Section 401

Where can I get it?

Today's society is not like the heroes of ancient times. When they have no money, they can rob the rich and give to the poor, eat meat and drink heavily, and beat Zengtou Market when they have nothing to do...

A hero is called a hero precisely because he has flesh and blood. I am not what everyone imagines me to be, and I am not indifferent to the world.

I am just an ordinary person. I am hungry even if I don’t eat. I still sneeze when I have a cold. I still scold my mother when I am anxious. I still stretch out my fists when I am angry...

Like many little people, I am just an ordinary little person.

So I don’t understand what you are talking about about the feelings of family and country. All I know is food, rice, oil and salt.

I didn’t respond to what you said, but I thought that if you followed that line of interviewing me, you would have found a stage accident.

Don't shout slogans. I'm already that old. In ancient times, there was no doubt about being forty. There's nothing that can surprise me at this age.

If you don’t understand, just ignore it. Your blood has been boiling for many times. It’s easier to find someone under twenty-five to shout slogans.

I won't let disaster happen at my age, and I won't be confused when I'm 40.

So if you shout slogans and talk about feelings, even if I read from the script, I still can’t get the feeling.

When the time comes, you will realize that if you ask me to shout slogans, it will be like Ultraman beating Mickey Mouse, or Qiao Feng giving him a big slap in the face when he breaks up a fight with five lightning whips.

At my age, what I'm interested in is food, rice, oil and salt, and I won't talk about the rest.

In addition, I have been live broadcasting for such a long time, so I can be considered a moderate public figure. If I try to make a sandwich, you will be punished at most. My live broadcast career has just taken off, but it has just landed. .

Two people are holding two pieces of bread, one is hungry, and the other is full of wine and food. The person who is full of wine and food will naturally disdain the bread. The hungry person, this bread may be a life-saver.

Using one's own superiority to imagine the suffering of others out of thin air is the most hooligan behavior.

To put it bluntly, if you are an anorectal surgeon, don’t even think about extracting teeth.

Come on, I won’t bother you anymore. Add your contact information. Whenever you need me to come over, just contact me directly.

Don't forget ~ 50,000 yuan. "

Yu Huanshui got up and left...

Although Deputy Director Bai was a little more stable in his work, Yu Huanshui's words made him enlightened a lot.

Deputy Director Bai didn't sit still for long, and the thoughts in his head came out as if he had caught a cold after eating croton.

This should be changed, and that should be like this there. If it is flesh and blood, it should be affectionate and righteous...

I don’t know if Director Bai was hit in the head by a third-rate Korean drama, and came up with a bunch of plans that can be called dogs shaking their heads.

Deputy Director Bai, you used too much force...

…

After Yu Huanshui returned home, she prepared to cook. Now it was Zhang Qiuyan's job to pick up and drop off the children, and Yu Huanshui was responsible for the logistics.

Mainly because Zhang Qiuyan felt a little embarrassed when she saw Yu Huanshui cooking. Although she could also cook, she was far behind compared to Yu Huanshui.

So Zhang Qiuyan took over the rest of the tasks, such as cleaning, washing clothes, cleaning windows...

Yu Huanshui occasionally goes to the store to see Zhang Qiuyan, and Zhang Qiuyan occasionally accompanies Yu Huanshui for a live broadcast...

In short, although the two of them haven't registered yet, they are no different from a real couple.

As for money, the two of them are quite consistent in this regard: just spend enough.

Each earns his own, each spends his own, and in the future each will give it to his own son.

As for whether I will be born or not in the future, I will be lucky if I gain it, and my life will be lost if I lose it.

To describe it in one sentence, the two of them are just lying down together to keep each other warm and comfort each other.

Of course, both of them also have the capital to stand still: there is no shortage of money.

Although money cannot solve all misfortunes, most misfortunes are due to lack of money.

There is a saying in Medicine God that says very well: There is only one disease in the world - the disease of poverty!

Fortunately, Yu Huanshui and Zhang Qiuyan are not poor patients.

Chapter 558 Family

"Gah!"

The door opened, followed by the voices of Zhang Ziming and Yu Chen.

"What do you think our dad will cook for us?"

Zhang Ziming: "There must be fish!"

"Tch, the fish is for our mother, not for us..."

Yes, Yu Chen, a socially awkward person, seduced Zhang Ziming more than ten days ago and asked Zhang Ziming to call Yu Huanshui daddy.

