
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Fang Lei's mouth twitched, and he couldn't help cursing the person who was responsible for his crossing. Why couldn't he be more reliable?
The first experience was to be struck by thunder?
Are you playing such a big game?
Aren't you afraid of dying if you try it? Just the last time?
But at this moment, Fang Lei suddenly heard a roar different from the thunder.
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"It's just a heavenly tribulation. I have to take it a little more seriously!"
"My fate is decided by me! Watch me crush your heavenly tribulation!"
"I have practiced for thousands of years. How can I be afraid of your little heavenly tribulation?"
"Hahahahahahahahahaha..."
This person is an old Taoist with an extremely twisted and weird body, wearing a strange Taoist robe-
Half of his body has no flesh and blood, only a layer of skin and flesh tightly covering the dry bones;
The other side looks like some kind of beast, with fur, claws and sharp fangs.
A black flag with countless wronged souls entangled around him floats around him. This black flag is very fierce and is actually fighting against the thunder.
The weird cultivator doesn't care, and even laughs, constantly saying words such as-
"Nothing special", "Rubbish", "The power of the Ten Thousand Souls Banner".
Every time the heavenly tribulation hears the insulting words uttered by this old Taoist, it will strangely become stronger.
It was as if the thunder was enraged and wanted to teach the person in front of him a lesson, but it always failed.
This was because the old Taoist held a strange red paper umbrella in his skinny hand in addition to the black banner.
When the thunder came, the red paper umbrella would open by itself.
When the thunder struck the red umbrella, it would turn around in a daze. Only a pink thunder could attack the old Taoist, but the old Taoist who was struck by the thunder had a flushed face and laughed obscenely.
…
The moment Fang Lei saw this twisted monk, an inexplicable feeling of disgust suddenly began to spread all over his body.
If I have to describe this feeling, it's like a hoof trimmer seeing an abscess, a surgeon seeing a tumor, or a cockroach at home -
Get rid of it as soon as possible!
*****
Fang Lei saw the heavenly tribulation stupidly hitting the red paper umbrella, but it didn't work at all, and it was also rapidly consuming the power of the thunder for no reason.
I immediately thought of a classic line - you must attack the guard with the taunt skill first.
Where's the Hearthstone? You cut his bottom lane!
The moment the thought fell, some of the thunder really turned strangely and struck towards the monk's lower three lanes.
But the red paper umbrella protected its master on its own. Seeing this scene, Fang Lei could only secretly say it was a pity.
Then he thought again, are you just going to strike back and forth with the thunder?
Others are ready, and they are just acting in a turn-based game, right?
If it were me, I should use the blue fire Gat Zero machine gun firepower to suppress, 3,600 strikes in one breath!
It doesn't matter whether you hit or not, you suppress the opponent first and make him feel constrained.
Firepower is justice!
By the way, caliber is truth!
So we need a few more people to be responsible for blasting. Atomic bombs are a bit uncertain, but you can at least have an electromagnetic cannon, right?
Finally, quietly arrange for the assassin to squat in the bushes and touch his butt.
Can't you sneak attack? Bullying an old man, what kind of martial ethics is this?
By the way, you have to blind him too, because a blind man is easy to bully.
Then you have to make a big noise, so that he can't judge by sound, and he's easier to bully because he's blind and deaf.
Oh, no, these cultivators should all have spiritual awareness, so we have to fill the air with violent thunder elements to directly annihilate all their senses, that's right!
Weakness must also be applied, breaking his legs, but even if it's broken, these cultivators can run away.
So we have to create a prison so that this guy has nowhere to run, and he can't run away.
Control must also be lost, affecting his soul, prohibition, silence, stun, repel, disarm, what can you do, and call it thunder tribulation?
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When Fang Lei was angry at the heavenly tribulation in his mind, the cultivator began to clamor further.
"Just a heavenly tribulation, it seems that I have a chance to prove the third realm of immortality!" The cultivator shouted.
"Ahahahaha, when I reach the third level of immortality, I will completely enslave this Wuhai state, and the territory of this state will become my blood food!" This crazy and weird cultivator suddenly laughed.
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Only Fang Lei, the longer he stayed in the heavenly tribulation, the louder the thunder in his ears became, and even took away all his light perception.
His eyes also began to turn extremely red, and there was a faint flash of black thunder in them.
The thunder rumbled, shaking the sky, and the tribulation clouds began to surge wildly.
The tribulation clouds were stained with an extremely dangerous black color in an instant, like a surging black hole, as if swallowing all the light and hope in the world.
The pressure of the whole world is constantly rising, rising!
It's like the real thunder god is angry!
This world, in an instant, became darker.
It's like--
The heavenly tribulation is gone, but the punishment of heaven--is here!
...