As for him~haha!

From the day Zhang Qiuyan moved in, this guy's name was so affectionate.

Of course, Yu Chen also received a large box of toys and various snacks.

If it weren't for Yu Huanshui's majesty, Yu Chen would have coaxed Zhang Qiuyan into moving the supermarket to his home.

I even sold Yu Huanshui for a few bags of snacks, but they were all gone.

…

"Wouldn't you know if you go in and take a look?"

"Don't run, oh, you're running like a crackle. What if someone is resting downstairs?" Zhang Qiuyan said while changing his shoes.

"knew!"

…

Two little heads popped out of the kitchen: "Dad, what are you going to eat today?"

“Vegetable bag!”

"Ah?" Their expressions immediately dropped.

"Go ahead, two carnivores, fried meatloaf, and soup, one shrimp and one fish. Go back to do your homework first. Let's start dinner when the soup is ready."

As soon as the two of them heard that it was meaty, they ran back to do their homework.

At this time, Zhang Qiuyan came over, picked up a piece of meat pie and put it in his mouth, his eyes became lines with laughter.

"Did you wash your hands?"

"Delicious!"

"You are so old, and you still eat secretly! Go wash your hands first. Oh, by the way, the program group of "Voice of Touching" came to me today, saying that they want to report my deeds."

"That's a good thing."

"Well, it's already been negotiated, and I will give you 50,000 yuan for your appearance fee!"

"Ahem!"

"Well, let's see if you can still eat secretly!" Yu Huanshui patted Zhang Qiuyan on the back.

"No, Brother Yu, I didn't understand. You are not going to be on TV, but for 50,000 yuan?"

Zhang Qiuyan was surprised!

"Yes! Otherwise, why would I go?" Yu Huanshui said as a matter of course.

Zhang Qiuyan shook her head: "Brother Yu, I noticed that the children took cod home from the aquarium. Who did they learn this habit of living from?"

"Come on, don't talk about me. The children are about to have a holiday. Should we find a good day to take wedding photos?

As for the wedding~ It seems that I don't have anyone to invite. What about yours?"

Zhang Qiuyan took the water handed over by Yu Huanshui and took a sip: "There is no one on my side either. They are all those who don't want to come. Just announce it in the circle of friends.

If you want to have fun, invite the employees in my store to have a meal. No, let's cook a good meal at home and celebrate by ourselves!

We are not children anymore. There is no point in doing so many formalities. Living a good life is better than anything else. "

"Okay, I'll listen to you! But before that, you have to go to the hospital with me. Appendicitis has not been cured. Let's just have surgery. You have to sign for me."

"Don't you have to get the certificate before signing?"

"Hey, it's just an appendectomy surgery. I said you are a family member, and they can still check our marriage certificate."

...

A few days later, Deputy Director Bai finally got everything ready, so he called Yu Huanshui.

Yu Huanshui naturally agreed without hesitation.

It's just an interview, a piece of cake for Yu Huanshui.

However, Yu Huanshui didn't expect that this side dish would make him spill chicken feathers and duck blood all over the floor...

...

Yu Huanshui was washing up, and asked Zhang Qiuyan while washing up: "Qiuyan, are you really not going?"

"Oh, didn't I say yesterday that I have to go to the store today, any day is fine, but today I can't leave.

How can I not go to collect wages and do the accounting? At least two or three days.

By the way, put on the clothes I picked for you the day before yesterday, and call you uncle in the live broadcast room, but we can't really dress like uncles."

This set of clothes was a return gift from Zhang Qiuyan to Yu Huanshui two days ago. From head to toe, including shoes, it's all Romon brand.

The grade is definitely not low!

As for Yu Huanshui's gift, it is an antique jade bracelet that he once collected. Yu Huanshui still has four or five such things.

The purchase price is not low, but if you sell it, the price will be reduced too much.

Zhang Qiuyan never concealed her desire to keep warm together, and she never cared less about Yu Huanshui.

Yu Huanshui couldn't help but express his gratitude, so he picked a bracelet from his inventory and gave it to Zhang Qiuyan as a gift. Zhang Qiuyan returned the favor with a suit.

But after she took the bracelet to be appraised, she hid it and blamed Yu Huanshui for giving her such an expensive bracelet.

She also said that it would be better to leave the bracelet to Yu Chen's wife in the future.