Boom--
A dark tribulation thunder struck down, hitting the forehead of this cultivator.
Then the monk stood still, and his swollen body gradually turned into dust and scattered with the wind.
*****
The thunder tribulation ended, and the lightning in Fang Lei's eyes faded. He felt the air was fresh for no reason, as if he had really cleared some pests.
"It's so cool!" He just felt that he was immersed in the scene, like a real-life VR.
At the same time, a large number of jingling treasures appeared out of thin air in Fang Lei's sea of consciousness.
Of course, the most conspicuous ones were a red umbrella and a black flag. Fang Lei seemed to hear them whispering something.
["Hallucination?"] Fang Lei was stunned.
Just when Fang Lei wanted to study these treasures, a group of childish voices sounded beside him, and then all kinds of strange thunder appeared around him.
"Woo woo, boss, you finally woke up! /(ㄒoㄒ)/~~"
"What is iron fw?"
Fang Lei was interrupted by a cheerful voice before he could explain.
"Boss, the fight is about to begin! Another fight!"
This was the first time Fang Lei heard this voice, but he was afraid that he would never forget it, because this sentence would become one of Fang Lei's nightmares in the future.
...
Fang Lei's eyes went dark, and when he opened his eyes again, he came to another robbery cloud, where there was also a cultivator with a human-like body but a little weird.
"Huh? Why does this cultivator have facial features on his back?"
The third day of the fight -
"??? I didn't travel to the world of the restraining immortal cultivation, did I? Why are there all these monsters!"
The fifth day of the fight -
"Hey, splitting jade slips can also get skills and formations? I am a thunder, what's the use of me learning this!" Fang Lei cursed.
"Huh? I was also a thunder? So I am the one responsible for splitting people?" Fang Lei realized his type belatedly.
Tenth year of the group——
"Fuck, no, if you keep chopping like this, I'll be numb. I have to find a way to escape." Fang Lei was a little dazed at this time. He chopped people all year round! The donkeys in the production team only worked 8 hours a day! ( # `O′)
Thirteenth year of the group——
"Detailed explanation of the formation": The formation uses the things of heaven and earth to connect heaven and earth, forming a formation trend, and then the trend pulls the power of heaven and earth, so the power of the formation is essentially the power of heaven and earth that is manifested.
Seeing this sentence, Fang Lei's eyes lit up.
Pulling heaven and earth? How can it compare to heaven and earth itself?
The little brothers seem to be the power of heaven and earth! [Little brothers: refers to other Tianlei. Because their words and deeds are too childish, and they call Fang Lei "big brother", they directly become Fang Lei's little brothers. 】
So Fang Lei chose to directly arrange the little brothers to take positions and directly form the Tianjie formation.
For example, Qingmu is in the east, Gengjin is in the west, Lihuo is in the south, Heishui is in the north, and Zhongtu is Kun. 【Not the Kun in 2.5. 】
It is said in "Detailed Explanation of Formation": The power of heaven and earth, pulled by the general trend of formation, manifests as the power of formation.
But Fang Lei's seemingly playful move is the most in line with the principle of heaven and earth.
Just like cutting off the "pulling" step in the middle, the power of formation that is manifested is the most direct power of heaven and earth. .
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From this day on, some cultivators who were trying to pass the tribulation found that the heavenly tribulation was gradually getting stronger, and there was even a case where no one succeeded. Many people began to spread the word that the Dharma Ending Age has arrived.
But the good times did not last long. The high mortality rate of passing the tribulation once made Fang Lei feel a sense of uneasiness of being targeted.
But no matter how he checked, he could not find the existence of the other party...
From this day on, Fang Lei began to secretly prepare for the second way...
At the same time, Fang Lei began to greet his younger brothers, even if the other party was a mutant, they should not force everyone into a desperate situation.
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Although Fang Lei and his team reduced the difficulty of passing the tribulation, the number of people trying to pass the tribulation still decreased sharply.
So, Fang Lei gradually began to relax. He finally had time to study the treasures in his sea of consciousness.
Fifty years of the group——
"Yes, yes, that's it. Follow the formation and kill those bastards!"
Sixty-fifth year of the group——
"Come on, come on, everyone remember to bring equipment! Others can have weapons, so we must have them too!"
"What's against the rules? I am the rule!"
"Adults have to follow the rules, not you kids!"
Eighty-fifth year of the group——
"Roar——" A dragon roar came from under the thundercloud.
"I, Ao Hai, will crush your immortal tribulation today! Step on the avenue and prove the way to immortality!"
A gray-black dragon with a body of a thousand feet danced in the thundercloud. Countless thunderbolts kept hitting the dragon, crackling but still unable to hurt it at all.
"Oh my god, is this - a boss fight?"
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